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Beta Uprising, Day One 2017-03-17 01:05:36 Post No. 35589386
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>Chad?
>What is it Stacey?
>Lloyd is scaring me.
>Lloyd?
>You know, Mrs. Johnson's son, the one that lives in her basement
>Sure, I remember now. He dirves that Geo Metro, right?
>Yeah
>What is he doing?
>He's walking back and forth in front of the house
>Its a nice day, he's just taking a walk
>No, he is walking back in forth only in front of our house. And I think he's talking to himself.
>Does he have one of those bluetooth headsets on?
>Maybe, I can't tell. And he's carrying one of those swords. You know, from Japan?
>He's probably just playing that pokemon game, honey. Ignore him
>Oh. That's odd. He saw me looking out the window at him and he ran off
>See? Pokemon game.
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>>35589386
>Chad? Lloyd is back. Again.
>Still playing that pokemon game, is he?
>I don't know, Chad. He's staring at the house. And I don't see a phone
>Ignore him, angel. he's not hurting anyone
>Oh! He's coming to the door!
*ding dong*
>I'll get it, Stacey.
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>Hi! You're Lloyd, right?
>What?! Y-y-yes, I-I'm Lloyd.
>What can I do for you, Lloyd?
>The d-day of the r-r-r-r-rope h-has come. You and all li-like you shal f-f-face the righteous v-vengeance of the d-d-downtrodden buh-betas. The Beta Uh-Uprising has b-begun!
>Is that like the pokemon game, then?
>N-n-no! The b-beta uprising is when a-all the oppressed muh-men of the w-world rise up against the o-oppressive cultural n-n-n-norms. Good shall defeat evil!
>So - more like dungeons and dragons, then?
>Chad? Is it ok?
>Stacey! Lloyd was just telling about the game he's playing, Beta Rising. It's like dungeons & dragons.
>Oh. That's nice. Lloyd, how is your mother?
>S-s-s-s-she's f-f-f-f-fine, St-st-stacy
>OK. Well, I just finished on the elliptical and its cold out here in just yoga pants and a sports bra, so I am going back inside. Say hi to your mother for me, Lloyd.
>I-I-I-I w-w-w-w-will
>Lloyd, I'm glad you have a new hobby, and I hope your friends can play it with you, but the game is about to start. See you later.
>B-but the buh-beta uprising!
>Sorry, I don't have time. Good luck talking your friends into playing!
>Y-you too
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>>35589386
>>35589538
you do realise that hitler and napoleon killed people right and mass shootings are a thing
idk where this ur all pussies shit is coming from
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>>35589386
Don't save low quality images
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>>35589386
>>35589538
>being this arrogant
Don't worry on the day of the frog you like everyone else will open your doors expecting Lloyd and the one's standing there will be Elliotts
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>>35589593
>Can't talk to girls
>not a wimp
Pick one, loser
Hitler
>Charming, charismatic, gifted public speaker
>robot
pick one, loser
Napoleon
>Charismatic, excellent public speaker, boundless physical courage
>Robot
Pick one, loser
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>>35589735
Elliot
>loser virgin
>killed himself like a quitter
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>>35589735
>just imagining an army of Elliots wreaking havoc on normies
Jesus Christ. We really would be unstoppable wouldn't we?
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>>35589940
>implying all betas are robots
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>>35589940
>Napoleon
>excellent public speaker
lmao
here is hitler being unable to talk to girls
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>>35589965
Based on Elliot, you'd all shoot yourself within the day
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>>35590059
Hitler
>Shockingly popular with women, carrying women voters by huge margins
>Had multiple mistresses who knew of one another
Don't fall for the limey propaganda
...........
Napoleon
>Has his speeches included in the collection of Great Speeches in History
read a book
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>>35589987
>Not realizing OP is mocking robots for thinking they're as far up the hierarchy as betas
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>>35590323
>Shockingly popular with women, carrying women voters by huge margins
so what
>Had multiple mistresses who knew of one another
gonna need a source on that buddy
>Has his speeches included in the collection of Great Speeches in History
when he wasn't crippled by autism
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>>35590510
>gonna need a source on that buddy
effin' really?
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>>35589735
If you leave the door shut, they'll just kill themselves.
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>>35591061
>It appears that the "tall and stately" Erna had simply been polite to Hitler and had shown courtesy to her brother's friend at their initial meeting in the early 1920s, and Hitler misinterpreted this as romantic affection. Gross claims that Hitler was in love with Erna, but that she considered the whole business to be a joke, and that she was amused at his attempts to court her and please her. According to Gross, she was teased by her society friends about the unwanted affections shown by her "suitor" and made sure that she was never alone with him.
i bet you think he fucked riefenstahl and unity too
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