>Go to kitchen >"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"

Absolute Nothingburger.

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We don't eat breakfast, you hear?

I'm gonna have a nice tall glass of chocolate MILF

ok im callin it

NOBODY MAKE THE FART JOKE

NOONE

let see how far we can go now

huh

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>>35589428
>

ogijii

ew

its a niggo

>>35589428
Is it a Subaru driving by, anon?

you tell me, bitch. you are the one who is gonna be making it. i didnt get a girlfriend to have her not do anything useful. the least you could do is make my food

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>>35589428
Absolute unfiltered KINO

>>35588976
I'd wonder why my dog hasn't killed her or at least severely injured her.

I'd rub my 4 inch pencil dick on those buttcheeks and blow a load in 10 seconds then go back to bed and pretend nothing happened. Not like my benis can penetrate her.

>>35588976
>Today's special is a hard dicking down and filling your pussy until it overflows with my cum you sexy fucking bitch

>look at bum crack
>you can see that inside the cheeks it's really white
IMPOSTER

"Oh hey, I, um, probably oatmeal or something"
>"Oatmeal huh? Oatmeals for fags. Get a whiff of this!

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>>35590084
>Brap posting IRL

>>35588976
Excuse me, who are you and why are you in my house?

>>35591953
that's called a specular