>eat a piece of toast >feel full for the rest of the day

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>eat anything
>feel like a guilty fat pig for rest of the day

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>>35588765
>eat a piece of toast
>vomit out the chunk of mold I accidentaly just ate

>>35588765
how do you do this
i just want to lose weight and be happy with myself for once

>>35588777
god damn it jesus

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>eat like a pig 24/7
>feel morally and physically superior to all skelly weaklings

survival of the fittest faggots

>>35589183
we'll live longer

>>35588787
>how do you do this

You have to get used to eating less and eventually your stomach will shrink

>eat
>feel too full to drink more beer

>>35589183
>dies of heart attack or diabetes at 30

>>35588765
are you single?
origianl stupid robot filter

>that primal urge you get when your hungry that just suspends all reason and you cook food to eat while you are cooking food to eat (for real this time)
I need to be fucking killed

>>35588765
The holocaust diet is under rated desu

>Hungry
>look in fridge
>look in freezer
>can't be arsed to cook for half an hour
>eat a pack of biscuits
I should start cooking before I get hungry

>>35590201
helps to cook extras, especially healthy soups & stews that you can freeze to reheat later

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>>35588765
>get bread to eat toast
>it smells kinda funny
>no visible mold

>2017
>falling for the breaded jew

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>hungry
>drink black coffee and water all day
>forget to eat
>have headaches
>feel dizzy
>force myself to eat like 500 calories + vitamins
>still fat

I hate eating and I hate the taste of food. When will science find a way to eliminate this need?

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>>35590237

The smell was coming from you the whole time

>>35590261
>black coffee and water
Does this meme work? pls respond

>>35590348
notice the "still fat" part
but yeah, black coffee can stave off hunger, as can most stimulants, including tobacco

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If only there was a way to get nutrition without eating that doesn't fuck your shit up. I could be happy just plugging into a machine at night that feeds me. Sure there's TPN and PEG tubes but that's not sci-fi enough for me. We have wireless electricity charging since the 90s for fucks sake. Where is the wireless food?

I also want to be swole without having to eat or lift. They inject monkeys with viruses to insert human follistatin genes. If it's a human gene why can't I get little baggies of viruses from the local drug dealer? Fuck getting high, I want to be hyooge. I'm tired of being hungry skelton.

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>>35590440
>Where is the wireless food?

Food doesn't need wires

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>>35590452

IV lines, feeding tubes, and esophagus are kind of like wires. That's where my beef lies.

>>35590440
>im fat because cocacola haxed my stomach