Tooth Fairy wasnt real

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>be me
>pre-school
>strongly believe in the tooth fairy
>I am given 5$ under my pillow per tooth
>Would try to pull my own teeth out
>couldnt
>Kid at school lost his tooth at lunch
>decide I will Commandeer it
>explain to him why he must surrender it to me
>he says the tooth fairy only leaves him 1$
>I will give him 2$ for it
>he agrees
>put it under my pillow that night
>profit
>convince the kid that we need more teeth
>press his teeth hard against the desk corner
>we manage to knock out his bottom front tooth
>go home again
>mom is worried about how many teeth I am losing
>tells me to open my mouth
>*sweating*
>she discovers my fraud
>beg her not to reveal this information to the tooth fairy
>she is clearly in horror
>wants to know where i have been getting teeth
>explain I have been getting them from kid in my class
>mom reveals tooth fairy isnt real
>did me a sad
>she called the kids parents
>we were both grounded for being retarded