>tfw your online friend keeps saying that he is your boyfriend

>>35586749
cute. now go sit on my lap and be my bf.

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>>35586749
idk if this is a meme but this actually is happening to me

my friend keeps sending me hearts and making jokes that im his e bf and its really annoying and awk

>>35586890
hey cutie want to gobble on my cock?

>>35586749
I don't know about bf, but I'll be your friend!

>>35586749
>>35586890
>tfw nobody cares about your loose vaginas

>>35586932
my boypussy isnt loose
o:)

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>>35586840
n-no, sorry...

>>35586890
I'm not memeing, it's happening to me too! He keeps sending me pictures of myself and tries to convince me to do girly stuff

>>35586915
ok!!

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>>35586999
>I'm not memeing, it's happening to me too! He keeps sending me pictures of myself and tries to convince me to do girly stuff

me too lol
do you ever cave and actually take them like me? :(

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>>35586999
>>35586890
He's probably gotten advice from robots here that "subtle" coercion will make you do what he wants.

If you really don't like it, just tell him to cut the bullshit flat out. If he keeps at it, stop talking to him for a while.

>>35587023
subtle coercion isnt saying "sit on my lap and be my bf" and cringe stuff like that

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>>35587016
Take what? Pictures?

S-Sometimes, but only cause he's my friend and he took pictures of himself too so it's only fair. It's not like they were lewd ones either so it's okay

He keeps trying to convince me to take hormones too which I WON'T DO

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>>35587044
That's why I put the word subtle in between quotation marks. Robots can't into subtlety and manipulation.

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Tfw my online friend became my boyfriend and now he's not

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>>35586890
Oh s-sorry..

I'll stop :(

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>>35586937
So you'll be a slut for strangers, but not for someone that is actually interested in you and you expect me to believe that your asshole isn't extremely loose?

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>>35586749
>tfw you're so sexually attractive that every male friend you've ever made wants to be your bf

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>>35587081
>inb4 this is the person that just messaged me on steam that he's going to bed

this post isn't about YOU, dork

>>35587174
>_< I just want to feel loved

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>>35587181
ok 4real stop fucking with me anon, literally right after i made my meme post someone i like messaged me on steam and said they were in a bad mood and went offline ;_;

>>35587138
>>tfw you're so sexually attractive that every male friend you've ever made wants to be your bf
roasties get out

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>>35587196
I'm too lonely to be bothered playing games, its not me. my steam name starts with j.

>>35587214
>his name starts with J too

wtffffffffffff

>>35587203
I'm not an original girl, though

>>35587222
>Trips

Stop it stop it stop it

>>35587237

Post feminine penis.


Algo original.

>>35586749
>>35586890
Tell him(both) to fuck off and make your boundaries known. He should know better than to be autistic enough to claim his delusions are real.

>tfw no online bf
>tfw crushing loneliness
>smart but school pounds all passions into dust

I just want you to smile back, one day this will all be gone and I'll be long forgotten. I don't know why I feel this way about people I've never even seen...

>>35586999
Awesome! I'd love to be your friend! Do you have Discord?

>>35587320
I'll be your bf! I promise I'll smile back at you

Im bored pls entertain

>>35587285
Sure buddy, once my phone charges up. My feminine penis is so large it honestly kind of scares me.

>>35587589
Yes post, we will be waiting patiently
yum yum

>>35587589

I am aroused and intrigued. Post it.