Just hospital stuff

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>be me, student in internal medicine
>have to take night shifts
>end of shift
>get a call to draw blood from patient in surgery ward
>god damnit i was about to go home
>reluctantly go there
>see order, grill - same age as me
>hope she's hot
>get to room, open door
>blocked by some kind of slowly oscillating barrier
>assume its an interdimensional portal
>step through, want to get to interdimensional grill
>enter confined dimenson of darkness
>she has to be so hot
>fight myself through leftover food hovering through the very thick air
>must be a waste dimension
>make my way to the center of gravity assuming the postoperative weakened grill has to be there
>get there
>thehorror.jpg
>the grill was the dimension all along
>ask it to wabble her two ton whale fin in my direction
>draw blood
>leave
>question the existence of alternate dimensions