ITT: You're running for office

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>>35585360
Where do I sign up for the pizza parties once I'm in?

>>35585360
I have herpes and am autistic manlet

>>35585360
>"If elected i promise to make anime real, we have the best anime but Japan is killing us in the waifu market, if elected i will ban importation of Japanese waifus and bring good old American waifus back to the market"
>"The illegal Mexicans, they want our waifus, but we won't give them to the illegals, they are our waifus not theirs, we must protect our waifus from them and make the anime real"
>"Canada may think their waifus are the shit but they are not, Canada wishes it had our waifus which they don't, we have the best ones"

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>>35585495
Where'd you get my trip pass from?
You know I can delete this post, right?

If I am elected we're going to see REAL CHANGE. We are going to give equal rights BACK TO THE BUSINESSES, AND ENSURE QUALITY OF LIFE, FREEDOM, AND LIBERTY FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. WE WILL ENSURE THAT STATES HAVE THEIR RIGHTS RESTORED, AND WE WILL ENSURE THAT CHURCH AND STATE ARE PERMANENTLY SEPERATED.

This message brought to you by the Libertarian Party of the United States of America

>>35585615
You can't delete someone elses post without their session cookie, iirc.

Also, use a secure tripcode next time retard. Two hashtags.

>>35585628
I am using a trip code hence the word 'trip pass.'

>>35585649
>>35585615
>>35585495
samefag fuck off with original haste

>>35585360

you're all a pile of assholes, i'm taking all the corporate money and doing as little as possible. vote for me because my lack of activity is better than anything any real politician would do to you.

>>35585649
You need to use a secure tripcode.
Here's an example
hiroyuki##dasfh4wiopuw890783217439

This makes your tripcode unbreakable via shitty methods like the one that guy used

Here's an insecure tripcode:
jewki#jd(E)EXKcLP@D0XkWXpX||\

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I SWEAR TO ALL YOU PEOPLE, I WILL DESTROY THIS SHIT HEAP GOVERNMENT AND WE SHALL BEGIN AGAIN IN THE ONLY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE: ANARCHO CAPITALISM, NIGGERS!
YOU SHALL ALL HAVE THE CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR OWN IRL LOLI SEX SLAVES, COCAINE, AND EXCESSIVE GUNS.
WE SHALL MAKES AMERICA FREE AGAIN.

(I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I'd win)

>>35585686

are there literally people that still don't know how tripcodes work? it's in the fucking faq.

>post thread
>"write campaign speech one word at a time"
>?????????
>profit
>generate a random X Y Z coordinate
>launch nuke to coordinate
>keep doing this until im killed