Why dont you just get a chubby gf?

>>35583943
fat people disgust me

>>35583971
If you're being serious, could you explain why? Genuinely curious.

why would a chubby girl want me either senpai

Fat people aren't humans

>>35583943
Because I want to marry someone who likes to exercise with me.

>>35583943
sauce my bros?

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Because if I had preference in girls, I'd be a fucking normie.
I'm begging over here.

>>35583943
ive had fat, skinny, thick, etc. chubby girls get me the hardest, idk why. they are also good to sleep with, something about it is very nice. i currently have a chubby gf and i love her but i think its time to move on. separate, but its just been on my mind.

>>35584197

THIS

please anons, save my dink

>>35583943
Holy shit this is so fuckibg pathetic on so many levels haha

>>35583943
Dude I feel so bad for her. She just wants some love from her man

>>35584197
>>35584297
wildestdreams pronhub

>>35584229
have a really cute chubby gf too; help me break up w/ her, anon. she's sweet and a good lay and i like her, but she's moving away. I'm not into LDR shit, but she doesn't know that yet.

>>35584131
It's gross in two ways. First of all, it shows a lack of discipline and general negligence of physical health. Second, I just find it visually unappealing. I don't really know how to expand on that. I know some people have fat chick fetishes, but I'm not one of them. Just looks bad to me.

To clarify, being slightly overweight isn't bad. The chick in the .webm isn't bad at all imo.

>>35584131
>he isn't disgusted by fatties
wut

because even total landwhales can do better than a fat, alcoholic, narcissistic, possibly psychopathic autist

>>35584483
Well if you realize that, why not move towards improving yourself?

>>35584334
Possibly attention whoring. That's what you've got to do these days, to load up your fucking into the internet to climb up in your peer pecking order. Can not see much any other reason for these two to make their porn. They are not a turn on for anyone.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? The chick in the webm isn't bad at all, she's gotthe ideal thiccness ratio

>>35583971
>when the first post also happens to be the best post

>>35587870
My pussy smells like doo doo
And I hate you you

>>35587922
Let's go go
To the loo loo

>>35587953
Both lines have to rhoo rhoo
With doo doo

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>>35583943
I'd love to, I prefer chubby (not fat) to skinny/fit.
>tfw no chubby gf

>>35583943
i wish i could, also that girl isn't even fat.

>>35584131
Because being fat is equal to being willingfully ignorant.
There is nearly no reason to be fat, Muh Thyroids is a almost valid reason, but even that only affects 1,2% of the lardass population.
Only thing you need is to EAT LESS. It always works.

I am not saying it is wrong, but it is a bad thing. Especially if they whine about it. If you want to be fat, be fat, but do not excpect anyone to enable it.

because deep down i just want sex like chad and not have to deal with a womans bullshit

>>35583943
How the hell is this girl considered chubby?

>>35583943
Even that requires doing more than nothing.

>>35583943
He's clearly having a lot of trouble playing that game.

Perfect life, though.

>>35588171
The "Eat Less" meme is basically skinny people's version of "Just be yourself"

>>35588880
No it isn't. People are fat if they eat to excess gluttonously, whilst doing little to no exercise. Literally eat less, and you won't be obese and disgusting. Calories in < energy consumed = weight lost

>>35588960
Just eating less leaves you lacking in energy to consume calories, though. I've tries starving and the only consequence is that I'm tired all day.
It's easier to lose weight by eating the same but doing physical activity.

>>35588171
>>35588880
it's not about how much you eat, it's what you eat.

>>35583943
I'm a hypocrite. I'm fat but expect my gf to be skinny.

Not to mention I'm the lowest of the low and no female could ever like me.

The webm really bothers me. This is why I lose matches, because some fuck in my team does something else. THEN DONT PLAY.

>>35588960
>calories in calories out
top kek, when will this end
>>35589022
Dubs for truth

>>35589256
I mean its pretty simple physics, there's no magical math or mystery metabolism that explains why people are useless fat fucks. That consume more food than the energy they expend, end of story.

>>35589366
End of story my ass, how about you do some serious research instead of spewing bullshit with the arrogant attitude of a true idiot?

>>35589387
fat nigga detected

>>35589399
No, I actually went from over 300lbs to 160 without ever counting calories, so I know what I'm talking about. It's all about insulin. Like I said do some research.

>>35589430
metabolic syndrome
i.e. low carb diet
high fiber low sugar (green veggies)

>>35589454
Low carb yes, but no veggies apart from salads (I hate vegetables). I mostly ate meat. My diet was all about fat (mainly) and proteins. No carbs/sugar at all.
It wasn't a very scientific diet after all, I read a lot of stuff and then I experimented with the knowledge I had acquired. I didn't follow a pre-packaged diet. Intermittent fasting was also very helpful, and even now that my weight is under control I keep fasting every now and then (just finished a 7 day fast). Feels good man.

>>35589022
But also about how much you eat, retard

friendly reminder that most of what you read on the internet about losing weight is bro science and should not be taken seriously

also fat people are gross

>>35589366
Because the body is a bit more complex than a carnot engine. I was trying to lose weight, I was eating about 1500 Cal/day like my fitness plan suggested. I should have been losing weight, but I was struggling.

Turns out when my weight was at its peak, I fucked up my blood sugar. Doc prescribed me some Metformin and tada, I started shedding the pounds. Calories in, calories out probably works if everything is working right. But when you're a fatass, a few things are probably fucked.

>>35589517
>bro science
that's pretty simple, really.
cardio reduces T, lifting weights raises T
bro science in a nutshell

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>>35584197
>>35584297
here's the salvation for your balls
>>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=789316490
thx to 35584385

>>35583943
>tfw will never get a desperate gf who stays with me even though I give her no attention and has to use me as a human dildo because I'm too busy playing vidya.
Why are women so unreasonable bros?

>>35588171
>Muh Thyroids is a almost valid reason

Average weight gain for a people with thyroid disorders is somewhere around 30lbs as I recall. You will not become clinically obese because of your thyroid, unless you use it as an excuse to stop taking care of yourself.

>>35583971
>>35584443
Good posts, keep it up anon, fat people are truly dusgusting.

>>35589000
>>35589256
>>35589541

>Just eating less leaves you lacking in energy to consume calories, though.
>thermodynamics is a meme

>I need to eat 4,000 calories a day or I'll be too tired to move! My body absorbs energy from the sun to maintain its weight, that's why I don't lose weight even when I consume less calories than I expend (implying that this has ever happened). It's only possible to lose weight if you get your (((doctor))) to prescribe you drugs and weight loss surgeries!

Disgusting. Why do you people come into these threads and offer these sad justifications for your food addiction? Normal people know you're full of shit. People who have been fat but grew a spine and lost the weight know you're full of shit. Even your fellow fatties probably know or at least suspect that it's just an attempt to justify your lack of willpower.

because i am a disgusting troglodyte and literally nobody would consider dating me.

>>35589541
>I was trying to lose weight, I was eating about 1500 Cal/day

Oh hey look what I found.

>http://www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1056/nejm199212313272701
>Discrepancy between Self-Reported and Actual Caloric Intake and Exercise in Obese Subjects

>>35589664
>thermodynamics is a meme
Again, the body is more complex than a simple equation. We cannot be boiled down to a two variables. If the body wants to store energy, it's going to be a bit more complex than "just eating less" and literally eating nothing comes with its own problems.

I have nothing against people who want to encourage healthy lifestyles, but this bro science is stupid.

>>35589690
Lovely mate, but if that was my issue I wouldnt have started losing weight when I balanced my blood sugar now would it?

>>35589664
Hey, idiot, I am >>35589256 and also >>35589430
I lost weight and I know YOU are full of shit. It's not with calorie restriction and a low fat diet that you can lose weight and keep it off. You need to go to solve the problem at the root. You can eat less and still lose very little weight, but more importantly once you finish your diet your weight is going to come back mercilessly. That anon confirmed what I said, it's about blood sugar (and therefore insulin). Once you solve that you start to naturally lose weight, you don't even need to exercise.

>>35588171
My gf got thyroid cancer and she got chubby from it. Shes trying her damnest but the weight doesn't come off. rip that hourglass figure

>>35589724
>Once you solve that you start to naturally lose weight, you don't even need to exercise.
I'm not sure if I'd go that far. But it's near impossible without it resolved.

t. Metformin fag

>>35589707
Every input/output system can be modelled with the basic thermodynamic equations. It is literally conservation of energy.

>>35583943
God damn it, this webm is hot. And romantic in some weird way.

>>35589541
>type 2 diabetic wondering why he's not losing weight
lmao

>>35589747
>this ignores everything that happens inside the body

>>35589746
I didn't exercise for the first 60 or 70 lbs I lost. I literally didn't lift a finger. Only after that I started exercising.

>>35584334
>guy with qt gf makes video of himself having sex while on the computer
>apparently this is pathetic

No, what's pathetic is when I drink myself into a stupor while watching anime comedies at 3am and fall asleep on the floor of my childhood bedroom because I live with my parents at 24.

>>35589613
I want that kind of relationship too. Find it very appealing for some reason. Maybe I'm just not used to getting attention.

>>35589777
In my opinion both of you are pathetic wastes of space currently leasing biomatter from God.

>>35589747
Except the human body is not a closed system? Sure you can literally eat nothing and lose weight, but not eating anything causes other severe issues.

But no! Anon here clearly knows more than my doctor who actually helped me lose the chub.

>>35589795
I was being sarcastic you dip
That ain't no "relationship"

>>35589805
All of humanity is equally a waste of our beloved planets resources and also gOD isn't real :^D

But unironically

>>35589707
>Lovely mate, but if that was my issue I wouldnt have started losing weight when I balanced my blood sugar now would it?

Well, what do you think is more likely:

1) You, like virtually every fat person ever subjected to constant observation, are completely incapable of accurately reporting your own levels of caloric intake or exercise.

2) Your body operates outside the laws of thermodynamics and somehow manages to consume and store more energy than it takes in.

Honestly, you guys
>>35589764
>>35589806
belong on fucking tumblr with HAES fat positive activists. Yes the body is a complex system but there is no level of complexity that will account for your claims that you can, from your baseline caloric intake and expenditure levels, both reduce your intake and increase your expenditure and somehow still not lose weight.

Fat is stored energy. You're trying to tell us that your body is some kind of perpetual motion machine? It's fucking pathetic, just admit that you have no self control and can't accurately judge your intake and expenditure. Read the fucking study >>35589690. All your little fat person meme excuses

>the body isn't a machine!
>that's not how physics work!
>i ate under 1k calories for a month and GAINED weight!
>that's not what my doctor told me!

just make any person with a brain even more disgusted with you. Not only are you fat but you're liars as well.

>>35589919
the body transmutates basic elements, retard. that's "impossible" just like your perpetual motion thermodynamics are impossible. you're putting your ignorance and autism on grand display

>>35583943
>all this uninformed health argument bullshit flowing through the thread

Maybe instead of flapping your fat jowls you could go read the medical consensus from websites that trade in facts instead of shitposting. Medical science is ridiculously advanced now and the facts are out there. You can do whatever you want with your own body but please for the love of Kek stop trying to justify it with Tumblr-tier excuses. You're fat because you like to slurp soda while you shitpost and binge on MMO's, we all know it.

>>35589851
Maybe, but still. Being used in such a manner seems a bit cool.

>>35589944
>the body transmutates basic elements

lolwut

Yeah I'm retarded for not believing in biological transmutation and perpetual motion. You got me.

Son if your argument relies on this level of bullshit nonscientic garbage then you might as well stop arguing and just go live out your dreams as a 500lb man. Obviously you've done the requisite mental gymnastics to convince yourself that your fate is out of your hands.

>>35589992
>autism on display
there's been studies and proof of biological transmutation, faggot. you're probably a fucking atheist too, aren't ya, cunt?

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Because a 4/10 will go for a 6/10 and be successful

>>35589919
>Fat is stored energy. You're trying to tell us that your body is some kind of perpetual motion machine?
For someone who keeps quoting physics, you sure seem to know little about it. Motor efficiency is a thing you know, right?

No one is claiming to have achieved perpetual motion. But one of the basic principles of diabetes...is that all of the glucose is turned into bodyfat. When I started taking medication that fixed my blood sugar levels, it stopped being turned into body fat. Then I started losing weight.

Like I seriously have no idea what you're going on about.

>>35590019
>there's been studies and proof of biological transmutation

So post them. Post even a single one of them, please. I'll accept anything even remotely resembling a real scientific journal.

You won't post them though, because you're a little faggot obese coward.

>>35590200
>little
>obese
troll harder faggot

>>35590053

And when your body was busy converting all that glucose into fat, what did it consume for energy? Your claim is that a person who expends 2,000 calories during daily activities and bodily functions, who has diabetes, and restricts themselves to a intake of 1,500 calories a day, will continue to show a increase in bodily fat, because their body is "turning all glucose into bodyfat".

I'd like you to explain how this mechanism would operate within our current understanding of the laws of physics.

>>35590209

Oh look you've already run away to hide behind personal attacks instead of posting "proof" of your alchemy-tier nonsense.

Did I call it? I'm pretty sure I called it. 50/50 odds you don't make another post in the thread after this point.

>>35590239
I never said I was gaining weight, that I was failing to lose it.

>I'd like you to explain how this mechanism would operate within our current understanding of the laws of physics.
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-and-metabolism.html

>>35590266
50/50 odds
whew, i can't compete with that. i'm out

>>35590293
why bother. he's just trolling like a good little retard anyway

>>35589000
>I over eat and Im fat. I starve my self and I feel awful.
>What about eating a normal amount of food? Fuck that I'll just complain on the interbutts

You deserve to be fat and unhappy.

>>35590295
I'm so glad I keep giving you excuses to avoid posting literally any proof of "biological transmutation". Don't ever stop hiding.

>>35590293
No honey, I wasn't asking for you to explain diabetes to me. I was asking you how you think your body can continue to store energy despite expending more than it takes in.

>>35590375
Louis Kervran
google is your fren

I would be really happy with a slightly chubby gf, but I only get talked to by whales. Disgusting

>>35590407

Yes, I know what biological transmutation is and I know who Kervran is. That's how I know it's complete nonsense, on par with alchemy. What I'm asking YOU for is proof of even a single one of the "studies" you claimed exist here:

>>35590019
>there's been studies and proof of biological transmutation

>>35590464
his cold fusion mechanism is laughable, but it still happens. wouldn't even matter if i linked studies. you'd still say it was shit and explain it away. buy the book "the secret life of plants". iirc, that has a couple chapters dealing with it. i won't swear to it, though, because i never got my copy back after loaning it out. now kindly fuck off

>>35590505

Oh look, it took us 30 minutes to finally get you to admit that you don't have even a single study to back up your claims. Thanks for finally admitting it.

Maybe instead of reading such garbage, give this a try.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_conservation_of_mass

>>35590576
oh look, a "einstein and newton could do no wrong" fucker. tells me everything i need to know

>>35590576
i bet you think black holes exist too, don't you?

>>35590603

Nah m8 I'm done with you. You think perpetual motion is legit, you think that because you read a book from some kook you're equipped to pass claims on the possibility of liquid phase cold fusion.

Do you really think it's just all some big conspiracy, that Kervran is just that much more intelligent than all the scientists who attempted to verify cold fusion experiments in the 80's with no success?

You're done, get the fuck out of here. Go read about how your small intestine can change carbon into iron and pat yourself on the back for being such a clever independent thinker as to actually believe it.

>>35583943
i do
chick in that webm is just ugly

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I want a cuddly gf

>>35589256
Technically it should be "mass in, mass out", not just calories.

>>35583943
I want to know what makes you think any girl would want to be my gf in the first place

>>35583943
Why are people who have sex while playing vidya always the most casual. I saw a guy playing Dota while being blown. He picked axe and levelled Battle Hunger first.

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>>35590952
That actually... Jesus christ.

>>35583943
Because I refuse to settle like that and fat girls aren't my thing

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>>35583943
AGH FUCK

PAY ATTENTION TO HER YOU RETARD
AT LEAST FUCKING TOUCH HER

LOVE HER YOU MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT

STOP PLAYING YOUR VIDYA FOR A FEW GOD DAMN MINUTES

REEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING REEEEEEE

>>35589454
>veggies
I fucking hate this word aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>35591000
vegetables, anon. vegetables

I have a cute chubby gf. Very cuddly and soft. Would highly reccomend lads.

>tfw she has a pregnancy fetish and induces lactation plus fattens herself to get a huge belly
>tfw her hormones are nutty and she starts begging me to fly down again so she can cum properly
WHY AM I STILL DEPRESSED

>>35591026
thank you holy shit

>>35584131
fat people can't reach their buttholes to wipe properly there's too much fat in the way that's why they all smell like shit

>>35590900
l want to suck those nipples.

>>35591146
You seem to have a very fucked up childhood.

>>35591265
i don't even like chubby girls, but seriously, if they were in front of me, i'd suck the hell out of em too. i had a perfectly normal childhood

>>35583971
i mean most people are disgusted by you too.

>>35588880
You're literally retarded and this one isn't a meme. I'd kill myself if I ever got to a point where I was anywhere near as retarded as you.

i do though

except she lives on an island three thousand miles away

>>35591265
I just want to pleasure her