Girls fart and shit. How do you guys handle this?

Sucide.

>>35580472

Leave Su alone.

yeah but i wanna like
kiss them
on the mouth n stuff

>>35580530
No. It must dice.

>>35580455
I want to smell a stinky fembot asshole

I fap to videos of them doing it.

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>>35580622
This
Oliver qwerty
I reaaaaaaaaaaaaally hate doing it at this point.
It's just tiring and out of habit at this point.

"Lol pee pee in hairy fleshy split" does nothing for me and never did.
Coitus disgusts me and I haven't actually really masturbated for months going on a year.

I just lie on my stomach till and watch till the pressure on my dick does it like a hugbox.

I dont care about ED or anything else damaging at this point.
I don't plan on ever using the fucking thing for anything.

>>35580455
>Fart and shit
They toot and poop.

>>35581154

>Toot and poop

They fluff and go loo-loo.

How do elizafags deal with the fact that eliza had some rock-hard shits from her heroin consumption

>>35580455

Handle their farts and shits?

>>35580455

As if I would know/will ever know these things. They could crap gold for all I know.

>>35580455
the guy doesn't handle this the girl does. she runs the faucet the entire time she shits so you can't detect any sounds. or she doesn't even use the same bathroom as you and uses the gas station across the street.

>>35580539
Aww anon , come kiss me on the mouth and stuff

>>35580455
Fuck them in the ass - the only solution.

>>35580455
Ask her to cup it into my face the next time desu

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>>35580455
I have a roid that I routinely pop with my weekly shit. It's like I'm constantly on my period.

>>35581922
the problem here is that you're pooping only once a week, eat some prunes anon

>>35580455
Fart louder and shit bigger. My guts can dominate whatever their feeble bodies can squeeze out.