fembot pee bottles?

>>35579468
/soc/ has a lot of girls on it apparently

>>35579468
>pissing out a window

a truly glorious feeling. women will never know this pleasure.

>>35579497
I feel like I wouldn't get any good answers and I prefer boards that aren't full of literal faggots.

I trust the fembots to be honest here.

I've only done pass bottles in an emergency, my sister does them whenever someone is at the house so she doesn't have to leave her room.
>tfw tomoko imouto

>>35579566
How do you/your sister do it? doesn't it go everywhere?

>>35579468
Do you know how hard it is to aim with a vagina? No woman could piss into a bottle without getting it everywhere.

They would need a funnel to use a piss bottle, and even then their labia flaps would still have piss all over them. And even with a funnel they'd probably still piss on whatever they're sitting on a little.

So unless a girl wants a pissed covered funnel in their room, pee on their chairs, and a yeast infection (or pissed drenched toilet paper wads) it would be more trouble than it's worth

>>35579585
You put it right against your urethra.

Not a bottle but we used to only have a bathroom upstairs and the computer was downstairs, so I'd just pee in the laundry sink.

Never. A little jealous, mostly grossed out.

>>35579601

uh how? i tried this once and it made a huge mess...

do i have some weird urethra or something :(

Even with it right against your urethra, you'd still have to wipe. Plus it's gross lmao.

>>35579599
Freelee on youtube has a huge bucket she pees into during the night, she made a whole video about it

>>35579627

Chad torpedoed up the yellow river and now you have a whore-rethra

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>tfw piss fetish

>>35579651
>discussing pissing in bottles
>You mention a HUGE bucket to prove it works

>>35579601
Cool, makes sense I guess. I figured you'd need a larger bottle or a big cup instead.

>>35579611
I used to piss in the floor drain where the washer drained in my old house. sink sounds better. Did you just sit over it like a toilet? how do you do it?

>>35579660
I'm suddenly realizing I want to see it but all that other piss fetish stuff disgusts me.

>>35579691
>I'm suddenly realizing I want to see it but all that other piss fetish stuff disgusts me.
that's how it starts

>>35579627
You have to touch your urethra with it. Like go beyond the labia. Or pee in a bottle with a wide mouth.

>>35579650
We wiped with dirty clothes off the floor.

>>35579468

I'll use any empty container that I'm gonna throw out. I can actually pee standing just like a guy if needed, sometimes I prefer to. I can aim it out a window. I think it depends on where you grow up, if you live somewhere rural you pee outside a lot and learn to do it. I can't speak for others though.

>>35579660
You can make a lot of money peeing on film

>>35579775
as a guy?

>>35579680
Damn I'm just saying she does it in one way, I'm not trying to prove you can bottle it lmao

>>35579660
Assuming you're a guy.

if there are any femanons with a pee fetish or curious, reply to this post. i really want to talk about it with a girl and i never have the chance.

>>35579761
How often do you do it? Do you only use bottles?

>>35579763
Wow that's impressive, I had no idea. How do you do it?

>tfw this is my fetish and no girls are into it

not to mention it's too embarrassing to talk about

>>35579787
Idk. A girl can, don't know if guys can.

>>35579824
I've done it twice, my sister's done it regularly since she became a shut in.

do any girls pee outside? I fucking love pissing outside.

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>>35579763
>I can actually pee standing just like a guy if needed, sometimes I prefer to. I can aim it out a window.

>>35579763

do any other femanons do this? or is this a troll?

how are there no fembots with a pee fetish?

fuck this gay earth.

OP here, I want more answers. I want to know how common this is.

Just post, this is a no judgment thread.

This thread is making me wanna try it now desu.

>>35579956
i do it, it's not a big deal. you stand a certain way and it just goes forward in a stream? i didn't know other girls couldn't do it.


>>35580087
yeah i'll piss in a cup or something. water bottles seem like too much work.

>>35580173
try what? it's easy.

>>35580173
is it a sexual thing or are you just curious? would you want to chat about it?

>>35580259
Bit of both. Should I post if I do?

>>35580334
yeah, i really want to talk with you about it. [email protected] is my email/skype. send me an email or add me please

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>>35579498
>a truly glorious feeling. women will never know this pleasure.

>>35580334
were you just trolling me? if you don't want email/skype let me know what you want me to post.

>>35580424
>running down off her ass onto the windowsill
>jumps back inside and launches piss everywhere

yuck

>>35580357
Sorry I'd rather not leave this site u know...

>>35580424
What the fuck why does the stream look so big? and its dripping down her ass. and she doesn't wipe.

>>35580504
girls have big pissholes

also if you're cut yours probably shrunk

This is a shill thread with (((femanon))) replies to demoralize the board.

Time to leave this place and ascend.

>>35580502
we will be anon, just make a throwaway and add/email me. i just really want to talk with a femanon about it.

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>>35580517
You're overthinking it.

It's just another thread to bait girls into posting so guys can try get some form of contact info from them.

>>35580517
>>35580549
Nope, I'm legit curious and want answers.

>>35580516
Not really, flexible urethra plus more power=big stream

>>35580502
Don't be afraid femanon, make the poor pee fetish anon happy. I support this.

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>>35580566
>I'm legit
Who knew that facebook posters are the ones spamming the fembot threads for hookups

>>35580624
I don't use Facebook, stop shitting up my thread. I don't care if fetish fags want to try and talk to fembots.

I WANT ANSWERS

>>35580549
Yeah, woops, you are right.

I even posted my urine sponge bath area to these unworthy ones.

>>35579468
I used too first for laziness then for scientific reasons to see the separation. I drink alot of water so it made sense so add pee bottles with the empty water bottles. I stopped out of paranoia but I do it every once in a while.

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>>35580654
>stop shitting up my thread
Stop shitting up my board with your failed normie pussy obsession

>>>/soc/pee
>>>/adv/gender

I pee in my dorm sink because the toilets are down the hall. I just kinda stand and raise one leg. It beats leaving my room

>>35580718
how do you get it in the water bottle without it going everywhere?

I have never worn make up or shaved any part of my body. Haven't taken a shower in 2 months. I enjoy the smell of my sweat and my nails are literally 4 plus centimeters long because it doesn't occur to me to trim them although I do keep a nail collection in a small decorative box as they break up on their own eventually. I never change my under wear until it smells so bad that even I get bothered by it which can take months. I like to piss in a bottle when I'm too lazy to get up. I only leave the house to stare at people with my Chinese knock off pig mask. I make them as uncomfortable as a human can possibly be in a public space. ............and I'm addicted to shota con and guro.......yeah......

>>35580774
>I never change my under wear until it smells so bad that even I get bothered by it which can take months

I know this is made up but I want to smell those undies

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>>35580763
By shoving it against her pisshole
Are you this stupid?

This is a shill thread with (((femanon))) replies

>>35580502
are you still here? you got me all excited i could finally talk to a girl about this, don't make me beg :(

>>35580737
>>35580840
>not liking women
>not thinking women pissing is hot

didn't they make a board for gays?

>63 posts
>14 IP's
What do you even get out of this?

>>35580808
i'm asking because i'm a grill and this does not work well at all.

Doesn't work. I had to pee in a plastic garbage bag once though because my normie housemate was in the bathroom for NINETY CONSECUTIVE MINUTES.

>>35581068
Use a cup next time, garbage bag is a bad idea for piss.

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>>35580718

>then for scientific reasons to see the separation.
>being this autistic

>>35580763
Right again my urethra and I tend to do it when I really have to go so the stream is pretty forceful

>>35581083
With any luck there won't be a next time. That was like 7 years ago and there hasn't been another issue.

>>35579468
Sometimes I pee in cups or tupperwares in the kitchen and dump it down the sink if I have to pee and someone is using the bathroom during the day

At night I just go outside and pee in the front yard, next to some tall bushes, I actually prefer peeing outside to using a toilet.

I peed in a bottle once when I was in someone's car while the driver ran in somewhere to get weed, I was stuck out in the car and had to piss but couldn't go into the dealer's house, so I was really careful and peed into a bottle and amazingly didn't spill any even though I was drunk. I threw the bottle out the window and we left it in the street.

>>35581106
stand or squat or what? i tried to line it up but mine is always powerful and it either overflows or goes down the edge >__< maybe i need more practice

>>35581133
>>35579611
I totally forgot about sinks. I used to live somewhere where the plumbing was bad and the toilet was always fucked up so I took to peeing in sinks a lot.

I just love to pee anywhere but a toilet. Toilets are disgusting and only for poop.

>>35581133

The whole preferring peeing outside thing is exactly how I feel, I think it's pretty hot that a girl feels the same. If I post some contact info would you want to talk about it? Just let me know what and I'll post it.

Same goes for any of you fembots that are open to chatting about this stuff.

>ywn see video of a girl peeing into a bottle

>>35581218
You can post discord or skype, I guess we can talk about peeing lmao
what a request

My mom takes giant shits and stops the toilet up all of the time. When that happens, I pee in a cup and then pour it down the drain in the tub. Works like a charm. I don't keep it or anything.

>>35581258
>ywn drink her pee and get told you are a good boy

>>35581315
[email protected]

Yes, I made a throwaway for this. Add me on Skype or email.

>>35581133

Do you ever pee like a guy? I wonder how common it is.

>>35581315
can you add me too? i posted above, mine is [email protected]

>>35580740
I thought only guys did this. top kek

all sinks double as urinals.

>>35581133
OP here, are you still around? I have questions!

>>35581315
>>35581657
>still no add from either femanon
>teased twice

why do i bother?

>>35581836
She didn't add me yet either buddy, and it's not like you're the one that asked her. Don't take it so personal and give it time.

>>35581162
Squatting is best it kinda spreads everything out if that makes senses. You want the opening of the bottle to be flush against you. Try it over a trashcan/towel first before you do it solo.

>>35581930
yeah i tried that with no luck. i'm starting to think i must pee weird. i have a forward angle stream that is really strong. like embarrassingly loud strong. right now i just stand and hold a big cup under so i can just let it rip. when i tried to use a bottle i had to like control the flow and then it made a mess. my early morning fully bladder doesn't fit in a regular water bottle either. i must be weird :$ is yours like mine at all? i have never discussed this

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>>35582091
>i have a forward angle stream that is really strong. like embarrassingly loud strong

>>35581878
did she add you yet? i think we got trolled.

>>35582091
this is hot

>>35582114
good thing i'll never let anyone see/hear.

>>35582091
>my early morning fully bladder doesn't fit in a regular water bottle
how big is this bottle?

>>35582158
uh like a costco water bottle. 16 oz?

>>35582154
RECORD A VOCAROO OR CLYP OF YOU PEEING

>>35582091
I'm suddenly tempted to pee to see. It's been a awhile. I feel my urethra is shaped weird so that can be a factor as well. When I pee on the toilet it kinda gets everywhere but in a bottle I can control it better. May you need a bigger bottle and to angle it a certain way?

>>35582207
Since the other femanon seemed to disappear, would you want to chat about this? You seem like you know what you're talking about.

>>35582199
no.

>>35582207
on the toilet mine goes forward a bit. if i have a full bladder i have to lean forward basically. i think standing with a cup is best for me, or i need a bottle with a big opening. can you pee standing too?

>>35582271
Not at all I have to squat.

>>35582309

This is embarassing my dude

>>35582324
oh ok. it must be we have different angles or something.

>>35582328
I made 3 or 4 posts, I don't think it's that bad given this thread or what board we are on. Don't mix me up with the other guy.

>>35582271
>no.
why the heck not?

>>35582403
too weird and it's embarrassing for me.

>>35582434
but I want to jerk off to it

>>35581766
I'm around, sorry to everyone freaking out, I went to the grocery store, I did add both anons that gave contact info though.

What were your questions?

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>>35579468
A CASE OF PISS BOTTLES FROM A TRUE CYBORG

ORIGINALI FAMPAI

>>35582558
Why do you prefer to pee outside?

OP here, this was a good thread. I'll probably make it again tomorrow because I want more answers. Maybe we can try less contact begging too.

I had to pee in a bed pan for a few weeks if that counts for anything

It took me almost a week to shit

>>35579498
I piss out my window, but I can also push hard enough ,while spreading it open with my fingers, to pee standing up like a guy.
It's so freeing and simple.

>>35583075
It just feels more free, toilets are gross, idk it's like organic I guess and you don't have to flush and waste water and overall it's just a free feeling.

>>35583181
>>35583223
I want to touch my willy while I watch you pee

>>35583181
that is really hot, would you want to talk about it? I posted my email/skype, it's [email protected]. add or email me please

>>35583254
Here's somthing for you
I love to secretly pee on guys in the shower, since I can pee standing up.

>>35583311
have you ever seen how far you can pee?

>>35583311
fuck that's hot. since the other anon already posted, would you want to chat if I posted my contact info? just tell me what you use.

>>35583369

You ever seen those vids of girls pissing like 15ft? that shit is insane

>>35579468
piss bottle man here. i piss in bottles. end

>>35583412
>You ever seen those vids of girls pissing like 15ft? that shit is insane
I've jerked off to so many of those

>>35581836
>>35582125

Holy shit you sound so insanely desperate and pathetic. I am embarrassed for you desu.

>>35579599
Not really. Just put bottle directly against pee hole.

>>35583181
Do you really or are you fucking with us? I also requesting contact info/proof.

>>35583454
Agreed, if they ignore it once don't keep asking.

This is my fetish. How many femanons can pee standing like a guy? I mean aiming and distance? How many can do it handsfree?

>>35583369
I can pee from one end of the tub to the other If I really really gotta pee.

>>35583386
Nope. Not gonna have wierd personal pee chats sorry

>>35583601
Is it that unbelievable or somthing ?

fembots, do you feel anything in your labia when you pee?

>>35585189
I feel
pee

how many femanons here have actually tried this? have you ever been stuck in a car and needed to pee really badly but couldn't go outside the car?

fembots, when you take a piss normally (like in a toilet), how messy does it get?