I have a fantasy /r9k/, would you like to hear?

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is that strawberry milch?
i want some too

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sure, tell me your fantasy Akari

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Akarin a slut

>>35579139
if it involves tickling akari's pussy then yes i very much so want to hear
dont let me down op or ill make you pay for it

Fantasy if as follows:
>brother and his wife have a kid
>a little girl
>7 years pass
>brother and wife are driving their daughter to ballet practice one stormy afternoon
>get in a car crash
>brother and his wife die, but their daughter makes it out alive
>switch to me
>be sitting there in my dark apartment watching watching old anime
>get a knock at the door
>open it to find two men in suits on either side of this little girl
>"are you Mr. Anon?"
>"uh, yeah. am I in trouble or something?"
>"no, but your brother and his wife have died, with no other living relatives you will have to take in your niece and become her guardian"
>"uh, i dont think I'm really qualified"
>"it'll be fine, just follow your instincts"

So now I have become the legal guardian of my dead brothers daughter. Will continue in the next post

>>35579255
okay so this ends with you fucking the niece i presume

cont.

>be standing in my apartment in a dirty shirt and underwear with this random 7 year old
>don't know what to do
>she's looking at me with those big eyes
>always wanted my own loli to do cute things with
>try to make conversation
>"um, h-hey there. i guess i'm your uncle and stuff..."
>she doesn't say anything
>hear she stomach grumble
>"you hungry?"
>she nods at me
>"ok i'll see what we have"
>look in freezer. nothing but tendies
>"do you like tendies?"
>"what are tendies?"
>"u-uh, i meant chicken fingers"
>her face lights up
>"oh yes, i love chicken fingers"
>parenting is easy
>make chicken tendies for me and my new qt loli daughter
>eat in an awkward silence
>haven't talked to another person in years
>look at clock...4:00 pm
>"h-hey, want to watch some cartoons?"
>"sure"

>>35579369
alright, if you're gonna turn this into a little short story, i'd be interested in reading.
go on.

>>35579363
you would think but no

>>35579369
>load up some Precure from my old hard drive
>spend the first afternoon watching magical girl anime
>she's getting into it
>wonder how she's holding up after her parents have died but don't want to mention anything that could trigger bad emotions
>watch until 9:00pm and decide that's probably late enough for her
>tell her that she can just sleep in my bed until i figure out a more permanent solution
>get her all tucked in and move some sheets out to the couch for myself
>doze off around 11
>wake up to the sound of niece crying next to me
>"w-what's wrong?"
>"i-i had a n-ightmare about mommy and d-daddy"
>can faintly smell fresh pee on her
>"o-oh, it's ok sweetie...u-um, we need to get you cleaned up first"
>take her to the bathroom to get her in the shower
>don't know if it's appropriate for me to be in there with her or not
>"c-can you do this yourself?"
>she nods in between her sobs
>get the water temperature right for her and leave
>sit outside the door so i can listen and make sure everythings alright

>>35579255
I swear I've seen an anime with this plot

>after 10 minutes hear the water shut off
>hear her drying off
>run to her bags to get her clean clothes
>knock on the bathroom door
>"hey, i got you clean clothes"
>"t-thanks Uncle Anon....can we watch more cartoons"
>"y-yeah sure we can"
>slip her the clothes through the door and run over to the computer and load up more Precure
>get some ice cream from the freezer
>get two bowls ready
>she finally comes out of the bathroom
>"ok, lets watch some cartoons until you fall asleep"
>watch for about an hour as my niece cuddles up to me
>look down after a while and notice that she's fallen asleep
>tuck her under the blankets on the couch and I fall asleep on the floor

That's pretty much it for the fantasy. After the first night me and my niece slowly warm up to each other and we go on lots of cute adventures together.

She helps me open up as a person and helps warm my cold heart, and I try to raise her the best I can. But, since I have no parenting or social skills I make a lot of blunders.

In my mind it really cute and fun, but I know it will never happen. That is why it's just a fantasy.

>>35579556
possibly, i haven't watched enough anime to come across one with that kind of a plot

>>35579609
i liked it.
and yeah this is one a lot of us here could probably relate to having

This is the real pizzagate

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>>35579656
thanks senpai. i think a lot of bots want to be parents. I think in a different life, i could be a good dad. But the reality of this life is different.

Do robots want children? Are they able to support and properly raise them?

>>35579701
there's nothing pedophilia related to my fantasy. no bully pl0x

>>35579631
I knew I watched something like that its name is "listen to me girls I am your father" just saying

>>35579730
ohh, damn yeah. i watched that years ago. I guess there's that, but there's also Usagi Drop now that I think about it. I think I want more an Usagi Drop relationship (not the manga ending though).

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>>35579199
i just saw this. please refrain from bullying my waifu please. thanks

>>35579764
I haven't watched that one yet anyway good fantasy lad

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>>35579912
ok but who's your waifu? all i see is a blank picture.

>>35579609
You should watch Usagi Drop.

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>>35579949
only those who are of pure heart can see Akari. I guess you don't have a pure heart my friend.

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>>35579912
I'm sorry to tell you this, but your waifu already got fugged by Chinatsu.

>>35580079
when the fuck did this happen

>>35580079
no

original waifu blox

>>35579609
That was cute.
I've always wanted kids for this reason, just to do fun stuff with, eat junk, watch cartoons etc. The realisation that being a parent will probably never happen to me makes me sad ._.

>>35579556
>I swear I've seen an anime with this plot
yeah I know the one you are talking about

bunny drop

>>35580117
makes me sad too senpai. i just want a qt daughteru to do cute things with. I don't think i could handle a teenaged girl though.

>>35580220
Same, teenagers are a nightmare.
But even in my 20's I'm still kid at heart. I watch cartoons, I like playing with toys, I like messing around and acting goofy.

The adult world is just too cold and phoney to me. Kids are genuine and they haven't yet had their spirits crushed, they're just more fun to be around. I now understand why Michael Jackson preferred the company of children, it's not weird, it makes total sense to me.

>>35580500
it's just a cruel world we live in where we can't be around kids without being labeled pedos and getting arrested. I just want to have fun. Maybe I could become an elementary school teacher or something.

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Please do tell me

>>35580612
b-but i already wrote it out. you can read it above

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>>35579139
i want to impregnate akarin

>>35579508
I want a qt loli to pee on me

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>>35580679
plz dont say that. Akarin is my waifu

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>>35580750
fine
you can impregnate akarin and I'll impregnate kyouko

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>>35580679
>>35580750
Sorry, but I already knocked her up.

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>>35581094
Im just going to ignore the bullies

>>35580500
Why have kids in this world? You're just creating someone who will go through all the same shit you did, except worse and more intensely with more technology and fewer decent jobs.