YOU.LTERALLY.DONT.HAVE.ANY.EXCUSES. TO.BEING.SINGLE

>>35578880
What has shovel chan been doing with her life?

>>35578880
Here is my excuse, I want to be.

>>35578880
I'm not gay and I cant stand women, it's the single life for me

>>35578880

She looks like a human lego figure

>>35578880
>tfw OP thinks I want to be in a relationship (aka give up half my shit)

>>35578880
She literally just looks like a skinnier version of him with better teeth and longer hair. He isn't that bad looking to be honest, and he probably has friends and knows how to talk to people.

>>35578919

That's not an excuse, fags are very promiscuous and have much lower standards than roasties

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be there or be square Daddy-O!

Women can't stand me and I can't stand them. The life of a misanthrope...

maybe im 2 good 4 u

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>you too can be a decommissioned roastie's life support system

No thanks.

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>>35578880
>tfw no quagmire gf

>>35578880
>EXCUSES
really starting to hate this word
who says i need to be in a relationship

>>35578880
I'm not really getting the message behind this picture.

He's not very attractive, but niether is she. They look a normal boring couple in suburban land. Plus, they're 35+ years old and probably have careers and deep roots in the community.

Most of the people on here are depressed 15 - 25 year olds who spend their days alone masterbating and eating ramen noodles for dinner.

>>35578880
I'm an ugly NEET of 5 years. I have freaky looking skin. Also, of course, I am out of shape. Before a human would ever want to touch me I'd probably need to lose a fuckload of weight and bulk up in muscle a little. I don't even have any friends, dude.

>>35579157
Aww yea alriiiiiiiight

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>tfw no block head gf

>>35578880

I am yet to get rid of my disdain for women, if they are 4+ they all have the same hyper normie personality that just makes me want to go ER.

>>35579603
>, they're 35+ years old and probably have careers and deep roots in the community.

Those people aren't even 30

I have a tiny dick which is why I will never even ask a girl out

skinny manlet

i also do alright for myself selling weed & running another business on the side.

so yeah don't fool yourself into thinking there is anything you can do to be appealing when you are a manlet, why ive taken up heroin in my 30's, i just dont care anymore and have wasted my youth, and i actually enjoy it.

and when i get bored i can just OD on it