What does this orignally feel like? ;_;

>>35578571
Hurts if he has above average girth

>>35578577
roastie get out reeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you

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>>35578577
what is above average girth?

>>35578664
4.5 I do believe famalam

>>35578571
look lets be clear about this, we will NEVER , i mean NEVER ever, experience this. his kind of sensual, 10/10 sex with a 10/10 beautiful girl, who is riding you like her life depended on it , moaning as she feels your huge cock throbbing inside her. not in this lifetime, friend, it AINT going to happen for us. just put it out of your mind, and erase it from your thoights, because the chances of this photo happening to us is exactly zero, and evem thats being generous.

>>35578715
>tfw almost 6 inch girth

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>>35578726
>mfw I realize that you're right...

>>35578726
I don't even want 10/10 sex with a 10/10 grill. 5/10 grill would do

>>35578715
4.5 is below average, that's asian dick. 5 to 5.5 is the average.

it sounds like you haven't been getting real dick famicom

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>>35578577
Shut the fuck up you stupid fuckng bitch

>>35579048
Fix it for me then big guy

>>35579121
that depends on your location. You in the US?

>>35579149
Colorado to be exact

>>35579160
That's too bad. I'm in CA, but not the one you'd expect

>>35579275
Only two CAs I know are Cali and Canada sooo...

>>35578726
I-It happened in my dream once or twice! I was so happy... ;_;

>>35579433
two timezones away to the east. Oh well

>>35579576
That's OK anon. Better to avoid degenerate behavior.

>>35579743
nah don't get me wrong, I'm still giving my frenchman cock to whoever's interested

not as good as you think
serious

Origianal manal

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>>35578726
>tfw you can't even imagine what that'd be like
I find it hard to believe people just have naturally have sex, let alone every few times a week or month

>>35578571

Not that great if you're used to years and years of beating off. Doubly so if you're a compulsive porn viewer.

Source: myself.

>>35578571
idk

just eternal sadness instead

it's like masturbating, except you're sweatier and there's someone on top of you, all up in your personal space. Jerking off is better.

>>35580146
>complaining about personal space
>when doing one of the most intimate things a human can ever do with another person

>>35580146
>Jerking off is better.

t. virgin

>>35580167
yes, I don't like sex, I pretty much forced myself to pursue it because that's what's expected of me. Does that surprise you?

>>35579897
It's like anything; it's great to start with then it becomes shit and boring, just another distraction really.

when you're having sex with a girl and you're actually moving together simultaneously and you know that both of you are completely in the moment is probably the greatest feeling of intimacy a human being can experience though no homo.

>>35580289
That spoiler really triggered me. I wish I was normal enough for a gee-eff

>>35578571
>tfw the only reason you'll never experience this is that you look underage and probably will until you're thirty

>>35580289
Don't forget
>when you're ab to cum and she wraps her legs around you
>uneven breathing
>you slow down and she says "I didn't fucking ask you to stop, Anon."
>start choking her and she chokes back
I fucking miss it

>>35580547
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35578571

A fucking high. YOUR BRAIN IS RUSHED WITH CHEMICALS AND DOPAMINE JUST LIKE EATING THE BEST CHOCOLATE EVER

Then after those few minutes of sex you go back to normal and literally NOTHING has changed apart from maybe a little confidence because you had sex, but that diminishes quickly

Seriously, this entire board is filled with an unrealistic perception of how good sex is and people think it's the ultimate cure to your shit life, when it really isn't.

>>35580218
You're an idiot with no backbone.

>>35581158
It's also more so the fact that someone is willing to be with you that makes it 100x better. What your describing almost sounds like a one night stand or a session with a lady of the night.

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>>35578726
This is no actual basis of reality. You just really like putting yourself down cause your self esteem is shit.

>>35581175
Think for a moment, how abnormal it would feel to be one of very, very few 19 year olds with little to no sexual desire. Wouldn't you want to push yourself into it to "cure yourself" or so you could "get it"?

>>35581304
I wouldn't force it like you did. Of course things aren't going to be pleasant if you force it.

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>>35580289
>>35580547
>tfw if I read this just two years ago it would have triggered me
>tfw it still bothers me cause I'm always alone in my space but not as bad anymore

Feels good. I want intimacy more than anything right now but it's nice to know I don't feel such a hot pain in my chest when I see others getting what I want so badly.

The masses will never experience a life that exists outside the culture of their society and the sensations of the media presented in front of them.

Feels good man.

>>35581368
Because I thought I had some irrational fear of sex that made me want to avoid it. Turns out I'm just autistic and possibly low-tes

>>35578571

A tight, leaky oven, and that's about it, the enjoyment comes from the person moreso than their body, if you stop being a pussy and approach a woman sometime you'll understand.

Is that like 2 or 3 fingers roughly?

>>35581451
>if you stop being a pussy and approach a woman sometime you'll understand.

for a lot of guys, it's that simple, yes. Not all of them though

>>35581571
take drugs drink, take something that alters your body just long enough so you muster up enough courage to go ask that girl out

worked for me

>>35581571

Well, in my experience you don't have much to lose if you're in that position, and women are just as self-conscious if not more than you are, they'll end up overevaluating themselves, unless you aim for a cheating Stacy like a retard.

>>35581650
Clearly you looked decent enough for it and you have it in you to keep your spaghetti inside your pants.

I'm not aware of any drugs that make you less baby-faced anyway

>>35581744

Looks don't matter unless you are an vacuous and emotionless husk or a burn victim, if you can hold a conversation and keep a girl's interest, you can easily get her number.

>>35581744
so grow a beard

if you can't do that, find a haircut that works for you

work out cause if you have a good enough body it literally doesn't matter to women

wear glasses to make yourself look more sophisticated

your shitty attitude affects you more than your baby face does

>>35581863

This. Women admire men who are independent and outgoing, looks only affect initial attraction.

>>35581863
thanks for the advice, but if I showed you my face you wouldn't believe I'm not underage

>>35581991
surely that's only true to a certain degree. Imagine being an actual midget

>>35582043
so find a girl that is even shorter than you, or if you are an actual dwarf meet another dwarf girl

the only person stopping you from getting laid is yourself at the end of the day, that bullshit where you feel sorry for yourself is just a lie anon

The most complicated problems have to be solved with the most creative solutions, everything is solvable.

Hell, at the end of the day you can marry a blind person as well. There are plenty of options op.

>>35582136
that was hypothetical. I don't have it nearly as bad, I just look way younger than I should. But realistically, that hypothetical midget would never get any, and we both know it.

>>35582186
Nah. We don't "both" know it. This is where our opinions and ideas divide in two completely different directions.

It's hard to describe, but the mass/pressure of the girl against you is something you can't account for in fantasies when you're a KHV, even if she's super petite.

As others have said, that's not a particular great position though.

>>35578571
The penis-in-vagina part? It's really not much better than jerking off in terms of pure physical pleasure.

The emotional rush of having a girl on top of you, breathing down your neck and kissing you like she's madly in love with you? That part is literally better than cocaine. Like for a short period I was afraid I was getting hooked on cocaine and I was able to kick it faster than I was able to get over my ex who would do stuff like OP's pic.

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>>35581848
>if you can hold a conversation and keep a girl's interest

That's the problem. I have absolutely nothing to talk about with most of my peers.

I don't watch TV, I don't follow sports, and I hate inane small talk about the weather and shit like that.

>>35582381
>not much better than jerking off in terms of pure physical pleasure
... i hope you're trolling.

in the case that you aren't...
virgin detected

>>35582246
I used to believe in the "everything has a solution" thing. It's a cute thing to believe in, but irrational. If my legs were amputated above the knee tomorrow, I would not regrow them and go on to be an Olympic athlete. I could either settle for the next best thing, or I could forget my dreams, but the result is the same; I end up having to convince myself I'm satisfied, instead of actually "finding a solution".

>>35582421
It's really not as uncommon as you think, to have that opinion. Would you believe it if I told you people are not carbon copies of each other?

>>35582467
Arguing with you at this point would be like talking to a brick wall

>>35578571
It feels like focusing on random thoughts because you're trying not to cum too early/cum inside her
It's intense

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>>35578726
Its already happened to me many times captain autismo.

>>35578664
>>35578715
Eh I'm a 6. I don't understand all these weird needledicked people who apparently make up the average. It looks the correct proportions to me. Though gfs have found it somewhat staining, you just have to make them cum a few times first and then they get really eager.

>>35578726
I've had at least 3 past girlfriends who looked that good and my current one does too.

>>35582267
It's best when she weighs about 90 pounds.

>>35582547
Likewise. At least you called it earlier, that our beliefs are polar opposites and it's pointless to try

>>35578726
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF FAGGOT IVE ALREADY DONE THIS SEVERAL TIMES

>>35582719
Likewise implies that there is a fault on my end, an inability to change the course of my beliefs.

But it seldom matters I suppose.

>>35582766
chad pls fuck off

>>35580289
Can conflurn; did rough sex/69'd with gf for the first time a few days ago. Extremely intimate moving at the same time although really hard to time correctly iykwim

>>35582780
No, you said that arguing with me would be like talking to a brick wall, and I said I felt the same. You did ignore my cripple analogy, so I'm not wrong to feel that way

>>35582842
I ignored it because it was your philosophy and ingredients for your recipe of self sabotage.

Your "reality" is your opinion. I don't agree with it one bit and I do not wish to continue this.

>>35582971
>I do not wish to continue

I already said I was on board with that, but I'm not letting you get righteous on me.

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>>35578571
Feels pretty much the same as fapping except you don't need to use your hands

Afterwards your dick smells funny

>>35579048
he's talking about circumference

>>35583180
so was I famicus

average length is 5.5 and above

>>35583243
you just said length
average circumference is 4.5, average length is 5.5

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>>35578664
I win at life.

>>35583287
what I'm saying is average circumference is 5 to 5.5 and average length is 5.5+

4.5 cannot be right, it's gotta be because of China

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>>35582467
1/

Boy oh boy do i have a short video for you to watch from one of if not the most charismatic and influential man of our era about what the mindset of your post.
https://youtu.be/KuNQgln6TL0
How i interpret the video is like this:
You dont know whether or not anything you try will turn out to be a great success or not in the future but if you go with the mindset that it will succeed then you have open yourself to the possibility of making it a success but if you dont think it will succeed then you wont succeed, end of story.
Sometimes life is a self-fulfilling prophecy in that you're gambling on your perseverance. You have to put your time and effort into a pursuit betting that it will succeed and you dont know whether or not it will succeed within your current lifespan or if it will succeed at all.
Imagine how many people with "great ideas" tried and gave up. And sometime down the line when they gave up someone else actually pulled off that same idea. How many people laughed at steve jobs touch screen phone when it debuted? People criticised the iphones lack of tactile feedback and smudging the screen, "whos going to want to enter keys by touching the display" to paraphrase Microsoft's ceo steve ballmer.

>>35583441
2/

I dont have the numbers but do you know when a person proposes a idea and people people say it's great doesnt mean it'll succeed? And there are also plenty of those where 'naysayers' got proven wrong. Did you think the maker of whatsap, snapchat, go pro, agario, flappy bird and the like were expected to succeed? I mean flappy bird and agario didnt even expect to turn out big and they did. You think the maker of snapchat said "im going to be a multi-millionaire through this app" he's now worth billions not millions. Again, did you know history's greatest clay court tennis player, rafael nadal, had a congenital defect on his foot? It affected his mobility and hence game any rational person would know a person with an inherent disadvantage will end up a failure when compared to "fully functional humans", they were about to give up until a solution was discovered.
I get it, there are many people who tried and persevered, gambled their time and efforts their pursuits and never succeeded, that's just how risk and reward works. Believing in the success of an idea allows for the possibility to succeed to exist, it doesn't guarantee shit. But if you carry on with a defeatist & give up too quickly attitude you'd never know what something could've become. You could fail the first 3 times only to finally achieve the success you have been striving for and you have your first 3 failures to thank.
What im saying is in life in the end it comes down to your ability to believe in yourself.

>>35583441
>>35583465
I'm not unfamiliar with any of this. I've listened to motivational speakers, and I've heard and enjoyed many of those miraculous/amazing success stories. And they're all great and deserve to be told. But the idea that we're all equal, and that your success is always exclusively dependent on willpower is plain dishonest. I would honestly bet my life that there are (or have been) tennis players with similar handicaps as Rafael Nadal, that actually had more willpower than he did and still could not get anywhere near his level. Why would this happen? Because the world is not a neat little place where everything falls in place, and everyone gets what they deserve. Some things in life are unpredictable, beyond your control, and downright unfair.

The real lesson we should take from an incredible story like that of Nadal, is that the things are truly *beyond your control* are very few. In other words, people generally have more control over their destiny than they think, and a little willpower and courage can accomplish miracles, I'll give you that. The rest is bullshit.

That's my perspective anyway.

>>35583716
Ill reply to your post after ive finished pasting the rest.

>>35583465
Also, looking back when the iphone was released in 2007 i thought it was an awesome phone, it was something that caught my interest when i saw a classmate brought one to school. None of those wacky nokia phones caught my interest except maybe the N-gage but what the fuck was nokia thinking by making a poor man's gameboy? I was interested in the idea nokia brought forth especially when it was video gaming related but not enough to give google it. Nokia's designs at the time was getting more and more wacky because they didn't know what to do with the market next.
Don't get me wrong. The iphone wasnt the first smartphone, it wasn't the first touchscreen device, and it also wasnt the first touchscreen phone, but steve jobs did it right and he executed his idea successfully. If anyone else could've done it before Apple it then it would've happened. And do you know how many fuck ups steve jobs had in his earlier days? And that's another point i want to make. Failure is when you give up.

>>35583945
Most people on r9k would consider themselves good at video games. Think about the times you died in a game, the times you fucked up and got stuck on a level. How many trial and error before you did it? And after you got it right the first time it got easier and easier to replicate. And sometimes you play a game where you tried so many times and got so stuck you eventually gave up and ao your level of skill just stays there. My example of video gaming is proof of of everything i said above. Sure, video games are low risk hence failure is inconsequential. That would be going into the risk and reward aspect. It doesnt change anything that i have said. The average person is more risk averse than they're willing to admit. In a sense I'd like to think we're all born into a level playing field in that we all follow the laws of life, nature, biology, physics. A lot people in life want to be a somebody, and a lot of those people dont realise how much effort and sacrifice is required for the possibility, not guarantee, of success hence, as i said, why people are more risk averse than they're willing to admit. You want to be more, You're going to have to risk more.

Everyone thinks they can do it if they really wanted to. The go do it and tell me how easy it is. It's not easy but that's the first step, it was never going to be smooth sailing to begin with because if it were everyone else would be doing better as well and hence the average increases again leaving you in the same position as you are now.

>>35578726
I'm hoping it happens in the next couple weeks.

>>35583716
everything is beyond your faggot control anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxyVjUpaqk

>>35578726

this hits hard ;-;

>>35578571
I don't like it. Honestly missionary, cowgirl, and doggy are all you need.

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>>35583985
This is valuable advice, honestly. But you know, in retrospect, I really shouldn't be talking about what's possible and impossible in life. None of this shit really applies to me and I have no experience in anything whatsoever to form a proper opinion. I'm no NEET, but I'm still not living, feeling or dreaming like a human being should.

Sorry I wasted your time anon. I know there are some real people out there in need of this kind of motivation, but I'm really not one of them. I'm the kind of person you rightfully despite: no ambition, 100% fine with mediocrity and no longer has any capacity for shame or sadness. Don't bother replying

>>35583716
We're not all equal and thats why the possibility to be better than others exist. Yes, factors before you're even born can affect this but if you truly want and believe in your own idea and abilities then you open the possibility of success but if you dont believe and have made the assessment it will fail the you will certainly fail. This goes back to what i said about effort and reward and how most people are more risk averse than they're willing to realise.

The chance of being a success, being the next snapchat is dead slim to the point no rational person would bother and rather settle for a secure job instead. The slim chance of outlier tier success is not worth betting away your time and effort unless you've had previous successes to bolster your perseverance and confidence e.g. Elon musk cofounded paypal, a successful company, he then gambled on mass produced pure electric vehicles and that paid off too. Again, im using extreme outliers. And this goes back to what the steve jobs video said as well. If you're really as passionate about something why would you not pursue it? Rational people wouldnt, but if you're passionate about it you have that as a source of perseverance going for you.

This is what people who never had the perfect upbringing with every advantage to their disposal has to bet on in order to take a chance in taking a shortcut to success. They take huge risks. I know Steve jobs and elon musk were prodigies with a very nurturing upbringing but that doesnt mean you can't succeed it just means your probability is at an even lower starting point, but again thats just a starting point, your probability increases the more commitment you put into it, and yes most cases even that won't be enough, but like i said you never know and you're betting on that slim chance.

>>35585179
Success comes in different ways. Let's not even talk about billionaires. It doesnt even have to be money. Success can be seen as as process by which you learn from failures which eventually aids you in achieving your pursuits/endeavour. What about jeff seid? Promising high school rugby player who got injured and was never able to play competitively again found success in being a fitness model competitor. The things he learnt while he was playing rugby taught him the importance of perseverance, hardwork, and competitive spirit. Him being out of competitive rugby was not a total loss he learnt valuable skills to get him where he is today. Did he fail to become a competitive rugby player? I guess, since he moved on and gave up on it. Is he a failure though? No one serious would say so. I have to draw this back to video gaming because it's relatable in the sense that failure in video games doesnt actually discourage you as much from trying again. Again, video game failures are inconsequential but that simply goes back to risk and reward yada yada etc.

>>35585281
I just need to repeat, the less advantages you have the more youll have to risk time and effort in order to succeed. In most cases, the average person would rather not risk possibility everything or even just half of everything in order to pursue a very slim possibility success. The rewards are huge but thats if you succeed. Again, any rational person would not do this. Would you put everything on 0 on a roulette? The payout is 35:1. Thats a reasonable risk and reward proposal. Lets visualise the level of risk further, would you place everything you own, borrow money from all your family, relatives, friends? You tell them you'll pay back twice as much they lend you. Why not? You'll be a multimillionaire overnight. Except no rational people would do this unless there's a drive behind it, e.g. A ransom you have no choice but to pay and ending up with nothing is better than not trying to come up with enough money to pay a ransom. Or you believe in your own abilities, or because you're passionate.

Here's one im sure a lot of people have been kicking themselves over. Bitcoins. It comes down to how much you're willing to risk and manage/embrace uncertainty. Then again, in hindsight you probably wouldve lost your bitcoins to mtgox, but in that sense im also being a naysayer and failure should never be something worth dwelling on.
>>35584266
Im just as pathetic anon. Everything i wrote is more of a reminder to myself. And i engaged with you because i want to see how your opposing views compare with my own views.

Like i said, only a madman can handle the pressure and risk of betting everything for a 0.001% chance of huge success. Neither of us are mad enough. Tbh it is easier to embrace mediocrity but im lying if i say im content.

>>35585407
I'm not either of the anons you're replying to but you sound like a good lad. I'm glad you're willing to offer your insights, this board is full of people wallowing in negativity. I feel encouraged to talk to the girl in my bio next week, even if I don't get the desired result.

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>>35580289
well, thanks for that explaiation. still I'll never know

>>35585179
>>35585281
>>35585407
All I can say is that this is all realistic and fair. And if you ever make such a gamble, big or small, well best of luck to you.

>tfw 27
>grew up to be a decent straightforward person
>got /fit/
>got a nice smooth skin in my early 20's
>women never showed the slightest interest in me
>they start to show
>I just grew uninterested in them
>I can't bother basically talking with them cause it's about THEM in 5 minutes of conversation

>>35578577
Shutup cunt GTFO. Dumb slut.

>>35581450
I don't like it too, or at least don't see what's all the fuss about.

I don't think I'm low test, I'm hairy, big penis, deep voice, muscular, I don't think it's that much connected.