/britfeel/ Rich fags and train tracks edition

Who /phobia/ here?

Iv got a fear of sleep

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Second for waifus and album recommendations

>day 3 of losing weight
>drank no pop, just water
>suffering major headaches and dizziness
>lost no weight

i-is this normal

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39288622/tiny-london-house-sells-in-chelsea-for-700000---100000-more-than-expected

Bargain!

>>35576235
ive got a fear of spiders

>>35576199
First for the human beans out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTcc14fcbc

wanking and spanking cute lads.

hopefully going to see my sexy aunt and walk the dogs and look at her bum.

>>35576235
saying that, goodnight ukfags

I feel like it's well into the early hours of the morning but it's not even midnight yet. It's an abstract kind of feeling.

>work in london call centre
>they hired a tranny
>nobody talks to 'him' and avoids 'him'.

This place is 90% green/labour voting tier of liberalism. I'm glad to see in the real world trannies aren't accepted.
'He' keeps trying to talk to us but we just ignore him. So we're not being implicitly cruel towards 'him', it's just a natural disgust response t.b.h

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>>35576243
Zizek is best waifu

>>35576235
>Iv got a fear of sleep
I get that. Lots of sleep disturbances plus restless leg.

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>>35576243
waifu for a cute lad, and a hearty hello to all the other cute lads out there. I really love you all (naked against my wall)

>>35576249
Yes, if you drank shitloads of soda and consumed lots of other sugary stuff, then you're currently going through withdrawl from cutting yourself off from it

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>>35576243
Posting.

Album recommendations? Art of War by Sabaton.

>>35576199
Waiting for ME:A, becoming more and more nervous in the process.

>>35576249
You aren't going to notice shit for like 2 weeks, and you're going to need to break that sugar addiction, enjoy!

>>35576255
>Talking to mum on the phone, nothing related to houses
>"So are you going to buy somewhere down there?"
wish brits were not so obsessed with this tbqh

porn only seems to be cuck or incest these days, what gives?

>>35576296
>>35576309
Shit lads I drank like 2 litres of pepsi a day and a can of monster usually. Is sugar from fruit going to help me wane off this addiction

>>35576322
What? No it isnt. What sites are you going to?

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>>35576243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3M0E3o8Wpo

Western Waifu's are okay too right lad?

>>35576334
Kek you are in for a rough ride son

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>>35576264
>work in a tech company
>the token tranny stats transplaining at you
>can't just tell them to shut up or talk over them like you would a man because they're pretending to be a woman and "muh women in stem"

>>35576334
>2 litres of pepsi a day and a can of monster
Jesus Christ. How long for?

GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS
BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS
GIRLS WHO WANT BOYS TO BE GIRLS

>>35576334
Fucking hell man, switch to tea with some suger in it to slowly take yourself off it

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>>35576322
I noticed this trend too

>>35576359
Years lad, maybe 4-5?

Why doesn't the richfag in the last thread just slum it for a bit and get an income from investment? You could live comfortably as a NEET with a forever after a few years.

>>35576264
>call centre
Lad, it's a very working class job, of course tranny cunts aren't welcome.

>tfw I would say I'm a lefty. (voted labour, got a degree in Social Sciences) and even I dislike trannies. They can do what they like, but don't pretend their real peoples.

>>35576379
incest is one of the highest forms of porn lads

always amuses me when trannies pick such godawful names

>>35576397
Ever been tested for diabetes?

>>35576322
The media trying to wipe out the white race.

If you're incest you will have a mungo kid.
If you're cuck, you'll have a black kid.

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>fap to solo masturbation videos (male) so don't notice the degeneracy of modern day porn

>>35576322
i don't understand it either, all i wank to is fat amateur teens fingering themselves.

>>35576322
who could be behind this ruse I wonder.

also stop being a cuck to xhamster or whatever and get in on a private tracker

>>35576408
t.Zoroastrian

>>35576397
Yeah you're in for a rough ride. I've never had to quit something like sugar but I'm sure people here could help.

>>35576425
Nah too afraid too, I don't have any of the symptoms so I think I'm safe

>>35576356

They're gross man. The ones in the wild don't pass at all.

The tranny at work has a deeper voice than me (though my voice is higher pitched to be fair), has a 5 oclock shadow but wearing lipstick, nail polish, high heels, all that nonsense.

And he sits there reading women's mags, and doing makeup, what a tryhard. I had the displeasure of sitting next to him today. There was a muslim lass who literally logged off and moved desks the moment he sat near us. kek

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>>35576416
>tfw they have names like Candy, Mercedes, Star and other stripper names.

>>35576440
I only wank to slow motion webms of dicks cumming desu.

Rang the cops about that melanin-enriched gentleman who was sniffing around lads. Hopefully he won't be back, but all the windows are very locked now. Going to be sleeping a bit uneasy tonight. Got my bedside tonfa ready.
>Narrow corridors
>Can block
>Pretty much just karate but with wood
I know it's an unorthodox choice but honestly it's the safest option. A bat wouldn't do it because of how confined the space is and I don't really want to stab anyone. Fuck it, I might die but this is the best bet.

Remember when one of the lads went on a date with this beauty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_2NSsFlE8&t=5s

>>35576452
From how unsympathetic people are towards fatties, even ones trying to lose weight, i don't think he will get much help

>>35576502
You get some dickheads but it's mostly tough love. We're not gonna baby you like a women's weightwatchers class.

>>35576476
One at my work would pass in photos, but in real life they're over 6 foot and you can just tell.

Even in typical tranny fashion is a lesbian as per usual.

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>>35576492
How could we forget?

Fucking exhausted but can't bring myself to go to sleep desu
One more day of work before my holiday and it's an 11 til 8 shift I really can't be fucked

>stepdad just got out of bed and drove off
Haha he's coming back right lads?

>>35576535
oh man, forgot all about this, now I can enjoy it all over again

>>35576488
practice fight moves in the narrow corridors so you get used to it in case you have to defend yourself. learned that from some doc on different fighting techniques

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>tfw the executives decided Freddo wasn't cool enough and needed to wear beats by dre to be down with the kids

>>35576588
>sugary shit

haha

I don't give a shit

and neither should you

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What are some robot-friendly jobs?

I wanted to do Pizza delivery for an independent shop near me, but the insurance for a work vehicle is outrageously expensive.

I'm tempted to do delivery for Dominoes or something, because they do give insurance to their drivers, but lots of people from my old school work there and that's certainly not robot friendly.

>>35576600
You sound like poleaboo.

>>35576334
Lad, I use to be like you, not as excessive, but I was a miserable cunt till I had a fizzy drink.
Ironically I wasn't as bad when all I drank was alcohol.

2 weeks. That's all it takes. 2 weeks without fizzy drinks.

Don't cut out sugar, but don't swap fizzy drinks for tea or even fruit. Just drink water when you're thirsty.

I feel much better and believe it or not, feel like I have more energy too.

>>35576529

So basically they're straight.........?
Trannies are a travesty. When the hell did the left become so 'progressive'. I remember everything being normal as fuck even when Blair was in power!

Just go back to defending worker rights ya cunts.

>>35576535
That was a classic night. Thought he was trolling but lad actually went through with it. Shame he didnt get his end away.

>>35576602
overnight security is the ultimate robot job if working from home isnt an option

>>35576602
working in a kitchen, library, night watch

>>35576606
I think he's asleep

>>35576636
What kind of jobs for working in a kitchen? Like cleaning up?

>>35576624
>Just drink water when you're thirsty.
Personally I would reccomend bottle of it from the fridge. More satisfying that way.

>>35576632
yeah but what if you've got to tackle an intruder
not comfy then senpai
t. weak skelly scaredy cat

>>35576632
How is security a robot job when you might be faced with having to deal with a breakin?

Thinking about getting a 125cc moped soon lads

Which one should I go for?

>>35576673
Not your job. You're not the police.

this seems like a fine place for some drinkin and whorin

>>35576709
Some of us drink and some of us sleep with whores, yes.

>>35576624
I've replaced the pepsi with volvic since I don't like the tap water around here, it tastes like soapy piss.

How long do you reckon it takes to lose 5 stone lads? You reckon it can be done by christmas?

>>35576572
I hear you, but I don't think striking would do much except weaponry and grappling which is what I have some skill in, will be useful against more than one opponent or a knife. Hence the choice. A little bit more range and a bit of blocking. If I could avoid getting too slashed and give them a nasty knock in the gob hopefully they'd leave.

>>35576697
So your job is to do nothing? Not sure that sounds right.

>>35576737
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Royale:_Gold,_Power_and_Pirates

>>35576629
>So basically they're straight.........?
Depends, if you follow "transwomen are women PERIOD" then they're gay.

I'm more pointing out they're mostly straight men with autogynophile fetishes

>>35576744
>How long do you reckon it takes to lose 5 stone lads?
Depends on you're starting weight I guess

>>35576602
Get some agency work. When you show up to the job, pretend you are Eastern European and don't speak any English. Been there 7 weeks and haven't said a word to my co-workers.

>>35576697
without sounding like a dick, what're you there for then?

>>35576638
I know, just meant that anon was talking like he does. Shouting down people talking about food like an anorexic teen would because it makes him think about it

>>35576744
>How long do you reckon it takes to lose 5 stone lads? You reckon it can be done by christmas?
Doable but won't be easy. Need to be strict with yourself lad.

As the other anon said depends on starting.

>>35576793
Insurance.

fancy a bit o rough n tumble?
oooh yes please!
wahey!

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>>35576602
Night shift jobs lad. I've worked about 4 since I was 18 (12 years ago) and I can assure you, the kind of people that do nights are either autistic losers, or chill cunts who don't care.

>>35576661
Of course, nothing better than chilled H2O.

>>35576693
You basically notify the police, and notify them that you have called the police. You are actually discouraged to engage.

>>35576696
Vespa or Lambretta, anything else is a pizzaboy faggot queer ladies bike.

>>35576749
>>35576793
Not that guy, but he is there as a preventative measure/to notify the police. The fact they have night security will stop most common thieves.

>>35576815
Ah I'm 19 stone, I heard you lose weight fast faster initially the bigger you are. I don't really need to lose weight by christmas that's just the goal I've set myself. I'm thinking of joining my mates that go to the gym next month even though the whole dudebro idea behind a gym makes me cringe

>>35576830
How hard is it to get night security work? How many hours a week do you do? The thing is, I'm quite lazy and workshy. I have a teaching qualification but the environment is too stressful and busy plus it's constant interaction.

>>35576855
Honestly if you go to a big normie gym it's fine. Small ones called shit like 'THE IRON PALACE' are to be avoided though.

your foolish general has thrown his life away! and perhaps our chances of victory aswell !

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Oi lads, be careful when meeting up.

>>35576891
Yeah it's just a mainstream chain one, I don't really care about the equipment I just plan on doing cardio and shit and not getting swole

>>35576929
>game slows to a crawl and poorly animated sprites shudder around the screen

>>35576929
do elaborate, chum

>>35576936
>(poo)
Was that really neccasary?

>>35576936
>protect while fisting
Like...a rubber glove?

>>35576966
gods i hate gauls, my grandfather hated gauls to, even before they put out his eyes

>>35576969
You can expect to get it in faeces but not poo.

>>35576991
no a knife, incase any homophobes catch you in the act

>>35576855
see
>>35576891
If your local council has one of those gym/pool complexes, go there, or go to one of those big brand gyms.

Back street gyms tend to be for roidfags and the kind of guys you want to avoid.

>>35576880
Not sure lad, I got my first security gig through one of those job centre programs where I had to sit in a room with melts for 2 weeks. Wifey asked me about security, I said sure, and she put me in touch with a guy who put me through my badge training and gave me a job. (most security companies do this, just call and see.)

I don't do security anymore though. I work nights in a kitchen. Although I do deal with tossing out the drunk cunts too because we don't have security.

>>35577053
>Although I do deal with tossing out the drunk cunts
Are you a big guy anon?

reeeeeeee why is there no fucking night security jobs here? the only one i found required me to have my own dog and that was 6pm-6am at 11 quid an hour

fuck

lute and flute! gong and zhong! go see the performers at the market square

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The girl from pool hall ignored me

fuck darrell

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>>35577081
Not really. I'm 5'11 and 70kg. Drunk people act hard, but if you're sober, it's easy to dell with them.

It just happens we have girls on service who get all the shit from drunks, then in kitchen it's me, another lad who usually helps, and a wee poof cunt who always disappears when it kicks off.

Pic kinda related, I'm built like Mac from IASIP

>>35577223
>be at pool hall
>Darrell is flirting with a wee bird.
>wee softy at the bar with his batman tee shirt looks like he's about to cry.
me and daz double teamed her.

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Any lads been listening to Jordan Peterson by any chance?

I really like listening to him talk, but I feel his outlook on things are too optimistic or idealistic to be taken seriously sometimes

I love you
originally performed

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I'll never meet Ai Uehara and tell her she seems like a nice lady. That makes me very sad.

>stop being a pleb
>listen to something patrician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swX9oq6TVAU

What you listening lads?

>>35577376
i love you. you are but a star to me, radiating my soul and relinquishing the darkness.

fuck sake lads, /pol/ and /b/ were trolling terry davis on his youtube stream the other night, they made a load of spoof emails pretending to be the physics girl he stalks and sent him a bunch of fake links that redirected him to meatspin

now his youtube channels fucked and he cant stream anymore

>tfw you will never listen to schizo terry teach you helpful programming tips while ranting about dumb niggers and telling us what god is saying to him via his rng god talk program

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>>35577261
>I'm built like Mac from IASIP
which season

>>35577496
This guy is beyond believe, it's like the large autism collider

>>35577517
lad dont bully based terry

does make me wonder how someone can be so delusional/mental yet at the same time be a borderline genius, building an operating system including compiler entirely from scratch in no more than 100,000 lines of code is really fucking impressive

>>35577485
that is beautiful;_;
originally performed

>>35577460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM&list=RDQMRbwMJT-AZ9I

originally this jingle

>>35577573
What's the reason for no network support?

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>>35577498
season 1-whatever one he decided to get fat.

Unlike mac though I never look at myself as big (because I ain't)

>fat mac
I wish I had the power to eat like that cunt.
Can't believe the mad cunt actually got fat for the show.

cannot wait to be an edgy twat once the queen dies lads

I love you all and I hope you have a fantastic night and day tommorow.

>>35577574
thanks. it came from the top of the head.

>>35577460
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=FJt7gNi3Nr4>>35577460

find me something more patrician, you can't

>>35577690
can't be too long now!

think duels should made legal again tbqh

>>35577690
>cannot wait to be an edgy twat once the queen dies lads
Why wait?

>>35577732
Guns and stand your ground laws would be far preferable.

>>35577392
> Ai Uehara
as in the does v good vids Ai Uehara
not even going to bother with a bedtime roll tonight. it's fapu time, found a nice little vid on pornhub, censored but oh my it's lookin good

>>35577777
kek blesses your wank anon

I think each britfeel member should marry another.
Each poster will have a husband.
That way we can never be lonely

>>35577777
Wew extremely impressive digits, you deserve a solid hamshank tonight boyo perhaps with a crafty finger up the bum and some fap lube.

>>35577831
alright corbyn, leave it out with your state mandate spouses will ya

>>35577831
what if you are not gay though, lad? i think it would be better if we formed a gang or a brotherhood

>>35577777
Yes, lad. That Ai Uehara I'm downloading some of her stuff now.
Have a good fap, lad. I mean that in the least gay way possible.

>>35577831
I'm working on it

not completely gay though haha

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>tfw get nervous even being in the presence of a girl
Fuck this lads, I don't even want a gf but I still get nervous

>>35577870
Who are you working on lad?

>>35577904
>tfw get nervous even being in the presence of anyone who isn't my mum and dad

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>>35577853
>the Brotherhood of Feel

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Could someone please tell me what this meme is called? I want the template.

>>35577916
that faggot who sometimes posts with an ebin image

>>35576401
Worked in a BT call centre. 50% pakis.
Everyone shunned the one gay employee.
Was literally like being back in school.
Very immature desu

It's my birthday lads

>open my cards
>get a bunch of money of family
>thinking of calling in work tomorrow to say I'm sick and buying some video games and chilling all day

Can I be sacked if they realise I'm off because it's my birthday? I mean I know you can if they have proof like a photo on normiebook or you're seen out but can they sack you over speculation

>>35577968
You going to share him with the rest of us lah?

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>>35578021
just joking, I actually posted that myself
I'm too much of a loser for relationships of any kind
>>35577968

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>la
>lah
Please don't do this

>>35577994
not if you dont take days off frequently, just say you're ill my man.

>>35577994
youd have plausible deniability, and without any evidence they cant take any real action

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>>35577941
We don't deserve this fate

>>35578096
>>35578117
Cheers lads, going to do it. The next step is getting to Grainger Games to buy Nier without being seen

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>>35577992
>everyone shunned gay employee
>it's just like high school
no shit, call centres tend to have that high school mentality. Most min-wage jobs do.

Sorry they shunned you though.
not really, faggot.

>>35578066
so I can still claim you for myself??

>>35576602
Deliveroo, TEMO give pay as you go insurance so it works out as way less than what you're making, the whole thing operates off your phone, I've gone whole shifts without saying a single word to anyone, you make mad cash, I do 40 hours a week and get 2000 pounds a month. Not quite night guard tier, but it's pretty fucking good, you choose your own hours, if you don't feel like working one week just don't take any shifts, and you can go on break whenever you want, make loads of cash and don't have to talk to anyone, strongly recommend

>>35576696
I got one a few months ago and never looked back

>>35578136
we can only play the hand we've been dealt lad

>>35578173
Was actually 10p/h plus another grand a month bonus. Pretty good pay desu.
I wasn't shunned at all lol. People did say I was mental however.

>have physichatrist appointment in the morning
>cant sleep
My body fucking hates me.

anyone here exercise?

>>35578357
I workout *flexes awesomely*

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>>35578357
PPLxPPL

Also, lads, wanna go on a big eccy bender for my 30th next year, it's the one drug I want to go back and do because it was the only one I have happy memories on.
Feel like it's a really bad idea though, especially with all the shit swedgers kicking about these days.

>>35578468
>next year
So long away, why even think about it?

>>35578224
yeah sure you can

>>35578502
Because it's only 11 months away and I was thinking of organising something like a mad weekend away with the lads. Hopefully next year the eccy trend has died down again and the decent stuff is back on the market.

I guess I could order them on the darknet, and get some vallies for the comedown.

wh-whats eccy?

>>35578660
It's dat dere Ecstasy lad

>>35578660
E, Ecstasty, the love drug.

I guess yanks have different nicknames?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcqzrNOG2TA

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>>35578719
I don't know. I'm just a shut in loser whos never had the need to drink and hasn't even seen drugs.

when I rarely see drunk people outside they scare me though

>>35578806
Aww you sound adorable and innocent.

>>35578806
bet you wanna get on your knees and succ em dry dont ya lad

>2017
>skateboarding videos still uses fisheye lens

>>35578842
Christ cute anime girl macros really do change you're perception of a poster don't they.

Fucking sober now lads, tempted to go to the petrol station and get some booze but also fucking lazy

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>>35577816
>>35577851
>>35577855
wew lads, what a wank. well not the wank itself but the hip thrusting body, shudder enducing orgasm that tore through my body
lube used, nothing goes up my bum, all this said in a totally no homo way,
wew, praise be to kek for bestowing this glorious orgasm upon me

>>35578908
>, nothing goes up my bum

doing it wrong lad, nothing like a fresh wet finger up the old poop shoot when having a wank no homo tho mate

>>35578931
i'm not bothered about homo lad, i just don't like anything in my bum

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>>35578806
Fair enough lad.

Drunks are harmless for the most part. Same with druggies.

I grew up in a shit hole, so even the social rejects like me had easy access to drugs.

I've moved away though and don't know those types anymore.

I'd recommend that all social shut ins should get pinging, and go hit a club. You'll enjoy it.

Even shite music like this will get you pumping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCuiWqDKVo8

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>>35578908
Glad you had a good time, lad. Maybe if you send that to her Ai will come out of retirement just for you.

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Maybe something will happen?
I'm working on this shizz. Suggestions?

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>message english seller for a store on Aliexpress
>doesn't respond
>google translate my question to russian
>ask the russian seller
>responds straight away

>>35579110
dont much like change tbqh lad

>not aroused by porn
>don't get hard looking at/thinking about girls
>only get hard by thinking of guys wanking
>don't want to buttfuck
what the fuck did my mind mean by this

>>35579273
syntax matters

>>35579110
is this like your blue print, your layout for the image, have you stuff to fill it in.

>>35579303
What part of that post doesn't use proper syntax?

black sabbath are the greatest and most important band of all time guys

>>35579316
I've got stuff to fill it in and concrete ideas about what goes where.
The words are not only intended as a guide but as a reminder so I can fill it in as per my vision.
Some parts are intended to change with each "edition" and others are meant to be a fixture.
I'm open to suggestions.

(posting from computer now, but I made this image on my tab)

I'm a moderately good drawfag, can do pixel art, and am decently good at writing, gettting attention online and such.

>>35579385
the mind, not the post

>>35579416
that doesn't help me
oregano

>>35579316
I can make some more "design documents" to elaborate on function, style, purpose, intention etc.

I was hoping anon would have ideas and want to join in

>>35579416
>and am decently good at writing, gettting attention online and such.
nice, do you set traps in your writing style to gather responses.
are you the drawfag we had on here last week, asking for requests

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>>35579560
Yes and yes.
I am aware of writing conventions for online, social media, politics etc.,
I am trying to go for a stand alone satirical meme image which would lend itself to being shared on social media, or as a precursor/front page to a political satire zine in the vein of private eye, but updated for the fourth industrial revolution using Chan and digital virtual tech. Online comic kinda thing.

am now thinking that it might be better spread over several pages, going in-depth, and either simplifying, scrapping the "blueprint" or using it as a quick-reference guide for the actual articles. Kinda like a contents page or something?
If I can get artists, writers etc. to join in

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I know my art isn't great, but it too me a minute or 2 to sketch.
It can take hours to do it all properly when i get serious.

P.s. y'all doing your pressups?

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>>35579471
have people not been helping out with ideas,
do you not also take inspiration from the thread itself
>>35579647
it was good that day.
>mfw, hey i asked for that
did you save all the pics, it was me asking for all the dino stuff but was on my phone at work and didn't have chance to save them
i'd love to get them on my laptop if you have them
i'll trade you for a dino pic i did

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Okay? All rushed of course.

can feel a poo brewing up in my stomach lads. Might be ready in about 20mins

can feel another wank brewing, if only some lad would show me his cute smelly peepee...

>>35579774
supposedly, the blueprint is for a new op image for shitfeel.... they told me to come back when I'd done it all...
rn am feeling that it would be better to spin it off into some fixture of shitfeel instead.
Maybe with a press up counter, chart, or follow along at home cross-out or check list?

I don't really use 4chan unless something happens, I sometimes go on britpol, but they're not interested in the pop-culture aspect, or they're way too serious "debating" to be making a phenomenon that can change our political scheme and take the isles by storm

>>35579774
not bad! need to work on your angles a little, but decent. I'd include it!

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What u into lad? Maybe we can suck each others peepee, uh , draw Dino's?

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Why Dino, might i ask?

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Dunno why desu

>>35579796
yeah think you did them in less than a min
also, cough cough there was a dino in a ww1 airplane as well
>>35579895
i remeber where it all started lad, you complained about the image and not having a new 1. i told you to get 1 done for us.
>>35579974
that's not the same 1 is it?, i thought it was a T-rex piloting the plane
not into sucking dick lad, getting muh dick sucked is good though
dunno why dinos that's just what popped into my head at the time

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Mebbe we should do some drawing or writing contest, might generate content, eh lads?
Slap it in a zine and release it every fortnight

if you get bummed does that count as losing your virginity?

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Tentative attempts at bottom windows

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Needs fixing prettying and scaling.

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This is a shop. Should be exploitable

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>>35580242
want to try it and see if you feel different??

notice how I didn't clean ANY lines. That will come when the concept is established and agreed upon... ain't fixing shit that ain't broke....
add some colour, take out jaggies and voila: MAH PIXELZZZZ (tbd)

>>35580247
Guy leaning on the table (centre) meant to be doing coke lol

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Original size. Just found out my pixel editor exports to a blown up size as an option. Win!

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Just for reference. I also take requests and am open to suggestions comments demand s etc

>>35580247
>>35580263
>>35580276
stuff like that would be great for a comic. anons could do different situations for the character/s. it's good lad. i like your private eye style idea as well.
off to bed now but up again in 4.5 hrs will see what other shit you put up. night lad

>>35579110
this blueprint is designed around a grid of 96x96 pixel blox. Most pixel draw apps (for example) export to this size.

Anons first poem

Night time, when my mind lingers
Thoughts prying on me like long cold fingers
How would I write a poem that is truly hers
Perhaps you'd find it all very cliche

If I complimented your hair or eyes
I wonder what you would say
As if saying your eyes were blue like the skies
Would make you think I'm telling lies
Or if I complimented the perfection of your thighs

You would act so insular
You were always so very insecure
If only I could speak of your beauty in person
But maybe your thoughts of me would worsen
Here I am, with my silent thoughts
NIght time, I am always lost

>>35580465
sweet dreams anon
meditate on the future of our great and mighty isles

>>35580474
I like it.

GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT
No hesitation. Press ups, right now. At least 5.

>>35580524
I'll go try then anon. I shall report back my results

>>35580791
you keeping up with them lad?

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>>35580903
no I can barely do one. I can't go right to the bottom only like half way if i go further I just collapse to the floor.

>>35580524
Only 5? o-okay.

Wonder what Louis is up to nowadays

>>35580524

i can do 5 but ive just finished eating a pretty big pizza and that will make another appearance if i do press ups now, so no

>>35581082
AT LEAST

>>35581007
Practice until you can do one (1) perfectly, all the way down, stop/pause, all the way up and back/shoulders arched upwards

>>35581172
Damn, I'm not a babysitter. Just do whatever you want. Fuck.

>>35581271

pizza anon here, just replying to say i hate you, this is a nobully zone and you made me feel bad, shame on you anon, shame on you

>>35581271
arching your back is for sluts!

>>35581477
Sorry. Let's do pressups together?

>>35581658
Sexy ones, maybe

>>35581477
saying you hate me is bully.
My comment was not even directed at you. Bully is debatable. Don't be easily-offended, you won't be asked to dance by those with big heavy boots

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night night everyone, cuddle up to the boy you love.

goodnight lads

>tfw thought being a wagecuck would fix my sleeping pattern

how wrong i was

>>35576774
Good wording.

They can never be women because they have only an outsider's understanding of what it's like being a woman. ie. they've never had periods so have never had to deal with the weird downsides to being one.

They saw them getting an easy ride in the media and thought "I want some of that"

Morning lads and ladettes

Everyone excited for the weekend? Who /leaving work early and there's nothing the boss can do about it because it's Friday/

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>>35576629
>I remember everything being normal as fuck even when Blair was in power!
Blair wasn't a leftist and laid the groundwork for this bullshit.

The moderate left died in 1994 with John Smith, and 1992 with Bill Clinton. Now you've got Liberals like Blair and Clinton (economically neoliberal + socially progressive.) pretending they're of "the left" when they're only occupying left-wing parties.

The "actual" left recognizes identity politics as a distraction from class struggle, and major segments recognize trans* issues as a natural result of the way identity is turned into a commodity under modern capitalism. which is true, even of a commie revolution is never happening.

REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP?

SMASH DAT MF LYKE BUTAN!

>>35583477
I'm a NEET but most of the podcasts I watch come out at the weekend so I got that going for me. Also theres some sausages in the fridge I can't wait to cook up for lunch.

>>35583554
sm-smashing

ke-k

tired of living

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>>35585428
Aren't we all lad.

Also

>Page 10

>>35585498
Back from the edge.

The British spirit never dies.

It just wants to die.

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I'd have never have let the thread die, don't worry

>>35585550
I can't go one day without seeing this fucking dick.

I watch it all the way through every time.

>>35585550
why.... what.... no, wait, why, yes, why, why am i watching this at quarter past 7 in the morning on a friday?

Let us have some friday feels mah gud peeps!

>>35585608
It's strange how I still hate Mondays and like Fridays even though I've been a NEET for ages.

on fb bare americucks acting up and shit about mah fragile snowflake etc.
ever notice it's only AMERICA which suffers from this?
wtf statesy?
Proud to be Brit
MAH ENGLISH PRIDE

>>35585698
We generally look down on the narcissism embraced by Americans.

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>>35585550
i counter that, with some cute 2D

I had a weird dream lads. It involved jews, Theresa May and some girl from my high school.

Woke up and thought I had a paper due in, nearly had a heart attack. Should really get more organised.

>>35586344
The relief when you realize it isn't is pretty good though desu.

Pissed the bed for thr 3rd time this year lads
bad feels

My good Indian friend's invited me to India when he goes back for his annual home visit next month. He keeps trying to set me up with Indian bishes, not sure about that but I could do with a culture shock and I'd like to go into the Indian mountains to smoke some dank as fuck herb, get all spiritual ye know lads, speak to the gods, do a bit of meditation, get a bit hippy. Could double up as a business trip because ye can purchase highly controlled medicines over the counter; thought it might be the first steps in starting a little 'medicine import' business??

Say what lads? Thinking I should just book the ticket to be honest. How long should I go for? Mate can only stay for 2 weeks cos he's a wagie but I'm a lot more flexible in that respect. Guess 4 weeks minimum.

>>35586404
think of jesus lad

>>35586444
make sure you reserve a shitting space beforehand, don't want to get there and not have a spot.

Got to be honest, really cba going to therapy today

take a day off mah dudes.
Keep on your pressups. Don't drink too much.

>>35576334

I know this post is old, but it's obviously mainly caffeine withdrawal. Just have some PG tips, lad

>>35586914
sounds good to me desu can't wait, let us know how it turns out

Good enriching info on the BBC this morning. A couple of foreign lesbians talking about their fairy tales explaining the accomplishments of various women. Up there were Michelle Obama, another black and then a Middle Eastern woman. The presenters asked about inspirational figure Hillary Clinton as well.

Tbh Marie Curie, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc and Boudicca were all dumb white bitches so I'm glad they weren't mentioned.

>>35586914
what's it involve though. and why nile why not operation thames. this is /britfeel/

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>>35585550
Probs my favourite in the not gay series. Looks so satisfying.

Once more unto the breach dear friends.

>>35587099
I do not feel like they are real yous

>>35587099
I think it devalues (You), when I see the notification and I see it's a Gange's (You) it's like your Nanna getting you the knock off beyblades from Poundland instead of the real one.

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This pic makes me so sad

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>>35587158
>>35587053
love me some friday morning doggos

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>>35587167
I won't ever let go!

>>35587099
yeah but it's not a desreved (You)

Very comfy times I am having lads. It's times like these that makes it all worth it.

#justNEETthings

what is this and why am i enjoying it?

sounds like a drill or jackhammer or something desu

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Can anyone lend me 100 bongs to start up a corgi racing league?
Proof of concept attached

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got a really bad cold lads, i was up all night with a cracking headache and temperature changed and general bullshit

i just wanna stop hurting please someone kill me

my new autism hobby is sounding out the noises made in ganges posts

They're taking that weeaboo map out of online playlists on rocket league.

>>35587343

I felt bad playing Rocket League the other day. I just play it mindlessly while listening to LBC and therefore sometimes don't really play to my best. Some guy said "I want to die" then left. I feel like I might have killed him.

>>35587337
drink hot tea lad. add some salt.
honey lemon and ginger is best.

>>35587341
ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>35587338
I can get behind this one. NAMA?!?!

This guy has spent the last half an hour, manually spamming a tiny thread.

Be glad you're not that pathetic.

I wonder if imageboards are the crutch propping up my communication skills even though I've been ridiculously isolated for a long time.

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>>35587337
Camomile tea with a packet of lemon and honey Lemsip mixed in.
Proper comfy treat.

>>35587357
what is LBC?
I feel bad just reading your post

>>35587373
Communication is innate.
Propping up your confidence maybe.

>>35587393
I dunno, aren't your skills supposed to dull when you don't use them, and isn't isolation supposed to have woeful mental health effects?
That both are absent suggests to some degree imageboards are compensating despite identities being uninvolved.

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>>35578405
don't come here and act as if you're one of us

>>35587393

Talk radio, it's the station that gave Nigel Farage a show (but he's fucking terrible at it, regardless of your feelings about him)

I just don't take Rocket League seriously enough, I don't even leave a game when i'm being hammered and i'm left with Hollywood and Iceman.

>>35587373
how isolated and for how long? i dabble in isolation and im curious how i stack up against you.

In Cambridge for the day again lads. Even their shopping centres are pretentious, they have a piano on the top floor anyone is allowed to play and there's always some smug cunt playing the classics poorly. Also

>Went to McDonalds for the first time in 10 years
>Shit layout, rude staff
>Got a cheese egg McMuffin
>Tasted like shit

I used to think the McDonalds hate was a meme

>>35587361
>>35587390
cheers tea anons, i think we've got some honey lemon in. if only i could tear my aching legs away from the computer

>>35587485
>actually buying breakfast at mcdonalds

>>35587485
I fucking hate Cambridge. I feel so out of place there.

>>35587531
My aunt used to take me to breakfast at McDonalds. I wanted to see if it was as good as I thought it was when I was 8. It wasn't.

>>35587568

MCDONALDS

MCDONALDS

MCDONALDS

MCDONALDS

MCDONALDS

MCDONALDS

>>35587558

CAMBRIDGE

CAMBRIDGE

CAMBRIDGE

CAMBRIDGE

CAMBRIDGE

CAMBRIDGE

>>35587568
you should have got double sausage and egg mcmuffin lad, that's the best they do out of everything

>>35587485

>Tasted like shit

That's likely because the spotty irk that made your mcmuffin didn't wash his stubby, greasy, shit covered hands mate.

>>35587467

ISOLATION

ISOLATION

ISOLATION

ISOLATION

ISOLATION

ISOLATION

>>35587558
Same lad, everyone from the McDonalds workers to the businessmen have an inflated ego. You can see it on their face.

It's like being in church. There's fuck all here anyway, just expensive shops and old buildings you're not allowed inside.

>>35587600
It was a 20 something white roastie who looked at me like I was trash. The cheese was horrible, worse than lidl cheese.

>>35587633

Don't be angry that she's perceptive, anon.

lads whats this proof of 5 year work shit all about? iv not had a job for 2 and a half years and literally every job position i see requires proof of past 5 years work

how am i supposed to get that experience if i cant even get a job without having that experience? am i gonna have to work voluntary at a charity shop for 5 years or something

>>35587657
I think for most jobs you can still get employed without that even if it says its necessary, you'll just be at a huge disadvantage compared to anyone else that applies with work experience

I imagine if you put across a really good image of urself on ur application and say the right things when i interviewed you stand a better chance than someone who interviews like shit even with their 5 years experience, im not entirely sure though

>>35587558
cambridge is nice because carcuks aren't allowed to roam free shitting up the place like they do everywhere else. most cities in this country should be pedestrianized.

>>35587702
The one nice thing about Cambridge is that when the bus driver dropped me off in an unfamiliar location, I was able to use my phone to find the train station, which was within walking distance.

i live in york and i fucking hate students

i may have made a mistake moving to a tiny city with two fuck-off universities

I had a dream that i threw molotovs through the windows of my local job centre. I woke up when i heard screaming.

>>35587868
I kinda want to spraypaint "2017 IS A GOOD TIME TO FUCKING END IT" and "Slave labour" on my JCP, the same way it is in the OP image.

The people here would get a few keks out of it.

>>35576744
Forget about volvic, just tap water!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/healthyeating/11504822/How-your-healthy-flavoured-water-contains-more-sugar-than-cola.html

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>tfw no /fit/ bf who can easily overpower you

I found the poor part of town in Cambridge. Poundland, Greggs, Cex. Overweight people in Primark clothes.

Now this is more like it.

>UK government suspends Youtube over ad concerns

I thought it was a joke but I get the Virgin Media page saying the site is blocked.
What am I to do now?

>>35588098
stop lying, thats a good start

>>35588098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHY4f19Z2o

Where's the lad who slept fully clothed last night?

I need results!

>>35587263

>Lane 5 just wants a cuddle

My heart

Decided to skip my psychiatrist appointment this morning. Living wild lads.

>>35588364
Saying "fuck it" feels bretty gud.

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>>35576199
Better late than never, lads

h, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

finally burned myself out on zelda trying to do all the shrines, can't be bothered to play

>visit /pol/ occasionally
>get threads
>using 'meme magic' to try to win elections (and failing)
>Unwavering support of Trump
>anyone who criticises him is branded a shill
What an awful place.

>>35588410

Yeah me too. I've had about 80 hours from it though which is better than most games.

I kind of want to forget about it as much as possible so I can play it again in a year or two.

>>35588424
switch tells me im at 120 hours, got the master sword, around 117 korok puzzles done and 91 or 2 shrines with all 4 dungeons down, 120 hours beats out pretty much all over games ive played over the past 7 or so yeahs excluding rocket league and ck2, i might just finish off hyrule castle today and start fresh when the hard mode dlc comes out

hoping the hard mode will be a master questesqe revamp with the special abilities permanently disabled rather than having to disable them manually

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>>35576243
Went for a nap after work yesterday and didn't wake up until the morning. Literally all I have done in the last 24 hours is work and sleep.

Well, I say "work"...

>New Blood Test to Deterime Autism

Do you think women will choose to destroy their autistic fetus? (The father gets no say in this whatsoever, by the way)

>>35588541
They'll probably keep it for the attention and "you're such a good person for raising a special child".

Then when the child turns out shit she'll blame the autism instead of her terrible parenting.

I'm projecting.

Got the shits, lads

Nothing more enjoyable than shouldering rude cunts walking side by side their friends on a narrow cambridge pavement.

They expect you to step into the road, most people do. Fuck that, enjoy your shoulder cunt.

>>35588581
I don't know why the shits make your ass burn so much. Surely it should be less painful than normal? But no, it's like shitting acid.

Might go for a lunch break wank

did guy fawkes have the right idea all along?

>>35588584
>tfw you force a woman to take her pram into the road but the drop from the kerb breaks the wheel and now she's struggling to get back onto the pavement in time and her baby is crying

I'm a right real bastard.

>>35588618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxhrbAzzcL4

>>35588618
They deserve it, fucking slags taking up the whole street with 2 prams should be shot

>>35588618

The other week I saw my cat lying across the pavement and forcing a woman in a mobility scooter onto the road. I was so proud.

would it be weird if i saw a escort during the day like normally i ring them at night like a normal person. but i wanna fugg one right now shall i ring her? her profile doesn't state time

>>35588712

I would say the earlier the better, surely. They're less like to be glazed in cum.

>>35588541
People seem to think autism means a special snowflake child that's a bit weird. I have legit autistic family member and he runs around screaming and shitting himself all day.

>>35588609
>wanting to install Spanish Catholic rule
Nah not really

>>35588609
PAPISTS OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35588781
Catholic is objectively the best.

>>35588821
But now you can be a Catholic and feel like a victimised minority. It's kinda where Catholics are comfortable.

>>35588821
REEEEEEEEEE
go lick the bishop of rome's ass to get time off purgatory you potato fucker

>>35588856
move to africa or some other place then if you don't like catholics cunt

>>35588856

>Inventing a new church just so you can leave your wife

>>35588864
catholics are still mad about the 30 years war i see
>>35588872
>inventing a church thats actually closer to bible than the catholic church ever was

>>35588864
>Africa's Catholic population has grown by 238 percent over the past 35 years
Nah I'm good.

>tfw you scam the style going into the paid toilet

Take that the system

>>35588924

>tfw you scam the style

wat

>>35588940
Just pull it half way back then slide in

>>35588924
it's a turnstyle lad
this ain't the countryside

>>35588924
>paid toilets
these are still a thing?

>>35588924

>he doesn't have a free public toilet that doubles as a homolust meetup spot

I pity you