ITT: Times you almost got a gf, but fucked up due to autistic habits

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>> 7th grade
>> frienderinos bet me into asking a girl out
>>6/10 but smart af
>> come into school in a fucking suit and tie (looked like shit but anyways)
>>tell friencerions I'll do it at lunch
>>Walk up to girl ask her to come into the hallway
>>all of her friends know whats up
>> like everyone in the grade knew what was up (I wasn't a chad or anything but)
>>once in hall its just the 2 of us and the frienderoni that was in on it
>> "So ... Uhm ... What was the science homework"
>>"uh ... there wasn't any"
>>"thanks"
>> goes and sits down

I was such an autist until like the second half of 9th grade
>> pick related, its my current reason when I remember this story

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>>35576122
>>35576432
What the fuck? Has /r9k/ always been this underage?

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>>35576122
>junior year summer
>sent to greece for 3 months
>childhood friend is going as well
>first time going to greece so she doesnt know anything
>super weeb so only knows some japanese
>her family asks me to "babysit" her
>tour her all around the capital
>take her to my favorite beaches
>then I take her to her family village
>the family makes me stay to repay the favor
>spend the week with them
>every night we would rent a movie from the video place and watch something
>one night everyone went to bed early
> she gets up real close to me
>starts to lean on me as we watch the movie
>movie ends and we are in the dark
>she tries to kiss me
>I have no interest at her at all
>tell her I have a girlfriend (I didnt)
>"oh"
>we go to bed
>really akward for the next 3 days

>>35576722
Are you fucking stupid lad? This happened years ago. I'm a junior in uni now. I thought that was obvious.

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>>35576122
>sophomore year of college
>meet qt who is clearly interested in me, super flirtatious, always touching me
>start texting each other a lot
>ask if she wants to hook up casually
>she says no, minor sperg out ensues
>we patch it up, meet for coffee to talk it through, decide to remain friends
>leave for break, Skype every day for 3+ hours
>after a few weeks, she says she's fucking Chad
>immediately end the call and don't speak to her for days
>finally respond to her many attempts to reach me
>major sperg out, call her a whore

We ended up resolving the issue and hooking up casually, but any hope for a relationship was gone.

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>>35576122
this happened a couple days ago

>go to book/general store at my college
>pick out a granola bar to eat for lunch
>go up to counter, cashier is a qt
>she makes normal cashier small talk
>I pay and she hands me the receipt, tells me to wait a second
>she rushes off to the side and grabs a can of tea, holds it out to me
>"would you like a complimentary tea?"
>"huh?"
>"you look kind of tired"
>I take it and say "oh, thanks"

Then I walked away. Although I suppose she could have just been a nice person, I probably did look pretty tired.

>>35577280
She wasnt into you if she said no that first time you fucking retard

>>35577397
We got pretty close though. She even admitted later that she wasn't sure where things were going, and that she was considering making it official.

>>35576122

This has happened to me 4 times out of 4, and I'm still too autistic to know exactly what it is that made them change their mind. I always feel led on after it happens and now I hate women even though I know it's probably my fault.

I can't read women very well and i'm afraid of rejection so a lot of the time i'm just generally uncomfortable around them to the point where I barely say anything or I try too hard and come off as a fake weirdo.

If I could just stop putting women on a pedestal like they're some trophy you obtain for being "the cool guy" then maybe i'd have some luck. Live and learn I guess. At least I'm aware of it.

>>35577384
She didnt like you she was giving you tea you dumbfuck

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>uni
>qt says she liked my presentation
>asks me to explain some stuff to her
>she just keeps nodding and smiling as if everything I say is gold
>asks if I'll come to her presentation
>say yes
>don't come
>she asks me why later, tell her I was busy
>she asks if I'll visit her poster during the research gallery
>say yes
>stay at my poster the entire time
>she stops saying hello to me

I didn't want to associate with her because she had the normiest of normie friends, now I just feel like an idiot

>tfw graduated now and still no gf

>at a rehab place there was a hot girl there
>i told her she had a nice buttduckaduck she laughed
>she was like a physical therapist aid help the therapist with whatever
>i would see her just about every morning or during therapy
>one morning i had my phone out
>the nurse told me that i can get a girlfriend when i go out with my friends
>she sucked my penis just i was on a lot of drugs
>felt bad

>at a hospital out patient i was into a speech therapist
>some other therapist asked my mom what i was into
>she told the therapist i was into video games she got turned off she could see like me just playing video games while she would watch
>i forgot she was engaged she was amazed at how much i remembered what she told me

in the end a lot of people cockblocked me

>>35577559
>weird fat weeabo kid at class keeps looking at me
>decide to be nice to him and ask him to hang out
>really dont want to but its right thing to do
>doesnt show up
>ask him later about but he just gets really sweaty and stumbles on his words
>ask him again if he would like to says yes
>oh God please he doesnt show up
>doesnt show up. Thank God
>dont even try to be nice to him anymore

>>35577676
This kind of thinking will make you a lifelong virgin

>>35577676
But I'm a hungry skeleton

>>35577697
>unsheathes katana
>pulls fedora slightly lower so I cant see
> "This kind of thinking will make you a lifelong virgin"

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>>35576122
The story of how I first held a girl's hand:
>be me, ~14
>autistic khv (obviously)
>parents send me and my sis to summer camp
>it was an "art camp" in the woods in the mountains where you did arts and crafts and went on hikes
>pretty comfy desu
>we were put in a group with a bunch of kids around our age, naturally
>one of the kids in my group was a 10/10 Catalan girl the same age as me
>for some reason, she took a liking to me
>always sitting beside me while we painted, walking beside me on hikes and hanging out with me in general
>I enjoyed her company but was way too autistic to even try and talk to her beyond very basic shit
>she always smiled and laughed on the very rare occassions I felt bold enough to crack a shitty joke
>one day we were sitting in a shitty little shed to eat lunch cos it was raining
>we were sitting beside each other, not talking as usual
>she keeps looking at me and smiling
>I just look back like a deer in the headlights, occasionally forcing a smile back
>out of nowhere, she slips her hand into mine and squeezes tight
>I go bright red and my dick shoots up like a rocket (pretty sure she somehow didn't notice the latter)
>ERROR: DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THIS STIMULUS
>we just sat holding hands, still completely silent
>from then on she'd occasionally hold my hand on hikes etc
>I never reacted negatively but I found it impossible to express to her that I enjoyed this or even liked her back
>she gave me a hug on the last day and I never saw her again
>she added me out of the blue on normiebook years later, still as qt as ever
I still think about her sometimes.

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>>35577760
bone noises*

>>35577559
You are a dumb motherfucker. Not even autistic, just plain fucking retarded and a faggot.

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>junior yr of college
>meet girl online through mutual friend
>we both play league of legends
>im diamond she's mid gold
>most of the time im playing norms and fucking around with friends
>she asks if we can duo
>finally show my true power level
>always wants to duo with me now
>get her to mid platinum
>by this time we've been talking about 4hrs+ every day and have gotten to know each other really well and decide to hang out on campus
>synergy online manifests itself irl
>start to develop feelings for her because she's beautiful, smart, and has a similar sense of humor
>think she might be the one
>finally decide to a her to be my gf
>the day I'm about to ask her out she meets up with me and hugs me and her phone goes off
>"omg i've been fucking these two guys lately and I don't know which one I should date, they're both taking up a lot of my time"
>heartbreak.exe
>tears start welling up in my eyes
>she looks up and asks what's wrong
>"haha I forgot I have something to do, I'll see you around"
>as soon as I turn around the tears start flowing
>had not felt a feeling of sadness of that magnitude since my mother passed away

>>35577770
How is that fedora in the slightest

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>>35577938
anyone else here will tell you she was a roastie and that's just what women are like. but I just want to say I genuinely feel for you. that sucks, man. if it makes you feel any better, she wasn't the one for you. you'll find someone better some day <3

>>35577938
She was a roastie and that's what women are like

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>>35577938
Girls aren't really like this, are they guys? Why do people act so promiscuously and degrade themselves like this? I'm sad now.

>>35578139
Some are better, some are worse. Most are shit.

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>>35576122
>8th grade
>over a period of weeks talk to a girl in my science class
>sit with her at lunch
>she would post on my formspring which was a website where people ask you anonymous questions
> "Do you like anyone anon?", "What do you think of annonette?"
>after weeks one day at lunch my friends are giving me shit for not asking her out while were sitting together
> she asks what they mean
> try to be alpha and say "theyre giving me shit cause i like you"
> don't say anything else just sit there and look at her, awkward silence and she just says cool.
> Super embarassed I ask if she wants to be my girlfriend. she accepts
> I have no idea what you're supposed to do as BF and GF and just act 100% autistic around her.
> Don't make eye contact, don't talk to her unless spoken too, sit stiff as hell in the chair next to hers.
> she later in science class hands me a note that says to open after class.
> says she cant be my gf anymore

feels bad

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>>35576122
>be me
>13
>find cute girl at church
>next year she studies at my school
>see her at the mall cinema
>her girl friends says she wants me
>make out
>little to no convo
>next two weeks talk to her using MSN(rip)
>can't start conversations in person
>she literaly asked me to come talk to her
>chickened out
>during the whole year when we saw each other we would just look down
>occasionally when see each other on the street we still look down

>>35578154
Aww man. I'm just going to stay inside.

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>>35578139
After having talked to her for a really long time and getting to know her, she never mentioned guys in her life. She seemed like a normal girl who cared about school, friends, and what I thought was me. In a way she led me on, making me rank her up, helping her study, keeping her company at night on Skype calls, but in the end it was all a ruse. She keeps trying to contact me, asks my friends about me, and sends me messages asking what's wrong. I don't think she sees me in the same way I saw her.

>>35578175
edit: she's a feminist now so it doesn't feel as bad

>>35578197
You learn quickly, young Padawan

I've got so many of those I kinda think I'm not really that ugly, just autistic. Last example

>in a coffee shop with a girl
>not exactly attractive but weirdly hot in an unusual way
>we talk a lot because she is pretty cool desu
>kinda shows interest but I was never convinced
>went out with her mostly to find out
>lasting eye contact
>"anon, I kinda feel like doing something really stupid, but I'd probably knock this table over"
>"err, yeah"
>realized what she tried to say fifteen minutes later

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>>35578308
this is an original pic bot-kun

>>35578246
Fuck, anon those are some feels. I can't really relate, since I haven't talked to a girl outside of my family or a cashier, these type of stories just make me want to ignore women forever.

> 9th grade a couple years ago
> qt girl I liked
> at lunch one day outside with my BOYS
> qt girl and friend sit down at table
> just laughing and sitting there for a while
> a few minutes pass, qt's friend asks "anon, do you like qt?"
> sperg out because didn't want my friends to know about crush
> "uhh...no"
> friends dying
> one friend literally says "0/10 would not bang", in front of the girls
> look of defeat on qt's face

It's fine she became a normie cheerleader the next year so I'm not that upset.

>>35577938
Holy fuck anon. Getting feels just thinking about that

>taxidriverthemesong.mp3

I went to a 6th form and got a paid lunchtime job where I basically was a lunchroom monitor, paid 20 bong-dollars a week

Basically I just sat in the corner with some food and music and a book (before everyone had phones) and got paid for it and sometimes bullied the bullies in the younger years to make them feel like shit

qt shy girl from lower 6th sits next to me one day and asks to listen to one of my earphones

She sits next to me during my "shift" every day and we got close but we didn't really talk apart from then

After about three weeks of this I told my friend I liked her. As soon as I went home he told her, and the next time I saw her I was mortified and terrified because now she knew I liked her

She sat with me at lunch and I spent the tensest hour of my life actively ignoring her and reading, fuck knows why but I didn't say anything for the whole time

She got up and didn't even say bye

Found out years later that a couple of weeks after that incident she fucked my friend who told her I liked her.

I regret that autism

>>35578246
if she possibly isnt dating chad anymore you can atleast tell her you like her.
better than doing nothing

>>35578251
you should feel bad you could have prevented it

>>35578441
welcome to our board anon. stories are writen in >greentext
without that much line spacing

>>35576785
Isn't this a super-autistic scenario that the Japs are obsessed with (childhood friend romance)?

>>35576122
>11th grade
>Talking to friends in class about my car i was restoring (1969 gto)
>8/10 girl interjects "wow that's so cool...i'd let you take me for a ride in that"
>"Oh-ok maybe"
>Went back to talking about cars

>>35578521
I am from reddit

please forgive me

This is how we do things over there

Also my name isn't anon it's Mike

>>35578549
Nice bait.
Oreganioloopkd

>>35578528
lol she wanted to use you for free rides
you should be proud to have ignored her

>>35576122
Ironically, I'm listening to a mix CD she made right now, and was just about to make a thread similar to this one.
I just was too shy and autistic and thought she didn't like me and in retrospect in my attempt to be like "psh I'm not totally head over heels for you" I just pushed her away. Flying over 1000 miles away to only end up getting permanently injured probably didn't help either. Fucking marine corps, goddamn it.

>>35577938
Geez my guy that's rough

>>35578308
It's me again and this one is really shameful

>sometime in highschool
>english class
>sit with a 7/10
>has a big boobs
>notices I'm looking
>"what are you looking at anon, I don't have a cleavage today"
>"you want a cleavage? You get some"
>pulls her dress down a bit
>"thanks, that certainly made my day a bit better"
>"anytime for you anon"
>"lol k"
>she puts her leg over mine
>puts her head on my shoulder
>draws some hearts in my notebook
>"I left my boyfriend yesterday"
>"err yeah, I didn't fail to notice that"
>I have a rock hard dick but also feel slightly embarassed because we're in a class and a teacher is noticeably laughing

I don't really know what happened then, she kept acting in a similar manner for a few weeks than left me alone

She was always present at my shows and tried to made contact there though

Ah, also she did that kinda thing girls in anime do, when they hug your arm to let you feel the boobies

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>autistic as fuck
>back in high school
>qt mexican girl stares at me all the time and waves whenever we run into each other
>slut friends tease me and she tells them to shut up
>stops me outside class
>"y'know anon...tall guys have lots of opportunities in life"
>winks at me
>we're discussing politics in class
>subject turns to obesity and family size
>I say "well Mexico is pretty poor after all and as a result family planning isn't the best"
>she glares daggers at me and never speaks to me again
>learn later she was originally gonna try to bring me to her house and fuck me that day

>out with a couple of friends
>they introduce me to a girl they know
>she was treated like shit by previous bf
>my friend tells her I am a great guy and she should get with me, she tells him I'm hot
>he tells me this, I summon the courage to talk a bit with her
>goes really well and I realise she's really pretty and cool
>party back at hers, somehow we end up alone and kiss
>I get her number and leave as it's now morning time
>text a bit and the following weekend she says she's out and that me and friends should meet up with them
>everything going well, we're all drinking, but I don't make any moves
>back to an after party again,
>I have now convinced myself that she doesn't really like me so avoid her to not be creepy
>she finds me and asks for a cigarette
>I've only got one left
>she steals it and starts playing around, saying come and get it
>I laugh and try and grab it
>she runs off to an empty room
>we're really close now and I can feel the tension, but don't do anything
>hear my friend arrive with more cigs
>tell her she can have it and walk away
>think I'm useless, why would she like me?
>everyone talking together
>me and friend go out for cig
>tell him he should make a move on this grill
>he's shocked and weirded out and says I thought you guys were hooking up and it's clear she likes me

The night fizzled out and I went home. I've seen her since and was looking good (been gym and new clothes) she gives me a massive hug and says something about she can't believe something (mumbles), I ask her what, but she says it's nothing. Feel sad and get drunk, never seen her since.

>>35578374
>shitty story
>9th grade
>>>few years ago
>spaces after the >'s
underage b& pls

>>35578599
or for free "rides"

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>>35577559
Fuck you guys. You have everything set up in front of you and you still turn it down
I don't even get the opportunity

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>>35578789
well we should leave it to kek's will
>did she want anon for free "rides"?

>be me 17
>Junior prom coming up
>qt I've had a crush on for two years offers to be date, accept
>days pass and I'm skyping for an hour at a time
>More time passes
>Dream come true
>She comes out lesbian
>She says she won't go with me anymore
>Cut off communication and try not to look in her direction

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My kitty loves me and i love her.

>In 8th grade
>first couple months of the year go by as they usually do
>although that year I was transferred to one of the hardest schools(middle and high school) in the country
>I'm pretty sure I'm either high-functioning or a literal speech from all the meth and pot my mom dad as a kid
>used to passing classes like it was nothing, always skated by on passing finals during the later years of school because I was super lazy
>would usually come home every day and play GameCube and shit like that for hours on end, was a shut in and still am
>now in middle school, I would do the same thing just with different games like TF2 and COD
(Don't worry, it'll get to the woman eventually)
>get grades back from first quarter
>straight F's, a D or 2
>become depressed
>start cutting and the like
>my boosted puberty-metabolism runs, so I very quickly become a chubby/fat shit.
>then out of nowhere this girl starts talking to me every day at lunch
>know her from my rhetoric class, and she isn't bad looking
>blonde, tall, has obviously Jewish features, skinny bordering on anorexic, overall nice
>we exchange numbers and start texting all the time
>it turns out she first started talking to me because she thought I was bi/gay
>my autistic self thinks this means that if she found out i was straight she would stop talking to me
>tell her I'm gay, basically killing any chance of going out with her
>she tells me she's lesbian, but I knew it was bullshit after a while.
>we talk about basically everything there is, and I mean everything. We both explicated our sexual fantasies, dreams, etc.
>2nd semester ends, again basically straight Fs
>combined with my Father becoming aware of the situation and extensively punishing me, my self-hatred and depression significantly worsens
>rest of the year plays out similarly
>still text the girl every day, realize I'm falling madly in love with her
>she finally tells me that she's thinking she's bi after I said the same thing a week or 2 earlier
(cont.)

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>>35576122
>fresh high school grad youngling
>mom has a room booked at beach resort and allows me to invite friends to come along for a few days
>had an LDR with a real wife-material girl at the time
>our relationship was new and unstable, as I had just "broken up" with someone else (another LDR) who I only liked because she was a slut and sent tons of nudes
>tell gf about the resort and she tells her parents
>thankfully they liked me
>they are willing to let their 17 year old daughter travel alone to meet another 17 year old (male)
>gf and I up late one night talking about how great this is going to be
>we talk about having sex in that cute, innocent way virgins do

>fast forward to a few days before the event
>ex-roastie contacts me saying she misses me and is sorry for cheating
>asks me to take her back
>still had feelings for this girl and decide to go through with it
>break up with waifu-tier girl and talk to ex about the resort
>she can't make it, so instead invite two (male) friends

>the day arrives
>get to the beach house with my niggaz and unload our shit
>instead of losing (and taking) a virginity and talking moonlit walks on along the Pacific, I'm inside playing Melee with the bois

>waifu and I stay friends because she was sweet like that, but would constantly berate me for "choosing that whore" over [her]"
>even years after the fact, we still chatted on Skype until the night I tell her I'm moving to Roastie's state
>she sees this as the ultimate "fuck you" and decides it's best we stop talking because I'm "just like the rest of them" who just wanted sex

>still hear her saying "I can't believe I almost gave you my virginity..." in my head
>tfw I'll (probably) never take anyone's virginity
>tfw I blew one of several chances at teenage love
>tfw my roastie gf catfished me and turned out to be a tall, fat, non-passing pre-op girl (male)

>>35579175
you should told her your bi not gay you dumbfuck. and you should have asked her if she wanted try out having sex to see if either of you actually do like the opposite sex. but you didnt cuz your retarded

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>last day of sophomore year in hs
>bored as hell waiting to get out of the last class of the day
>bell rings and everyone gets up to leave
>right as I walk out I'm approached by two 8.5/10 grills that were in my art class
>the first grill is holding what looks like a few folded bits of paper
>"these are for you" she says as she hands me two folded sheets of paper
> I'm dumbfounded as the giggle, say goodbye, and walk away
> sit down on a bench and open the pieces of paper
>begin hyperventilating as I read
>the notes,one written by each girl, was a description of how hot they thought I looked, along with graphic depictions of how they wanted to make out with and fuck me
>the notes also included both of their phone numbers
>activate autism.exe
>thought that they must be joking, that they were just trying to mess with me
>didn't repond to either of them
>mfw I found out later that they were serious

>>35579256
>my roastie gf catfished me and turned out to be a tall, fat, non-passing pre-op girl (male)
holy kek

>we flirt after that point for a couple of weeks, still feel like absolute trash from third quarter grades being just like the last 2
>day before I planned to ask her out
>I come in and see her kissing some asshole in the middle of the lunch room since I came in late
>I instantly start bawling, run to the bathroom
>a dude in there asks me if I'm good, tell him yes
>I absolutely was not ok though
>shortly after go to the nurse and get picked up because I "threw up in the bathroom"
>continue crying and generally feeling like a piece of shit for the rest of the day
>text her and ask about it
>she nonchalantly replies that he is in fact her boyfriend
>I finish the rest of the year without the chance to confess to her
>fail the grade and just move schools to avoid being held back
>never see her again
>she adds me on normiebook and to this day hasn't said a thing to me about it

Honestly, in retrospect I'm glad I didn't ask her out since she really didn't deserve someone as awful as I was. But that relationship has pretty much crushed me to this day romantically. Compounded with my autism, Im pretty sure I'll never love a woman again. I started lifting a while ago, brushing my teeth, being more sociable, etc. I'm basically on the way to becoming a chad, but it won't matter. I have a girlfriend right now and have no feelings for her. If that relationship made me realize my autism/sociopathy is besides the point.

>>35579315
Even if I did think of that I never would have gone through with it. I hated basically every aspect of myself, I didn't want to put that on other people.

>>35579421
bet money

>>35579175
>>35579390
These 2 go together, forgot to link the first in my cont

>have autistic frown and wear black so girls think I'm a mysterious badboy
>tomboy in my class becomes particularly interested in me
>asks her friends about me and what sort of girls I like
>she gets up the courage to talk to me
>"So...you're anon, right?"
>her smile gave me a raging boner
>I stutter awkwardly
>"y-y-you're REALLY pretty!"
>damn voice cracked
>she tilts her head and gives me that "aww" look
>pats me on the back
>"At least you tried, buddy"

>>35578525
yeah but in japan the childhood friend always wins. real life is a bitch

>>35579448
I wish I could say I would lose that bet. It's hard to explain in words the degree I hated myself :/

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>have 30 girls like me from middle school to high school
>be that autistic to not even talk to any of them, stay silent forever

>beginning of 9th grade, fall season
>soccer started, varsity games pretty much every other night
>go to these games occasionally
>not a very social person but I can switch moods quickly
>hanging out with one my friends, we go to the other empty soccer field with no lights
>he smokes a cigarette (i didn't smoke, still don't)
>we go back to the main field
>we meet another one of my friends
>laugh around, kick soccer balls, laughing our ass off
>they had to leave the game, don't remember why
>there by myself, kicking a ball in the air and around
>girls at the bench watching the game scream at me to come over
(the bench is where all the normies scream at our team, home game)
>totally ignore it
>end up having to scream "no thanks"
>walk away to some middle schoolers doing some dumb shit
(cont)

>>35578848
Does Heather love me?

>>35578528
>I'd let you take me for a ride
>I'd let you take me

Unless this was ironic humor you're damn right for not taking her on a ride

>friday or saturday evening back in 08 (before I got fat)
>grils ask me to be the "bouncer" for their party
>say nah
>gril says I can choose between two girls to take on a date
>nah I want to hang out with oneitis
>deep in the friendzone

>>35577280
>she said she was fucking chad
>unironicaly came as a surprise

ohh the inocent...

>>35579671
>friend comes back
>we talk about some shit
>suddenly, 7/10 girl comes from nowhere, goes to a different school
>says she likes me a lot
>unfathomable panic
>literally shaking
>ask my friend we have to get out of here
>we ditch
>we're on the playground nearby
>he starts fucking with me, telling me to tell her I like her (not true)
>not interested in starting any relationship, know I'll sperg out
>she comes over again, she tries really hard to spark a conversation
>i look around trying to not look her in the eyes
>tries to make eye contact, asks why I don't look her in the eyes
>she really likes me, i'm qt
>start just walking away
>doesn't follow
>soccer game ends
>in honest relief
>me and my friend walk home without coats in the bitter fall cold
>he goes home
>walking home, seeing the stars, realizing who I really am

>>35578828
this

fuck all of you chad fucks

>>35578848
will a get a qt 3.14 conservative gf soon?

>>35580038
>>35578848

reroll that doesnt count

>>35579482
This actually made me spit water

>>35576122
>be at airport
>leaving to my flight or else I can't get back to Canada
>qt employee stop me to sell me something (I think it was a timeshare)
>Sorry I'm not from around here
>"Oh okay. You're cute by the way"
>froze up and didn't know how to respond to that
>" uh-uh...yeah thanks..."
>Started to speed walk to my destination

Lady had more balls than I did

>>35579482
Her got more dryer than a Arabic dessert

>>35579855
It was a different time, Anon.

>talking with oneitis in 8th grade
>at this time she was a social outcast, we shared interests, and she was fucking gorgeous
>we were just having a normal conversation, but i could think of things to say
>see my friend down the hall and yell to him, ignoring oneitis
>didnt even realize i liked her at the time
>looking back on that now

She's now a roastie who gets dicked nearly every day, everyone swoons atter her.
I want to die.

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>>35579737
>tfw my oneitis's name is Heather