So guys I'm going to be totally honest,
I'm 29 and I've had sex with about 130 girls (best estimate). To most people this would make me a Chad.
I don't know how this happened. I was a shut-in and didn't lose my virginity that early. And I've been on 4chan about 9 years including /r9k/. I have even banged girls from /r9k/ when this forum back when "A/S/L" threads were allowed.
I feel I'm a declining force now at this age as it gets harder to hookup with lots of hot bitches, especially the cutie 16-21 year olds who will now overlook older guys unless they have serious daddy issues. But I can at least pass on my knowledge
So AMA?
p.s. I'm 5 pints of beer in and have work tomorrow morning. I am broken, as you are.
what kind of car/motorcycle do you drive
>>35574189
I don't have a car, I used to live in Asia and had a motorcycle. I can ride one pretty well.
I'm now a wagie working in a bank, with a mediocre salary but it's enough for holidays abroad several times a year and small luxuries.
>>35574189
A purple C4 corvette that says "Charlene" on the side in cursive
Post guide
Then fuck off
>>35574261
>>35574217
If no interest in this thread I'm going to go to the casino alone and drink some more pints of beer since shops don't server alcohol after 10PM in Britbong land.
But I'll stay around a bit longer and see.
>>35574158
do you like video games?
if so which is your favorite one?
>>35574282
Read some self-help books, alcohol and drugs help a lot with confidence and getting laid.
However all my first 10 lays were 100% stone cold sober.
After a while it's a snowball effect and you get confident and think you're the shit, and the girls can sense it and want you.
Guide to what? Clubs? Bars? Tinder? There are many ways to meet a girl.
>>35574295
I used to when I was younger but not so much now. I don't even own a console anymore.
But the the Final Fantasy series without a doubt. I have finished most of them, especially the old school NES / SNES / Playstation ones and was addicted to FFXI (online MMO) for several years.
>>35574295
p.s. here's a secret cos I don't give a fuck. I'm a functioning alcoholic and have been addicted to valium for about 4 years
>>35574383
i like that games too, if you still want to play them it's easy, you just have to download an emulator on your phone and that's it
>>35574486
I do and they're great. With smartphones these days I can download and play FF1-6
I still haven't finished 2,5,6 although I got very far with them and gave up. On my bucket list to finish them all
Do I sound soulless and drained? Because yes I am
>>35574294
Where abouts are you lad? Otjvvkkn
>>35574651
Edinburgh for the last 2 years mate
Although I've lived in about 6 cities in my lifetime, in the UK and Asia
>>35574217
>, I used to live in Asia
You're not a chad if you fuck mutant people with slanty eyes
>>35574770
A lot of my lays were Asian but I've boned girls from maybe 15 different white/Euro countries
Hell I went to Poland for 9 days and banged 3 cuties
Post a pic. If you're attractive, your "knowledge" is useless anyway.
>>35574158
yea dude you're probably attractive. post face or get out