Anyone else know this feel? General penis problems thread.

Piss in the sink instead... Problem solved.

>>35572869
Long pubes are a fucking cancer, especially when your dick is entirely soaked in liquid (especially water) and covering your dickhole

>>35572869
Happens totally at fucking random depending on whether my roastie (male) feels like it or not.

Almost makes you wish for adult male genital mutilation.

>>35572869
it happens rarely, and always in the morning. i think the problem is just a pube over the faucet thing.

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>when you pee sitting down and your wee wee is so small it sprays through the crack between the bowl and the seat
>mom gets mad again