>tfw turn 74 tommorow >tfw could die anyday now please heIp me

timestemp?

are you a virigin?

You are the eldest anon there is. I deeply respect you for this anon. Please live and guide us young anons through life.

>>35572775
post proof or gtfo

somehow notorginal

bumping for interest,I would love to see a 74 year old anon.

Grace us with your elder wisdom.

I think you are the oldest oldfag anon

>tfw old lonely autists on the internet will be the norm when we are OP's age

>>35572888
op must deliver ye olde original

>>35572775
Grand Elder Anon, guide us

this is posted literally every week you newfags

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>lay awake at night thinking about death.
>don't do anything and numb the pain with videogames

My life could be so much better

>>35572775
To be fair, we can all die at any random day.

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I know that feel man

I am 50 years old and have Marfan Syndrome which is basically the lanklet disease. I could have a stroke or something at any moment in the next 20 years

It scares the shit out of me

I am a failure as well. Shitty wageslave job for 30 years, no friends. Have eaten the same food each day for 22 years. On June 10th 1999 I had a packet of Medjool Dates and it was the last time I broke my diet schedule for any reason, I still lay awake thinking about that day and wishing I could be brave enough to do it again. Sometimes I even go to the store, take pictures of the dates and masturbate to them in the grocery store disabled toilet.

My diet by the way is

Breakfast: Chocolate Flake Cereal
Lunch: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Snack: Cashew Nuts spiced with Black Pepper
Snack: Candy Bar (Snickers)
Dinner: Sloppy Joe
Snack: Candy Bar (Hershey)

I do the same thing every day, I am scared. I am not a virgin however because I paid a prositute every week for 8 years between the ages of 33 and 41. She kept commenting on my disease though and one day called me 'Andre the Loser' as a play on Andre the Giant so I stopped going

We all die.

>>35572775
Make your peace, anon.

>>35574028
Timestamp or GTFO Oldman

>>35572985
This. I desire to learn from the Eldestfag.

>>35574028
eat better fatass.

>>35574028
What was the reason you broke the schedule?

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>>35574028
Hey boomer fuck, mind sending some cash and maybe that 1968 charger you've got in the barn my way when you croak?

>>35574028
Reeee you fuck go to /fit/ and turn into andre the giant, people would pay you to do shit

>>35575555

Fuck off you little shit.
I'd smack you silly if I could.

>>35575611
Just hurry up and die please, ask your kin to do the same ASAP

>>35575591
Do you not know what Marfan syndrome is?

>>35572775
ive seen this thread more than enough times

its just b8 dont respond to it

>>35573886
I know the feeling man.
Originally, of course.

>>35574028
>Sometimes I even go to the store, take pictures of the dates and masturbate to them in the grocery store disabled toilet.

stopped believing you there