did everyone forget about armpit farting?

>>35570509
Yes, unfortunately. Maybe it'll make a comeback someday.

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>>35570509

>see post
>decide to armpit fart for the first time since childhood
>tfw hand is soaked with stinky sweat

>>35570509
no i armpit fart profusely whenever i go to the grocery story with mommy

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>>35570509
I never could do it properly, just like snapping

My nephew is 8 and still does it.

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Also flipping eyelids, does anyone still remember it?

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>>35570826
Fuck, I can't do it any more

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>>35570784
iktf
>couldn't armpit fart in elementary
>couldn't snap fingers in middle school
>couldn't get a gf in high school
it lines up like that

>>35570826
I hated kids who did that.

>>35571030
same here, i always warned that fucker he would get an infection or something

>>35570509
can't do it since there's deodorant and hair there now. used to be able to do it when I was a kid and could go a week without showering and not smell like garbage.

I miss teh 90s :(

>>35571739
This, it was easy enough when I was a hairless shota but not when I'm a hairy ape-like man

>>35570826
this shit is sick keep it in the depth of hell, please

>>35571739
You probably smelled like shit back then. Kids would run when they saw you walking. Teachers would hold their breath and pray you moved away during summer break.

>>35572647
I showered every morning before school. My showerless weeks were during the summer break when all I would do was stay indoors and play video games.

>>35570826
It was always niggers that did this at my school. and that one weird white kid that is probably a regular on this board now.

>>35572745
Your mom probably flicked her bean when she had a wiff of your ass hole

>>35572801
>trying this hard
>2016+1

gr8 b8 8

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>>35570509

I developed a method of armpit farting without the use of my hand. Also developed a full-back fart by doing caterpillar movement across gym floor.

those were the days...

BRAAAPposting in real life.

>>35573722
Are you really that fat?

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>>35574583

Nah man, just had a real good technique ;-)

>>35574710
How then. Enlighten me