How often do girls fart?

>>35570427
I'd really like if fembots could comment on this. And just talk about their farts.

>>35570427
when i'm on my period i fart a LOT

like 20-30x a day

on a normal basis it's like 1-3x depending on what i eat

>>35570496
Do they stink? Are they long flappy farts or silent puffers?

>>35570496
have you ever blamed your own smelly fart on someone else

>>35570451

hello i am a fembot gimme your skype do you agree? lmao XD life is funneh

>>35570427
My girlfriend doesn't fart at all during the day but the second she falls asleep she farts like crazy, its fucking disgusting

>>35570558
you should bottle her farts and sell them

>>35570545
Are you serious? I will totally give you my skype if youre a girl and are willing to discuss your farts and maybe even perhaps do some recordings?

>>35570525
>yes
>both

>>35570538
yes

>>35570615
>yes

i hope you felt ashamed after

>>35570615
How long do the flappy ones usually last? What is your longest one? Do you make any noises like any sort of grunting or moaning in relief when you fart? Or do you do anything like arch your back?

My girlfriend farts regularly.

She feigns embarrassment but when she sees me scowl, she laughs anyway.

I don't care either way.

I hide my own farts the best I can, though. I cannot not be embarrassed by it.

>>35570841
Because you have beta farts. You need to learn how to make your farts masculine.

>>35570558
Same here. Girls hold their farts in all day but as soon as they're sleeping they let them out.

>>35570720
goddamn son, keep your fetish in check

>>35570427
>tfw no fembot GF to fart on me

Burping> farting

>>35570427
Around 6-8 times a day.

I have the ability to make almost any fart silent. I fart a lot in actuality, don't even care if it's around people because usually nobody notices. I'm weird as fuck, I like the smell of my own gas. Sometimes when I'm alone I cup my hand then fart and put it in my face.

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>>35572335

You probably just made OP's dick explode.

>>35572806
HE probably just made OP gay without realizing it. Fembots don't exist.

>>35572865

A plausible hypothesis indeed.

>>35572335
>I have the ability to make almost any fart silent
same. male btw: I destroyed my ass with a big dildo once and since then 75% of farts slide out nicely. i reccomend it

Nobody? Really? Ok, fine, I'll do it.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>35572335
I smell my farts too! But I can't always fart silently, only when I'm wearing a thong. Does your farts ever 'bubble' up to your labia?

Farting alone in a super market aisle is oddly satisfying.

>>35573462
stop spraying fart particles on food you disgusting slut

>>35573476
NEVER! You beta cuck will have to feast on my farts along with your tendies. I'll make sure to rip a real stinker next time!

>>35570427
If most girls are anything like my gf, any time they have any god damn dairy.

Holy fuck that shit is rank.

>tfw no big butt gassy gf who hides it well but comes home and unleashes it in myface while I jerk off
why live

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>>35573545
tfw no dairy fart gee eff

we could use some webms of farting girls

i just love watching their assholes open up and sing the song of digestion

>>35570427
I don't get why people get to take pictures of shit like this but it doesn't ever ever happen to me once in real life
What the fuck kind of shit is that?

>>35573731

That's why it's special, because it's rare IRL.

>>35574024
Well I hate it, and I wish it didn't no it existed. What the fuck is the point of me knowing about a special thing that I will never partake in personally?
Do I exist simply to make special things more enjoyable to people that will have them?

>>35574059

How old are you? Legit question, not trying to poke fun.

When I fart, its mostly silent and discrete throughout the day. I mostly burp tho. There was a time when my bf was squishing my stomach for fun to see if I'd fart, and I let out a super loud one cus of the pressure, and he laughed. I was flustered.

>>35570427
GIRLS DONT FART

>>35570841
Mine farts around me too all the time. Neither of us care, and half the time we end up laughing at it anyway

>>35570558
>>35570865
Mine let out a humongous fart the other night. Got up to take a piss and got back in the bed then she just unloads on my dick. We both thought it was funny when I told her about it

>>35570496
I hear a whole food plant based diet significantly lessens most gross girl body inconveniences.

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>>35570427
do you want the truth ?..

Ready ?.....

Every time I fuck a bitch in the ass I pop out and smack them (not hard, but enough to make it seem slightly frightening and VERY demeaning) and tell them "FART, BITCH" and they gasp and make a defeat noise of shame, then I make them do it over and over and over again... I plop in and out and force air into their gaping shithole and after a while, it's worse than punching them in the face, they just give in and become a worn out FART machine until I empty my nuts in their colon and finally make them FART my load out

I'm not joking

They love it

They LIVE being treated like that

I do it to my wife every time

I turn their fartbox into a public bustop...

A punching bag

A legitimate whoopie cushion

And as I do it, I pull their asscheeks apart, or even more humiliating, make THEM reach back and pull their asshole wide open while I take pics and videos, telling them to make it FART or I'll hit them in the back of the head again....

THATS why girls exist

>no stinky fluffs gf

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If I ever got a gf, how would I get her to fart?

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tfw brap gf

>>35575849

>to my surprise

What the fuck was she expecting

James Joyce pls go

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>>35575926

idk man but im not complaining

>>35575849
>>35576042

She can't possibly enjoy this

>>35576042

Ever taken a blast straight to the dome?

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>>35576090

she does she farts when she comes and likes how it's dirty

>>35576102

yeah it's a little much though because hers are really stinky. I like getting dutch ovened tho.

>>35576185
her descriptive writing leaves much to be desired

its funny how she just repeats the same things and it gets you going

but good for you if thats what you enjoy

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>>35576230

well these are spread out over a period of months

and yeah i do like hearing the same stuff. even her saying the word "fart" in her voice turns me on.

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robert crumb was down with the BRAP

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how does one acquire a brap bf/gf ?

>>35576590

get a gf

tell them it's ok to fart around you

then tell them you like it

then tell them you REALLY like it

give them oral every time they fart then after a while they will associate farting with pleasure (srs)

tell them to not hold back during sex and let them rip

>>35576551

It seemed like sex back in the 70's was a lot less about social status (having sex to prove you're an "alpha" or a "proud slut" or something) and more about body exploration and pleasure.

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BRAAAAAAAAPP
BBRAPP

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

PLBLPTHPLTBPLTHPLTPHL


BRAP

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>>35576810

can you imagine the patchouli braps that were getting dropped in the 70s by cuties stinking up their bell bottoms

>>35576892
do you ever lock lips with her anus and take in her farts that way?

>>35576919

Nah, that's too much for me. My favorite is to get them ripped on my dick - i like the vibrations, and then have the smell waft up from under the covers. Then we pull the covers over our heads and kiss and giggle while she strokes my cock.

>>35570427

I'm a fart expert. In my experience, women don't fart as often as men but their farts are stinkier. The worst farts of all are when you're in the shower and you fart. The gas gets concentrated and it makes it smell more. Everyone go try this little experiment next time you shower, just take a normal shower and then fart near the end of it. It'll smell real bad.

>>35576955
>Nah, that's too much for me
you're not a real fart lover

stick your nose into her anus and let her exhale into you

>>35576892
>>35576955

This cant be fucking real

I honestly think that you just made a second fb and are just samefagging for shits and giggles

>>35576984
it's cuz of the humid air. I remember reading that humidity in the air increases our ability to detect smells. so the fart is the same power as always, you can just smell it more accurately.

>>35576985

oh ive taken them directly to the nose, just not the mouth

the thing about nose farts is that it's much stinkier but for a briefer time. if you take it all at once. see, you're a greedy pleb, I'm a true refined brap connoisseur: i like to waft it gently for minutes on end.

>>35576715
wouldn't most people be turned off at the idea? it's probably much easier to just get a brap partner out the gate

>>35577007

is it so hard to believe that

A) People like BRAP

and

B) people in relationships do things for one another that they like

i suspect you're a fellow brap fan just looking for me to post vids as "proof" but it aint gonna happen fella

>>35577021
you love her anus tho, right? you give it kisses and make out with it?

>>35577046

well when dating you get a feel for girls that are more chill about that stuff

my current brapfu told me early on that her braps were either loud and smelly or quiet and deadly; that they never didn't stink. she thought dutch ovens were funny and was proud of her braping ability. that's how i knew i had found a keeper.

>>35577062

of course. she's got a nice lightly hairy butt.

>>35577049

No dude, i always thought braaap was just a shitty meme. I didnt think it existed outside of porn and memes

>>35577103

why would porn of it exist if there was no market for it?

we're out there. hundreds, even thousands of brap fans.

>>35577134

I knew there wer men who are interested in it, maybe some women who put up with it, but i didnt think that there were any women who actually liked it.

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>>35575056
I knew this thread would be full of autism, but this is something else.

>>35570427
Girls don't fart you dip shit

>>35577169

the truth is there really aren't any women who are actually INTO brap. maybe like one or two out in the world

but there are a lot of women who are cool with brap, and will do it for you, and over time they will start to associate it with pleasure and have fun with it. there are women who are into butt stuff, humiliation or domination depending on how you approach your brap style, who like being dirty, etc. etc. There are many paths to the brap.

my own brapfu told me "Farting doesn't turn me on specifically, but it makes me think of you and what it does to you [moaning, etc.], and that gets me horny"

just the other day she told me she brapped hard when i wasn't around and got turned on because she started thinking of what would have happened if i was there

that's good enough for me

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>>35577200

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>Ahhh, I've been holding that one in for an hour! Sheesh, can someone crack a window? That one was stin-kee!~

>>35577362
You're not a girl you're on 4chan

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>>35577393

*PARRRRP*

>I'm sorry, anon, could you say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my stinky gas~

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>>35576551
>>35576810

After a little research, it seems that I may have been sorely mistaken.

>>35577800

>prehistoric redpill

>>35577242

Are there actually girls who like domination? Im not into braap but heavily into femdom, and a thing that really gets me rock hard is when she geniunely enjoys dominating guys, not just catering to a guys tastes or making him happy.

>>35577900

of course there are, are you seriously asking?

>>35575056
What's your success rate with this technique, senpai?

>>35573519
Are you really female and not a fetishist? You're giving off vibes here.

>>35577242
That last part is pretty meta

>>35578237

Im seriously asking. All these things that you seem to take for granted seem to be nonexistant irl. Every girl i have ever known wanted a dominant guy to submit to.

Even on the internet they are either roleplayers or women who are obese, 40 years old or ugly (usually a combination of them) and try to get better looking guys by pretending to be into femdom.

>>35575849
your gf is a really bad writer

>>35579480

you might be surprised to learn this but i dont care im just fapping to farts bro what do you want from me

>>35579292
It's not as common as dirt but there are girls who get really horny from domming, foot fetishes, piss, farts, most will like the standard hair pull and the actual kinky ones are real

>>35577174
>>35578522

the dude is our resident methhead

>>35575056
fuckin lost

>>35580638

How do i find one? Cant seem to see any irl. I get that they wont openly talk about it but even more assertive girls i know end up being the submissive party in a relationship

>>35570427
the anklet is a nice touch

>>35570427
Never. Girls don't fart.

>>35570427
How often do shit threads pop up?

as often as you do i guess

>>35577100
Show us, anon

THIS COMMENT WAS ORIGINAL LMAO