I have a tall chad little brother with a beard

>>35564522
Do you have any unbrotherly feelings towards him?

>>35564534
No that's fucking disgusting and degenerate lewd. It's just unfair that he is so manly and I've been called girly by chicks! >.<

>>35564544
You're gay. Why do you care what they say?

>>35564568
They were my friends. I'm still a guy. I don't want to here about my small hands or lack of body hair.

18 years old at 6'4 here.

My brother is about 6'1 but is 32 (mom had him very young).

I remember being about 5 or 6 years old, and my brother was running around the house and garden with me on his shoulders. Back then he was about the same height he is now but at the time he seemed like the tallest person ever to me. Obviously he isn't that tall, but growing up I always thought that he was huge.

18 years old at 6'4 here.

My brother is about 6'1 but is 32 (mom had him very young).

I remember being about 4 or 5 years old, and my brother was running around the house and garden with me on his shoulders. Back then he was about the same height he is now but at the time he seemed like the tallest person ever to me. Obviously he isn't that tall, but growing up I always thought that he was huge.

>>35564653
My mom had me at 25. My brother is average-ish in my family. My dad is 6'1" my grandpa 6'3. My mom is like 5'5" and I'm 5'10"

There is only one option hermano:

become a trap

>>35564522
Me
>29
>average height
>average looks (maybe slightly above on a good day and in a good lighting)
>robot

Brother
>27
>above average height
>above average looks
>Chad

>>35564707

You seem to have gotten off alright, considering the height of your mom.

I know it might suck that you're the shorter brother, but you'll always be able to reap the benefits of being the older brother.

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>>35564581
>I don't want to here about my small hands

It seems like you wouldn't want to HEAR about it

>>35564522
I'm 21, and my 19 year old brother is taller, stronger, and more sociable than I am.

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>>35564739
I dont think I could pass to tall and too masc
>pic related...
>>35564754
I feel it bro
>>35564761
ya it definitely could have been worse
>>35564803
fuck me freddy, I made a mistake

>>35564844

Shave that unibrow and you'll be golden.

>>35564948
I normally do

>>35564948
>shave
He should pluck it

>>35564989

Plucking can be quite time consuming and tends to leave a large red mark around the area that I pluck.

Normally I just swipe the razor once across the unibrow area right after shaving my face and it works just fine.

>>35564844
You're good looking dude.

Good Jawline.
Good nose.
Nice Eyes.

You should be out fucking, not on here with us ugly cunts.

>>35565074
B-but I'm a borderline sperg with anxiety. And I have no confidence from gay...
>>35564989
B-but thats girly anon.
>>35565028
thats what I normaly do

>>35564844
BE MY BF RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEE
pls

>>35565028
>>35565129
The stubble regrowth of shaving looks bad though
If you pluck your eyebrows enough, they eventually stop growing back for the most part

>>35565169
my kik is madaogo
kik rhymes with dik
>>35565181
I guess I could try

>>35564522


This this anon >>35565074 said.

There's nothing wrong with you, fellow gaybot. You just need to get out more and meet some other like-minded homos.

>>35565129
>B-but I'm a borderline sperg with anxiety. And I have no confidence from gay...

A shy, good looking twink like you could be getting dick every night if he wanted. Just get out there. Faggots will think that they've died and gone to queer heaven when they see you.

>>35564544
>is a feminine flaming homosexual
>complains about calling a feminine flaming homosexual

>>35565313
I was sexually abused by my father as a kid. I am almost afraid of sexual contact.
>>35565346
B-baka

>>35565358

unf........most severe daddy issues. just my type.

>>35565395
o///o s-stop complimenting me it makes me flustered

>>35565445
pIease post your boipucci immediately

>>35565503
this pls.

originanal

>>35565531
That's a very nice anus you have, big boy

>>35565531

I could spend all afternoon in there.

>>35564844
you look south african

>>35564844
>chadlet posts face pic
>>35565169
>thirsty fembot / fag takes the bait
>>35565194
>chad instantly posts contact info

And that is how /soc/ chads are getting pussy on here

>>35565626
I don't go on /soc/ I'm legitimately an awkward NEET

>>35565626
dont think he's into pussy tho

Check please is pretty good, I forget did it end or go on break or what

>>35565711
vaginas look super gross imo.
>>35565760
I think its updating again... not sure though.

>>35565771
>vaginas look super gross imo
That's because they're objectively disgusting bby

>>35565803
Then why do str8 guys want to fuck them? Even gross man butts look better.

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>>35565854
straight boys are dumb desu

>>35565874
is that a girl (female) or a girl (male)?
my gut says trap

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>>35565880
girl (female) as far as i know

>>35565854
Cause straightfags are dumb as hell

>>35565897
She kind of has tranny hands and a dude hairline DESU
>>35566005
I don't get them

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>>35566030
bro her fringe is down wtf you on about hairline?

>>35566106
look wear it parts. it looks pretty far back... or 4chan has made me paranoid about traps...

>>35566113
I dunno man. I'm kinda getting lesbo vibes

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>>35566113
nah, youre overthinking.
it looks like her crown desu and her parting just goes really far back
be hopeful anon :) unless you wanted her to be male...

>>35566136
not into that. I'm the faggier of the two guys in my imaginary relationships my crippling crushes on straight friends that hurt bad

>>35566194
Just turn them gay bro

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>>35566194
suck their dicks. they'll appreciate it

>>35566213
>>35566213
They have gfs... and once they have gfs they barely talk to me and I just shitpost on 4chan and fap q.q
>>35566248
That's lewd anon! I'm still pure!

>>35566270
>I'm still pure
Not if I have anything to say about it

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>>35566270
hey bitch
whats up bitch
suck my dick bitch

...lemme talk to you

I posted my kik anon...