>Anon, you look exactly like [insert unattractive male celebrity]!

File: IMG_0242.png (7KB, 225x224px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x224px

>Anon, you look like Danny Devito

File: 1486474090823.jpg (408KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 3264x2448px

>Anon, you look like Keanu Reeves

>>35564021
I got that too
oregano II

File: 1305592513081.jpg (10KB, 118x114px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 118x114px

But you do realize that those "unattractive" celebrities make a lot of money and have women throwing themselves at them because of their high status right? So don't think of it like an insult.

>Anon you look like Jake Gyllenhaal

Lol

>>35563994
I've been compared to ugly and attractive celebrities. it's offensive either way. It's funny when I do it because I'm usually roasting somebody.

>>35564056
They're not being generally likened to someone successful including their positive traits, they're specifically having their appearance likened.

>>35564056

It's an insult because these anons don't have a lot of money or status. C'mon anon, think for a goddamn second.

File: 1480352760508.jpg (204KB, 900x973px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 900x973px

>dude you totally look like Kylo Ren when he takes off the mask

File: 1488604937952.jpg (8KB, 209x249px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 209x249px

>>35563994
> you look like Chris pratt!
Thanks mom

File: image.jpg (35KB, 512x287px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 512x287px

> bunch of old ladies want to take thier photo with me at work
> because I "look exactly like Johnny Depp"
> in Willy Wonka

I have blonde curly hair and pretty tanned skin. I honestly have no idea what they saw as a resemblance. Maybe they meant Gene Wilder and got confused, but I still don't look like him at all.

>>35564231

What's up coconut head

>>35563994
>you look exactly like [insert unattractive male celebrity]
I've had this happen and I'm female

>>35563994
I am Canadian and I got Justin Trudeau. And after that she asked if I got that "compliment" before. Jesus...

I think the only time I've been compared to a celebrity it was the bazinga guy off the big bang theory.

>>35564279

Do you also go around and tell people that if you kill your enemies they win, faggot???

>>35564279
he's handsome you sperg

File: t6903d0_698dea_roesler_Narrkappe.jpg (77KB, 838x559px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 838x559px

>Silvester Stallone
>Philipp Roesler

I went to Asia once and they said I look like spider man.

They didn't know who the fuck Toby Mcguire or Andrew Garfield were but it was just after the new ones came out so I assume Garfield.

>>35563994
>I already know I'm ugly. Anything else you want to point out while you're at it?

Basically my response every time. Then watch as they try backpedal and tell you you aren't ugly so that they don't look like assholes in front of their friends.

>>35564166

DATE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW ANON

>>35563994
Anon, ust a tip: there is no such thing as unnatractive male celebrity, at least when it comes to women opinion. The guy might not be the peak of body performance, or have the prettiest face, but believe me, any girl would hit'em, and some would hit you just to imagine that they are hitting them.

I've been likened to Ted Kacszynski and Fidel Castro a few times. I don't mind that, they were alpga males, right?

File: 950F9433-9E6F-4569-89EC-EAFABB4AA01F-1887-0000015562EC1542.png (303KB, 550x440px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 550x440px

People always tell me I look like a spitting image of pic related, and when I speak they say I sound exactly like Seth Rogen.

Idk if people are trying to be nice or underhandedly insulting me with every comparison

>>35564021
>>35564052
>implying that looking like Keanu Reeves is bad thing

>>35564496
Nevermind, just read the rest of the thread and most of these "ugly" celebrities are normal or attractive looking. Y'all are just humble bragging. Fuck off.

File: PicsArt_03-03-11.39.01.jpg (41KB, 540x535px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 540x535px

>>35564400
Girls are grodey

> rupert grint

:) end me now :)

I've been told I look like Benedict Cumberbatch before. Wasn't sure if it was a compliment or an insult.

File: download (1).png (6KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 205x246px

>>35563994
> anon, you look like fat Drew Carey

>>35564929
>>35564929

Thanks for making me laugh robofam.

>Drew Carey has probably got hotter pussy than anyone on this board.

File: patton-oswalt-in-una-scena-di-big-fan-128625.jpg (72KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 800x450px

>Anon, you look just like Patton Oswalt.

I've been told Taylor Lautner and Bruno Mars. The Mars one more than once, but here's the kicker I don't look like either of them what the fuck.

>>35563994
Ashton Kutcher, I don't find him handsome
And the girls saying this were a younger sister of a friend and her friends, which made me insult them in defense, to kill the vibe.

File: IMG_0345.jpg (24KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 300x300px

>>35563994
>Be hapa at grocery store
>60 year old lady
>"you remind me of Julian Lennon"

>>35564021
I also get that. I don't see it though. Or the Julian Lennon

>>35564056
Dumbest post I've read on this site in a long time. Impressive.

>>35564529
>ya'll
Hang yourself