>no gf to give me prostate massages

>no bf to give me back rubs

>>35563972
>no bf to give back rubs

>>35563972
you can just get a friend to do that

my friends called me a faggot when I asked them to finger my ass

>>35563987
You can use a dildo. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>35564007
it's not the same, I like the lack of control on my part

>>35564020
Then use the vibrator with a built-in randomizer.

>>35563972
>no bf to give me back rubs
pls b in brisbane

>>35563972
please be in england

oregano

>>35563941
Serious question...I'll give backrubs all day long. Is that an acceptable trade for a finger up my ass while youre blowing me?

>>35565972
you shouldn't be looking at relationships as business transactions

find a girl who WANTS to play with your asshole

>>35564585
>>35564639
I wish I could clone myself and send my clones to you

>>35566066
just send yourself to me baby

>>35563941
I got messaged first by a woman on Tinder looking specifically to do that. But I get bored after a minute and already have a bf, so nothing happened.

>>35566104
>a woman on Tinder looking specifically to do that
I love this girl.

>>35566074
In a box. And you'll try to open it with a knife and break my scull, like in this song by Velvet Underground.
No, I'd rather not.