what was your nickname in hs/college etc.? "Alien" here

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>>35563327
Casanova, totally not a normie chad here :^)

Pickledick. My last name is Pekel.

Pineappleman here.

>>35563327
Goomba here.

many names
something like psycho
even in elementary school
which was odd, since i wss friendly to everyone and everything
i didnt want to kill insects since i was told that every life is precious

Everyone thought my name was "joe"

It wasn't, and isn't even close to my name.

>having a nickname
I'm too much of a boring background character for that

Do not fear, W is here.

Lord Farquaad, reporting in.

>>35563327
corpse
because I was, and still am deathly pale with huge bags under my eyes

Everyone called me "ugly".

not me but I had a friend who was genuinely called "penis"

>>35563680
also I was occasionally called "hair"

>>35563327
Every version of "fatso".
Fuck my parents.

Kassandra

"officer red trousers"

young thug

ori

hammerhead

Thor

I had long hair and was 6'3 in High School.

>>35563327
the loser

The magician and the gentleman

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>>35563327
Gyuhehehehe, people have nicknames in hs/college? What normieopolis do you guys frequent.

"second name"

or

"hey you"

>>35563327
Alien here too

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>>35563327

As a kid, Casper.
I'm pale, very pale, and I had anemia as a kid, so I was ghostly white.

Growing up, ''The Bad'', cause there was a girl with my same name and surname, so they had to differentiate us. She was The Good, I was The Bad.

Then came the goth phase, so the usual ''Manson'', Panda'', ''Vampire'', ''Satanic'' (It was a catholic school and, let's be honest, they weren't the brightest kids)

Now,in college, most people simply use ''Mad Max''. When I asked about the nickname a friend told me that someone said that I looked crazy enough to appear in a Mad Max movie, and it stick.

I kind of like it, Mad Max. Some go overboard and say the full title, Mad Max Road Warrior, but eh, that's kind of dumb.

>>35563327
Heretic, autist, son of a bitch.
And could you stop spamming photos from teens partys ?

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The called me Massamoord(Mass Murder) because I once made a jokey pamphlet that laid out the plans of some school party and I ended it with mass murder at 5pm.

goth kid

>>35563951
elaborate further pls

>>35563327
Mine was Jesus in high school because I had long hair and was the only one with a full beard.
I also had Chewbacca for the same reason.

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Basically this >>35563488
Nobody cared enough about me to give me one

>>35564165
I told a friend jokingly that a girl would slip and fall down the stairs, and a second later she did. Broke both her arms.
Hence Kassandra, because clairvoyance.

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>that creepy guy
Just fuck my shit up

In school it was JJ or Juice. In university it was Puzzles.

Nigger. And I am white.

>>35564076
"Snow white" , i have extremly pale skin too

>>35563327
>Highschool
Last name
>College
Big guy

It's really sad that I graduated before TDKR came out.

My research friends
>Celery

Mates
>Ninja

I've only ever gotten a nickname once and it was recently, this one guy I hang out with every once in a while calls me "Sleepy Pete" because I'm always tired

it's actually just depression but sometimes I really am just tired

Charles darwin reporting in

>>35563327
"Who is that guy?"
Pretty long nickname I know.

I never got a nickname reeeeeeeeeeee

RJ Berger.

I have 12.5 inch dick. Still a kissless virgin, so no need to be jealous.

Blossom and/or Babs.

>>35563327
Mimin.
Kinda liked it , tho.

>>35564076
>>35564976
I have albinism, and heard all of these and then some.
"Chicken Little" was the go to as a kid because I was short and pale; but after I grew, I was mostly just known as "whitey".

Louie, as in Louie Anderson, I was fat in primary school

Gorilla

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

This fucking board is SHIT

>>35563327
None, people just called me by my first name

>>35565005
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>>35565005

I've been called "vietnam" by some friends because "I have a thousand yard stare", but mainly a whole fucking smorgasbord of height-related nicknames because I'm a manlet.

>bird

I have skinny legs

>>35563327
Dale Winton here

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Austin(as in Austin Powers)
In highschool, there were only 3 guys in our class, me included, so we fucked around all the time and did other gay shit.One day our class got cancelled so we just watched a movie(as you may have already guessed it was Austin Powers, not sure which one tho).I was growing my hair out at that time and was wearing glasses and I jokingly said that I kinda look like him. Classmate overinflated it and it kinda stuck with me I guess. First I hated it then I kinda got used to it.

>>35563327
>went to college when 2ds first came out and all the nerds recognized each other by mii
I'm not even a huge Nintendo fan, but that was comfy af.

>>35563327

They called me The Dicksuckster

>>35563327
"Nazi", guess why

not hs but in elementary people called me Goofy because I had a snaggletooth that was really obvious
it eventually got so bad that i nearly went into autistic fits of rage whenever someone called me that
My teeth are fine now but people who used to know me still call me that sometimes

>>35563740

Your fault, lardo

Niggerdeath
Killed a few niggzz in hs and got away with it

>>35563327
Penguin because of the way I walked
I wasn't exactly the skinniest and one of my legs are shorter than the other. So I wobbled embarassingly.
High school was a lonely time

Bazooka joe here.
At work they call me serial killer

>>35565328
How'd you get that one?

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>>35563327
Everyone called me by my full name in every instance and it irritated the fuck out of me. For example, if you're name was Andrew Williams, no one would call you just Andrew, but Andrew Williams, no matter what. Everyone would call me by my full fucking name because "It just flows from the tongue". I hated it because making friends when I was younger required myself to make a personal connection with people, yet no one could feel a connection to me since everyone was always using an non-personal name towards me. It affected how other's perceived me, always as some fucking movie star background character that everyone knew, but no one wanted to know. I could never get close to anyone, stuck in this horrible fucking zone of "oh that's "Andrew Williams" and not just Andrew or anyone's friend.

>>35565912
HAHAHHAHAH HE UNIRONICALLY VIRGIN WALKED

>>35566059
You can't even use your/you're properly. I wouldn't want to be your friend either. Look at how upset it made you.

I remember there was a kid named Thien in my year. Everyone, literally, kicked the shit out of him at recess and lunch because he thought he could act like Michael Jackson. I literally had my girlfriend kick him on the floor because he was a fag.

You sound like him. You should be kicked too.

my first name rhymes with balls, my surname rhymes with ass and fart so usually one of those. for a time my nickname was my regular name but people would shout it because I would zone out and often fell asleep in class. now my friends call me BC because I'm bad at vidya. just you wait till I get my ADD prescription. I'll check all y'all weak ass niggas.

>>35564181
I knew someome nicknamed Jesus bc of his long hair. It was super awkward when someone called him like this. And then he cutted his hair

Steve. Don't ask.

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>>35566059
Sorry Andy Pandy, I'll remember not to call you that next time.

harry potter

cause i look like harry potter

Craterface

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>>35563327
"Poland"
im not from poland, tho

Wiggles

>>35566742
That was mine too .
Wtf.
Once a substute teacher red my surname like that and from then on I was Poland.

didnt have one, well actually one and only one person called me stanley because my english teacher in junior year really didnt give a shit what anyones name was so he just looked at me and called me stanley actually i also remember 2 girls called me Big Daddy Earl, i showed them my license once and they saw my middle name was Earl, not sure where the big daddy part came from though.

>>35563327
Usually they'd call me by the last name of a famous person with my name. Ex: if my name were nick they'd call me copernicus or something.

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in high school it was either "bun" or "pigtails"

>>35566980
ayy I was Tarantino

>get nicknamed freddy kugar by some uppity nigger in hs
>always minded my own idk why i always have to get picked on
>2 months later said nigger gets stabbed to death at a party by rival gang members
>my sides when

Rest in piss

>>35563450
A lot of people thought my name was Andrew

Chucky, milky, chuck ugly fuck

>>35566997
just finished watching this episode, stop stalking me pls

also chinatsu is worst girl

>>35563327
Big Rich/Big Dick

>Live in Scotland where everybody's nickname is just their last name with a "y" at the end
>Was called "Clifty" by some of my friends for most of highschool
Pretty fucking boring to be honest

Fat
Fattie

>>35563327
They called me limp in college, it was either for limp dick or limp wrist. Neither were kind. I thought it would be different in college but the truth is normies are cruel at any age.

Elvis. I had a big head and a weird hairstyle. Still do 10 years later.

>>35563327
Meteorhead
Gianthead
Mammothhead
3-Meter-Head
UFO-Skull

Ossieeeeee ossie ossie ossie

I had friends back then.

>>35563327
Bear

I liked this nickname

They didnt even bother nicknaming me. I was literally "you know who", the unspeakable, disgusting creature below them

>>35563327
Exponents.
Baby teeth didn't come out so my adult teeth came out on top

>>35563327
HS I'm called "nate the great"
College no one talks to me.

>>35563327
"Priest" because I listen to Judas Priest a lot and people say I look like an orthodox priest when I grow my beard.

watchman
I used to be the night guard for my uni hostel during summer break

"Doublemint Dave", because I always gave everyone doublemint gum

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>>35567703
Pictures, anon.
>>35563327
Not a native English speaker but I'll translate:
>fatty, chubster, hamplanet, tubby, man boobs, man the harpoons, biggums, meatball, munchies, blob, lard, porky and mcdonalds, because i was a fat fuck
>darkness or coal miner, because i dressed black
>>35567768
Also this for the most part.

College is a scam.
In high school everyone called me Fish

>>35567819
>HS I'm called "nate the great"
>College no one talks to me.
Reminds me of this lanky autismo that i used to go to college with.He was outgoing and shit but just pissed everyone off and nobody liked him.
Sort yourself out cunt

I didnt talk to people so I have no idea

sprint because I ran fast

>>35564126
dutch or belgian?

>>35567981
Dutch.

Origineel commentaar

>>35563327

>vortex

Pretty gud
Can't complain

>>35568005
Belgian here, Hello!

>>35567936
Not even a cunt to anybody. All I do is go to class and go home. I live off campus so I don't have a chance to talk to people

>>35568039
Hey man, how you doing? Where do you live?

>>35568075
Near Antwerp, im doing awesome. What about you ?

>>35568105
>Noord-Oost Friesland

>I'm fine, life sucks but I'm used to it

NEET, unifag or wagie?

>>35563327
Abu el-sos.

No one even knew I existed. It's weird how being lonely gives you invisibility through people wanting to ignore you out of awkwardness.

I'd either sit in the library or walk the perimeter of the campus. People would know but lower their heads or look away.

It's like being an alcoholic (something I've never been, but I like to read alcoholic forums). You think you're hiding it in the public place, but people know, they just don't say anything.

>>35568145
1 of my close friends has a friesland dude as his friend, awesome guy. Im a neet going to college once a week, WBU and why does ur life sucks?

UT, it stood for "Ugly Thor."

When I started high school my coach called me Thor because I had long, blond hair. My teammates didn't think it was accurate and called me Ugly Thor. The coaches didn't like calling a kid ugly so they just cut it down to UT.

>implying I have any human contact in college to even have a nickname among a group

>>35568204
>I'm still a NEET w/ no plans of going to college
>Depressed
>slowly gaining weight
>trying to exercise but at times just too lazy

>other than that I feel decently fine, try to get out more
>mentally pretty stable
>trying to read more and eat better

I moved to a spic school and because i was fat and white people called me "Bobby" from king of the Hill. Thankfully I liked the show and it made me laugh when people would say it

>>35567884
Kek. And i was Dan the Mint Man

>>35563327
Dos or Mac,
Good friends with another guy called Josh and we hung out a lot so we had to differentiate. Dad was also called Mac which was the reason behind that one. But mainly Dos.

Vamp, vampire.
>Fuck these pale skin and long canine genes

>>35568210
Are you from denmark?

>>35568246
I was 122kg 7 months ago, hit the gym 3 times a week and care about what you eat. Losing weight is easy, change ur life man theres still hope!

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>>35563327
Otter or Squid

I was in the swimming team but the reason they called me squid was I was flirting with multiple girls therefore "holding them around with my tentacles".

>>35568247
From the same school, there was a fat spic that we would all call "Pinhead Larry" and "Dolphin head" on account of his strange cone-shaped cranium.

And there was yet another girl with the name "Hammerhead Thumbs" because she had really wide, stubby thumbs. Her thumbnails were in widescreen basically.

>>35568302
I'm too autistic to go to the gym, I train at home. Currently at 101kg.

Thanks for the hope, Antwerp-Anon.

>>35563978
This is my nickname at work because I get drunk a lot and do stupid shit and everybody is at least six years older than me

Nickname in high school was "Clean Mike" because I am named Mike and was clean shaven, polite and quiet and hung out with a greasy looking, bearded shady Mike people called "Dirty Mike"

>>35568345
how can you be too autistic to go to the gym, most people who care about working out dont pay attention to any1 but themselves and the ones who do care about others end up failing after a month. but working out at home is a good start, its how i started

>>35563327
I went to a he in the Dominican Republic. They would call me and my twin bro "the twin towers" because we were both 6'2 at the time, taller than anyone in our class.

>>35568422

>how can you be too autistic to go to the gym
Assburgers and I'm afraid I don't know what I'm doing. Also I don't like exercising with other people, that's the main issue

>>35568432
>he

I mean hs obviously. I go to college in the US, most people just call me "Joe" or "Twin".

>>35568456
You'd be suprised howmany people help you out when they see your doing the exercise wrong,

The HELMET.

Before that, in grade school, it was "cat killer".
(I love cats and despite animal cruelty, just was that kid in black clothes voted most likely to go on a mass killing spree.)

>>35563327
Growing up my nickname was faggot

>>35568527
Dude, I can barely stand people normally and I don't see them doing that. I am also quite embarrassed easily.

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DJ Sweaty Sweats.

>>35568563
I recommend you to start small and try to build it up from there, be strong anon

Jesus. Because I have long hair ,and also because one day the chads were trying to talk to me, and they notice i keep looking at their facial features. They thought Im reading their fate or some shit but i was just kinda staring at their hammer chins. "Look at my fate anon" , i play along cuz im autistic , stare into his eyes, a capilar in his eye pops , his eye is pretty bloody, they all think i did it on purpose .
>Tfw the chads are 80 iq chimps with equivalent strength
>Tfw they think Jesus was a wizard

Log as in a wood log. The kids back then used to play this thing where they would sneak behind you and hip trust you, like a sex hip trust, while moaning very loudly. Since I was the nerdy kid, they decided that would be fun if they shoved a huge wood log on my ass.
The nickname only stopped after I changed school.

>>35563327
Christopher Coke

>>35563327
People call me Clark Kent

They called me "boss" for some reason I'll never understand

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>>35563327
On High School they used to call me "Dementor", because some of the students said that whenever they were near me, they felt sad and depressed.

They called me "leaky"

a shortened version of my last name. Obviously not gonna post the real one here, but for example if my name was "Pinehill", the last name would have been "Piney"

>>35563327
Fergy

I like it

Vermin

Because i liked Rats, have messy hair and always wear a dark hoodie with the sleeves rolled up. my shit posture and big nose probably doesn't help

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It's not really a nickname, but everyone's always called me Lia. I don't remember anyone ever using my last name or a variation on it. I was always just Lia.

>>35563327
I was called "School shooter" Even though I was kinda attractive, had 5 different girlfriends, And was friends with everyone. Ask one of them why i was a school shooter, and they said since i was the "whitest kid" (I am super pale) and My hair looked like Hitlers hair (I had an undercut before it was popular) Shame now that i am in uni i have 0 friends

>>35563327
"Pretty ricky" because I was a pretty boy. Which sucked because everyone thought I was gay.

" Edward Cullen" "Twilight" or "Dracula" because I'm pale, with black hair and gave "vampire" fangs.

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snorlax

because I slept through classes a lot

e-town or e

>>35563488
>>35564251
My nickname in middle school was literally "Background character." I was really quiet and never went out of my way to stand out to people, but I had just enough acquaintances to get a nickname.

Pepper

I was alright with it

>find out schools admin login
>be called morpheus ever since

Gook and other variations such as:
Gookert
Gookie Pookie

My friends nicknames were also pretty interesting, there was Cast Iron, Library Books, and Scenic.

"Limitless"
dont even ask

>>35564912
^
sfdsjkl;sjdlkf

I got nicknamed "Crow" in late high school. Just because I have black hair.
I didn't mind, crows are cool.

Faggot, nearly everyone called me faggot

People who knew of me: my last name

People who I some what spoke with: my first name

Close friends: fuckface, shithead, cunt or usually just my middle name

Tarzan, Jesus and other long hair related names. Then I shaved my head and got swole so people called johnny sins and toretto.
Never pulled any pussy tho.

Virgin

And this started when I was about 11 all the way through to 18.