HOW DO I GET THE SUCC???

>>35562432
Have a fat 7 inch penis and huge muscles.

>>35562488
fpbp

oregano origamiu

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Just be yourself bro, it's that simple

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>>35562488
>7.5 inch
>no muscles
will my penis forever stay redundant??

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>>35562590
You don't need muscles anon, just be yourself

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>>35562432
By more frog posting, no doubt.

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>>35562590
>7.5 inch
You're life is literally on easy-mode. did daddy take your porshe and cut your allowance too? Go cry to your hundreds of friends, you normie fuck.

>>35562432
Have to put in the work for what you want. I got a 40ish minute succ today whilst watching weird ninja hentai on my phone. A lot of girls seem to like giving the succ so it's not impossible at all.

I was a regular here in 2013 back when I was full handholdless Virgo. 2014 I became a full beta mode orbiter but ended up with a gf at the time (different gf currently) so I didn't feel the need to come here anymore.

My point is just that, a few years ago I was one of you, then I put in some work and left. That's how you can get the succ.

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>buy a fleshlight
>get a vacuum cleaner that has multiple power settings
>drill a hole to the fleshlights bottom
>tape it to the vacuum cleaners hose
>lube the fleshlight, start the vacuum cleaner in LOW power
>stick your dick in

>>35562432
>pull down your pants
>get a erection
It's literally that easy. For you I mean.

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>>35562670
>>35562859
>>35562924
how do I put in the "work"??