Can we have a CWC thread?

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He looks pretty normal compared to the models featured in the CWCLife magazine

>>35561151
Leave the boy err girl alone s/he's been thru enough courtesy of you fags

>>35561211
Sorry, forgot to post link

https://sonichu.com/

CWC or Chris Chan is an autistic manchild and quite possibly the most recorded person in the history of the world.

What will happen to Chris when Barb dies?

>>35561151
honestly look up to him
>tfw just normal enough to have some self awareness, and thus never start work on my own autism comic

did the taint wound do him in yet?

>>35561305
Pretty sure Chris will somehow wind up homeless near the end of his life. Maybe some program or government thing will help him keep an apartment since he's capable enough to drive and everything.

His reaction to Barb dying may be the last interesting thing he does. He's been boring for years now and is just existing. To be fair he does have a right by now to be paranoid of trolls.

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>>35561151
Not too much going on as of late.

Last I saw he was selling (likely Bob's) stamp collection via eBay from a post on Facebook he made.

>>35561305
Apart from the Un-clit, this is the most notable future chapter of CWC that is yet to unfold.

My money is that he remains at 14 Branchland for a few months but is eventually, forcibly removed after both the money he can get out of his mother's death and any sort of fundraising he does online runs out and is eventually forced out of that hell hole. The animal inhabitants have an even more uncertain future, since obviously he cannot take care of them.

>>35561950
Apparently not, he's been posting on Facebook, so he's not dead (as of like 2-6 weeks ago [I cannot recall])

>>35562018
I think Barb dying will cause a new chapter of drama, but I don't think it will lead to him becoming homeless _immediately.

As I said above, I think it would result in him collecting some money from her death, then putting out a whole slew of new internet begging (possibly with selling off some of his Sonichu shit), and possibly trying to get a larger tug boat per month.

I think we might encounter a CWC that could possibly accept residence with some seemingly helpful anon (who will obviously be doing it for lulz) in order to keep from living on the street or in an institution.

Strange times for CWC, regardless. I think these slow times for him are about to turn into very entertaining times for us, though.

>tfw no Sonichu medallion

>>35562168
You may be right. Chris might be able to sell the house and move into a cheap apartment if he so chooses after Barb passes away.

>very entertaining
Chris has been nothing but a sad, sad story for a while. The people laughing at him aren't as innocent as they like to feign. People have recorded him in real life like weirdos and that sort of thing. He's a tale of avarice, laziness, and autism and it's going to end sooner than later.

inb4 Chris winds up in prison because he can't behave without Barb holding his leash

>>35562230
I don't think he'll sell the house, rather, I think Barb likely has some sort of life insurance which he can collect.

Instead of either paying off the house or setting money aside for taxes/utilities/etc..., he'll blow it on video games and porn.

Chris has always been entertaining because of how narcissistic he has behaved regardless of his downfalls, as such, I have no pitty or empathy for him.

I doubt he would end up in prison, as proven by his historical resistance to the law - at least the system pitties him and hasn't charged him since with the many crimes he has committed.

A huge shocker would be a return of Megan. I would pay to see that shit.

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>>35561151
>CWC was discovered 10 years ago

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I feel nostalgic for old CWC now. 2007-era Chris was a lot different from 2017-era Chris. Things seemed way more innocent and optimistic back then for him and his life.
I guess you could say the same for all of us.

I can't believe he hasn't killed himself yet considering all things

>>35562319
A return to classic-style CWC would be P R I M E though. The transgender/sjw shit isn't funny, it's just boring and annoying as fuck.

>>35562427
I don't think he's self-aware enough to do so.

>>35562442
We're never going back to classic CWC. It isn't 2007 anymore. Bob is dead, Barb has a few years left at most. Megan is gone, along with all of the old trolls. Most of the people from the early/mid 2000s have long since moved on.

>>35562406
>Things seemed way more innocent and optimistic back then for him and his life.
>saying this about the grown man who shoved a personal totem into his booty-hole because an adolescent told him to

wew

>>35562517
That was in 2009.