What's something you can do with a stack of prop money?

>>35560313
Go to a strip club and troll strippers.

>feel gay and dumb

also
DO NOT REMIND ME OF THIS BILL PLEASE.

>>35560313

>Make it rain on the Secret Service agents

i just posted a super personal greentext and yay it went away thanks reactionimg for redirecting me w0w

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whatever its not worth it but basically tl;dr

>I HATE YOU BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!!!
>last week
>male makes a joke about "six million dollar man" but my friend + i don't get it; him and the others think we're 'too young' to understand?
>he cracks another by saying some variation of "which president is on the hundred dollar bill? franklin! except he's not a president! harharhar"
>idgi but i laugh anyway like oh hahahahaha...

>>flash forward 1 min later
>i am now a smartass and want to talk politics and be cultured and politically empress of every1
>"who's your favorite american president?" i proclaim/inquire
>hmm.. i don't know! that's hard to say.
>me: *trying to pick the best and sounding cultured and making him feel wittle* What about Churchhill?
>him: .... what? churchhill? that's not an american president.
>me: yes he is.
>him and my friend combining mana: no.. Churchill was the prime minister of UK.
>NO! he wasn't. HE WAS AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TRUST ME I KNOW.
>them together: now fucking demigorgon status: no... churhchill was the uk prime minister.

>me: btfo
>me: shaking in my boots
>me: thousands of years of history civilization collapsing in my mind as i endure this first meeting humiliation, the beginning of meeting this man and a new relationship and now he seems me as a fucking low IQ plankton brainlet. now how the fuck can i e ver redeem myself i'm not even a US citizen anymore i'm just a fucking dumbass.

friend: covers for me
me: covers for safety and lifejacket
friend and me: joke about having studied other ancient eras for too long, needing to brush up on APUSH ha ha ha ah


FUCKING
I HATE YOU BENJAMINIIIINIIIIIAHHHH!!!!!;______;;;T_______T.

>>35560512
Cute birbs and story

>>35560552
i wishi remembered it word for word or properly but like i think i blocked the memory out of my head from trauma.... brb gona go read the dictionary now...; _ ;

Put it in hobo money cups

>>35560313
find a bunch of pedestrians.
Throw it out into the street as a bunch of cars come
watch normies get run the fuck down
????
profit

>>35560313
Try not to get a felony

>>35560575
/devilish/

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