*5 people start lining up behind you*

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>stuck behind an elderly couple who have no fucking clue how this thing works

Thats why I always get the same thing, vanilla coke. that way i dont spend time having to make a decision

>>35558096
>fumble with the lids
>worry that my hands are too dirty to be touching the lids
>quickly grab straw and go to the register without making eye contact

>>35558096
>nervously waddle out of line and put my hands out in a motion like "here, go ahead" to the person behind me

never seen one irl in my life

>>35558096
>drinking the high fructose jew
just water for me, thanks

>>35558096

better take for ever seeking out the grape flavored mello yello stupid fucking niggers. i hit dr pepper as fast as i can while trying to hide how annoyed i am with that stupid fucking machine

i don't care if people line up behind me

i have basic motor skills and know how to operate this machine

>>35558168
>drinking the chemical "water"

>>35558209

ITS TURNING THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

Fuck those fucking machines.

They mix the shit together and it all comes out of the same fountain.

If you try and get water out of one, it will come out off-color because there's still coke from the last guy's shit in there.

If you try and get ANY drink it comes out tasting funny because it's been contaminated with all the other shit going on in them.

Chicfila and McDonalds have the best fountain sodas, I don't know what they do differently but they both taste better from those places. The freestyle machines make everything taste like shit.

>decide to mix dasani and water
>i get banned

fuck you port of subs!

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>>35558245
Taco Bell has the best Pepsi ever. Just Pepsi. I don't know why or how.

>>35558290

Del Taco's cherry coke is like heaven's manna. I don't know what they do to it but every Del Taco has 11/10 cherry coke.

>>35558124
>stuck behind an elderly couple who have no fucking clue how this thing works

it's like being stuck behind a coupon lady who at the grocery store.... and she whips out a checkbook at the end

>ask for a combo
>get the combo cup
>dont fill it with anything

i just dont want to explain what i want individually, its less scary to say combo 7 please

>>35558333
Intriguing numbers.

>>35558290
The only Taco Bell I go to is a hybrid KFC and there's a retarded lady that works the register and makes me uncomfortable so I generally avoid that place. Plus they take absolutely forever.

If you like Pepsi you need to start drinking the real sugar Pepsis. Tastes fucking great compared to high fructose. It doesn't leave a nasty taste in your mouth, tastes so much smoother and just better in general.

I want to start trying some of the Coke life, it uses real sugar but less than normal. I like to have a flavored drink with a meal but there's so much sugar in regular soft drinks that it's almost unpleasant.

>>35558245
they need to develop a precum-inspired cleansing mechanism for these

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>>35558352

>waits until the cashier tells her the total to dig out the checkbook from her purse
>doesn't have the check pre-filled with the name of the store and the date
>has to ask for the total several times
>has to ask who to make the check out to
JUST SWIPE YOUR GODDAMN CARD
OH WAIT YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW CHIP CARDS WORK
FUCKING OLD PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35558385
I happen to be an expert in Coke and can say that Mexican Coke does taste slightly better but I think they switched over to corn syrup lately, so it might be just a meme now.
Classic Coke is the GOAT Coke and a perfect place to start.
Diet is a mainly a meme because people drink gallons of it thinking its healthier and it cancels any benefit.
Cherry Coke is garbage and I will fight anyone IRL who disagrees.
Vanilla is okay but not my go-to like Classic.
Lime is okay but, once again, not Classic.

>>35558483
What the hell is a chip card?

>>35558519

The credit cards with a chip that you insert in the machine for a few seconds instead of swiping

>>35558557
What the hell is a credit card?

>>35558493
Can confirm, mexican coke has a little bit more sugar-y flavour than regular US-coke
>t.shitskin

>>35558209
>implying i'm not equipped with alex jones water filters at all times

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>>35558419
>Pepsi solves the precum paradox

>>35558557
>>35558557
>instead of swiping
Who swipes?

>>35558571
it's an american thing, it's made for those who love to be assfucked by Schlomo's BUD (Big Unpayable Debt)

>>35558493
So, Mr. Coke Conniseur, how do you feel about the failure of New Coke, even though taste testing was in its favor?

>>35558493
When I was a kid I was in Cancun, first time out of the country. I ordered a coke to drink and I knew right away that it tasted way better than any coke I had ever had before. Couldn't read the label because it was in spicanese but I learned later that it was because it was real sugar.

Real sugar coke is too hard to find so I settle for real sugar pepsi. I can hardly enjoy corn syrup drinks now. The taste is just so much smoother.

Fresca is a great drink that somehow tastes really good without being too bad for you.

>>35558659
I can't comment either way because I never tasted it myself BUT, much like movie remakes, attaching the word New to something people love can have weird and negative effects because the old product is beloved and not broken.

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>>35558245
Just run your preferred drink through the nozzel for a few seconds before you put your cup under it retard

>>35558670
Orange Fresca is pretty great.

1. Sunkist
2. Orange Fresca
POWER GAP
3. Orange Crush

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>>35558096
>mom takes me out of the house for our monthly lunch date at a local burger place
>they have one of these machines
>always spend five minutes mixing flavors, testing different sodas, and drinking multiple refills in a row before sitting down
>there's always at least 2 people behind me but they don't do shit except fold their arms and huff
Fucking betas, kek.

>>35558755
I do that every time at Wendy's and the end product still tastes like shit.

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>>35558827
>Wendy's
>not getting a chocolate Frosty and one of those breakfast sandwiches that leaves your very being feeling greasy for the entire day after

>>35558851
Frostys are shit dude. They practically give those things away.

If you want good breakfast (or any meal) go to McDonalds and get a sausage and egg McGriddle. It's like a sausage and egg biscuit, except instead of biscuit, it's like a pancake with maple-y infused shit. It's not even sticky either. Probably horrible for me but absolutely delicious.

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>>35558096
>get my cup and start to head towards soda fountain
>see a few people already over there getting their drink
>go sit at table and wait for them to finish before going
>get soda really quick before anyone can line up behind me
>go back to table again

doesn't get more beta than this folks

>>35558882
Oh I'm aware of them. They tasted so good I figured I had a lifetime limit of 10 before it started taking days off my life.
I think I've had like 50.

>>35558096
there gonna wait.

>>35558800
I'd deck your cocky head with a haymaker and then fuck your mom in front of you

No but I'd seriously ask if I could go ahead if you were just gonna play around

>>35558385
>If you like Pepsi you need to start drinking the real sugar Pepsis. Tastes fucking great compared to high fructose.

I had throwback mountain dew once, the stuff with real sugar instead of HFCS. And god was it fucking awful. I'd rather just have diet than real sugar.

>>35558245
iirc McDonald's makes theirs more concentrated because the ice waters it down

>>35559061
Is it just me or does Coke taste better out of a paper cup?

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>>35558124
this reminds me
>get in line to order food
>only one person ahead of me
>that person asks a million questions about everything on the menu
>end up standing there for 10 minutes
>they end up ordering the first thing they asked about

>>35558851
> that leaves your very being feeling greasy for the entire day after
try Taco Bells breakfast sometime, you feel like you become the grease.

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>>35559085
>obsesses guy finishes his order
>would you like any sauces?
>what do you have?
>they list off about 8 or so
>what about honey
>honey mustered?
>no just honey
>no
>why not?
>we just don't carry it, I'm sorry
>Ok what were my choices again?

Never in my life was I so close to going full autism and bashing someone's head into the counter.

>>35558493
what about coke zero? also i love cherry coke

I don't like these because they are always filthy and super sticky.

i wish more places would understand this simple fact: crushed ice makes your soda so much better than big cubes of ice. but none of these machines dispense crushed ice.

>>35558096
If it doesn't yet exist I should make a website that's just the Coke Freestyle menu for the spaghetti-prone to decide what they want before hand so they can avoid this very scenario. I'd make, like, tens of dollars. Before Coke hit me with a C&D.

>>35558483
In fairness chip cards are retarded and the roll-out of the technology was badly botched. In many cases it's not any more secure.

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>>35558096
>the soda you want is out of stock

>>35560457

Yes, please.

Someone used to do this with the Taco Bell cash register menu to help new employees train at home, but they couldn't be bothered to keep updating the menu.

>>35558096
Lemonade/Sprite/ice tea
Or
Minute made fruit punch and a bit of Sprite

>First time at firehouse subs.
>order over the counter like subway but its 10x taller.
>Stood on toes for eye contact and ask for meatball sub
>Sandwitch worker instead directs me to register across the store.
>Cute girl is there and she for sure just saw me fuck up.
>Tell her meatball sub and she occasionally asks me to speak louder while ordering.
>Hands me a cup.
>Finally a way out this situation to mentally recover.
>Walk over to OP's pic related.
>Slowly start learning how to work this abomination while accidently mixing orange soda and blue gatorade for 3 minutes.
>At this point remember I forgot to pay.
>Cute girl has got to be watching me right now.
>Figure how to make the ice go.
>High velocity cubes shoot out the fucker and i get dark blue liquid everywhere.
>Grabd straw with no lid and pay at register with my stained shirt.
>sat and waited for meal

Hope you like

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>>35558096
>every selection is out of carbonation half the time
>wind up with a 5$ 16 oz of watered down mr pibb

>>35560757
Greentext is short

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I wonder what the syrup used at fast food places tastes like before it's diluted into soda.

>>35558096

Cherry Flavored Seagram's ginger ale. So much.

>>35558493
>open fresh bottle of coke
>satisfying hiss
>first sip sends waves of fizz through your body
>order coke at fast food joint
>it's a disgusting mixture of stale coke diluted with ice
answer me this mister CocaCola, why haven't they invented a way to get the same satisfaction of bottled coke with my fast food.

>>35558639
I'm guessing Americucks who are still living in the 90s. Heck even here inserting the chip card has become a thing of the past. Now you can just hold your card next to the machine, it gives a satisfying BEEEP, "Transaction Complete". No fumbling around for cash, no getting change. It's perfect for us robots.

>>35558659
New Coke was just Pepsi: a sweeter cola. Sweet things taste test well because the first few sips are more appealing, but by the time you get through a whole can you're sick of it.

>>35558670

Real sugar coke is in pretty much every "health" food store imaginable and is getting more popular in regular stores too. It's called Mexican Coke.

>>35561755
i do get satisfaction from fast food soda in the sound and feel of the freshness of the ice cubes