>your my first anon, h-honest...it's just a harmless rash

I think the worst part is that it would actually be a decent looking pussy if it wasn't for that. That's herpes, isn't it?

that's so sad. poor thing. i know, i know, she deserved it because she had fun that was available to her.

>>35557988
It's fucking hilarious

>normalfags
just end the world.

It's not bacteria, it's caused by microscopic mites.

Just drown the area in NIX (permethrin).

right here is the roastie in its true form. She hasn't yet put all the makeup on that hides her herpetic lesions.

this is the monster that is killing those poor betas, whose only fault was being too eager to please a girl. They might think they're going to eat pussy and impress her but all they do is doom themselves to a painful demise.

Poor roger ebert liked eating pussy too. Flew too close to the roast, that guy.

How am I so much smarter than everyone

>>35558021
Bacteria will wipe out normies regardless. You can play your part by buying antibiotics.

>>35557942
id still fuck it, idk i think im immune to the common stds, bc i should have gotten something by now with all the shady sex ive had

>>35557942
i have genital warts and it makes me want to kill myself. Atleast I've had sex though, lol faggot virgins

>>35558048
here's the truth: you're not

>>35558053

No, bacteria is fought by the immune system. The reason herpes/scabies can't be cured with antibiotics is because they're actually microscopic mites, not bacteria.

Again how am I so much smarter than the world.

How has no one figured this out yet.

>>35558089
herpes is gods punishment for normies being degenerates. it has nothing to do with bacteria or mites.

>>35558089
herpes is a virus, scabies is mites

>>35558021
Thats not op in the pic

>>35558058
Chlamydia doesn't always show symptoms with some people you know. HIV can present no real symptoms until years later. Hepatitis can occurs many years after infection.

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Lather this on your ass.

Every day

>>35558076
I'd rather be a virgin than have disgusting warts on my fucking arse

>>35558047
>Flew too close to the roast
almost laughed out loud anon

>>35558102
why dont i have herpes then?

t. fucks whores raw on the reg

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>>35557942
jesus I want to pop the one far left so much

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>>35558076

>I-I'm a diseased degenerate but at least I'm not a loser virgin!

Fuck off. Any goober that manages to get an STD from whoring around is the true loser. No disease is worth getting your dick wet.

>>35558089
There are things called skin infections caused by bacteria. The immune system cannot fight off some bacteria.

>>35558106

Whatever OP has can be treated with permethrin.

>>35558118
ive gotten tested a bunch of times, i get paranoid from time to time and it always comes up clear

>>35557942

Could you imagine being a virus that thought about the best possible way to get transferred to another host is through sexual conduct?

>>35558153

No that's bullshit, immune system can fight off bacteria.

Whatever OP has is caused by mites.

Why am I so smart am I second coming of Buddha?

>>35558165
Russian roulette. It takes one.

>>35557988
>she deserved it because she had fun that was available to her.
If your definition of fun is going around fucking guys so irresponsible you get an STD, yes, very much so.

>>35558151
dont fuckin bring Cenk into this, you nazi faggot

>Daily reminder that 67% of the world population (3.7 billion people) have herpes
>85% of Americans who reach the age of 60 have the herpes simplex 1 virus by then

>>35558189
If immune system fought off all bacteria we wouldn't need antibiotics. Seriously it worries me the incompetent millennial medfags are jeopardising the future of healthcare with their incompetence.

It's not a virus, it's a dormant mites.

So microscopic that it's basically bacteria but not bacteria.

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>tfw you realize the autistic horny robots would still fuck that mess

>>35558225

Ok you don't know how antibiotics work. It's still the immune system that kills the bacteria, antibiotics are just a nuke.

I have similar looking bumps on my thigh near my genitals , but I haven't had sex in 3 years.

>>35558215
Herpes isn't a big deal. You can get it as a kid from contaminated surfaces. Kids always lick surfaces and pick up dropped food.

>>35558248
Let me inject you with some MRSA then.

>>35558198
ya but instead of one bullet in a six shooter, it is one needle in a haystack

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>>35558076
>Sex is worth a life changing disease or two or three

>>35558250
But if you DON'T get it then then you'll be the few that actually show the symptoms, I've always figured. Like with chicken pox, you don't want to get it later.

>>35558285
i have hsv but am completely asymptomatic

it is pretty sweet

>>35558276

Ok, just stick it in your neck .

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>>35558147
Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking this

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>>35558249

Put some NIX on it.

>>35558285
>herpes life changing
nice meme. HSV-1 is LITERALLY a skin condition almost 70% of the world has (60% of Americans between 16-50, 85% when you get into age 60 bracket) that most dont ever even show symptoms, and even if they do, it happens 2-4 times a year. The only reason its considered an STD is because of mucous membrane transmission and was stigmatized by a pharmaceutical company to sell ointment in 1960.

If you end up having sex with at least 10 distinct people over the course of your life, you are almost statistically guaranteed to have HSV-1 already.

If it's a skin condition transferred by touch it's probably mites and not a bacteria or virus.

Now you retarded sheep don't have to suffer anymore, put some permethrin on it.

>>35558204
Cenk is the biggest retard currently putting out anything that that resembles news.

>>35558177
>virus
>thought

I get where you're coming from but reverse image search proves that's not herpes. It's hereditary wart affliction which, while still providing the same visual affect, is not sexually transmitted.

>>35558858
>hereditary
>not sexually transmitted.
well...

>>35557942
To anyone that's actually had sex here, what did you do on your first time. Me and the girl basically asked each other awkwardly about our sexual histories (this was while I had an erect penis looking at her)

>>35558421
>confusing cold sores with genital herpes

dumbass

>>35558326

That girl gave you cancer, you normie pussyfag

Dont you have some "tits" to motorboat before your bed time keg stand?

I opened the pic and that doesn't look like acne..

>>35558089
you are a retarded faggot

herpes is a VIRUS


HPV

t V <---- Virus

>>35559162
wut?
HPV is genital warts
HSV is herpes.

>>35558884
It was 2 in the morning, my ex-girlfriend and I were facetiming a week after homecoming... she had broken up with me the week before homecoming.

I made out with a girl at the dance and she saw and got really upset. It was 2am and she told me to come over. So I hopped in my loud ass super-old van and drove to her house, where I snuck in through her tiny ass window into her room, which was right NEXT to her parents room

It was dark, her lights wer off, and as soon as I got in we kissed and disrobed. She has told me many times she wanted to save herself for marriage, and I was just a fucking nerd ass virgin... but tonight that all seemed the disappear.

In the dark we hopped under her covers and I tried to put my super erect penis into her... but couldnt because I couldnt find the opening to her vagina...

she took her hand and guided me... and it slid in so easily, yet her pussy wrapped around mine and massaged it warmly and wetly... almost sucking my penis.

ok i have to stop now, these memories will make me KMS

>>35559215
My point still stands, it is a virus not a microbe!

>>35557942

yo what the fuck OwO

>>35557942
that's actually because of the razor
not a disease

>>35559017
They're the same virus. HSV-1 and HSV-2 can infect either oral or genital region (although HSV-2 oral infection is rare)

dumbass
lots of misinformation about std's in this thread, sad

>>35559413
I don't think that's true. They are two separate viruses.

One is orally transmitted and affects the mouth and the other is in the generals.

If you blow someone and you have oral herpes it doesn't become genital for them. Or vice Versace.

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>>35557942
>when you go traveling to "find yourself"

>>35559162

Nope you're wrong. And everyone is wrong, they're mites.

Screw you, pay me.

>>35558021
Herpes is a virus

>>35557942

That shit is caused by microscopic burrowing mites

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>>35559983

Nope it's mites. Screw you pay me.

>>35558177
it didnt think, it just happened because humans are so degenerate its actually evolutionary more efficient to transfer through sexual fluids than saliva

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>>35557942
This image gives me the urge to peel, pick, and pop all of that shit. Is something wrong with me?

>>35558147
Anon, don't pop it, it spreads the disease!

>>35560000
Digits checked. Confirmed mites

>>35557942
I'd tap that desu SENPAI baka

But only if I get these dubs

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imagine being finally about to have sex and you see that

I've never worn protection and always worry I'm going to catch something

>>35558147
I want to pop them all.

>>35559957
It is true...ask me how I know.

>>35559413
This guy actually knows what's going on.

>>35558076
>Atleast I've had sex though
About the only """achievement""" in your life and you didn't even procreate and pass on your genes so you're nothing but a faggot.

>>35560180
Why contain it. Let it spill into the streets more. I want to pop them with my teeth and become walking disease and death.

>>35562079
Not that anon, but how do you know??