>mother unearthed the anal instrument
>>35557781
>jii-chan appropriated the fag closet
>honey, this kazoo is filthy
>you have to wash it after you play it
so much for cashing in some GBP for a cummytuggy
>>35557781
>onii-chan penetrated the pantsu protector
>sister found the fart jar
>>35557781
>opened sisters sex toy in the mail
>dad deactivated the doomsday dildo
>dad discovered the stiff rag
>dog spilled the cum cup
>state appointed carer annexed the rheum cache
this meme has gone too far desu
>mom found the sweat and soilstained cummieshlummiepants
>>35557781
But this has actually happened to me
My sister's friend also picked a sharpie off my bedroom floor that had been in my ass (and not washed)
>cats can't comprehend quantum cunt conspiracy
Some QUALITY shitposting going on itt. Keep it up lads.
>that feeling when you have not a girlfriend but you do desire one
>Mom washed the jizz shirt
Fuck me for thinking a year's worth of dried cum will wash out. Once I saw that stained shirt on my dresser I nearly wanted to jump out the window.
>Chad and Stacey bought a vacation home in the second dimension
>>35558275
I hope this is real kek
>police expropriated the cum daughter
>>35557781
>Daddy Diagnosed the Deadly Diaper Disease
>phone forwarded full frontal for friends and family
>tfw women wince witnessing worthy wojak winning
>can't concede the cum cuck continent
>>35557781
>send friend picture of new equipment I got and somehow phone also selects porn I had saved like 3 weeks prior.
I hate apple.
>judicial john jacked up the jizz jar
>student body president foreclosed the rectal rearrangement rodeo
>Freaky Friday'd a fellow feel friend
>comrade concedes coordinates to the cum cocktail
>>35557985
>dog ate the cum cup
>Father found the Fuming Fecal Funnel
>brother found the bratty brothel of boys
>>35558275
well, anon, did you wear it out? did you notice girls giving you 'THE LOOK?'
Astronauts discovered the anal andromeda
>supreme court outlawed the fuck stump
>Chad chemist synthesized the rectum randomizer compound.
Lord have mercy
>mother discovered the cultivated cum cosmos
>>35557781
Father joined the petri penis party
>>35558074
But why would you bury your sex toys that's not sanitary.
>>35557911
baka
>officer found the immortal fairy pc
>Auntie uncovered the umbilical underpants
>Stasi impounded the red rocket
>tribunal trawled the ticklish titty trailer
>>35562727
>Cletus done and found the steamer beamer
>King Kike took control over the piss palace
>oneitis found pictures of me in women underwear playing with a dildo where I shopped her faceover mine
that's gonna be an awkward talk
>>35557781
ur mum played with muh pants pistol.
>>35562727
>mages' guild scried the cum cloister
>sister found the cum photo camera
now I have to return her panties, reee
>someone saw the sissy stash
>Dad found the portable porn device
>dan damaged the dragon dildo dispenser