Magic 8-ball thread

>>35557777
Well op, don't fuck up your 5th and you'll be fine

>>35557777
Fuck dude, quads 7777. That's 4 for yes

Will I move to Boston?

Will I ever get to see her in person?

>>35557777
Great quads OP, sounds like you're getting four extra chances.

will my boipucci get punished or will i stay straight?

>>35557777
grats op, kek confitrms you're gonna make it

will i take my own life?

Will tinder ever work for me?

>>35557954
EXPOSE YOUR BUTTPUSSY
YOU FAGGOT

Is she done with me?

Will that cashier chick say yes?

Is this silent treatment I'm getting from her going to end?

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>>35558120
Oh wow that's totally not ironic, thanks OP.

Will I have children?

>>35557777
Will I get a qt3.14 gf soon?

Should I just off myself now?

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>>35558211
How likely?

>>35557777
will i ever have a friend?

original post to bypass the robot

>>35558192
Yeah, I figured as much. Shit. Well will I get a mildly attractive gf soon?

>>35557777
Will she give me a chance at all?

How could it happen to me?

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>>35558226
So does that mean I still have a chance?

Orgasmo

>>35557777
Will I ever fuck one of my crushes?

Will there be consequences?

Will I ever live with a female?

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>>35558278
I like these odds

Guess I have nothing to lose then. Die trying or take the easy way out.

Will this relationship last?

>>35558320
Please, you're the only thing I can talk to

>>35558120
Yfw magic 8 ball gives you silent treatment

>>35557777
Will I get that dirtbike?

>>35557777
Will my one goal in life become a reality? Kek pls just this once

Should I blow my brains out with my .357 now?

Will tomorrow be a shitty day?

>>35558376
God damn you, eight ball. Give me an answer. I need this.

>>35557777
Am I a sissy white boy?

>>35558430
Kek, i do not appreciate this. Be straightforward. I need a answer here

>>35557777
will i get girlfriend origigigigiginal

will i have sex within a month pls say yes

Will it ever happen again?

Will I ever cuddle with Saryn?

>>35559000
nice trips, checked originally

>>35557777
WILL I EVER FUCK SAVANNAH?

can i dieeeeeeeejadsdasjdjs

will I get gf by end of the year

will someone shoot up my school

Will my hideous receding hairline ever be cured?

>>35558603
This is your final chance kek, please give me a answer that makes sense, SHOW ME THE TRUTH.

>>35559023
WILL I EVER FUCK SAVANNAH?

original.

Will I find a good enough job that I'll move out again by summer?

>>35559060
TELL ME.

WILL I FUCK SAVANNAH?

>>35559072
Fucking kill me. I have the skills, I have some decent experience and I have a fucking degree. Why can't I find a fucking job in this area that will pay me at least $20 an hour.

>>35557777
Will I ever see her again and forgive each other?

>>35557777
Will we sleep together again?

Should I try to approach him again?

Will I get him and beat it in the process?

Only the 8-ball knows what I mean.

Should I break with my gf?

Will I ever not feel tfw no gf?
Oregano

>>35559360
Why can't you tell me is it bad?

>>35557777
Will I die before 40?

>>35559513
Asking again

double original

Will she go on that Date/Hangout with me?

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>>35559595

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Organic CHemistry

>>35559555
Oh

Well will it be a fun ride then?

>>35557777
Was the last magic 8 ball shitting me

>>35557777
Will I be accepted back today?

>>35557777
can i ever leave

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>>35559748
fuck you too 8 ball

>>35557777
Will she date me?

>>35557777
Can I really bring my dreams to life?

Am I going to not be a loser anytime soon?

Will I work at a high reputation observatory

>>35560120
Tell me
Oregamo nobano

>>35560135
Was that no to me asking you to tell me

same desu give it now

Will I ever find a qt gf through online dating?

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>>35557777
Will i ever be able to experience having a loving familiy?

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>>35560203
Will i ever get a cute wife and daughter before i die?

Will I get an A on my exam tomorrow?

>>35557777
Is the red pill the correct path?

>>35557777
will i reincarnate as a cute girl or something like that

>>35560233
Fuck, is it correct or not

Will I get my answers tomorrow?

>>35560236
or you can tell me now

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>>35560270
OH FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>35557777
Will i get her?
>original

Will I ever fuck K's big ass?

>>35557777
Will i have here
>second time

>>35560383
WILL I EVER GET TO HAVE SEX WITH K?

>>35557777
Will SHE compliment me after I perform and then fuck me?

>>35560403
Okay last try.
Will K have sex with me?

>>35560422
Okay, well will J ever have sex with me?

Will I make a single real friend at UR?

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>>35557777
will I die in Syria for the god emperor?

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>>35560471
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

ORIGIGIGI

>>35557777
Will I ever tell Joyce how I feel about her??

>>35557777
could i get it in with the local hoebag?
i need to fucking lose my virginity NOW.

>>35557777
does he like me? originally??

>>35560633
pls tell me

rerllo

is o annoyed by me?

>>35560680
what about s?

>>35560698
and t?

>>35560450
Rerolling because I'm ready for the original truth

>>35557777

Should I see my normal whore on my birthday? I'm kinda thinking of trying a new girl but I like familiarity

>>35557777
I need to know if Ortega still has feelings for me, deep down inside

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Am i going 2 get a job for longer thaan 1 month?

>>35560633
>>35560698
want to ask again to be doubly sure

does s like me?

am i an awful person?

oriigiinal

>>35557777
Do you tell the truth 8-ball?

>>35557777
So definitely this year right?

>>35557777
will my 32 year old KV NEET friend off himself this year?

>>35557777
is r9k full of underage kids?

Will I get there?

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>>35557777
>>35560850
you cheeky 8-ball

are my socks green?

>>35557777
Things will get better soon?

>>35560870
i need to know. or are they red?

>>35560816
>>35560889
seems legit! origi'nal

Will I have ED forever?

>>35557777
Magic 8Ball: Do you actually work?

Do I have a weak chin?

Should I commit myself to celibacy?

Will l get a qt asian gf in the next 5 years?

Will I ever be unconditionally loved by another person?

>>35557777
Does 4chan supply reliable advice?

>>35557777
Will I ever get a clygf?

Is she gone for good this time?

>>35561132
Welp, should I just kill myself now?

Will everything turn out alright kddk

Am I extremely difficult to deal with?

Did RenRen die for real? She has to be dead rightg?

Will I ever kiss her? Please say yes.

>>35557777
Will it work with her?

Is kitty bunny going to be there for me when I need her during this new beginning?

>>35561333
Will Bunny have my back and be there for me when I need it?

>>35561348
oh :(

Should I just kill myself now then? I don't want to play this game anymore.

Do I ever consume alchohol that isn't added to food during the rest of my lifetime?

Will I be able to move out by the end of the year?

>>35557777
Can I get laid before the end of Uni?

>>35561365
Wow! Do I ever die?

>>35557777
Should I kill myself before I meet my oneitis once more?

>>35561378
Do I smell like rotten tangerines or some other acrid scent?

Thank you, 8ball. Your feedback has been quite useful I guess

Will no fap work hhh

will ivanka win in 2024?

>>35561480
UFCKING TELL ME REEEE

>>35557777


Will I be dead in 4 years?

>>35557777
Is E ever going to end up with me?

>>35561499
will it be in june?

>>35557777

Will I get laid this month?

Will I see a long-haired qt today?

>>35557777
is there a way to fix my shit or am i JUSTed for life?

Am l over thinking too much?

Should I go to bed then?

Will my crush ever become my gf?

>>35557777
am i doomed to the life of a NEET?

Would I look better after a Rhinoplasty?

>>35557777
This thread is blessed with Kek's Trips and Quads

Will me and Sabina start dating within 4 months?

is she going to shoot me down again?

>>35561693
tell me reeeeeeeeeee
oreganoial

is the guy on my right a faggot

>>35557777

Does T secretly love me?

>>35561703
asking again originally

is the guy on my LEFT a faggot

will i do somthing good with my life? roll

Will I make any progress on my erotic stories?

>>35557777
Is it true that she likes me?

Will she meet with me?

Will I make a new drawing by the end of the week?

stay up? or nah

>>35558949
will i get asia as girlfriend

>>35557777
Am I going to pass college

>>35557777
does he like me teehee

>>35557777
did he block me?

Will Matei ever find a girlfriend?

WILL IONUT EVER FIND THE TRUE LOVE?

Will I get the succ within 2 months?

>>35562465
How about 4 months?

>>35562470
Will I ever get the succ, at all?????

please Kek

will i graduate high school?

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>>35562388
QUADS, SORRY BUDDY

>>35557777
Is my stream ever going to pick up from here?

>>35557777
Will I be famous?

This an original question

Will i reach her?

>>35557777
Does she still care?

>>35557777
Am I going to find a job soon?

>>35557777
woah look at those quads
is it going to happen next week?

>>35557777
Is it because I'm a beta?

>>35564148
Will it at least be fun?

>>35557777
I have a few questions.
Will I see her again?

>>35564171
If I do will it be soon?

>>35564162
No fuck you I'm going to defy fate
Right?

>>35564219
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
Can't tell can't tell

>>35557777
Will i ever get the balls to ask her on a date

If I ever get a gf, will it be because I made the first move?

>>35557777

will I become wealthy

>>35564228
Oh magic 8 ball, could this guy be a faggot?

>>35557777
Should I look for a different job?

is my comment original?

originolulu

>>35557777
roll dydsfdhdfh

Start working on the 1st April?

Is she thinking about me at all?

Will it work out, or crash and burn?

Will I get laid before my 31st birthday?

Will I buy that flat in the countryside?

Will I loose my virginity

Okay, so I won't buy that flat in the city then?

Will I ever become a scientist?

>>35557777
Will I pass? Please I need to pass.

>>35557777
Am I gonna continue my studies in the land of the Chads and Stacies, Australia?

Should I stop browsing /r9k/ and go do some fucking work?

does Ellen love me

Will I have good relations with people this year?

Will I ever find love and happiness?
Oregano

>>35557777
those digits can't lie

will I ever find someone who cares about me enough to stay with me?

is she sexually attracted to me?

Are me and my friends will win really big in the lottery at the end of the month ?

Am I going to get a job?

Will the guy above give me a cut of his lottery winnings?

>>35566519
>>35566538
Greedy fuck. Will he die before he gets a chance to enjoy his winnings?

>>35557777
will i get a job before the summer?

>>35567032
fuck. will i at least get my dream car before next year is over?

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Should I have eggs for breakfast?

>>35557777
Is it time to give up now?

Did I do good today?

>>35568497
:-) glad

1nick

>>35557777
Will I ever not be a fuck up?

>>35557777
should I kill myself gjkld

>>35557777
Will I get a gf within the next year?

>>35557777
Nice quads man.

Will something ever happen between us?

Will they be together next spring?

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>>35557777
Kek fucking wills it

Go get her, anon

>>35557777
Will I get a qt gf anytime soon?
oregano

Will I have to see my oneitis with chad soon?

>>35557777
Did it mean something? Should I act on it?

Does she love me? Let's roll

Will I get my deposit back without going to court over it?

Should I give up trying to get a female companion and just focus on my studies and hobbies?

Should I delete my Tinder profile?

Does she love me x2 reroll

>>35568910
Come on, stop being a fuckhead. Just tell me.

>>35568956
Third time lucky. Should I delete my Tinder profile?

should I kill myself?

asdfghjk

Will I ace the language classes?

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>>35557777
Is anything coming out of this, or did I fuck up again famalam

Will I get 4.0's the next 4 semesters?

>>35557777
Yes yes yes yes

Don't fuck it op

>>35557777
jesus christ those quads

will i die alone

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>>35570136
bullshit answer i must know

Will I be able to live a comfy life?

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will it last, mr magic 8 ball?

>>35570326
>6: cannot predict now
fuck you mr magic 8 ball i'm rolling again

>>35557777
Is there god?

>>35557777
will fall for eachother?

>>35557777
Will I ever have a normie life?

>>35557777

Will I be rich 8 ball?

>>35570346

kek better roll again faggot

i will die in my sleep tomorrow

Is drinking strong alcohol at random times throughout the day going to hurt me?

I know it's lame but does he actually fucking like me?

>>35557777
Tell me in an original fashion

Will the job I interviewed for on Wednesday call me back?

Fucking plz

>>35571723
Here goes again

Will it go somewhere good?

>>35557777
Will she love me? plz ball plz

Is Archie a faggot?

>>35571797
Forever?|p lz

8ball, I have one more: does anyone find me attractive?

>>35573031
Oh! 8ball I have one more: will I speak to them and become friends with them, and eventually flesh out my personality and be more disciplined?

>>35573068
8ball: will I speak to them at all?

>>35573102
One more: are you just a superstition?

>>35557777
Will I no longer be lonely?

>>35573153
Will I ever find someone?

This cimmwnto is keen

Should I start drinking again? 3 months sober don't see the point :(

>>35560222
Shit magic 8 ball is not feeling it today. I'm sorry anon

>>35557777
Should i post pics of me in girl clothes itt?

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>>35573387
Fuck, Im still not gonna do it.

>>35557777
Is it going to work out in the next year or two at least?

Btw nice quads OP

Will I meet a PoW soon?

>>35573435
You have no honor.

>>35557777
will i ever get a gf?

oregringo

>>35573439
Thank you 8-ball for telling me!

>>35557777
we gon fucc

>>35557777
Does she like me?
Oreganoli

>>35557777
Should I add A tomorrow? People are telling me to

>>35574308
>dont count on it
Doesn't make sense desu, reroll

>>35574333
>check em
Rerollan

>>35557777
Nice quads btw go for your second chance brah

Will She be my gf in my near future?

Will it work out like I thought it would?

>>35557777
When she uses that stuff will she think of me?

Should I start to microdose lsd?

Will he ever stop being a faggot?

>>35574417
fondly?
aboriginal

>>35557777
did I finally unlock magical powers and get to become a superhero?

I will ask again, if you don't answer this time, then so be it...

Does T will be my gf in my near future (~2 months)?

>>35574480
I don't like that answer, try again

>>35557777
will i pass? please i need this

Will I ever meet a girl who can take every inch of my penis without squirming in pain?

>>35557777
Will me be getting a girly thar year

Will I pass the very original exam?

>>35574873
Fuck you just give me an answer

will i get laid on saturday

>>35557777
Will MAYA BE MY GF??? ASDS

>>35557777
Will tomorrow be an objectively good day for me

>>35557777
will i ever get a nerd qt. 3.14 japanese gf?

Will I get into an ivy league grad school

>>35557777
will I ever do productive shit?

>>35557777

Am I a nigger?

>>35557777
Will I find happiness within the next 3 days?

Two:
Should I kms?
Have I lost my friends forever?

>getting 0 for should I kms

Reroll, please Kek please

Will Trump be impeached?

Something original

Can people tell I'm a virgin?

>>35577109
GOD DAMNIT FUCKING HOW???

Will I fuck an attractive woman with really big tits?

Is C a lost cause?

Will I get an aryan wife?

Will I get a gf through my current job, even if indirectly?

>>35557777
Will I ever love her back?

>>35577183
Will I get a beautiful ARYAN wife?

Am I lost cause? ...

>>35577193
I'm tired, pls just tell me 8-ball

can I get the girl

>>35557777
Can I get the S U C C tomorrow?

Is this board satire/ ironic?

Should I go to the mountains when I get the chance?

Will I move to Pittsburgh?

I don't know what you meant.
Should I go to the beach then?

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is it time?

original post do not steal

wtf dude, how about the city?

>>35557777
Will I achieve gf this fall?

>>35557777
Rolling with: Will doing 3 months of complete abstinence be worth it

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>>35557777
Will you make my waifu real?

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>>35577513
I motherfucking said... Will you make my fucking waifu real?

>>35557777
Good for you OP.

Will she ever see me as more than a friend?

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>>35577536
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU PREDICT. MAKE MY FUCKING WAIFU REAL YOU MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35557777
Rolling again to see if I'll get a job offer next week.

>>35557777
tripquads bless me

will she send nudes already good lord im tired of waiting

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>>35577587
That was the answer I was looking for. Thank you Kek-chan

Will I change my life tomorrow?

>>35577626
You don't need any digits to answer that, mate. The answer is No. You'll come here tomorrow and shitpost, I'm sure of it

>>35577626
Rerolling. Will I take charge of my life tomorrow?

>>35557777
Can you please make sure
>>35577605
this anon's waifu never exists.
Thanks.

Will i ever get a boyfriend in this cruel world?

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>>35577651
The 8-ball says otherwise. Here comes my future happy life.

Will it work with L

>>35557777
Will I make it? At P.?

Am I going to get a girlfriend before the end of the year?

Will it work with L?? (I'm rerolling)

>>35577687
Oh, and could you please give me a cute girlfriend who will then become my adorable wife and mother of my children? Preferably an Ahri cosplaying gf.
Thanks.

Will it happen with Sie?

Should I leave /r9k/ right this instant and never look back?

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>>35577778
At least it isn't a no

Will the cute girl in my comm class say yes?

Will I have the power to be stronger for her?

Will he leave me alone and get over me?

will he reply tonight?

>>35557777
will i brute force this account?

>>35557777
Will I actually stop going to 4chan and get a girlfriend?

Would my life have been better if my little brother had been born?

>>35557777
Am I an alien?

Will I ever see the sun desu?

Will I ever overcome my crippling depression?

>>35557777
will i ever get my life on track?

>>35578790
pls tell me 8ball no soy original

Will Ashley come back?

Will I be accepted to my university of choice?

>>35579190
Sorry bud, that's basically a no

>>35557777
Should I lay down a bit?

>>35579063
will i ever get my life on track?
pls respond

will i finish my degree with a good grade pls?

Should I end it tonight?

WILL I FINISH MY DEGREE WITH A GOOD GRADE I ASKED NICELY

>>35557777
Will I ever escape this place and have a normal life?

>>35557777
Will I get friends?

>>35557777
will i have a qt gf?
ayo i'm i original or hwat

>>35579457
lamo dude u got got mate gg ez that thing showed u

>>35557777
Will they be my friends again soon ?

>>35580233
will i have a qt gf?
can't belive i'm not original

Will I break the cycle?

will i meet a qt gf this year?

>>35579457
DONT LISTEN TO THE BALL DONT DO IT

Is this relationship a mistake?

Is my doctor a lying fuck

will i lose my virginity this year? original

>>35580383
Is this relationship a mistake?


Oreo comment

Is moving to Alaska the right move?

>>35580431
re rolling for this guy if yes he has to do it

will i an hero

>>35580573
holy shit fuck off and tell me

Am I going to find an apartment in time?

>>35557777
Will it work out?
Oregano commentino

>>35557777
Will I ever get some dicc?