What was your first cum experience/reaction like?

>>35557492
>11
>facebook
please get the fuck off this site, little boy

>>35557492
>Last year phone sex with my girlfriend
>she says "cum for m daddy, cum in me"
>all bets are off and I blast all over myself and the bed

I have to say I never felt more alive than that first sweet cumming experience.

>>35557492
That's the most autistic reaction I've ever heard.
>nothing special with mine, knew what it was when I did it for the first time
>was in highschool, was alone for the day so I tried it out and that was that

>>35557539
Dude calm down so what he used fb and he's young. Dude can be one of us, we arent a secret club

>>35557492
First cum was a nocturnal emission. First conscious ejaculation:

>talking to qt
>she invites herself over
>I'm laying in bed
>she climbs into bed with me
>start taking off clothes
>she asks to go down on me
>grabs my dick and starts sucking
>I cum in about five seconds
>feels like my testicular tissue was being ripped out of my urethra

Most powerful experience I've ever had. Haven't been able to replicate it.

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>>35557539
You do know that facebook has been around for 13 years, right?

>>35557543
>>35557576

>last year phone sex with my girlfriend

If you are capable of having a gf then why come here?
>>35557549
Y-you fapped in high school?

>>35557492
i knew what cum was before i could actually do it, so it was basically like "well fuck, i guess i can cum now."
before that i just took advantage of nothing coming out when i orgasmed and just masturbated with my clothes on all the time and shit. good stuff.
too bad you can't go back to that, cleanup is such a hassle. girls have it easy man.

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>be 15
>have dream apocalyptic city exploding with volcano lava and shit under the streets
>under a bridge that's breaking
>see hot naked blonde
>give her a hug because we're gonna die
>nut hard
>wake up

wake up at least 50 more times wondering why my pee was hard like ice

I was this autistic and didn't even know what it was in high school even though people would make jokes all the time. Mom was cleaning my shit...while I was at school

I never jerked off, but I definitely wanted to fuck in the 7th grade, just didn't know how lel...

>>35557652
o yeah I was still wondering why the "hard pee" was all over my leg before I took a shower every time I woke up

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Is it bad that I don't remember my first nut?

>>35557674
>>35557652
>hard pee
yall niggas are weird

>11
>Had scene nude bits before because unmitigated internet access
>Find a furry flash
>Dick gets hard, I know what to do by now
>Grab my engorged rod, start beating dry
>Keep fapping and fapping, but nothing comes out
>Sense of time distorts, ceiling fan is visibly slower as I get hotter and hotter
>Finally climax, shoot all over desk

I've fapped every day since, I never use lotion or oil or anything. Probably not the best for cock health.

>>35557702
Is it bad that I do remember my first nut?

>Be 11
>See naked chicks in Egyptian art
>Get naked
>So hard, I didn't even use my hands
>Came without using hands

First time I remember fapping was in 1999. I was 7, so I don't remember anything other than feeling really good.

>>35557818
wait can you get boners before puberty? I was molested back then I woulda nutted hard from my teen neighbor when I was in the 4th grade

>>35557840
I just assumes everybody could. Maybe I'm just weird, I dunno

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>>35557492
>14ish
>dick randomly gets hard in shower
>had tried to fap multiple days previously but failed (went dry)
>eh fuck it
>lather my dick in cetaphil
>start humping my hand
>nut unexpectedly, feel super proud
it was nice

>home alone
>get really horny and grab my sports cup
>start humping beanbag by rubbing dick on sports cup
>clean up is easy because i cum in the cup
>i basically dated that thing...
>pretty sure it also stunted my growth...

>>35557840
Yes there are countless threads of reddit moms talking about jacking off baby chad

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>>35557492
>be 9
I got boners all the time and knew I liked girls. I had no idea how to have sex though. I couldn't sleep one night and started thinking about my crush at school and Britney Spears. I get the hardest boner I've ever had and it starts tingling. I learn that I could flex my boner and it felt nice, but I had to be relaxed and imagining wildly to make it feel better. I was never satisfied though and the feeling was addictive so I eventually just went to sleep. I knew I liked this feeling and that I was getting close to... something, so I kept trying it for three days after. On the third day I imagined my crush touching my penis and I was lucid enough to have that thought send me over the edge. I couldn't make sperm yet but my body and boner and mind basically exploded and I convulsed hard... man that was a nice night.

>9
>Hands in pants rubbing dick in class
>Feel really hot
>Orgasm and nearly pass out
>Tell teacher I don't feel good
>Go home
Feels embarrassing now that I know what I did

>>35557570
kys my mannalo

>>35557915
wait are you serious? do people do that?

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>horny little bastard since I was a toddler, but no idea what arousal or sex was
>had fetishes that I would act on not knowing why I liked them
>as I get older I start working it out
>try jerking off multiple times when I was 12, I could get hard but no proper stimulation
>a week before my 13th birthday try again on the toilet while watching a porn video I saved on my phone
>suddenly think of using my saliva as lubricant
>oowhatsthis
>wierd feeling, like pressure building up
>feel like I'm gonna piss everywhere
>keep going like a fucking madman, completely lost in pleasure
>reach that point of no return and I'm trying to find the words to describe the moment but I can't, eyes roll into the back of my head it's so overwhelming
>blast clear cum all up my chest and onto my cheek
>mind completely blank, just amazed that I finally came and how incredible it was
>foreskin all puffy and swollen the next morning for some reason

Jesus Christ I'm getting all jittery just thinking about it, easily the most pleasurable moment of my life. The smell of saliva and cock sets me off now, and now I'm gonna have to go jerk off.

>>35558042
>>suddenly think of using my saliva as lubricant
Fuxking cutfags lol

>getting viscous little 6th grade boners
>they just appear randomly hard as fuck
>blossoming attraction to females
>sit in the shower fantasizing everyday
>touching it makes me feel really funny
>kind of excited and over stimulated
>always stop after a few seconds
>wet dreams about girl butts on my face
>wake up with crusty boxers everynight
>one day in bathroom with hard boner
>decide to experiment with touching
>what happens if i just don't stop???
>hhhnnnnngggggooooOOOOOHHHHHHH
>oh god help i'm lost controls of my body
>did it frequently several times a day
>no more messy wet dreams at night

>>35558085
read it again you flaming retard
>>foreskin all puffy and swollen the next morning for some reason

>>35558085
Read the last line retard, it was just more pleasurable because I could slip and slide over my flared up glans.

My first fap was to the part where you can get turned into a girl in Super Ghouls 'n' Ghosts

I didn't realize what it was for a few more times, honestly, thought it was my testicles "fighting back" or something against my desires for femininity until I realized that cum was coming out

I cut open my pillow and made a little scratchy fluff pussy, then spit a whole bunch in it and fucked it until i came. I remember I tried for a few days before I actually got it and I got a nervous feeling right as it happened, the same thing I felt on my first day of school/summer camp.

Wait, I am supposed to remember the first time I came?

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>14, browsing funnyjunk
>someone posts a link to a video, click it
>there's a girl bouncing on a pink exercise ball
>wtf this isn't funny
>keep watching anyway because I'm inexplicably intrigued
>suddenly she takes off her top
>see boobs for the first time in my life
>dick is feeling really hot and pressing on my jeans in a strange manner
>keep watching but unzip my dick to relieve some pressure
>suddenly she takes off her panties
>I'm hyperventilating and my heart is racing
>the tip of my dick is pressing on my underwear and a wet circle is forming
>no idea what the fuck is going on
>suddenly dick feels white hot, like molten piss is rushing through it
>run into bathroom, slam open toilet
>rip off ruined underwear and aim my cock
>cum pours from my dick for what feels like a solid minute
>collapse on the floor panting
>no idea what happened
>look it up and learn about ejaculation and masturbation

>>35558524
so you had a...
dare i say...
h@nds free orgasm?

>>35558524
>14 when you saw tits for the first time

I don't understand stuff like this

when I was 10 I didn't have internet so I would go around to other kids places and force them to look up porn. I was obsessed with the naked female body since I was like 6 or 7

>>35558727
Yes, but that time it might've been due to pressure from my penis rubbing against my underwear. I've actually managed it a few times since without anything touching my dick, it takes a lot of willpower but it's quite good.

>>35558804
I was really in the dark about sexuality. I didn't have friends so I didn't learn about it through them and my parents never even gave me the birds and bees talk. Nothing ever sparked my curiosity so I never knew to look for it.

I was in the bathtub taking a bath. I had never heard of masturbation but my friend had recently told me what sex was, and the thought of it excited me, so I tried to simulate it with my hand. I don't know if I actually ejaculated, but after I achieved orgasm I felt nauseated and vowed to never do it again.

it was literally to gay porn
t. faggot since day 1