RED FLAG GENERAL

>>35555152
Red flags in women:

>is biologically female
>has a bleeding axe wound between her legs
>is over the age of 13

>>35555233
LMFAOO

Is the pedophilia thing a joke on 4chan because with the amount of loli shit you guys REALLY appear to enjoy the underdeveloped female body

>>35555152
I hate my dad by I'm close with my mom, is that a deal breaker?

>>35555152
>objectifies women
>watches pornography

so....all guys?

>constantly complains about his oneitis who rejected him
>constantly compares you to his oneitis who rejected him
>is a tranny
>shares his insecurities with you and when you reciprocate he later uses them against you
>complains that noone is grateful for what he does and then buys you gifts you dont want, so you feel guilty and have to praise him

>>35555152
No body cares what some disgusting tumblr thinks. Sage.

>Doesn't shower at least 6/7 days out of the week
Alright bitch how about you pay the fucking water bill

>>35555152
I look at furry porn as opposed to watch normal porn, and I meet literally all of your criteria. Marry me.

Fuck off roastie cunt
Not oreganolly

>>35555152
Please explain Atheism.
Religion is nothing more than a way for the weak minded to curb depression. Only the truly brainwashed actually believe that God exists. Most "religious" people simply haven't taken the 10 minutes to convince themselves that God is not real or HAVE taken the time to intentionally cause themselves to go insane (alchoholics, former addicts, murderers... people who cannot live with themselves without being forgiven by a higher power).

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>isn't taking arimidex in a little blue bottle

>>35555152
>>35555152
>>35555152
>disrespects parents
Agree.

>objectifies women
This is too vague to mean anything.

>doesn't shower
Agree.

>Unemployed/no desire to work
NEETs are parasites.

>complains about job
Literally everyone does this. It's a part of small talk between blue-collar working people. Some people have shit jobs. At least they're working.

>complains about life in general
Agree circumstantially, depending on how often.

>smokes
Sure. I'm ambivalent.

>porn
Agree. It's pretty degenerate.

>atheist
Agree.

Not a bad list, OP.

>>35555309
Get lost, granny.

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>>35555152
Red flags in guys that are instant deal-breakers

>Complains about parents (particularly their dad)
>Objectifies men
>Doesn't shower at least 6/7 days out of the week
>Unemployed with no desire to work, no ambition or passion
>Streams on twitch all day
>Complains about job and/or coworkers
>Complains about life in general
>Complains when you go out with your friends, doesn't try to be friends with your friends
>Constantly judging you for your looks
>Constantly requiring you to entertain them
>Constantly mentions past boyfriends/flings
>Dyed hair
>Modern Day Feminist
>Drug addiction
>No plan for the future
>Religious

Instant. Deal. Breaker.

I have no problem explaining why. I hope I won't have to because it seems pretty obvious to me.

>>35555663
meant to be for women*

Agree. i hope I'll die a virgin.

>>35555663
i meant all criteria, assuming you are hot, then i promise not to judge you on your looks

>>35555309
>being attracted to teenagers is wrong
piss off

>>35555309
gtfo oppai whore, flat is justice

t. has legal loli gf

>>35555369
i dont Watch pornography

>Never held a job even part time
>No ambition to do anything (including pursuing hobbies, interests etc.)
>Acts desperate to keep you liking them from the start

>>35555812
animu counts faggot

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>>35555152
>Disrespects parents (particularly their mother)
Don't have parents
>Objectifies women
Retard
>Doesn't shower at least 6/7 days out of the week
I hate myself
>Unemployed with no desire to work
yeeh
>Complains about job and/or coworkers
NA
>Complains about life in general
Mentally Ill life babe
>Smokes
Rarely
>Watches pornography
mostly bondage and bukkake
>Atheist
bow before nietzche

>>35555152
>Watches pornography
almost had me

>>35555152
>he doesn't buy me stuff
>he thinks buying nice gifts for girls is being "beta" or a "cuck"
>he has erectile dysfunction
>he is older than 25 and still living with his parents
>he doesn't know how to drive and doesn't have a drive

NUMBER ONE RED FLAG
>doesn't have a full time job


If any guy fits ANY of these, I will never have sex with him and neither will any other woman.

>>35555441
>what are 3-5 minute showers

>>35555949
>What is not cleaning yourself
That's literally just a waste of water.
Unless you sweat for the entire day you should only bother every other day. Almost everywhere else in the world follows this practice because they don't have the same amount of access to desalinized water as the US.

>>35555309
God I sure do love roasties!

>>35555940
ya these are actually the true flags,

when you get a little older, you need a nice apartment or house too

>>35555976
Girls can see the biofilm of filth and grime from not showering every 20 minutes.

>>35555152
>doesn't shower at least 7 days out of the week
>at least 7 days
>out of the week

>>35555152
so, how long have you been interested in the mormon faith?

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>>35555152
>is a conservative
>talks more about race than he does bettering himself as a person
>blames his problems on people of different races/sex/gender identity instead of himself
>hates women, black people, Hispanic people, gay people, transgender people
>Christian/religion in general, why don't you just say you hear voices you fucking loons
>doesn't read books
>thinks the 360 controller is better than the PS3 controller
>posts on Facebook about politics screaming into the void
>buys AAA games at launch
>dislikes cats
>complains about women
>virgin
>has a cheap phone
>goes to 4chan
>says "based"
>says "cuck"
>is fat
>owns a copy of Crippled America
>plays CS:GO
>likes the DCEU

>>35555940
this one's probably true, but I have a hard time recognizing when 1 and 2 are creepy/beta and when they're appropriate

>>35555940
You sound like a gigantic cunt if you think you're entitled to guys buying you things.

>>35556543
normal, please exit the original premises

>>35556584
I know you are bu what am I

>>35555152
Idk how bad I am

>disrespects parents
I don't outright disrespect them but my dad verbally and sometimes physically abused me as a kid and I don't really care much for him. I do love my mother but I don't talk much to her, I just can't really connect with her. She's a turbo normie but she's still family
>complains about life in general
Hey what can I say I'm a recovering depresso
>watches pornography
I don't really like that I do but a jobs gotta get done ya know
>atheist
I'm agnostic, does that count? Im kinda spiritual but I don't really believe in god

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>>35556641
I wish
I've never ever seen a vagina so I don't think I'm normie

>>35556543
>complains about women
>posts on Facebook about politics screaming into the void
>blames his problems on people of different races/sex/gender identity instead of himself
I agree with these specifically.

Don't know your reason but I've always seen someone going on 4chan as a red flag, more along the lines that I'm looking for someone with decent morals who isn't brainwashed with the general shit opinions you find everyone agreeing with on here

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>>35556728
People here are obnoxious and normies are obnoxious too, the best is something in the middle, self-aware, thinking, but hasn't fallen into the trap of aggressive politicized bitterness and still has some idealism left

>>35556061
>he doesn't just live in the shower and eats/sleeps while showering
It's like you want to be a sweaty slob

>>35555152
Jesus, the bait gets weaker day by day

>no small dick itt

even you women are being politically correct in an anonymous platform ?

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>>35555712
I'm attractive, I'm just skinny

This one particular girl fucked me up because she would constantly mention how skinny I was even while were messing around and having sex...I knew I was skinny but now I'm even more paranoid about it...whatever everyone has appearance issues, I'm pretty happy with my face

>>35556900
it's not the size, it's if you know how to use it

Red flag's in threads.

>Op
>Female

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>has a (((careeer)))
>went/attends college
>has male friends
>relationship with family bad
>too close to her brother/male relatives. Like, really close.
>goes to the gym frequently but has no muscle to show for it
>wants to settle down

>>35556974
fucking god damnit

it sucks when you fell in love with a thot

>>35555743
>>being attracted to teenagers is wrong
that post literally said being over the age of thirteen is a red flag you absolute retard
>>35555812
how do you manage to do this while browsing r9k?

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Join this nice server guys!

https://discord.gg/AP2jd8b

Evryone is welcome, no hate

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>>35555233
>>35555400
>>35555441
>>35555585
>>35555880
>>35556581
>>35556584


All of you faggots see

>>35556882

For fucks sake this is grade school bait.

>>35555152
I think this goes for both genders. I agree with most of these. Its refreshing to see something realistically posted here.

>disrespect parents
My parents are my life. If you have shit parents maybe I'll understand.

>objectifies women
Only when they're whores or strippers.

>doesn't shower at least 6/7 times a week
How can someone go to bed without showering? On some days I didn't shower when I was in the Navy on deployment, but that was about it.

>unemployed with no desire to work
No money, no fun. Time is money.

>complains about job/coworkers
It matters if its done in a funny way and its not the main topic all the time

>complains about life in general
I have a friend like this. He's the embodiment of r9k. Shit gets irritating.

>smokes
Understandable. I smoke, but I wouldn't want my gf to smoke. Shit is just a waste of money.

>watches pornography
What? I never knew a person who doesn't watch porn.

>atheists
I don't really care about what another person believes in. My ex was atheist, but she lives her life like a saint.

>>35555152
>acts like a child around his "mommy"
I cannot stress this enough. Yes there are people like that out there. You could fill whole branches of science with the problems they have.

Red flags for women:
>Fat
>Weak (physically or mentally)

>>35555152
At least I only have one of these red flags, but too bad not having red flags isn't enough.

>Complains about job and/or coworkers

How is this a red flag?

>>35559146
Because it's annoying to have to listen to someone complain about stupid shit.

>>35559354
Good luck to anyone trying to find a partner who doesn't vent about the shithole they have to spend 40 hours of their week at.

>>35555152
>tfw mother constantly slanders me and all women everywhere literally believe her horseshit

>>35559497
I enjoy my job.
I'm not them but people who like working exist