Is buying your girlfriend a vibrator a good way to make sure

I'd say so.

Huh. Smart thinking OP.

Still won't COMPLETELY extinguish their whorish impulses (and all the suitors constantly after them), but it's a good band-aid fix.

My goal is for a girl to sit on my face while using one of those on herself and just dripping girl cum all over my face and in my mouth.

you should get her into a hobby like gardening or something instead.

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A chastity belt would be a better investment. There's still oral but I've been reading up on behind the teeth braces and it shouldnt be hard to install one of those anti thumb sucking devices in her mouth. They're meant for children to break the habit but women are kind of like children, they just suck dicks instead of thumbs.

Chastity piercings are also worth considering but depending on how it's done she can still masturbate clitorally. The pooper is left wide open too, there's no practical piercing solution for anal prevention.

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>>35553535

You know it's piss, right? Girls don't actually cum.

>>35553818
Why would piss be coming out of a vagina?

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>>35553722
>they just sick dicks instead of thumbs

I enjoyed the effort put into this post friend

>>35553535
Majority will be down

>>35553924
Jesus Christ, anon...
if I saw you I would just turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>35553924
Did you just realized what you have said?

>>35553924
G-spot is above the bladder, so piss gets pushed out and up the vagina instead of the urethra and mixes with female ejaculate. It's about 80-90% piss when she squirts. I try not to think about it whenever gf sits on my face.

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>>35554016

I'm glad you like it. To be fair it's mostly observation. Women are such memes you don't have to frame their behavior from a tricky angle to make a point or comparison.

If she really loved her man she would undergo a clitoridectomy as a gesture of her loyalty.

>>35554167
>gf

Can you kindly fuck off?

>>35553399
what does this feel Iike?

>>35554252
I'm a boy(male) so I don't know how vaginas like it but I found it very nice on my perineum. I could feel the vibrations up my penis as well as my prostate. I came almost as hard as it is loud.

>>35553535
>he wants to swallow her pee

Tying her down, putting a ball gag in her mouth, and using a hitachi wand to force her to orgasm for hours on end until she can't even stand it anymore is the red pilled gentleman's fetish.

>>35554719Illlilill
why are yo udoing this..??

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>>35554820
Are you accusing me of being an egg merchant?

>>35554252
My gf has one and it makes her come in under a minute, so I guess pretty good.

>>35554917
im not able to think this

Yes, I'd say that's a pretty safe idea. And while you're at it, I'd consider buying a rope and hanging yourself fucking normalfag.

>tfw becoming glossy eyed imagining

>>35553399
>doesn't cheat on you while you're not at home?
Re-evaluate your life and view on relationships. For fucks sake.

>>35554104
>>35554153
I fucking hope you're confusing vagina with vulva

>>35554719
but what about you?

>>35555161
Be less egocentric and more machiavelian. Apart from a bit of time you only has to profit in the long run by making your gf cum, even if using technology to do so.

>>35555046
>By having a good mindset and being a great human bean you can make your gf not want to cheat on your ass for being bad at bed
Be realistic

>>35555161
>but what about you?
You can fuck her when you're done forcing her to cum if you really want.

>>35555513
sorry pardon me? i meant, while one is doing that to her, what about him? how can he enjoy while torturing her,,?..

>>35553722
>Chastity piercings
Nigger what are you doing