Get comfy for the late shift lads
tfw no boipucci edition
>was gonna tell someone my feelings but chickened out
Loser til I die
>>35552593
Tell us lad. What's your feels?
>>35552562
i've hopefully got next few week off work to enjoy the night shift lad. but tonight i'm off for a early nightodds i wank before bed
evens it's straight to sleepu
I am supermannn
Watch me stand on top of Chipotle
>>35550246
>pancakes
hmmmmmm
Done my work for today, finally time to wank myself into a coma over cute boys, exhentai of furry yaoi and smelly muscle girls femdom.
>>35552568
2tru lad...
>>35550246
those are fucked up pancakes bro
>>35552665
prefer belgium waffles myself
>>35552562
Nowhere in the /britfeel/ book does it say we are a thread of peace.
>>35552705
just had a nice wank to a bit of touhou myself, bit of sweaty fat girls does the trick
I keep seeing this on ebay.
>>35552785
Could see Amir wearing it and claiming it's genderbent kek
>>35552705
Chronic masturbation is a sign something is amiss my good Lord. Keep it up and you'll wank yourself hollow. A perfect sovreign for the robots of Londor.
>>35552568
Why does my handsome boy have to live in such a shit time zone.
>>35552618
Longing kind of feels
>>35552788
Theres nothing wrong with clothing that works for both genders!I have to wear womens jeans because my hips are wide, its awful
Finally completed my SL1 run on Dark Souls 3.
Went to a Hare Krishna meeting today. We chanted mantra for about two hours straight. Feel relaxed, can't tell if I'm being placebo'd.
>>35552648
heh heh he ladh
Be honest lads, would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLJsPJVBEs
Goodnight lads
orignal r9k
>>35552874
They're not thick they're fat.
>>35552901
Yeah but would you though?
>>35552874
that's morbidly obese not even just obese
well done >THICC fags this is what you've done.
now women can be confident being obese cunts
>>35552648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM3Q_XUBR9k
lads what if dogs had 8 legs
what would that be like?
>>35553027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
>>35552947
googling morbidly obese she looks nothing like that
>>35552562
/Goodfellas/ Night shift edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
>>35552874
She looks like a negroid.
Why does he do it lads? For what purpose?
he did a bad thang
DO NOT REPLY TO THE MAN 3 POSTS ABOVE ME
>>35553135
I prefer white boys but every red blooded woman knows there is something Godly about black men.
>>35553147
>Blonde hair blue eyes
Yes very "negroid".
>>35553193
Look at her face. It has groid stamped all over it.
Why was Mark such a cunt in Peep Show, lads?
He didn't deserve Dobby.
>>35553193
>he thinks you have to have black skin to be a negroid
That's really racist, anon.
>>35553193
>Blonde hair
Clearly dyed
>>35553227
because he is autistic
>>35553227
>Mark such a cunt
What did he do that was cuntish? He's pretty much like us, constantly on the back foot and shat on and when he ever gives any back he just gets shat on more.
>>35553221
>honkies are this dumb
Plastic surgery*
Just ate half a cucumber; all 11 calories of it (including the stalk).
Gonna make it lads.
>>35553183
Could you please leave /britfeel/ forever and start posting in /sandfeel/ or something? You're not wanted here. You can stay if you renounce Islam but otherwise, you need to go and be among your own kind.
>>35553183
>every red blooded woman knows there is something Godly about black men.
How would you know?
Ywn know, no matter how many pills or surgeries you take
>>35553244
>>35553243
see >>35553269 you fucking autists
>>35553269
You do know why we're called Honky, right? This is almost as bad as cracker
>Even their insults inadvertently acknowledge us as their superiors
>>35553183
>I prefer white boys
h-how you doing babe?
>>35553269
>mfw she was in this video
https://youtu.be/RSdKmX2BH7o?t=12s
>>35553135
Can we stream the first episode of Goodfellas?
>>35553268
What about all the times he'll happily fuck over his best friend Jeremy just to put himself one step ahead?
He shits on everyone else just as much as they shit on him.If he was like us, he'd be pure pepe.
>>35553274
>cucumber stalk
u wot m8
>>35553337
>Flirting with Pakiboo
Have some self-respect, you're shaming us all with your actions.
>>35553355
Jeremy shagged his sister and locked him in his room til he shat himself off the top of my head. Mark should have caved his head in for all the shit he got put though.
>>35553320
No.
Honky may be a variant of hunky, which was a derivative of Bohunk, a slur for Bohemian-Hungarian immigrants in the early 1900s. Honky may have come from coal miners in Oak Hill, West Virginia. The miners were segregated; blacks in one section, whites in another.
>>35553341
Em is great but he only has 5 good albums
I finnaly found a bf and he only lives 1 hour away from me.
What positive steps did you take yesterday lads?
Me?
>Got a new contract starting Monday
>Stuck to my diet - I am officially no longer overweight
>Did my laundry
>Hoovered and cleaned my room
>Did the washing up
>Fixed my laptop
>Went for a run
>Cut my head hair, facial hair and finger nails
I know I know lads, I'm awesome. G-gonna leave this place one day.
>>35553406
I need to learn how to flirt somehow
>talking to drunk furry girl from my class
>quite flirty but nothing too extreme
>she sends me this out of the bluereal vaginas are fucking gross lads what the fuck
>>35553411
Well, yeah. And I think there was also a solid chance that Sophie's kid was actually Jeremy's. I can't remember if that got resolved.
Hmm. Still, he didn't need to practically kill Gerard.
I slept 20 hours, got up, ate shitty food, tried to study for my a level retake because I'm retard and ended up doing not enough and posting here.
>>35553552
Well done lad
Getting off your arse and just doing any old shite is guaranteed to improve your outlook
>>35553575
send back 'nice puss, reminds me of a (whatever her fursuit is)'s cunt'
>>35553552
>I am officially no longer
T-tell a lie lads. I'm still 7lbs overweight according to the NHS. Must.try.harder, eh lads.
>>35553452
how'd you find him lad?
are you cute?
>>35553616
I'm not talking to her anymore, she's grossed me the fuck out
>tfw the internet has ruined me
I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
Its Friday I'm in love
>>35553575
>>35553635
>I'm not talking to her anymore, she's grossed me the fuck out
Send a dick pic back you fucking bender. Is she asian?
>>35553575
That's got some miles on it.
Actually, message that back to her. Word for word.
>>35553679
>Is she asian?
Yeah, filipino, pretty pleb tier
Holy shit just do what normies do and pretend her vagina looks nice
>>35553575
ewwwww its so gross! i'm officially gay now
>>35553575
You're probably gay son
>>35553791
Aren't we all faggots deep down
Had a dream I was fired and was so happy, then fucking woke up and realised it wasn't real
>>35553725
why dont you fuck her?
I really have an urge to get fucked and suck a dick, but I don't know if i'm fully gay, would I regret it?
>>35553575
even better reason to consider what I just wrote, disgusting
>>35553804
I'd probably still have sex with her tbqh lad, but I thought the roastie meme was all fun and games until it came back and bit me
>>35553725
I'd be balls deep personally, but then again i'm a heterosexual male.
>>35553608
Thanks lad, appreciate it. The job's a good step in the right direction as I've not worked this year. Fully intend to slug it out until xmas now, no breaks.
>>35553815
It's easy to get fired mate just tell everyone what you really think of them
>>35553831
>an urge to get fucked
You want a penis to rip your anus wide open and make you bleed and shit yourself?
>>35553831
You would probably feel disgusted with what you've become desu, don't recommend it
>>35553575
Looks Asian? Also looks super dry. She probably does this a lot for attention and isn't even that into sex.
>>35553861
yeah that sounds about right
>>35553875
what if its a poster from here?
>>35553632
Found him on a bf/gf thread on r9k.
Yeah i think so.
>>35553887
Fucking a robot won't help lad, trust me I know these things. You're only getting these urges because of the shit you've seen online, if you start sulking cock you'll convince yourself that you're gay, then mental breakdowns ensue
>>35553876
>looks super dry.
looks like she's dripping grool to me. lick that shit up faggot
Have you lads ever met anybody from the 'chon?
I spent a weekend with a couple of lads from /brit/. Was good fun 2bh.
I'm a virgin and the more time goes on the more i'm replused by females, both their personalities and looks. I don't feel any sexual attraction to them and can't get erect over females anymore.
What do I do lads?
>>35553962
I can't imagine how meeting another robot would go. Tbh too scared of getting murdered
>>35553658
The Cure are confirmed /r9k/ music
>>35553976
Watch asmr desu, it will make you like the gentleness of women again
Fugg I don't wanna leave this thread but I gotta sleep cuz wagecuck
Good night lads
Been bullied by a boss, saying if I didn't go to another store I'd probably have my shifts cut down to one a week.
No prior notice as the rules state 48hrs notice needed.
Good little burger slave I am, had no choice but to get butt fucked.
>>35553962
Is don't post in any other board except /r9k/.
I'd not averse to a SE or London meet. No homo.
>Seems like street lights, glowing, happen to be
>Just like moments, passing, in front of me
>So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare
>See I know my destination, but I'm just not there
not original what the fuck
>>35553992
Not sure about this gimmick that everyone on 4chan is some sort of weirdo or fruitloop.
Most of us are disillusioned young men but other than that the majority of folk on the 'chon are fairly orthodox individuals.
>>35553962
Posted this before but I sold drugs to a guy from here.
>>35553962
Met quite a few lads for here actually yeh, was good fun.
fugged on Viagra tonight boys. was like being 20 again. it's expensive though so I'm gonna try to get my GP to prescribe it
>>35553962
I'm a shut in loser who hasn't spoken to anyone outside his close family his whole adult life. Just the idea of meeting people feels surreal at this point
>>35553958
Already have qt Asian gf to sit on my face and wank me off.
>>35553962
I met with a few lads from here actually, well the waifubois. We had a few laughs and one of them tried to lewd me around bedtime.
>>35554089
>fugged
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
>>35554036
I'll defo come to a SE or London meet up
You don't mind Travellers, do you, lads?
>>35554089
Where'd you get it?
AB?
>>35554085
I bought drugs from a lad on here but they never arrived.
Turns out the dimensions of his parcel disqualified it from letter status and he didn't pay for the appropriate postage stamp. There's a big bag of vallies sitting at my local depot that I can't get my paws on because I gave the sender a fake name.
>>35554036
I too, would maybe be interested maybe.
>>35554158
Cant you get it if you prove you live at the same address?
>>35554145
Nah, I have no idea how to use that. Ordered it semi-legitimately (lied a bit on the medical questions) from Superdrug online. Didn't know until the other day that you could do that. They sent it totally discretely to the post office
>>35554192
Probably but I'm not keen on fannying about over a bag of illegally procured valium. Purely in the interests of caution.
>>35554138
You a legit gypo?
Probably wouldn't meet a pikey desu. Scared.
>>35554182
LONDON?
>>35554221
I imagine you'll get it a lot cheaper on AB.
Its a bit of a pain in the arse but worth it.
>>35554255
>LONDON?
Technically Surrey but one stop away.
>>35554221
What. You can do that? Wanna just try desu. Saying that though. My cock does feel weaker then when I was in my early 20s. Wouldn't wanna depend on it.
Gonna look into this.
Haven't seen a call for waifus. Thought I might post one.
>>35554089
>was like being 20 again
I'm 20 and I can barely muster a semi when I have a wank.
>>35554263
Doctorfox is apparently a totally legit online pharmacy and I can get 32 50mg pills for 52 quid. Cut those in half and it's less than a quid a fuck, so that's what I'm doing next unless my GP hands some over.
I don't think I actually need them but since an embarrassing incident at the weekend I'm terrified it'll keep happening
Anyone in South Wales Cardiff/Newport Area?
>>35554255
Yes unfortunately. I can bring a bit of cheese if you like a smoke. Would be nice to meet some of the people on here for an hour or two.
>>35554292
Yep, Lloyds and Superdrug both have online doctor websites where they sell you it totally legally. I really had no idea until the other day. Seems so open to abuse, especially as you can just tick a "don't tell my GP" box
Since we're at it
Anyone in Scotland? Either central belt or NE. Teuchters need not apply.
>>35554341
Embarrassing incident was likely a mental thing and viagra doesn't help that beyond placebo. Which I guess is enough.
I spent like a tenner on wider condoms. I guess what ever helps.
>>35554386
I think you're probably right lad but that placebo sure did its job tonight. Plus the erection is definitely stronger.
>>35554319
Nice one lad, just watching some power rangers on twitch and playing some vidya.
very happy the waifu likes to watch it as well.
>>35554359
What site you at?
>>35554427
I'll call you a cunt in chat. See if you can't spot me.
>its another find a girls facebook based on an alarming paucity of information episode
Ah yes what a time to be alive. Literal met this bint months ago for about five minutes without learning her name then walked past her on campus a few days back. That's literally all it takes.
>>35554431
Rather not say. But I'm on the outskirts of London/Kent
>>35554485
I doubt i will but keep trying lad.
there's a club if youd like to go
you could meet somebody who really looves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die
>>35554521
Sidcup way?
You ever just wanna give up the gypsy life? Can't imagine it tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSO2wMopoU
when Bossman throws in another wing
>>35554636
Give us a pic, laddo
Why do I find this bint so attractive lads?
I'm not the type of cunt to develop infatuations or maintain a so-called waifu but I have an entire folder of her on my hard drive.
She isn't even a model or owt. Everybody says she's average at best when I post her.
Anyone else get a throbbing hardon from this beauty? I would kill a litter of puppies with my bare fists just to lay a finger on her.
And yes I forgot the picture. I'm a mong cunt.
>>35554636
forgot the picture lmao
>>35554564
Not too far from Sidcup. Yes, I absolutely want to move away and into a flat/house. I've been on this site for years though, we haven't actually been on the move for years.
>>35554670
I actually managed to trigger Kay by telling her I was selling KAYS GOOD COOKING merchandise on Alphabay haha
Im a naughty little gypo
>>35554712
bit cheeky that is m8, think you need a good smack to the gob
>>35554712
>trigger Kay
>spelling her name 'Kayee' usually does it.
>>35554712
>>35554735
Please be nice to mummy kay, she is a gift to us and we need to not ruin it and her.
>>35554756
She fucking murders food, i'll give her that.
>>35554734
No, please. We travellers are a people of peace
>>35554807
reeeeeee gypos out!
pick up your litter!
>tfw nobody rates your waifu
>>35554907
>reeeeeee gypos out!
What about mongrels with some Roma in them? I live a house and I'm a good boy.
>>35554937
Which one is yours, lad?
>>35554947
The big fucking long post painstakingly crafted by myself in order to stimulate discussion on the nuances of female beauty
>>35554669
>>35554942
It's hard trying to fit in with the gorjas, lad.
>>35554972
>3D waifus
Sacrilege mate.
>>35554942
is any of the following relevant to you
>you posses a designated shitting caravan?
>you fill up a field with rubbish every 6 weeks?
>you have an infant relative with fake tan and pieced ears?
if you answered no to all these questions you're fine
>>35554937
3d women are not liked here, i like 2d women and boys. i rate your waifu utter trash.
Is there anything more depressing than looking at Kay attempt to cook mince
>>35555053
Being on /r9k/ is a pretty strong contender
>>35555053
cucks that think her and lee aren't genuinely taking the piss
>>35555025
>you posses a designated shitting caravan?
Is this actually a thing?
>>35555053
God you brits are pathetic. SAD!
>>35555053
i would suck on her meat and baps any day lad :^)
>>35555109
its too genuine for that lad, and goes too deep.
>>35555053
Whats wrong with it? It looks pretty good to me
>>35555112
i've heard of it, would you want to live in a tiny van with everybody shitting in a closet right next to kitchen/livingroom
>>35555112
Only newly married couples actually stay in a caravan for muh culture reasons. They don't even use the caravan's toilet, there's a normally a small outhouse/washroom on the site for them to use.
>>35555053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwznJ2ilpsE this is somewhat worse because you go into it expecting something, anything really more than what you get. Its quintessentially kay.
>>35555187
Giving me flashbacks to my childhood caravan holidays mate.
>>35555220
Is that a succulent chinese meal?
>>35555220
>>35555053
What happened with Kay being on tv?
>>35555225
Chinese curry mix thanks for watching.
>>35555232
Harry hill new show sometime soon thanks for watching.
>>35555267
Is Kay real or is she just a character?
>pre purchase a game
>no preload
Well, that's just fucking great
fug
>http://www.bbk.ac.uk/psychology/psychologyexperiments/experiments/facememorytest/startup.php
how do i stop my belly button from stinking? no matter what I do when i stick a finger it reeks, its even worse after washing cause all the waste water goes in there and makes it stink even more
>>35555783
dry it properly
>>35555823
I can't though, their is a loose hanging mole in there and it hurts if I try
>>35555888
Rip the fucker off you pussy.
>>35555783
let me clean it with my tongue.
Nico nico nii, night time /britfeel/!
>>35556034
I want to drink Nico's nico-nico-pee.
>mfw /pol/ is planning on dropping a bucket with a MAGA hat and a confederate flag attached onto Shia's flagpole using a drone
>>35556115
That would be the best thing they've done yet. I think an Infowars flag would be pretty funny too.
>>35556222
They're just waiting for the stream to go back up. According to satellite images Shia was sitting at the base of the flagpole guarding during the last two days of the stream.
>>35555780
How long does this go on for?
>>35555780
this some bullshit, I remember faces fine
>>35555780
I've got to the fucking blurry faces and my ability to recognise them has tanked
>>35555780
Fucking hell, lads. Am I facial recognising autist or something?
To that lad who suggested asmr, its working and even if most of its fake its just comforting to see the tender side of women again
>>35556367
Did you give them your email. You're definitely getting a response
>>35556590
Nah I didn't. I took the test again and got 0% I know for definite I got a few of the blurry tests right. This shit is rigged
>>35556624
I thought I fucked up so much on the blurry shit so much but I got 93%. I don't know what this is but I hope they don't call me in.
>>35556667
>Many people with prosopagnosia aren't able to recognise family members, partners or friends. They may cope by using alternative strategies to recognise people, such as remembering the way they walk, or their hairstyle, voice or clothing. But these types of compensation strategies don't always work, particularly when a person with prosopagnosia meets someone out of context, at a place or time they're not used to seeing that person.
I do none of this shit but according to this test I'm like confirmed to have it, pretty severely apparently. Seems like a disorder you'd know you have but I've never even thought about it
>take test for the 3rd time
>get 93%
this test is broken as fuck
>finish watching moe anime
>its the last episode of its series
>you will never watch a new episode of that anime again
>get super depressed
>try to kill myself
This was me last night, am I legit autistic?
>>35556945
Did you give them your email? I made a mistake
>>35556970
they never asked me for it
>>35556966
I feel the same but without the suicide attempt part
>>35556994
Hmm. I'm concerned now.
>>35556348
Are flagpoles noisy? Might be able to ninja capture the flag if he isn't looking.>tfw no irl capture the flag in your country
>>35557033
Why lad what's happened
oregano
>>35556966
Ritzu is so damn cute with that hairstyle.
im watching couples arguing on youtube lads, makes me feel happy
>>35557067
Well they asked for my email but not yours and we got the same score.
>>35557047
The pulley will squeak
>>35557088
Worrying lad, the men in black gonna take you away for analysing
>>35557072
Why cant they make season 3? It could be azunyan, ui, and jun chan with some new characters :(
>>35557108
I don't want to go away. Don't let them to take me
>>35557170
great things cant last forever, sometimes the magic has to end, luckily Jun lives on in constant pornographic stories and art.
>>35557170
It could be Azu, Ui and Jun or the original 4 in college. I just need more moe bullshit.
>>35557236
You're right, but I still get the feels. I guess I'll find a new animu, you know any similar to k-on lad?
Yet somehow I can recognise fucking cartoon characters with no problems.
think I might be developing schizophrenia
hmm
what do I do?
>>35557580
just be yourself laddy
>>35557580
Become a trap
Iamogrijinate
I hope I'm not like this when I'm 50 years old
>>35557638
JESUS CHRIST THAT LEGIT SPOOKED ME YOU CUNT
>>35556966
Kek. You're posting in /britpol/ too right?
>>35557669
genuine question, do you think facebook will still be around in 20 or 30 years? or will it be something even more intrusive and anti-robot
any of you still awake? Reel NEET hours here
>>35558548
I'm here lad. I can't even semi-regulate my sleep schedule any more. I don't know how my parents expect me to find a job.The JobCentre people are going to fucking hate me.
>>35558548
yes but i should not be hehehe
my rectum/ass really hurts after eating, like I can barely sit down.
>>35559106
lewd pic
>>35559170
Just a bit of tasteful lip lad. And for Junlad I'll allow it.
>>35559186
will you allow this
?
>>35559228
I swear I've seen your dick more than my own at this point.
>>35559249its not mineI wish it was that big and the foreskin was actually functional
>>35559277
It's okay lad. I've got five inches of disappointment in my boxers that I occasionally slap about for recreational purposes.
>>35559326
>I've got five inches of disappointment in my boxers
You're five inches when flaccid?
dang
>>35559335
Na, five inches rock hard.
Looks like a sad chili pepper flaccid.
i want to be choked
>>35559352
I'd probably still suck it tbqh
>>35559326
You know that's enough right?
You don't usually get all of your dick into a girl.
Most of the time i'm hovering with an inch or two outside of her.
Your sex will just be more intimate mate.
(sorry if you're not actually a virgin)
I think I might be gay tbqh desu
>>35560527
You probably just fap too much.
After a point you'll get off to anything.
Watching some Jared Leto interviews. Funny watching how uncomfortable he makes people. I can't tell if he does it intentionally or if he's like an extremely good looking and successful robot.
>>35560527
do you want to meet up and bum me?
Just made a belting brew ladskies.
>>35560590
it's not that anon
I don't use porn and I fap 2-3 times a week
>Tfw you wasted your youth thinking you could make up for it as an adult but in reality it's like trying to build a house on sand
>>35561248
do you ever look back on specific turning points of your youth, knowing that if you had made a different decision back then that everything would've been better now? i've been doing that a fuckton lately.
>>35561248
>build a house on sand
Not too diff diff lad. Ye ne'er heard o' piles or raft foundations? Probably not.
t.civil engineer
Would really like it if a petite qt girly girl was sucking on my cock right now 2bh.
>tfw no feelings
Pretty common feel now
>Go to sleep at 8pm because feel like shit
>Wake myself up once sneezing (?)
>Wake up again to foghorns because it's foggy as fuckoutside
>Wake up now, 9am
>Slept for 13 hours
>>35556534
i got the same score, although i dont know how i managed the last questions
>>35555780
I have difficulty recognising some family and friends but I got 82% so I guess I'm not a total spaz
Okay lads. Got a Jobsfare at 11 that i really cant be fucked to go to.
I don't want to waste money on the bus fare and I'm tired as fuck.
Is there a foolproof reason or excuse i can give where they can't get mad?
>tfw mum asks to borrow 40 quid so she can go get a 60 quid haircut
>already owes me over 400
never seeing it back lads
>>35562408
say you had an interview
>>35562438
Is that such a good idea? Don't want to get btfo by the dole detectives.
I want this very badly.
A guy would be fine too.
>>35562482
just tell them you had a telephone interview for some call centre, they wont care enough to check
>>35562499
Telephone interview, seems like they'd just tell me i could do that anywhere...
>>35562527
then tell them they were phoning you on your landline, not your mobile
>>35562563
Still seems a bit weak, how far do they go to check an actual interview?
>>35562598
they dont, theyre not mi6 theyre fucking office workers at the jobcentre
>>35562651
Fair point, should I call and tell them or hope they call me about the fare and then let them know? Just trying the best route, had a lot of shit off them in the past.
>Walking round place talking to myself like usual
>Start singing badly for a bit as I finish up from my shower
>Thought I hear a knock but put it down to the radiators
>Keep singing Who am I
>Someone knocks louder on the door
they heard me
THEY HEARD ME
>>35562697
You can't be penalised extra for lying. If you ever admit to forgetting something you'll get sanctioned. If you lie, you might get away with it and you might not.
Nipped into greggs for a bacon roll and second day in a row
> bacon will be about 4 minutes
Why are these fuckers so useless?
>>35562697
just bring it up the next time you have to go in
>>35562731
>>35562747
So you're saying it'd be better to lie now rather than lie at my next meeting, seems to me it might go down a bit better in person?
I want to be literally anyone other than me
>>35562794
Say you've been throwing up and are gonna go to the walk in centre instead. Ez
ooking for someone who attends this gym for a discreet nsa thing. This could be on going depending on our first encounter. Send pics and stats or youb will be ignored. Safe only means oral too.I have no problems meeting guys in real life. In clubs, coffee shops, or any public place but most of them know that this hot girl is packing a secret.Athletic guy looking for some oral action now. You come over and go down on your knees and enjoy it until I finish. Prefer athletic and muscular guys only. Email me with a pic and your stats for a response. Looking to host now ..If you can't sensually suck for a hour plus on your knees, Black young dude looking to get wild and have some fun times fucking... Black young dude looking to get wild and have some fun times fucking... Virgin chub bottom looking for two or more cocks 19 year old chub with a super tight virgin ass here. After all this time nobody real has messaged me. Still a virgin. I want more than one cock to suck and get fucked by. The perfect scenario would be to suck the cocks then have each cock take turns fucking my ass while I suck a cock. Maybe we can do DPVirgin chub bottom looking for two or more cocks 19 year old chub with a super tight virgin ass here. After all this time nobody real has messaged me. Still a virginCan't travel. Willing to do car play or public play. I swallow. I'm into role play, piss play, group play, scat, bondage, being a slave, facials and much more. If this is up, I'm still looking Looking for some sexy tops for tomorrow morning. Prefer if you can host. Otherwise I have about hour to host around 7:30am. Send pics and stats or youb will be ignored. Safe only means oral too.I have no problems meeting guys in real life. In clubs, coffee shops, or any public place but most of them know that this hot girl is packing a secret.Athletic guy looking for some oral action now. You come over and go down on your knees and enjoy it until I finish. Prefer athletic and muscular guys only.
tfw get banned
tfw static ip
Got a dentist appointment in an hour, not sure if I need to pay
I am working but on my last assessment date I got the full benefit minus the sanction
After that going to register with GP
>>35562881
Tried that one in the past for something else, didn't end well, they asked for a doctors note over it and I ended up signing off from sheer embarrassment
its shit living in a uni city. everytime i go out I'm surrounded by young qt girls and it kills me inside knowing that i'd never be with any of them.
>>35563143
Similar feeling here
I'll never be them or even friends with them
>>35563143
mate, it's shit living. when nobody wants you
doesn't matter where you live.
>>35562794
How about an Email saying I have an interview at dominoes or some shit and to get in touch if he needs to tell me otherwise, seems pretty basic
>>35563059
Thought you had a job babe?
For anyone wanting to lose weight fast, here's an article on shedding 7kg in a single day without surgery or exercise.
http://bbc.in/2mjwF2C
>ring dwp to say I cant make a UC appointment because I am sick
>automated response says you must still attend appointment unless you have evidence, or you can be sanctioned
What the fuck!?!?
How do I prove it, do I need to bring them a bucket of vomit??
REEEEE
>>35562870
I know this feeling all too well.
>Tfw i've genuinely wondered what life would be like if I cut my own leg off so I could be the guy with the bionic leg / the guy in the wheelchair, because it's such a radical change as to offer a fresh start.
99% sure if I told a psychoanalyst this they'd tell me it represented a fantasy of killing myself without actually dying, just transitioning into someone else.
>>35563439
Go and throw up on the bitch at the desk
>I am a 24 year old straight man and I'm looking to meet men, women, TV/TS, couples.
>>35563439
The machine's an automated cunt, the folks at the DWP aren't any better. Even if you actually miss it because your sick they'll just send the usual letter to appeal, the folks who read them must be complete pushovers because I've never failed one once.
>>35563501
Never been in this situation, guess I just wait for that letter then.
>>35563439
Just go in. If you were ill enough that you couldn't you'd be in hospital.
In a a bit of a countdown conundrum lads...
24yo kissless virgin here with no understanding of dating etiquette or women in general.
Over the past few months I've somehow ended up three dates in with two separate girls.
Girl 1 is like girl on the left. She's grown out of that look a little bit but is still a empty headed party girl type. She's 19yo with at least two past BFs and one one night stand l. She shares little interests with me but wants my dick and thinks I'm "different from other guys" and mysterious. Basically because I'm not a chav. Think she sees me as an opportunity to climb out of her working class cesspit.
Girl 2 is like girl on the right but a little more petite. 23yo, solidly middle class like me, studies psych at uni and is now in a stable administration type job. Likes video games and is a bit of an introverted autist like me with similar intelligence. I was the first date she'd ever been on and there's a high chance she could be a virgin.
I've fucked neither and kissed girl 1. Both are pretty interested in me and it's blowing my mind. Who should I go for and who should I disappoint? Or should I just try to fuck both until it all blows up in my face?
Help me lads...
>>35563651
girl 2 obviously you normie retard, how is that even a question? girl 1 is just a slut and will leave you
>>35563540
Yeah, the appeal comitee don't have to deal directly with people I think so they actually see sense. If your too ill to go the the JC but not ill enough to go to the doctors they'll probably let you off
>>35563651
Girl 1 seems far too superficial and will probably leave you after the mystery is gone
Girl 2 seems genuine and there aren't any downsides from what information you've given
>>35563651
Fuck em both, stick with two if you're feeling Alpha. Just 2 if you're a betaboi
>>35563713
>risk losing both to impress me
>>35563679
I agree that's my feeling too but my attraction to girl 1 comes from how different she is from me. Very unreflective and fun. Imagine she will fuck good. But guess she'll probably easily tell how inexperienced I am.
Anyone have an opinion on sertraline?
>>35563732
Do you care about a relationship or a quick fuck?
>>35563810
Quite interested in both.
>>35563846
a relationship will give you many fucks
>>35563651
go out with girl 2 and fuck girl 1 on the side.
>>35563290
Got a Thursday every three weeks off and a Tuesday and two weekends
>>35563846
Then there's your perfect solution. Do the romancing and dating side of things with girl 2, and just use girl 1 for the sex.
You get the best of both worlds and each girl is getting something unique so neither of them will be jealous.
>>35563651
You can't lift chav girls out of it m8. They always sink back
>>35563887
Oh I see. So the benefits aren't JSA?
Come back with any new fillings? *wink*
>>35563803
It relieves some of the symptoms of depression
Like making it easier to get up in the morning but if you're depressed you might noit want that
>>35563895
Universal credit, still got paid last months because my job didn't pat me until thew end of the month which was AFTER the assessment date
Also my dentist wasn't in today so my appointment was cancelled
>>35563803
I hated it. My doc told me not to look at the side effects. After a week of noticing my downstairs not behaving I checked the side effects. If choking the chicken is one of your only sources of pleasure, say no to sertraline.
>>35563927
My John Thomas was never the same after SSRIs. I wish I'd never fallen for it
>>35552909
prolly wud
Some of you guys are alright. Dont go to Planet Namek tomorrow.
>>35563943
I feel for you lad,
When I noticed mine was being cheeky, I halved my dose and then took myself off them.
Didn't tell my doc as he was useless anyway; told him before I didn't want pills but he kept pushing them on me until I tried it.
>>35563993
i went to the doctor and said that i didn't like the side effects but she just gave me more and told me to continue taking them and the side effects would go overtime. i thought fuck that and just threw the prescription in the bin. i haven't been back since.
ESA got cancelled. Now I have to apply for JSA. hold me
>>35564063
just to let you know you can appeal
Any of you lads done intensive driving lessons? I'm in my 30s and never learned. Think I should but I don't want to spend 6 months on it.
>>35564063
jesus anon, that sucks.
can't you appeal? even if you don't win, you can tie up their time.
>>35564073
it will be very difficult, you really need to have at least a basic grasp of driving before you do an intensive course and ideally a car you can drive around outside of the course to practice even more
>>35564067
>>35564075
not sure if it's worth appealing i got literally no points on the assessment
>>35564073
dont do intensive. I recently passed at age 27 and i did intensive. I paid 500 for a week intensive course and was nowhere near passing. Had to do another 10 lessons after
>>35564120
were you getting ESA before, or just the initial part?
iirc you can fight it up to a proper tribunal. (where they get something like a doctor, a judge and a layman to decide.)
>>35564120
>not sure if it's worth appealing
this is how they get people, they want you to not be bothered
>>35564136
ive been getting it for few months, this was my first medical assessment. Do they pay me during the appeal? if so it might be worth it
Gotta say I am very excited to wank off to more androids tomorrow, lads
>>35564073
>take normal driving lessons
>fail my test three days ago for getting a serious
>only get four minors
>driving teacher is trying to jew me out of more lessons
>>35564221
try failing 3 times with only 1 minor each time
>>35564232
You got right fucking jewed, lad
How bad do antipsychotics fuck you up in the long run lads?
>>35564221
you should have maybe one lesson from him every 2 weeks between tests just to stay refreshed
Fred were are fucking legend lads to be quite desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1WOnR2KBY
>>35564232
>tfw passed with 14 minors
>>35564285
How big was his dick, lad?
>>35564285
>>35564232
>9 minors
>dual controlled twice
>let the car roll down the hill at the start because I had never actually started the car before - it was always running when I got in outside my house
>passed first time
>>35564263
If your on the more modern ones they will make you hungry all the time, fuck up your metabolism and basically make you a fatty on the train to cardiac problems in later life.
>>35564120
A few years ago I got no points and appealed successfully
what the fuck is a minor? minor mistake?
>>35564369
under 16s
>>35564369
minor is for a mistake that is bad but not bad enough to fail. 1 serious is a fail
>>35564320
I have to take Seroquel but I don't know what for I've never been diagnosed and I'm not that worried about weight gain I only eat once a day.
i quit my job and spend all day smoking weed and making music. What benefits am i entitled to?
>>35564451
>i quit my job
>What benefits am i entitled to?
Not even JSA lad - ye quite ye job. Square root o fuck all.
>>35564416
Quetiapines actually one of the best for side effects so you should be OK.
>>35564518
Good to hear, is it odd though for them to be giving me psychotics without a diagnosis or any word as to what I'm suffering from
Horse riding must be a good way to meet grils eh lads?
Grils love horse.
What is a good excuse to get into a stable if ye no interest in the horse or the stable though lads? Only things i like riding are grils and liter sport bikes, Seabiscuit thundercock can go fuck himself.
GP surgery told me to fuck off
Only accepting new patients between 1-2pm
>>35564607
God bless the NHS
>>35564512
The first sanction doesn't last long and you can claim you were fired
>>35564607
did you book your appointment?
My brother left his PS4, might buy Digimon or Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2
>>35564657
No?
Not registered yet
Will go back now-ish
Need to book the dentist appointment though, will ask for a different person to do my fillings
>>35564630
>claiming u were fired when you jacked
typical lying paki. what a fucking lying cunt
fuck it
odds i search for a new laptop
evens i pleasure myself then play vidya all day again
>>35564536
I've seen it prescribed for psychosis, mood disorders and borderline personality disorder.
If you have trouble regulating your emotions it could be that.
Been out of work since December. Run out of money. Now need to sign on.
Says I got to do it online? So difficult.
>>35564698
Yeah my main symptoms are things such as paranoia (to the extent I've ruined relationships with my family), as well as mood swings and behavior that's a lot on impulse, I don't put thought into my actions, as well as depression and suicidal tendencies/behavior. Not one to self diagnose so I'm just waiting to find out. Have also been in states where everything just isn't real and that's when I do the weirdest shit. I've had friends tell me I don't have emotions and I'm somewhat detached in the sense that I can't give a shit about anyone and have an irrational idea that all humans are awful.
>>35564750
I'm also obsessive and my paranoia leads to delusions
whats your fetish britlads?
>>35564817
Centaur girls at the moment
>>35564817
Can't cum if a Twix isn't in frame
>>35564817
i pretty much have every fetish apart from cheating/cuckold and feet
>>35564817
Guro.But not too much of it, and only to my waifu
>>35564817
Crying. Gets me rock hard.
Is it an autism thing that as I learn more, I tend to assume other people have learned more as well? Or is that just the general "imposter syndrome" of being good at something?
It sometimes hits me completely out of the blue that while I'm talking about something, the other person doesn't know anything about the topic, doesn't need to know (even though it's useful trivia for understanding the world, in daily life it's useless to them.), and doesn't really care, so even though my explanation of - say - countercyclical spending in a recession was successful, it's just kind of brushed off with "I still think X" - I don't push the issue, ever, because by that point I realize it'd just be wankish and civility is the most important concern, but it's an odd experience.
Confounding this is that I'm not actually particularly smart. Pissing about with IQ tests online tends to put me at-or-below average.
>>35564817
Really roughing up a girl and dominating
>>35564817
fat fetish, which is a good thing since theres plenty of fat girls around. still a virgin though since it seems no fat girl wants a skinny guy.
>>35564750
Sounds like a variation of a personality disorder. Potentionally emotionally unstable PD.
Unfortunately prognosis is long and arduous. No realy quick fix but people tend to get better with age as they learn to compensate for their problems.
>>35564887
hello mado anon
the new youtube layout is awful
white is a terrible choice
Just regained access to my email account
So I'm guessing the police gave up
Just read that the ombudsman decided that there had been no wrongdoing in my case against the uni
They also declined to even view the 4chan links and blog as they believed them to be racist and contain threats of sexual violence towards women
It sounds like they're just parroting what the uni told them
They even said if the police wasn't already aware then they'd pass them on
>>35564837
Good taste my man. Glad to see someone else here who gets it.
>>35553962
Was there a lot of sexual tension?
>>35554319
Ask and ye shall receive
>>35553962
I've met about half a dozen people via britfeel and nearly all of them have been top lads desu
Mum is watching the paki programs on freeview channel 77 again
By the time they're 40-50 paki women act like they're 70+
>>35564217
A2 is better imo.
I had a dream last night where I had white ancestry, it was a white great grandmother
Felt so real
>>35565552
I just rotate through monster girl fetishes. A little bit of lamia, a little bit of centaur, a little bit of spider girl, a little bit of oni. Just that sort of thing.
I'm thinking of taking up fishing again, I've managed to get all my gear out of the shed, I just need a license now
>>35564817
It used to be feet until I got a footjob from a hooker and it was the most boring sexual experience ever.
>>35565696
Being a minority in a stranger's land is messing you up, lad. Return to your ancestral homeland and be at peace amongst your own people.
>>35565832
Too late to fix me now
It feels like the people I work with only have 3 conversation topics
>football
>the good ol days
>people pretending to be homeless for money
They seem to just cycle througg
>>35565924
Normies talk about loads of things and share jokes/banter
What I wouldn't give to be part of their world
Mum keeps calling me out on wishing ii wasn't born a paki
>>35566012
She should be calling you out for wishing you were born at all.
>>35561300
I know that if I changed a few events in my life I'd have a job in geology and still have my QT childhood friend as my gf/wife.
In reality, I fucked up both of those prospects.
Same as always lads.
Just scammed another free week of WWE Network
whats a good holiday for a robot lads? feel like saving up for a trip somewhere
>>35566225
I like the scottish highlands personally.
>>35566260
well i live there already kek, not exactly a getaway
>>35564817
Hypnosis/mind control. Hard to find decent porn for desu.
>>35566225
Depends what you wanna do innit
Heard that old Sophie Ellis Bextor song "murder on the dancefloor" today and i remembered how fucking hot she was.
So i look up what she's doing now and came across this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDGdTm3Lig
Rubbed myself raw desu.
>>35566368
Cor what a little strumpet.
>>35552562
Lad who didnt have paracetamol from boozing it up yesterday, just woke up. Went to sainsburys got some paracetamol and ibuprofen and some more booze. Just cracked a can open. Long live joy.
>tfw binging on visual novels while AFK grinding on korean mmos
I've been laying in bed for the past 36 hours, need to starve myself further for manchester anime con in 3 weeks.
haven't even gotten my ryu costume yet, oh well, its not like getting red gloves, a black belt, a bandanna and ripping the sleeves off a gi takes more than 1 hour in the city.
>>35566420
>manchester anime con in 3 weeks.
Are you the lad on DNP and stuff?
>>35566431
yeah.
motherfucking source is a piece of shit who delayed my order 2 weeks now, "oh sorry, t3 was out of stock, ill ship your order on monday"
well its fucking thursday afternoon and my shit still isn't here.
I need the damn winstrol and superdrol at least 2 weeks before the event.
>>35566368
id love to murder her dancefloor if you know what i mean lads.
>>35566442
Your cycle sounds eye watering mate. How are the side effects? I forget why weight/bodyfat you're aiming for?
Anon who used viagra for sex last night here. Just had a non-viagra wank and it was rubbish. Going to talk to my GP next week but in the meantime have gone on doctorfox and ordered 16 generic viagra tablets for 35 quid. should be able to split them in half and get 32 so I reckon that'll last me a while. Still can't get over the fact that this is all totally legal
Wank and fuck all you can in your 20s, boys, and stay away from SSRIs
>>35566368
I'd groove jet her spiller if you catch my meaning fellas.
>>35566368
>@1:56
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
just fuck my dick up senpaii
>>35566464
Yeah I jump from marijuanna to viagra to get a nice hard on. Feels good man.
>>35566463
want to go 9-10% , any less is complete misery.
ive never done superdrol, but combining it with winstrol should be nice on my liver and energy levels.
>>35566368
>tfw posh white girls like this have almost completey died out
>>35566368
reminds me of this dirty thot
>>35566509
Delete this.
Shitting up the thread.
>>35566494
Will you share a pic in your costume when you're done?
>>35566509
>look at my sad old man ass
Awful
>>35566511
sorry what, you wanted more?
>>35566527
Disgusting. Looks like she gives blowjobs behind the bins for a fiver.
Right lads it's the 31 year old loser back again; the one that's living in the shared house that got rejected by the French girl and the 26 YO Romanian girl in the space of a week, but fuck that.
Anyway there are three Romanian girls in total (it's getting confusing eh). Now, I'm referring to the Romanian girl in pic related, she shares her room with another Romanian girl (they are in their room now listening to a bit o Bob [Marley] so they have good taste). Anyway these girls are both quite 'curvy' as you can gather from pic related, the other is slightly smaller but not by much.
Thing that I find odd is they both occasionally shower together, or they are at least in the bathroom whilst one showers and the other one walks around? Now they were both in the bathroom about 10 minutes ago and the shower was running (my room is below the bathroom so I can hear it), so ye know what I did lads? Ye know what I fucking did??? I opened their unlocked bedroom door and had a quick look in their room. Fortunately I didn't explore further or I would have been caught as they came down about a minute thereafter. Naturally I didn't have time to grab me camera or I would have snapped a few shots for ya'll but I'm working on it.
Thing I find amazing - as I mention they are both 'curvy', but they must share the same bed as there is only one bed - it appears to be a three quarter size double, so quite 'cozy' with two big girls sharing eh lads?
What do we think lads? Innocent enough??
Answers on a post card lads.NOT AN ORIGINAL COMMENT APPARENTLY
>>35566464
>and stay away from SSRIs
Too late
>>35566540
How long have you been on them, anon, and how has it affected your benis?
>>35566535
> Looks like she gives blowjobs behind the bins for a fiver.
You fucking know it lad
>>35566516
ill try, my galaxy s6 got pocketed by some jamaican fucker and im using a 70quid LG G8 or something and the camera is pure cancer.
ill just get a decent pic off the actual event, ask someone with a camera or a non-peasant phone to take one for me.
>>35566535
>>35566559
She claims to have been thrown out of her secondary school for getting caught blowing someone.
>>35566576
certainly aint a bad way to go
>>35566539
"curvy" are you shitting me, if she's 5'5 she would be 180lbs, if she were 5'11 she'd be near 220lbs.
>>35566539
You should be "caught" wanking in their bed or something lad, it'll end in sex. They're romanian they have to do it.
>>35566558
few months, it's rare to finish a wank now
Very frustating
>>35566590
>5'11 she'd be near 220lbs
Shes a good 6 foot lad. Only a bit shorter than me, the 31 year old loser.
>>35566600
>dub
>trip
>dub
You might be onto something lad.
>>35566539
I feel like this is pakipoo all over again.
>>35566619
can we get a different picture of the lass, its hard to believe you when youre peddling the same picture every time lad
>>35566602
Is there any chance of you getting off them, lad? I ask because I haven't touched them in what must be well over 2 years and it just never went back to normal, whereas it did every other time I quit. Very dangerous stuff.
>>35566622
Heh, yeah, there are some similarities I can't fault ye there lad. Only this is actually real.
>>35566653
>Only this is actually real.
>>35566638
>can we get a different picture of the lass
Never even spoken to her so getting her pic isn't the easiest task, and I don't get many opportunities. To say it's risky snapping covert pictures of stranger housemates a bit of an understatement lad. You must want me to do a poleaboo round II.
Saying that I reckon I can get into their room for a good snoop at some point.
>>35566736
Mate you must think me a retard if youre claiming its hard to take a photo of a roomate, you just fucking snap a photo you spaz.
>walking back from the hair dressers
>everything went better than expected
>I didn't sperg out
>nearing the home stretch
>its school kicking out time
>see two of my sisters friends coming toward me
>hear cackling
>"hi anonettes brother!"
>"are you brother number one or brother number two?"
>can't think of anything witty to say
>"the f-first one"
>they walk on by laughing
Why can't I be like Chad and think of good instant comebacks?
>>35566786
shouldve whipped out your dick lad and made them get o their knees, schoolgirls love to pleasure older men its a fact.
>>35566786
>Not saying "number two more like number poo haha" and firing finger guns at them
Are you even autistic m8
>tfw 3 secondary schools and 2 primaries in the area
>tfw cant do FUCKING ANYTHING after 3pm on a weekday
>Go to paki shop
>queu 8 deep of school kids trying to buy cans of coke with 5p's and 10's.
>try to take the bus somewhere
>packed with nigger kids blasting music from phone
>Walk 3-4 in a row across the pavement so you cant pass them
>>35566786
>"are you brother number one or brother number two?"
I'll be honest mate I cant think of any good reply to that.
>>35566786
Should've said you were number two because you like smelling your sisters knickers that have the poo flakes on them.
>>35566786
For future reference, I tackle
> hey, you're femanon's brother
with
> Usually people say femanon is my sister, but it's nice to meet you
Generally gets at least a smile. I don't know why because it clearly isn't funny, but girls are pretty stupid
>>35566863
You know that paki shop is a front for rapists right?
Just like every paki takeaway.
Remember that when you support his business.
>>35566914
Every corner shop is a paki shop mate.
I have never in my life seen a corner shop that wasn't run by a paki.
Arizona's has just been added to my takeaway blacklist
Will be easier to diet now
>>35566914
They're tax cheats too
Long term NEET with health problems and tranny feels here
I just want to end it all, is there any painless way out??
>>35566927
I've only seen two that were an exception to the usual paki shops. even then they were run my browns. One was run by a sikh family and the other was run by some lebanese
>>35566960
Why would you want to end it? The post above you is a shining example of trannys, go join your heard m8.
>>35566927
We had one where I lived when I was younger, ran by this nice old white lady.
Don't know what happened to her, but after not visiting the shop for a couple of months I went in and found it ran by pakis.
It lost that comfy feel from then on.
reminder not to acknowledge the tripfag
>>35566978
Honestly if a white bloke opened a corner shop i would go out of my way to support him.
Do you ever look at normies and wonder how it could of been if you hadn't been fucked over by life and by yourself?
>>35567029
Agreed
Same with a white takeaway
>>35567029
Do it yourself mate.
When the race war comes we'll need white owned corner shops.
>>35567039
Well you'd be banned. The beauty of a white corner shop is you'd know the products haven't been touch by some paki.
>>35567036
i do the same but with autists contentedly fucking around with their retard drawings on sonic or making 5 hour youtube videos about inane shit
why the fuck didn't my parents get me diagnosed as a kid jesus fucking christ
>>35566960
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Suicide
>>35567029
There is a corner shop ran by whites in my village, but they have a downs syndrome girl working there so I avoid it because I'd probably struggle to interact with her normally.
I'm visiting family today. Honestly can't say if I'm looking forward to it or not.
>>35567081
What do you mean? Are you autistic and thinking that about yourself, or are you thinking how it'd be like without that about them?
for fucks sake lads. why do games even let you alt tab if they're just going to crash when you do
>>35567102
My sister just came round after a hospital visit.
Turns out she's gonna have a boy.
Finally, I'll have a nephew after three nieces.
>>35567142
Nice, lad. I've decided I am glad to be visiting family because my mum just said we can go visit my grandparents on sunday which will be nice.
>>35567131
Autistic thinking about myself.
I'm in a weird cyborg zone where I have a pseudo-self-awareness that stops me doing shit like that, because i was raised with 100% normalfag expectations.
So I'm in the 50/50 position of seeing the other side, and half smirking at how "cringe" they are, because that's been drilled into my head and I can figure out the humour of it from my own way of deducing what society wants (And it's certainly not sonichu), while simultaneously thinking "Well, they're happy making it, and they think people like it. They're not miserably posting on imageboards after waking up at 2pm"
I mean the way it's developed has undoubtedly spared me trouble and been useful in communicating with people, but the trade-off on the whole seems not worth it. Another thing I notice is that most autists seem to lack the crushing sense of time that hangs over me. They retain that childhood innocence that lets you spend 12 hours a day playing vidya without thinking "Christ, we're 3 months into 2017 already." whereas I'm already panicking about how I'll be 30 before I know it. (I'm 23.)
Fun!
I shaved my gooch because I was tired of getting shit cornrows. I can feel the front of my ass touching now, it's pretty uncomfortable.
>>35567286
>front of my ass
What does that even mean?
>decide to be social for once
>go to uni year society night out
>get ridiculously drunk
>pretty sure I tried to hit on a few grills on my course
>apparently I was thrown out of the club for being too drunk
>somehow got home
>flat covered in vomit and mud
Just kill me now. Last time I try to be social, I just make an arse of myself. Some guy had a panic attack and got put in an ambulance so at least that has diverted some attention from my antics
>>35567286
you'll regret it when it gets stubbly
but you'll be thankful in the long run
>bookmarks fucked off
Shit
3-D indigo child waifu is here to solve your girl problems lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RQ8h79HJEI
>>35567295
the bit where your butt cheeks meet before your gooch
>>35567343
But im a Ruby child, were at war with the Indigo scum
>day off work
>stay up till 5am last night because don't have to get up early
>just woke up
>have be up at 7am tomorrow
I'm fucked
>>35567405
>im a Ruby child
How do you know such a thing? I figured indigo children were just hippy types.
why is it impossible to find a fish and chip shop that has decent chips? literally none of them bother to boil their potatoes or double fry...inb4 people pretending they prefer soggy chips when they've never had anything else
>>35567437
It is, I just made up Ruby child as a joke
>>35566666
Original curiosity don't mind me. Finally got back home.
>>35567452
you get great chips with a crisp outer shell and fluffy insides up north if you go to any good chippy or takeaway for that. Shoutout to Bossman
>>35567437
This video pretty much explains it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmQ0-O2Q4AY
>>35567495
>Finally got back home.
Trapped in a foreign land?
>>35567523
>Bridget Nielsen
Got really confused because she doesnt look 60
Why the fuck am I stuck in East Devon
I never asked for this
Standing in Deansgate station whilst looking up at the beetham tower as soul music played was much more relaxing than pic related
My list of blacklisted takeaways
>Punjab
>Naz Kebab House
>Arizona's Fried Chicken
>Rochdale KFC
>International Fish & Chips
Only good one is Ali's chippy because they're grateful for the custom
>>35566535
When I was in year 9 the hardest boy in the year, Lewis, got his willy sucked by 2 year 11 girls
Fucking sick of this cold lads half tempted to put a tampon up my nose; it won't stop fucking running
>who else seasonal colds
>tfw no chubby qt 3.14 :(
>>35567437
>>35567523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baUs3Ddcrqw
I think this video explains it a bit better actually
>>35567724
>>35567523
Are you into this kind of stuff then?
>>35567724
>linking some Hotep shit
No.
>>35567697
Cute. Perfect amount of chub
my first job interview in months and i missed it because bus was stuck in traffic. fml
I stole a Lion bar from the paki shop yesterday lads. I was borderline drunk and the guy behind the till was busy with the guy in front of me. I just grabbed it and put it down my sleeve.
I'm basically a nigger now.
>>35567744
Yes, absolutely. If you are willing to open your mind to the possibility, you can be too. Open your eyes. Become woke.
>>35567975
I stole a can of monster from Tesco when I was like 13 because I had an hours walk home, no money and was thirsty as fuck
Ay what the fuck. Wasnt raining when I went inside
>>35568152
N E W C A S T L E ?
surprisingly not original
Just had an argument with an online friend. Not sure why. It was pretty trivial.
>>35568208
Na Liverpool innit
I'm feeling guilty because I havent worked out in awhile and feel like drinking. On the other hand no one is ever going to see my disgusting body.
>>35567724
>Arcturians, Indigo Children, and Starseeds
>>35567837
That's rough lad. Did you want the job?
>>35568227
Was it about waifus or something?
>>35568227
i assume it was something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyyyh8_Afyw
>>35568272
No. We had an inside joke that I'm a nazi that's been going on for a few weeks. I posted an image of hitler say he was mein fuhrer and then he got all uppity about it.
>>35568116
There is a special place in hell for us anon
>>35568320
Seems about right, to be fair.
>>35568324
Is he not a 4chan friend then? Who even gets upset about Hitler in the [current year].
>>35568415
Nah, started playing games together from twitch. Not too fussed he was a bit of a controlling dickhead.
tfw stuck in north east cambridgeshire
>On the bus to Wisbech
>Two chavs keep pressing the stop button
>Driver turns around and says "stop pushing that or I'll break your finger"
Wouldn't get away with that in London kek
>>35568324
This guy needs to up his banter tolerance tbqh
>>35568324
Yeah that's pretty tame. I once got my super liberal gay friend a copy of Mein Kampf for his birthday and he thought it was hilarious. Everyone else thought it was teh worst thing evar though.
>>35568452
lmao I was getting a bus to town one time and a bunch of year 7-8s were pressing the stop button and running around, the driver fucking kicked them off the bus and drove off, they looked fucking stranded
Holy fucking shit lads, my life has peaked, it'll never get better than this
>just got a haribo dummy in my tangfastic bag with a marshmallow bottom
Anyone else get nervous when they're about to travel? I get anxious and keep needing to piss.
>>35568579
Where you going lad?
Somewhere nice I hope.
>>35568627
Home to visit family. Got an hour and a half train ride
Looking for a rooty tooty fresh and fruity lad to cum in my booty
>tfw people give you drawings
What the fug do I do with them? Do I hang them up? Do I bin them?
>>35568579
yeah so nervous that I haven't really travelled at all in my adult life
Claiming the Ash Cash for this thread
>>35568694
Put it on the fridge mate
But not before taking a pic and showing it to your gr8 m8s here.
I really hate pakis, lads.
>>35568712
Do us all a favour and run for government.
>>35568694
cum on them and return them
>>35568694
Who the fuck randomly gives other people drawimgs
>>35568694
gives us lads a look, owt good in the collection
Just done in the gym. 35 minutes on the treadmill. Didn't feel to good after lads, but squiffy. Intended to do some weights but I was just too out of it.
Then some bloke claiming to be from the government invited himself in asking everyone about gas and electric. He was a slippery fella, his story didn't add up. He wanted to look at the meters but when I went down he just wanted to get in the block. He didn't have a meter key. Didn't have the postcode. Didn't know we were all electric, no gas. I don't know what his game was but I hope he doesn't come back.
>>35568812
Hope you've got contents insurance lad, you're about to get robbed.
>>35568694
>people
Do you mean children, or the severely mentally handicapped?
>>35568865
>[Weapon stashing intensifies]
I certainly do not have contents insurance. I think he was just a crooked salesman but you've got me on edge now.
>>35568943
sit with your front door open holding a kitchen knife all night
>>35568997
I do this anyway. Samurai sword works better though.
>>35568943
be on the lookout m8
whos starting the fucking thread then lads?
>>35568452
hahahaha I used to work in Wisbech occasionally. what a shitty town
>>35569042
I started this one so not me,
Fuck /brit/
I'm hanging here until it gets fixed
>>35569099
what's happening over there? too fast and normie for me to llurk desu
>>35569125
Either being raided by /cum/ or a load of spambots are kicking off and talking gibberish about mexican immigration
>>35569150
isn't it already a load of gibberish? how worse can it get
>>35569150
Sounds like business as usual
>>35569204
Shitposting isn't binary, there's a scale
This is at the bad end
>>35567975
>>35568116
>>35568358
I just stole a starburst from my sister.
>>35569293
>>35569293
>>35569293
Fresh originaI bread