TEACHER TEACHER! ANON HAS A GAMEBOY IN HIS JANSPORT

shut up nigger of course that wasn't original

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>>35551062
This fucking punk kid did this to me in third grade. I wasn't even playing it class. I brought it to school to play with my friend on the bus ride home. The fucking teacher searched my backpack, found it, and wouldn't return it for two months. Over 13 years ago and I still rage whenever I think back on it.

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TEACHER TEACHER!!!!! *POINTS TO YOU*

HE'S BOTHERING ME =//// PLEASE DESTROY HIM

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WHY BOYS SO MEAN

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>>35551185
>tfw i was that girl

it doesn't matter!!! YOU SHOULD RESPECT CLASS RULES AND WHY ARE U HURTING THE TEACHERS HEART ; _ ;

DO U WANT ANARCHY?!?!?!?! JUST BE AG OOD PERSON T.T.T.TGOSH....Y IS DAT SHO0 HARD

>>35551191
>>35551209
shut the fuck up u crybabies

sometimes i wish i was a teacher just so i could see who r the true loyal students ^-^ U THINK U CAN YOYO BEHIND MY BACK??? OH THE PRETTY CUTE AND HONEST LOYAL GIRL OVER THERE IN HER PRETTY SUMMER DRESS WILL TELL ME

I HATE U STUPID ABC LITTLE KID OMG :0
WOW girls are the best


i love how kids say everything
its hard for the teachers NOT to know whos good 0:)

>>35551273
>>>cosmomagazine

>>35551185
My teacher tried that bullshit on me and I told my mom, she yelled at the teacher that she paid for the shit so give it back

Thank you based mom

the best thing about being a teacher is have a chance to sexualize cute girls

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>>35551308
you are ANAUGHTY !BOY

>>35551307
Lucky you. My parents didn't do shit because I wasn't so supposed to bring it to school in the first place. The teacher eventually relented and gave it back to me.

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>>35551308
im telling and ur gonna get fucked in the ass.

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>me about to cry
>"omg, anon are you crying?"
>"hey hey! this anon is crying lol"
>*class internally laughing*
>cries for real

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>>35551387
My mom yelled and beat me on the car ride home for bringing it to school so I didn't get off free

>>35551062
>jansport
IT'S A FUCKING TARGUS YOU ILLITERATE NIGGER REEEEEEE

>>35551389
moralfag spotted
>not understanding a literal meme

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>>35551409
>*class externally laughing*

>6th grade
>teacher gave me the key for the classroom because I'm always early
>5:00 am
>open the room
>looks around
>close it again then fapped
good ol' days, yea

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>>35551551
tnx anon for making me remember it

YO YO TEACH
ANON GOT A GAMEBOY IN HE KNAPSACK

>>35551185
Why didn't you complain to the principal?

>>35551062
TEACHER TEACHER!

TYRONE HAS A CRACKHEAD IN HIS MOM'S ROOM

>>35551674
>calm the fuck down Tyrone, I said black holes are dense not black people are stupid

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>high school
>no seating arrangement
>kids usually stick to wherever they sat first
>single desks have tall storage compartments (pic related)
>science classes have long desks also with storage
>always come to first class
>always sit at the back corner
>chase kids (even Chads) out of my selected seats
>play PSP for 4 years

Kids these days don't know how good they have it with them phones

>>35551432
you're a meme you fucking emme

>>35551649
Staff always takes the side of other staff in any dispute over whether a punishment is deserved. They're either cynical and jaded, and figure the kid probably deserved it anyway, or they're strict authoritarians who are happy to punish kids just to set an example and keep everyone in line.

lack of any other recourse is why in a lot of schools the kid that tattled could expect to have the crap beat out of him sometime in the next few days.

*boy talks to me*

>>TEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAACCHHHEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!

just gotta post something from my school way back to keep this thread going
>there's an event at school
>me at the room doing nothing
>suddenly an anon approach me
>"hey, wanna go get some of 'that'?"
>"I don't know anon, there might be teachers roaming around"
>"don't worry, were just going to get 'that' when no one is looking around"
>we get out of that room and start looking for 'that'
>finally spotted it and the other anon is on lookout
>I sat down and proceed to take 'that'
>suddenly I saw anon gesturing 'gtfo there'
>then someone from behind place their hand on my shoulders
>ohfuckohfuck.jpg
>about to run but the owner stopped me
>other anon don't know what to do
>then I got my parents called to the office
>days after I was silently labelled ' that kid who tries to steal that thing'

>>35552046
>>35552195
>delete your post
>post it again with a trip
gas yourself

>>35552250
I think that's the reason why Hitler gas the jews

>>35551185
they are not supposed to take it anon
do you live in a third world country

>>35551649
I didn't know that was an option at the time.
>>35552363
No, California. All the other teachers didn't give a shit as long as you didn't play it in class. This teacher was just an old, bitter, fat bitch.

>>35551245
I HOPE U GET FUCKING KILLED U SNITCH BITCH.

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>>35551209
Did anyone notice that this littlr girl is naked? Jer nips aRE showing


Why do you have this

MOOOODS

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>>35551062
>playing game in study hall
>chads next to me start picking on me by putting their hands right in front of the screen

>>35553468
loll you'er so stupid.>>35553514
both of you, to the principles office nOW!

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I was playing my gameboy during lunch in middle school, sitting faraway in the field, not causing any harm to anyone, there are kids in the bathroom smoking weed, and the goddam principal herself comes to take my gameboy. I'm still so goddam mad I had to wait until the end of the school year, without a second thought I would murder her.

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>>35551062
>tfw i was the kid always drawing

TEACHER! HE'S DRAWING IN HIS BOOK AGAIN!

>Move chair
>Chair creaks
>EVERYONE, ANON FARTED!

>Talking to friends
>Say fuck
"TEACHER, ANON JUST SWORE"

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>>35551062
>Girl keeps kicking my ass
>Get upset and consult the teach
>"Oh, she just likes you, Anon."
>Think that she's bullshitting me
>mfw 11 years later, find out that she actually did like me, but high school is basically over and she was shipping out to college soon

>>35551307
Their face is always the best when they see the mother come in, because they know they've done fucked up and they're in the wrong. If they don't have that 'oh shit' face then more than likely they're allowed to do what they did.

>>35555022
It's a really retarded way of showing interest.

>Sitting in the back of the class
>Get decent grades and rapport with teacher
>Conspicuously picking nose one day
>"TEACHER! ANON IS PICKING HIS NOSE AND IT'S GROSS AND HE WON'T GET A TISSUE!"
>Roll up nose-candy, flick it at Stacy. Sticks to her face
>Stacy screeches in disgust
>Teacher says "Anon probably isn't doing anything of the sort. Leave him alone."

Being the teacher's pet feels good, man.

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>take my gameboy to school
>one of my games goes missing
>can't find it anywhere
>see another kid with it
"Miss, he stole my gameboy game"
"This is mine! Two people can have the same game you know!"
"Two people can have the same game anon, maybe you shouldn't bring this stuff to school and then you wouldn't lose it."
>what the fuck
>try and get it back
>have detention during lunch

Dumb bitch.

>>35551062
Fuck you Jamal, I'm deleting your save.

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>stepped on dog shit on the first day of third grade
>didn't notice the shit tracks i was leaving behind

TEACHER LOOK ANON HAS POOP ON HIS SHOES!
ANON'S DISGUSTING!

>ran to the bathroom to clean my shoes and everybody laughed

>Drinking something
>Spills on lap
>EVERYONE LOOK, ANON PISSED HIMSELF

>>35555337
Fuck people who delete other's saves. Shit's happened three times already, and I'm still fucking mad about every single time.

I'm that kid who constantly read books every day and walked while reading. It always pissed me off when they got taken.

>>35551245
God i fucking hated that little teacher's pet cunt, i remember getting my gameboy taken just before the holidays so i couldn't play it for two weeks because of her.
Snitches get stitches

>>35551062
Fuck off ya damn tar baby

>that kid in elrmentary school who sat behind you and would always join in when you where talking to someone even though you told him to fuck off every single time and would just say "if you dont want people to you should stop having conversations"
fuck you zeke

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>>35555022
>be me in middle school, history class
>girl across from me likes to kick my leg for some reason
>she won't stop
>I ask "why do you keep kicking my leg?"
>"Because you're stupid and ugly. Now shut up!"

I'm not sure where to find affection in that or if there was any at all.

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>that kid that brought a fucking ferret to school in his backpack

>>35555022
>>35557768
>6th grade
>girl behind me always kicks my back
>visible shoe prints always on the back of my shirt
>too beta to say anything
>sit on the floor in class one day
>wtf why is he on the floor
>they start laughing
>get nervous
>haha j-just a joke guys
>try to be nice to her one day in hopes that she'll stop
>mocks me for my lisp and tells me to fuck off
>summer comes around
>next year
>everyone's making masturbation jokes around me
>w-what's going on
>find out the girl spread some dumbshit rumor about me jacking off in a Walmart or something
I hate girls

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>>35555296
Something similar happened to me when I brought my VMU to class. I couldn't find it when I got back from the bathroom. I REEEE'D and got chewed out by the teacher for being a spaz.

Had to buy a new VMU. never knew what happened to it. All my saves and mini games gone!!

>fifth grade
>I was way in to basketball at the time
>bring ball to school
>at recess go to park across the street because there was a hoop there
>playing with my ball alone and having fun
>OH MY GOD ANON WENT OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS I'M TELLING
>teacher arrives with a herd of looky loo students
>teacher takes my ball, gives detention, calls my parents

It was literally 20 feet away from the school building ffs.

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>be me on the bus
>"hey anon, how long does it take you to jerk off?"
> I'm a naive home school kid that didn't learn proper sex ed and got thrown to the public school wolves
>" I...I don't know. 5 seconds?"
> bus is in an uproar.
> retarded kid tells all the girls about it the next day. I'm now known as the 5 second man the rest of high school.

>>35551551
>it's beastman
>doesn't have a beast penis

What a disappointment

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>be in 8th grade science taking a test
>obese A student is copying my test for some reason
>I notice and grin cuz i dont care
>she tells me "if you tell im going to say you copied me"
>
>
>mfw

>>35555296
Should've wrote your name on it