>mommy makes a gross dinner >have to be polite and eat it

>>35551017
Eat my ass out instead

>>35551017
You sound nice anon, love your mommy. Mine's in hospital.

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>>35551017
>haven't lived with my mom in years
>your post made me nostalgic for my childhood
Damn it, anon.

>>35551017
Cook for both of you then.

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>>35551017
>say Im not hungry
>throw it out in the trash when she leaves
>go and get myself a footlong sub
hehe dumb bitch

>>35551017
>be fat
>want to eat less
>mom considers it an unthinkable horror to not make a big dinner every night
>loves watching cooking shows, loves buying food, loves making meals
>"But anon, it's not a proper meal if there isn't a salad, a main course with two side dishes, bread, and a dessert!"
>gets mad if the family fails to finish the food she makes
>then goes and makes another big meal the next day, even if there's still leftovers
>then gets mad at us when she has to throw out leftovers

I envy the skellingtons who live in families that let them not eat

>>35551017
>have to be polite
>not just making a frozen pizza