Tell me to say stuff and I just might say it and post it for you

>>35549048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ8Ll8bthg

I'd be happy to hear this

>>35549048
The sole reason to install Linux is to free yourself from the idiots that infest inferior platforms. Unfortunately for the Linux user community, distributions like Ubuntu have made it too easy for your mom to get a working Linux box -- so they are all running in horror.

Installing a working Linux box used to require over 550 man hours, learning a Nordic language, sacrificing a goat, wading through hundreds of pages of (purposely) inscrutable help files, and in some cases programming a new driver in UNIVAC SLEUTH II assembly code using nothing but punch cards while walking miles through the snow barefoot on the wrong side of the tracks and uphill both ways. Today, Linux distros are so idiot-proof that you can put their install CDs into the floppy drive upside-down and the fucker will still work.

Old-school Linux users were desperate to find a new way to feel superior. Some migrated to versions of BSD, others gave into baroque feats of self-torture like multi-booting 4 different operating systems from one USB drive. But it didn't have the same appeal as abusing other operating systems for their lack of 1337n355.

In this dark hour there was a new hope: Gentoo Linux, a distribution designed for users possessing that delicate combination of insecurity and masochism that results in an obsession with obscurity, optimization, and huge dollops of pain and frustration. Gentoo has sated all of these urges.

Enter the idea of a "hemorrhaging edge" distro: Gentoo. It is the exemplar of the term "hemorrhaging edge" -- there is no piece of software too advanced, too experimental, or too downright dangerous for the main tree. In fact, if the users don't crash their box at least once a week due to new and untested software they will swarm onto the forums and accuse Gentoo of "going all Debian" on them. After the separate Stable and Unstable branches were created, every user switched immediately to Unstable which became the new de-facto Stable. As a response, the Gentoo developers invented a new Super-Unstable overlay system and made it as hard and annoying to use as possible in order to keep the stupid masses out, thus cementing their own position at the top of the hobbyist heap. This has worked, to a point, but a group of developers has formed in order to create a Gentoo offshoot, Exherbo ("Cannabis Withdrawal") where the system tools are in erudite Latin instead of plain English and normal users are instructed on the web page to stay far away for fear of spoiling the 1337.

>>35549189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JmXDYJyDBP

>>35549572
Doctor Connors' class/10, I love it

pronounce: gif, jpeg, doge, meme, and SUCC

>>35549048
>"What ever you're reaching for had better be a sandwich 'cause* you're gonna* have to eat it"


*not BEcause, not GOING TO

Say "Evan is a faggot chink"

>>35551161
Hes a hack he delievers once and bounced

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>>35549190

vocaroo.com/i/s01qseFDeUrz

t-tell me if this is okay before I do the rest

>>35552887
Yes, it's great.
origininaldio

desu
t b h
to be honest
DESU

>>35553257
I am newfig sorry for interrupting enjoy your free doublebump

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>>35553056
vocaroo.com/i/s0ONw6igM8Tl

>s0On

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>>35550104
vocaroo.com/i/s0kWKw5EMtPI

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>>35550104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xp3tN6TPyL

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>>35550541
vocaroo.com/i/s1y2LMBNV9qR

say Worst case Ontario

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGH3E80wof

Say "hey hey hey stay outa mah shed"

>>35549214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZXYWN6zwks

i'll try again i promise

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>>35554580

vocaroo.com/i/s09loUcVki60

>>35549214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ZI3RMq4eI

>>35550104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11OKWkvgK30