/britfeel/

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>posting on /britfeel/
>not even british
>mfw

>>35545462
You've but us in a bit of a predicament. If I don't post the thread dies, if I do post I'm an attention seeker

>>35545515
GCHQ verifies all posts "bro", lads only see the real british posts

>>35545553
Well fuck then thanks for the info mate

>>35545462
>making a thread when the old one isnt at bump limit
Why?

Can the government see if a car is uninsured?

>>35545794
To stop shit like OPERATION GANGES edition by the retard who puts edition in the subject

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Would be cute of you if you could post your waifus

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Love her, lads.

someone right now is trying to divide brit feel. ask yourself why

>>35546384

Just continue to boldly post about your favourite snacks and tea.

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>>35546376
It's not cute of me, you poof.
Still love my waifu though

>>35546394
not our fault some cunt is making another thread. we didnt want this.

>>35545462

I went on a date with a French girl who's in my town for 3 months at my work. I gave her a hug and should have kissed her, so much regret lads.

But don't french people all kiss eachother on the cheek anyway? This is really tough lads

>>35546394
Blame the spamming femanon cunt the mods wont ban

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What a lovely and warm day it was today, I really got into the spring mood out in the garden.

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>>35545462
White girl are HYPED

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35546224
there's a database and some filth cars have anpr cameras that show if a car is uninsured

>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
So do mods exist on this board or not?

>>35546423

I enjoy going to work when it's a day like today. The perks of being a postman to be honest.

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>>35546376
Can do lad. Not really sure what thread we're meant to be in so I'm doing multi thread posting.

>>35546448
How warm was it this morning? I only surfaced around 1pm but from then onward not a cloud in sight here in Shrewsbury.

>>35546474
>cuck movie

Racists, pls go back to /pol/. /Goodfellas/ reflects modern Britain and the sooner you deal with the fact that white women prefer black men the better it will be

>>35546536
I honestly don't know what you expected

>>35546224
Police can see if they have the Number Plate scanners on board but most panda cars don't have that it. Are you planning on driving about with no insurance or something?

>>35546501
at least make it realistic

any girl that is into the whole gorilla thing isn't worth a second thought

find me one of those super buff and well educated asians and talk about how hes going to steal my girl and maybe i'll be rattled

Is it gay to enjoy a spot of gardening when its nice out?

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>>35546501
>white women preferring black men
>fact

Oh, it's great being a shitposter on /britfeel/

>ZAWAZAWAZAWA

Makes another shitpost

>DAWADAWADAWA

*cuts to 0 (You)s*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A

>>35546434
There is a reason why this site is called cuckchan.

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>>35546603
right here little whitey

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>>35546644
>someone spent time making this
>It's very unlikely that person was actually black

Sort your life out poley

>>35546603
Go outside, you insecure white pig. Everywhere you go there are women pushing around mixed race children. Everywhere you look there are happy smiling white women enjoying their black men.

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>>35546644
Now I'm convinced

>>35546730
>pig
Poleaboo detected

>>35546730
The nigger is triggered.

>>35546730
I've never seen an inter-racial couple in my life, the perks of the glorious North

>>35546670
15 seconds in paint, wow

compared to insecure whities who spend HOURS just to post their own bullshit charts on paint that normal people would easily go TL;DR to

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>>35546730
Am guhna mak you hurt

>>35546766
I do sometimes but I also live in a degenerate marxist shithole.

What are you all doing this evening?

This thread is fucking awful so far lads.

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>>35546790
a hurty meself today
to look if me stil feely
me focus on ouchies
the only thing that reales

>>35546850
I think its pretty comfy so far, its a true r9k thread

>>35546850
Can't let them win lad, just because there are two shitposters now and mods no longer exist

>>35546833

Trying to think of a reason why I didn't go to the first day of my new job.

>>35546766
>perks of the glorious North

According to the independent Rotherham inquiry it's quickly becoming a right of passage for young northern girls who live in areas with a high % of Pakistanis to be gang raped and pimped out

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

>>35546873
Why didn't you actually go lad? and whats the job

>>35546896
I doubt any of those girls willingly fuck a paki though lad

Can we ignore the race bait posts please and talk about inane shit like normal?

>>35546935

Just panicked and couldn't face it. It's an office admin job in a great big room and I'll have to talk on the phone which I hate.

I was thinking of saying I thought I started next week.

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>>35546069
Fuck off mate I live in both Aberdeen and Edinburgh and the 'deen is fucking murder compared to the 'burgh.

As for Glasgow being the best in the UK you can fuck straight off with that dreadful opinion.

Edinburgh is the best major city to live in without question. Hence it comes out on top of almost every quality of life survey.

>>35546833
Waiting for a handsome boy to come online. Learning how DQ builders works again in the meanwhile.

>>35546940
hahaha the delusion. White girls will suck anybodys cock for a pack of fags and a joint. These dirty fucks use the poor Asians then get them arrested

White filth

>>35546945
Sure thing lad

I'm the anon from last night who tried to find a song in a porn video. It's been 24 hours now and I'm nowhere closer from when I started. I messaged the girl in the porn video but she hasn't got back to me, her Facebook hasn't been active for 2 years so I've given up hope on that front.

>Playing pool with friend at snooker/pool hall we frequent
>qt works there
>she tries to make conversation with me saying how heavy the iron for the tables are
>"Oh I b-bet,"
>we go out for a fag
>she comes out too to join us randomly
>we have small talk for the entire time
>she completely ignores my friend
>go in
>when I order drinks she is being flirty with me
>as she is pouring my drinks she says how she hopes Darrell comes
>"Who's Darrell?"
>"My boyfriend."

I felt like slapping her in the face, literally why do this to me

>>35546998
go into a record shop and show the video to the proprietor

>>35546998
>I messaged the girl in the porn video but she hasn't got back to me
Admire that dedication. It's bizarre a song with lyrics could be this hard to find. Maybe it was her mates band or something.

>>35547012
>Darrell

She was obviously killing time with 2 white pussyholes until her black man come to get her.

>>35546986
You'll never be a girl poleaboo you fat paki

>>35547012
Pool and snooker tables have slate under the cloth and not iron. Dumb bitch

>>35546971
Not a bad excuse, makes you look a bit of a dumbass but it's better than spinning some BS

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What a day today on britfeel

>>35547033
It sounds like a chav name 2bh

She said he isn't allowed in because he sent a mean text to one of her co-workers, he sounds gay desu

>>35547057
the iron for getting the creases out of the cloth you mong cunt

honestly

>>35546998
I thought someone had found it?

>>35547111
she's saying one those is heavy? is she a bag of bones or something?

>>35547028
I was thinking it could possibly be her friends song but the production quality sounds too professional for it to not be anywhere on google.

>>35547082
Darrell is a black man's name. Face it, you played by a white woman who found toying with you amusing while she killed time. I bet she laughed with about how cringeworthy you white boys were with her black dude loool

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This is what happens when you don't take the full bogpill

>>35547082
>>35547033
My brother's name is Daryl and he's white, if that helps this debate.

>>35547082
Is your pool hall in Byker Grove?

>>35547147
87% of white american women dream of having sex with a Black Man: >Rutgers University in New Rochelle, NJ, has concluded that approximately 87 percent of American White women have had or fantasise about having sexual relations with black men

I don't see why that's any different here

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>>35547164
>AH-HA AH-HA AH-HA ah-ha ah-ha
I can still hear it lads

Ok britfeel.

How much would it cost for you to jerk a random britfeeler off?
Would it cost different if you got to choose who you jerked off?

Discuss.

Who else had shit flatmates in student halls? I got lucky and moved in to a house of random people in second and third year which turned out amazing, but it could have gone so bad, I basically had no one during first year except for one other flat that I had to practically beg to go out with once every few weeks

>three of them (2 girls, 1 gay guy) were complete normies who went out separately with other social circles right from the get go, and for some completely unknown reason both of the girls really disliked me and blanked me all the time and excluded me from flat activities despite there never being any issues between us
>one guy was a bit weird and a bit of a loner but still within the normie range, never really had a problem with him but he did kind of ditch me for others which was a bit of a shitty thing to do
>one was a completely autistic piece of shit who was seriously anal and rude about anything he didn't like, constantly talked down to me about anything and everything (especially towards me), and regular kicked off about trivial shit that no remotely reasonable person would make a big deal over. I could deal with the isolation but living with this guy was a real nightmare.

>>35547183
Would it be a waifu poster?

this is important

>>35547147
That Goodfellas copypasta isn't getting (You)'s anymore is it

>>35547187
By chance it could be, purely random in the first scenario though.

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Essex reporting in, robots. Soon to be a traitor though.

>Mfw emigrating to Argentina in just over a month

>>35547184
I had a white woman who would literally bring home a different black or Paki lad every night.

>>35547183

I would need about 3 grand to risk meeting someone from here.

>>35547184
Feminist SJW flatmates found my reddit account and bullied me out of there, turned the whole block against me and even on two occasions brought strangers in who surrounded and confronted me over it

>>35547200
>Mfw emigrating to Argentina in just over a month
Why would you do such a thing?

>>35547183

I'd do it for 50 grand

>>35547120
It doesn't sound the same lad, I'm sure a cover was posted

>>35547183
Couple of grand but desu if they were very fat I would want more.

>>35547225
Bored of life and depressed af. Might as well give it a go

>>35547143
send link senpai

Now that Google is killing the Captcha how do you think jap moot will entice people to buy a 4chan pass

its my mum and dads birthday next week. my dad likes to play shooting games on his laptop. what shooting games could i get my dad for his birthday? preferably not a brand new one because it might not run on the laptop.

any ideas what to get my mum? she likes nothing really except chart music, bad films, and spiritual stuff.

>>35547272

I'm sure there will be some atrocious replacement.

>>35547284

Sniper Elite is pretty good.

>>35547198
Not worth the risk, pure random opens it up to some right scumbos

>>35547258
It's not exactly top of the Brit friends list.

>>35547183
I'd do it for a hundred bongs.

>>35547184
>Who else had shit flatmates in student halls?
I had someone who filmed me taking a shit

>>35547303
what waifu poster would you choose?

>>35547303
>some right scumbos

Who are the scumbos in britfeel?

>>35547314
you knew poley?
small world

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39280844

plot thickens lads

>>35547184
I'm in a bit of a shitey situation right now. I'm first year but chose to rent privately instead of go into student halls. Mainly because I'd taken some time out to work before coming to uni and didn't really fancy the halls craic.

Current flatmates are a lazy Greek autist who seldom leaves his room and a horrifically tedious Spanish girl. I go out with a bunch of first years I've gotten to know at the local pub quiz but their company is fucking murder and I wouldn't have anything to do with them if I had any real mates.

Its a dire state of affairs.

>>35547319
poley

original

>>35547335
That closed automatically after 3 seconds. You virusing me boy?

>>35547302
thanks. could get him this. i remember he showed interest in gta once so im thinking about getting him the latest gta. ill see what they have. if they have some deal on in game then i might get him a few games.

>>35547347
I leave for a couple of days and come back to someone talking crap 'bout me?

Paki builders stole my Harry Potter, calling the police

>>35547350
no i'm too stupid to do that. i can be reached from the bbc main page, its about emma watsons photos that were debated in the last thread

>>35547183
A random one probably for a few thousand.
Anecdotally, if I wouldn't pay if I got to pick provided they returned the favour

Registering with a GP tomorrow

When I get an appointment I'll ask to be assessed regarding how fucked up my body is
Maybe ask for higher dose beta blockers and antidepressants

>>35547389
fat fuck paki

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y

Listening to this, sister opens my door and calls me a psychopath

>>35547433
she should have called you a pleb

>>35547426
I'm 140lbs

My body isn't bad looking through I have a mild belly

>>35547389
>Puts the trip on 3 minutes after being called out

Your posting style is super obvious, you are no where near clever enough to play the game you are trying to play.

>>35547453
>My body isn't bad looking
lets see pics then

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>>35547453
>My body isn't bad looking

RAISE YOUR FLAG

>>35547465
It really was just a coincidence

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>>35547425

We all know which doctor would be best for you

Ordered a fat bag of valium lads.

Can't wait to get back on it.

>>35547433
your sister sounds like an idiot. good song, lad. proper classic this.

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>>35547453
>40 lbs more than me
Fat ass.

>>35547433
good taste lad

origiblox

>>35547498
anyone else laughing about "but during the stone age" now?

>>35547417
Who would you pick?

>>35547479
>>35547480
Sure, let me just grab my phon- oh yeah that's right, the pigs took it

Honestly my body is taking shape

>>35547498
I have tits, thighs and there's some fat around the hips

Everyone reply to this post leaving Poleaboo a short little message about how much you hate him, how much you want him to fuck off, or top himself, or anything else like that

>>35547523
I'm always laughing about it. That and the straw picture.

>>35547529
I enjoy reading HER posts.

>>35547527
they are just making fun of you. 140 is a slim weight

>>35547565
Thanks, I could lose another 5lbs though

>>35547529
We actually forgot all about you during the months when you didn't post

>>35547584
post your tits poley

Who /300 quid of credit card debt/ here?

Also, hope City thrash Monaco today

>>35547626
try 1200 mate

>>35547626
Who /5 figures in the debit account/ here?

>tfw watching dog shows and assuring my pupper that he is a good boy and could beat all of the other doggos

>>35547623
Posted way back in September

Honestly, not developed much, but they are there

>>35547640
A months wages, wow

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>>35547648
Mr Cuddles would win

Fuck you

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>>35547648
Please post pupper desu

>>35547648
thats pretty cute anon

oregano

>start my therapy
>i see a woman in her mid to late 30s
>2nd session she started flirting with me
>by the 4th session shes not even trying to be subtle about it anymore
>todays session she gave me her personal phone number and told me to text her (i haven't yet)
>touched my leg
>she has bright blue eyes that almost give me a stiffy everytime i look at them

shes a solid milf so im probably crazy for not reacting much to it but she has a ring on her finger and the thought of being a home wrecker makes me feel guilty as fuck tbhonest.. plus iv only slept with 2 girls and the last one was nearly a year ago

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
What's the best pizza toppings?

Hope you've all had a great day doing whatever you chose to do today and you're all feeling well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFktBVrA7bw

Ham and sweetcorn is the best pizza

>>35547648
pls post a pic of ur puppo

>>35547453
>My body isn't bad looking
You are the colour of shit.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

>>35545515
>>35545553

Why are all these posts blank to me?

Is the GCHQ at it again?

fuckin top job lads.

>>35547711
Pretty unprofessional mate. She fit?

>>35547643

just hit 10k, feels good man

>>35547733
cute shota.

my boss today said that i always look like i just robbed somebody's house. wtf does that even mean.

>>35547824
You look like a scaghead, lad.

>>35547072
I don't frequent britfeel often, why does some asshole spam all the time?

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>>35547733
I'm a fan of BBQ chicken kinda pizzas desu. Also anchovies

>>35546376
One qt as requested

>>35547183
10 quid and negative 10 quid respectively

>>35545462
>parents offering to send me back to college
>failed 3 times already with an attendance rate of 20% due to panic attacks every lesson

I want to go but it'll be the hardest thing I've ever done or will do

>>35547443
>it's very famous so it's pleb tier
If you want to brag about how many not-so-famous composers you know and listen to, go to fucking /mu/ and shut your fucking mouth you mongrel.

>>35547183
So lads, who would you pick?

>>35547770
yeh mate shes tidy as fuck for a woman in her 30s

why do I always see cute nerdy girls with chavvy looking fuckers?

Like what possible stimulating conversation can a chav provide?

>>35547944
>Like what possible stimulating conversation can a chav provide?
None. Stop putting them on a pedestal, nerdy girls aren't looking for some deep romance. They want someone tall, with social status and rough behaviour.

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>go to Tesco with 10 quid
>buy 4 quid worth of stuff
>got a 5 quid note and 1 pound coin in change
>buy a 5 quid scratchcard
>win 20 quid on it

ended up with double the money I started with and my shopping. shame the experience was a nightmare due to groups of unruly children and teenagers roaming the aisles. once again the tesco staff not monitoring or controlling the situation

>>35547944
you can look like a nerd and still be dumb as fuck desu

>>35547904
get some benzos or something

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>>35547686
>>35547733
here he is sleeping after a long walk

>>35547711
i didn't come to this thread for feels. no girl has ever flirted with me before. fml i wish i was attractive

>>35547916
Tricky situation, what you gonna do?

>>35547981
he's got a nice set of cock and balls lad, no wonder he's so happy

>>35547944
i always see fat guys with long unkempt hair and beards who wear video game clothes with gfs. how tf do they do it?

>>35548048
You forgot to add their gfs are as fat and disgusting as they are

>>35548032
i didnt neuter him, hes a purebreed from a really good line so i could get a cheeky few quid and pick of the litter if i get him to have puppies

>>35548048
They're low level normies, they have friends etc

>>35547981
Do you nosh your dog's cock?

>>35547184
I had a gay, a brown guy and 3 girls. They were the most boring people ever, apart from one girl who used to let me hang out in her room and borrow comics. I found another flat with more interesting people and became the extra guy in their group instead.

>>35548056
No, i see plenty of guys like that with qt girls and even if they're not at least have gfs.

>>35548103
Remember when you were going to finish Uni? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>35548106
puppers are not for lewd

Have you noticed that they don't sell 2L bottles of coke anymore?

I tend to see only 1.75ml

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>>35548072
smart, my dogs still got his bits in case we plan on letting him make some pups for a bit of money.

>>35548111
Fuck off you vile filthy BORING normazoid

Exit polls suggest Geert finished 5th, if anyone cares.

>>35548148
>>35548072
>Being back yard breeder wankers

Don't do that

>>35547184
final year I moved back into halls. Lived with three girls, one dutch one chinese and the other english. Dutch girl was ok, the other two were cunts, they resented living with a man, even though i'm not a chad type and keep to myself. Was a pretty crappy living situation for a year, we all kept ourselves to ourselves really

>Man shitty
>The city of paki sex pests

>>35547867
Is there no food you won't put a fish on?

Theoretically you could jerk off a random anon to pay for the anon you requested. Clever idea.

>>35547981
That doggo smile, cute as fugg.
Size of those bollocks though.

>>35548260
For fuck sake

Typical City

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Bought a new watch lads

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>>35548277
>Size of those bollocks though.

dont have an amazing picture but he is muscly as fuck, legs are like rock, i imagine that is why

>>35548288
hope ur alright love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M50Fw6T7cU

>>35548288
typical city has inbred paki perverts everywhere?

>>35547976
Nice going lad! congrats

>>35547981
Cute doggo lad cheers

>>35548348
this is just getting pathetic at this point, fucking cross promotion and brand engagement bullshit.

>>35547981
fuckin hell lad his bollocks are massive

you need to let him mount a bitch and drain them

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>>35546376

I can only get online by going out to the car park and connecting to BT wifi

I'm suffering lads

>>35548510
good, you're a boring cunt

>>35548525
fuck off p-boooo

I finally got a job and now I think it's time to fully enter the world of Normiedom and get a smartphone, but they're all so expensive. What's a good phone for 200 quid that won't get me bullied lads

>>35548547
you're on the same level as the fat paki

>>35548510
Sounds shit mate, why nothing at home?

>>35548559
Get a cheap chink one

>>35548559
I owned a One Plus 2 before the piggies took it

If I had a job back then I'd have just gotten something fancy on a contract

>watching the great benefits handout
>tv gives full years bennies to some wasters
>the wasters actually have hopes, dreams and ambitions and all have ideas about businesses they want to start
>tfw even the lowest dole scroungers are better than me
What's the point, lads.

>tfw all of youre ancestors since the beginning of life have been able to reproduce
>you have not

what went wrong lads

>>35548610
ideas are worthless without implementation

>>35548559
i have an iphone 7 plus and its great lad

>>35548639
You probably had plenty of great uncles/aunts that didnt. Do your bro/sis have kids?

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>>35548559
I plan on buying a Xiaomi Mi Max soon because I want a big screen (6.5inchs) to watch my chink cartoons on

>>35548639

a lot fo your ancestors probably had a different approach to reproduction you do.

I just fucked women bareback until I knocked one up, then we just stayed together

>>35548639
Destroying my testicles
Or
Gaining enough intelligence to know I shouldn't breed due to my genes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTFFQkdhw6Q

>>35548639
granted my ancestors could have just raped someone

>>35548650
Yeah but when tv gave them the money, they did put it in practice. A lot of them do indeed set up their own businesses.
I don't even know where I'd start doing that, even if I did have any ideas, hope, dreams or motivation to do anything at all beyond basic life support.

>>35548674
>Do your bro/sis have kids?

yeah, sister has 4 and brother has 2

>>35548639
My parents had be when they were in their mid thirties. I've got time.

>didn't wake up until 10.30am
>had a nap from 3.30 to 7pm
>been to tired and depressed and unmotivated to do anything all day
>legs really ache weirdly where I cut myself the otherday
>severe headache so that I can't think all day
>weird visible kinda purple veins developing on my chest
>weird disgusting surgical scar on my belly
>fat, eat a whole lindt chocolate easter rabbit and ice cream
>SSRI seems to be losing effect
>Haven't done any job search for weeks and have been blagging it because I'm just so unmotivated and depressed

what do i even do
just want to pass away in my sleep and reincarnate as something better, and have another shot desu

>>35548718
Mine all have kids too. At least the line will carry on I guess.

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>>35548728
>tfw when almost mid 30s

>>35548715

Pretty much, and it's similar to >>35548695

So many people now have an idealised version or carefully planned reproduction (have been been together 5 years, have we got enough money) that they don't realise how easy it was in previous generations.

It was a lot more socially acceptable just to knock someone up and marry them

>>35548608
>contract
>40-50 quid coming out my paycheck a month
>always a shit deal anyways like 2gb data a month
>24 months of the same phone, you're fucked if you get bored of it

Contracts are a fucking scam, just wait 6 months and get the phone used if you're too poor to buy outright. Contracts prey on chav scum that need to have the latest and greatest immediately. You can get an iPhone 7 for less than 400 quid these days

my mum is making me go on a btec construction course. i'm 20 ffs. its going to be fucking torture. why can't i just be a neet forever.

>fall for the lose weight meme
>have a deformed body that includes tits, leftover skin on stomach

maybe i'd rather just be fat at this stage

>>35548799

>Have Alba phone for 60 bong
>10 bong a month with unlimited mobile minutes, unlimited texts and 1gb data
>Faggots are paying 35/month for useless cancer

>>35548899
what weight were you when you started vs now

>>35548799
Contracts ate 30 quid max

>>35548916
Seconded

I lost 30lbs and I don't have loose skin

>>35548746
Exercise and meditate

Get the endorphins up

>>35548916
well its a long term thing - I was 16 stone when I was around 15/16 and dropped to eventually 8stone when I was 20. now I'm like 10stone or a bit more at 23 and I have a completely fucked up body. I crash dieted from an obese teenage state into a skinny adulthood

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>>35548978
>Contracts ate 30 quid max

i want to cry lads, someone cuddle me

I sit alone at work now

A desk for 6 seating no one but me

The guy sitting next to me moved

>>35548799
I've got a decent contract that expires soon, new ones are so overpriced, best way foward is sim only

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Anyone here ever shag a prozzie?

>>35549077
What's the mater lad? Come cuddle your drunk uncle anon.

>>35549100
I consider it often but can't bring myself to pay for a prozzie

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>Turned 27 today

Most guys my age are married with kids and most single women my age are complete fucking trainwrecks

If I got myself in shape could I get a teenage gf?

>hook up old xbox
>still have embarrassing username from when I was younger
>don't want to pay to change it

shit

>>35548728
>tfw already older than my mother was when she gave birth to me
I never thought about this before. Where did the time go?

Oh, right. Videogames. Well, I'd probably do exactly the same if I had another chance at life.

>>35549197
>embarrassing username
Tell us immediatly.

>>35549187
>most guys my age are married with kids

What kind of pleb shithole do you live in?

>>35549187
Go to university as a mature student and you'll get all the 19 yearolds you can handle.

Unless you're balding. You're not balding, are you?

>>35547184
>worried this was me, either the loner normie or the autist (though neither fit exactly)
>remember there were 3 girls in my flat
relaxed.

mine seemed to mostly ignore me even when i made an effort to be social. then i gave up entirely and decided as an autist i'll be alone forever and i shouldn't even try.

>>35549232
Paedo4Youngest

>>35549232
It's just one of those horrific

>xXx RaPiiD He4dShoTz xXx

Kinda style

>>35549248
No, I've already been through uni once though. Don't really want to pay for it again.

>>35549280
Stop impersonating me.

I am the one with the XBox account name problem

It's ILikUrBlkCok

Fucking so embarrassing lads.

>>35549311
Are you a white girl? Not surprising if you are with a name like that

well berserk gets pretty weird huh

>>35549344
Yes, I am a white girl (male)

>>35549298
Well, either you pay the 9k and get a gf before the pressures of uni turn her into another worn-out roastie or you settle for a regular worn-out roastie. It's your choice, lad.

>>35549311
Is that "I like" or "I lick"?

WE'RE ALL LIVING IN

>>35549412
A MATERIAL WORLD

>>35549379
Did you just stay with your gf from uni then?

>>35549364
Perfect, d-do you live in London per chance?

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>>35546376
Only exercise and meditation is keeping me going tbqh

>my m8s dad is old with flamboyant autism
>Likes to show people his dusty old maps.
>has diabetes and he eats fast food almost daily
>gets stroke and wonders why
>he starts exploiting his stroke after effects
>ultimate troll
>walks slow in front of people on purpose when they can't pass by
>starts speaking incoherently on purpose to make people just nod and say uh huh
>he eventually has another stroke and it's no longer trolling
>my m8 stuck paying for his shit and can't afford food anymore

>>35549379
WHy don't I just hang our at uni bars without being a student?

>going on a date with a coworker on friday

Bit awkward lads, she's 28 and I'm 19

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No one else like watches?

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>>35547976
that was keks reward for braving the gangs of teenage delinquents
what's your thoughts on raspberry ripple ice cream. this 1s a bit shit from sainsburys, but asda do a nice 1. i've seen you like mint choc. got maltesers on mine

>>35549482
How did you pull that off?

I went out for a drink with my 23 year old flatmate when she moved in. It all went to shite when I told her I was 18 (she thought I was her age) and she's barely spoken to me since.

>>35549482
oh fug if that's true you are living my fantasy
give details please

>>35549438
I do actually, I live in Stepney/Bethnal Green. What about you?

>>35549495
I had vanilla + tesco sugar strand sprinkles today, all out of mint choc chip

not a fan of chocolate or maltesers with ice cream, though a flake is alright

>>35549482
>tfw no older gf
You're lucky

>>35549485
I only like ones that I can't afford and I'm not likely to afford for a long time, if ever.

It's not really a hobby.

>>35549520
She's a weeb and is really into JRPGs and animes. She's kinda cute but that's probably just my low standards, I don't think she's ever had a bf because she gets awkward whenever other people at work bring up their partners, so her standards are just as low as mine

>>35549550
>>35549482
Was out at a club yesterday and there was some older woman there with a guy that looked about 25-30.

She looked about 40 but then I was told she was fucking 58.

>>35549577
I was at a club last night and my friends mum was up visiting so she came with us. Friends all fucked off to the toilet and I was left chatting to this 55 year old bint.

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>>35549618
Guy going to a club with his mum

>>35549633
Was a girl actually.

Still a bit fucking weird though.

>>35549633
on a tuesday night

Going to bed now

Dentist early tomorrow

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>>35549482
>Doesn't work out
>Sue her for sexual misconduct

>>35549250
>type one is normie
>type two wants you pair and think of type one
>type two is not more interesting
>they are type 3
>Tor is not..

>>35549717
Does it kill you inside how you're not even a 1/4th as popular as you were last year?

>>35549723
Don't think I could lad, she's too kind for me to do that
I reckon she's a fembot and is posting here right now

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We all stocking up on tinned goods?

>>35549465
Stopped reading at my m8

Fuck off, normie

>>35549741
It was intentional tbf

Ever since my first arrest I wanted to keep a low profile, avoid trouble

Then I made my blog private
Then I stopped posting for a year
Then I cut /Brit/ and/britfeel/ posting a few months ago too
Etc

>>35549422
Oh, no, I'm much too retarded for university.

>>35549466
Surely that would look weird, right? Someone would ask you what you're studying and you'll say, "Oh, I don't go to university. I'm just here to perve on young students". Can't see that going down well.

>>35549573
I'm sorry but she sounds like a munter

>>35549794
What was the goal though? You still got arested and are facing court for being a creepy weirdo, (yous) don't play a part in that.

>>35549466
can't get in lad

>>35549806
She probably is to most people lad but beggars can't be choosers eh

>>35549633
The Chase would be shit without based Whats-his-name.

>>35549818
More (you)s more chance of someone grassing you up

>>35549482
Mommy gfs are real?!

>>35549855
You're already up for court, no one needs to grass you up for anything.

dont know how you lads stay up so late, im struggling to keep my eyes open

>>35549838
Let anons be the judge of that. Post pics.

>>35549855
You have rapist blood ruining inside you, there's no need for grassing your subhuman beast methods get you caught every single time

>>35549903
I never stay up really late either lad, anything past midnight I consider to be late

>>35549903
I'll probably stay up until about 3am then go to work tomorrow.

At that point, it's not even late. It's early.

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>>35545553
GCHQ? GameCube HeadQuarters? Do they play early 2000s vidya all day?

>>35549921

Honestly, he really scares me.

I've been cataloguing his comments since January, just in case I spot something that needs to go to the authorities, I have prior conduct.

So unhinged, somebody that detached from reality really should be sequestered from the general public before they hurt someone.

>>35549979
Fuck off Tipoffanon you're just a different flavour of shit

>tfw woke up 20 mins ago
>cant remember the last time i saw daylight
>this has been my sleep schedule for almost a year
>literally cant get out of it

well, time to make breakfast i guess.. at least i've got a pizza and some garlic bread to make for dinner in a few hours

what you lads up to today?

>>35549979
>since January
Are you new? The paki has filmed college students in the shower and taking shits so he could wank off. Even uploaded screencaps. He's a legit sex offender who's trying to become a tranny so he can try to hide it all away.

>>35550009
>he can keep a sleeping schedule for a whole year
That's impressive at least.

>>35549979
are you the crimestoppers guy?

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What country should I move to lads? I want to go somewhere that speaks decent english and is warm.

>>35550047
>I want to go somewhere that speaks decent english and is warm.
Australia

>>35550047
Barbados

>>35550008

I might lack a bit of empathy, but I couldn't live with myself if you ended up so deranged you attack a small child for being "cuter than you" or some shit and I didn't say something.

>>35550022
Yeah, but it's good to have another document that can be just pushed over to the police, in a jif.

I live in Aberdeen and I have unironically asked RGU students if they'd heard tell of a creepy paki that got kicked out for beasting his flatmate.

No luck so far.

>>35550057
Big spiders in Ausland. Wouldn't advise anyone to go there.

>>35546381
Reminder of the time she got fully triggered at /mu/

>>35550069
>you
>you
I'm not pole I just think you're a twat

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>>35549904
one in the middle

n-no bully lads

>>35550095
Shame she's not that banger on the right/10

>>35550095
I shagged a girl who looked a bit like that once.

It was brilliant. She wasn't great looking but she was fantastic in bed.

>>35550095
She looks submissive

>>35550087
Tell me the tale, lad.

Summarise it as if you were explaining it to a dog.

>>35550095
I'll be honest she's not great but she's older and will probably do whatever you want in bed so go for it.

>>35549546
yeah you're right there lad. a flake is nice. i've added biscuits before used to love foxs triple layer choc biscuits smashed up with a rolling pin and sprinkled on rasp berry riple

>>35550095
she looks like a uglier, quasi goth version of this girl i sort of, on/off dated in college

>>35550095
>party
You don't want any of that normie pussy, m8.

>>35549485
>going to have to save up for like half a year to get this watch and its all because of you

im sure youre the same anon who keeps posting it

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>>35550146
kek lad that's the only profile photo of herself she has, the rest are all shit like this. I think she's very far from being normie

>>35550146
>Quiet event in a scabby church hall without even any booze on the table

Yeah turbo normie.

>>35550095
Based only on that picture she is fine.
gr8 work mate
(no pun intended)

>>35550095
eh, she not that bad lad. those glasses and haircut aren't doing her any favors though.

>>35550167
I want to see that loli creampied!

>>35550069

monica is one of the best /britfeel/ personalities, don't be a buzzkill faggot

>>35550095
Who's her mate on the right?

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>>35550125
I can't remember the exact details but chvrches have always said "we're a band, Lauren isn't the main person" then they released a video for clearest blue where it was just 3 minutes of Lauren being sexualised and the other band members getting literally 2 seconds screentime.
Someone made a thread on /mu/ about it and everyone inevitably started calling her a whore and saying what they would do to her etc.
Then someone linked the thread to her on Twitter which lead to her going on some massive rant, mass blocking a bunch of people and tweeting pic related.
The thread is still archived somewhere, it's fucking quality and worth a read.

>>35550069
The police are already well aware of Poleaboo, including the anti-terror squad.

>Wojak in the OP pic is no longer smug and thinks about pancakes again

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Im about to take a trip to Saudi Arabia. Wish me luck lads.

>>35550223
She has a sugar daddy lad.

>>35550242
Feel bad for whoever seized his computer and had to trawl through /britfeel/. If I remember correctly back then there was a poster that would post holly willoughby every thread kek

>>35550197
Paki nonce enabler. Do you work for Labour?

>>35550257
On your government designated pilgrimage to Mecca?

>>35550171
Exactly. I'm glad you understand, friend.

Is Steve Cook the ultimate chad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1guzIQm1414

>>35550281

lucky guess, happen to be a member

she is though, these threads fucking die when she's not posting you know that.

> if nobodys posting, post something to talk about
> does post stuff
> gets shit for it

ah yes

>>35550288
Mecca was a genius invention. Even if Saudi Arabia runs out of oil and oil money, they'll still rake in billions and billions every year from pilgrimage fees.

>>35550339
You're talking absolute bollocks. These threads are a lot better without tripfag 'characters'

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>>35550278

that was me, and at least one other lad.

> that fucking feel when that busty milf will never be in a long-term relationship with you

>>35550339
>happen to be a member

Shocking...

>>35550332
he's ascended, he's not chad thundercock, he's zak lighteningdick

>>35550167
If she puts up stuff like that then you might just have scored yourself a winner, there. But it should make you worry what she wants from teenage you.

Maybe you should also worry if she's on /cgl/, right now, and might just get linked here by some crafty cunt.

Think I might go for another night drive around 2am.

Enjoyed it so much last night. Standing at Loch Lomond all by myself at 5am felt so good.

>>35550413
Were you tempted to get your cock out lad?

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Extremely worried here and could do with some knowledge if anyone has it.

Just done my uni accommodation application and there was a bit where it asks for disabilities, I've got pretty bad depression and insomnia (with some social anxiety for good measure) and I ticked the ''mental disorder'' box, does that mean they'll put me in the spaz accommodations? with like the sen heads and shit? Proper worried because im really looking forward to meeting a new group of people and hopefully going out regularly with them but dont want to be with proper mental lot unless its a QT schizo girl.

>>35550396
He even posts videos with vague 'philosophy' like
>life's all about being yourself bro
>follow your dreams bro, that's what I did
>girls love it when you're a good guy dude

I don't want another fucking indyref, these people have no idea whats good for them

I l-love you all....