RED FLAGS FOR BOYS

At least 16 of these sentences are about my oneitis. Is my taste shit then?

>>35543971
>he's a nice guy
>he supports far-right parties (PVV, UKIP, Trump)

We've got a problem here

Yawn. Weak cutfag bait. No sane girl would date a muslim who mutilated his penis.

>>35543971
All me
But more original than that

>>35543971

>he isn't circumcised

I guess the vast majority of European males are red flags then?

>>35544156
T. Muhammad al dubar

>>35544221
>I guess the vast majority of European males are red flags then?
Absolutely

>>35543971
used to be all me
which why being a girl suits me so much better

>>35544221
No, because you need more than one out of 38 red flags.

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Any questions?

original

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>>35543971
>he holds the door for people
>he doesn't use hair care products
>he watches anime
>he plays video games
>he bites his nails
>his index finger is longer than his ring finger
>he doesn't have chest hair
>he has bad handwriting
>he was mainly raised by his mother
>he wears cheap solid color t-shirts
>he has that virgin walk style
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he pees sitting down
>he doesn't smoke
>he rarely eats avocado
>he has good hearing
>he's easily stressed
>he's a nice guy
>he has trouble sleeping
>he owns a desktop computer
>he isn't circumcised
>he stuttershe stares down into the ground while walking
>he's never broken the law (excepting piracy and drug use)
>he went through this list and replied to everything
yes

>he doesn't use skin care products
>he's submissive
>he owns a cat
>he supports far-right parties (PVV, UKIP, Trump)
>he wears autism shoeshe ties his shoes by making 2 loops first (see pic related)
>he doesn't drink
>he takes small bites while eating
>he drinks by slowly sucking it in instead of taking gulps
>he doesn't eat breakfast
>he rarely eats eggs
>he wears glasses
>he has a hard time making out what people say despite this
no

>>35543971
WEAK BAIT FOR BOYS

>>35543971
>he holds the door for people
I always hold the door for my granddad and mother.

>>35544301
hey reddit what's up, nobody gives a shit about you so get over yourself and stop making long winded empty replies to troll posts.

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>>35544320
Wow you are so cool being salty
I bet i'm longe on this board than you newfag
>fuck off

>>35543971
I have bad handwriting and I don't smoke, though I have in the past. That's it, everything else isn't me.

>>35544362
nice gif from 2002 you fag I bet it works well to deflect your retardation and shame

>>35544403
Take a guess why i come to this board
I am retarded
I can't speak properly to strangers
I can't socialize
I suffer from severe depression
I come here because it feels good to be around people who are like me
Assholes like you that only post hate comments are as worse as normies who infected this board

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>>35543971
what does this make me?

You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original so i will make it original.

>>35544320
>troll posts
haha did you get triggered by this fairly accurate list of red flags

>>35544641
Nothing. This list is ~60% proxies for low testosterone/being a beta (which is natural for women), ~30% proxies for autism/aspergers, ~10% stuff that happens if you browse /r9k/ or 4chan in general. Red flags for women is completely different, they screen for bipolar disorder and borderline personality disorder.

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>>35543971
I wonder how many retards got insecure over anything you've written here. virgin walk? nice meme kiddo. only someone who's insecure to the absolute maximum would ever even consider believing that line of retarded drivel. everything else on the list is really stupid too. saged

>>35544812
No, they're completely legitimate red flags, see >>35544785. I can give you a breakdown if you want.

>>35544869
please give me a breakdown then. I can't w8 to hear this shit.

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>>35544812
this tbqhf

>tfw the biggest red flag is taking a list of "red flags" on 4chan, /r9k/ of all places, seriously and becoming even more insecure than they already were

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Thanks, OP. These kinds of threads remind me why I hate women.

>>35544292
No desktop computer? Loser. Why would anyone want to even know you?

>>35545034
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origami gozaimasu

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>>35543971
Your bait is bad and you should be ashamed.
Go look for Chad elsewhere.
A male friend can do everything a female friend can, but BETTER, and in a more fun way.

The only reason I even need females in this world is because of TWO things.

>You have a vagina, and a vagina feels good to be inside of.
>You are required to continue spreading the human race.


My point could have been debatable in 1950, but not anymore.
All women are simple sluts nowadays.

>>35544812
>virgin walk
lol good job, you picked one of the few ones which isn't a meme
but keep doing your virgin walk if that's what you want

>>35545348
funny how /r9k/ is the only place that talks about this elusive virgin walk. you guys are like a bad sitcom.

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>>35545192
$1400 gaming laptop even though I don't play vidya anymore.

>>35545532
Wow, my panties are wet already

Wow 80% was me

>>35544641
Show boipussi or feet pls

>>35545449
They don't call it virgin walk but I've definitely seen normies laugh at how some people(usually beta males) walk.

>>35543971
>>he plays video games
bait
and if not
go luck finding a man ho

>>he isn't circumcised

>>he has good hearing

>>he wears glasses

>>35545576
I don't appreciate the sarcasm.

>>35545634
>some people make fun of unpopular shy people who are easy targets for illegitimate reasons in order to feel better about their own shitty existance
wow! really? who would have thought?

>>35545734
>illegitimate
Well I've seen how they were walking and it was definitely autistic.

>>35544812
>>35544997
>>35545034
>>35545193
There are 4 categories:
1 - autism/aspergers syndrome
2 - low test/beta/submissive/feminine personality
3 - spends a lot of time on the internet, NEET
4 - doesn't care about appearance

>he holds the door for people
2
>he doesn't use hair care products
4
>he doesn't use skin care products
4
>he watches anime
3
>he plays video games
3
>he bites his nails
4
>his index finger is longer than his ring finger
2 (indicator of low testosterone as a child)
>he doesn't have chest hair
2
>he has bad handwriting
1 (autism impairs fine motor skills)
>he was mainly raised by his mother
2 (imparts feminine personality traits)
>he's submissive
2
>he wears cheap solid color t-shirts
4
>he has that virgin walk style
none, it's so you can post >he doesn't know
>he owns a cat
3/2
>he supports far-right parties (PVV, UKIP, Trump)
3 (the internet shills for them, 10 years ago this would have been socialist parties)
>he wears autism shoes
4/1
>he ties his shoes by making 2 loops first (see pic related)
1 (this version of the knot requires lower fine motor skills)
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
2
>he pees sitting down
2
>he doesn't drink
1/2, if you didn't have any friends in junior high/high school you probably never tried drinking underage and are unlikely to continue with it
>he doesn't smoke
see above
> (1/2)

he takes small bites while eating
2
>he drinks by slowly sucking it in instead of taking gulps
2
>he doesn't eat breakfast
2 (testosterone increases appetite)
>he rarely eats avocado
2, avocado raises testosterone levels and as such if you have low test you're unlikely to have regularly consumed avocado
>he rarely eats eggs
see above
>he wears glasses
1, people with aspergers syndrome have higher average IQ, IQ and astigmatism are correlated
>he has good hearing
1, symptom of aspergers
>he has a hard time making out what people say despite this
1, symptom of aspergers
>he's easily stressed
2 (testosterone makes you calm)
>he's a nice guy
2 (beta personality)
>he has trouble sleeping
1, symptom of aspergers (melatonin deficiency)
>he owns a desktop computer
3
>he isn't circumcised
it was originally from Sweden general, most people there aren't
>he stutters
1/2
>he stares down into the ground while walking
1/2
>he's never broken the law (excepting piracy and drug use)
2, testosterone is associated with higher risk taking (more calm = less stress)
>he went through this list and replied to everything
>>35545945