Hug your sister

My sister is married and lives in Australia.

Fuck Meowth
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>>35543333
The quadruple 3s have spoken, you know what to do... text/email her, assuming she's still alive in that god-forsaken continent. Also,to cuck or not to cuck brother-in-law, that is the question.. Would you do it?

>>35543400
Nice dubs. Fuck no. She's married and has 2 kids. If her husband's reads the message/e-mail. I'd be in trouble.

>>35543278
I walked into my older sisters room, she was texting her basic bitch friends and listening to shit music. I sat down and asked if I could listen too, she rolled her eyes and gave me one of the earbuds.

She was like "so what's up "
I said nothing then I said "I love you"
She laughed and grinned saying "what do you want"
I said "nothing, just wanted to say I love You"
She laughed at me again and said "I love you too"
I then asked for a hug, she was like "you serious?" She said I'm the weirdest brother ever.
But then she agreed and hugged me, and then she actually said she wants to spend more time with me. She probably thought I was being serious about the whole hug and love thing

At what age do girls grow out of the tsundere thing? She's like 22 now, I'm 19

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>>35543278
great thread OP, i hope you die in your sleep. jesus fucking christ the nerve of you people: "god wouldn't it be great to post a popular thread? wowza i should just copy the trends of popular threads lately, now that it's totally cool to be an unoriginal dumbass on /r9k/! hmm, fembot thread? oh i know! how bout hugging sister thread? that's an instant classic! i'm sure all of the people are bored of it, but there are enough newfags to naively post in my shit thread!"

god damn my autism is rampaging today. but i sincerely fucking hate you op. fucking bird brained, sallow excuse for an oxygen polluting device.

>>35543493
Cute as fuck anon, show more affection to your tsun sister.

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>>35543493
i wanted to remove my fucking small intestine while reading this.

I miss the Johnny Neptune trolling. These /b/ level low energy faggots are about as cringe worthy as watching a grandmother doing porn to make her double wide payment and buy her cats food

If y'all want more stories to bump, I can do it. Just didn't want to bore anyone with my stupid old shit

Not yet thread, gotta keep you alive till the regulars come in and take over.

>>35545693
Type up some of your stories, and post one whenever we hit page 8

>>35545739
Ok. I've got a long one about what was the best baseball game I ever played. Bunch of others I have laying in my email too I can dig out

>>35543493
>tsundere
I doubt this translates well into 3D. Women just seem like regular bitches if they act like that.

Guess we're not getting any Anal stories right now

So the elementary school I went to had a massive gopher problem. So much so that PE was at times difficult because of all the gopher holes and mounds. But it made for interesting recess and lunch time activities. Remember, this was the hood. If you came to school with a Tiger handheld game, you were considered a God among mortals. If you owned your own basketball, you again were elevated to a status above mere peasants. Basketballs were the huge friend maker too. They were universal! You could play basketball...kickball...dodgeball...and if the field wasn't too fucked that day, even soccer!

But for the average, everyday, poorfag students, we were usually relegated to the aged playground equipment. The rusted tetanus monkey bars. The polished steel slide that cooked skin. The 3 swings that had shit smears on the seat and a 30 minute que to go 20 swings before you had to switch to the next faggot. The pullup bars...still not sure what to do with those. The belltower thingy which you climbed up, rung a bell, then slid down. And last: the tetherball poles that hadn't seen a ball on them since Carter was in office.

Back to the gophers though. The gophers were great fun! See, the little bastards were pretty fearless, and had no issues popping up and staring at you. So the game was to try and catch them! Teachers greatly discouraged this practice, of course. But if you could actually nab one, you were elevated up to Game Kid status. You caught a fucking gopher! You were a god now!

So this kid I'd had in all my classes was on his hunt for this legendary status. His plan was fool proof, too! He took a piece of his taco pocket from luch, and using an old soda cup he found on the way to school, he was going to bait the cup and leave it near the hole. When the gopher came out to take the bait, he'd throw his jacket over it! The plan was foolproof! Needless to say though, we were all kind of skeptical

>>35547348

So he laid the bait, while a few of us, myself included, kept watch for Da Man. And wouldn't you know it? Gophers fucking like taco pockets too! He sprung the trap, and was rewarded with a gopher in a cup!

Here's where his plan broke down however. See, he forgot to plan for two things. First, what was he going to actually DO with said gopher. And two, he forgot that Gus was watching all this from a distance. So as the kid and chort cheered and gloated over the prize, Gus waddled up.

"Fuck you, I dun believe you. You didn't catch shit." Gus taunted him

So the kid, angered by the disbelief, pulled his jacketed away slightly to show his prize to this porcine formed human trash.

Gus then smacked the bottom of the cup, sending Mr. Gopher flying into the face of his captor. As it landed, it began biting and chewing like Lena Dunham at Hometown Buffet. Gus was rolling on the ground laughing, and the kid was left with bleeding bites and scratches all over his face and neck. The Gopher escaped to think about his life choices.

Oh...but it gets worse for our hero.

When Da Man took notice of the situation, our heros fate was sealed. He was escorted to the nurses office, and then the hospital. There, he was given rabies shots as a precaution. Old school rabies shots. A dozen, painful injections into the stomach.

Kid switched schools after that. Gus gloated for years afterward about the pussy who was scared of a little gopher.

>>35547348
>>35547460
I don't get some of the "anal"ogies you make, but I like your stories

>>35547557
Sorry it took so long. I'd emailed this to a work friend, but when I tried to copy and paste, it kept saying there was non ASCII text in it. I had to completely retype

>tfw some weeks ago i was drunk and i texted my fem cousin "i love you"
>she blocked me on facebook, instagram, etc
wew lad

>>35543278
These threads r gay

I don't want to have an empty bump, so I'll inform you guys that Beargguy's heating is fixed

Anal guy, where the fuck are your stories?

>>35543278
I called my sister a parasite and severed contact

Turned out she didnt even have a soul lel

>>35548839
Nigga, I got lunch errands to do. I've also gotta type all this shit from scratch. Pay me and I might place it on a higher priority

Hello everyone. I hate to do this but I've tried to quit these threads multiple times and I keep coming back. I want to stop posting in these threads because I keep getting too involved and it sucks up a lot of my time and energy. I've decided that I need to do something that would pretty much kill any opportunity for me to return.

imouto cuddler#danielac
morning glory#jordan
College Girl#wreckemboi
HSG#kaitlyn

I'll give you guys an epilogue for these characters so at least you know what I wanted to do with each of them.

>Imouto Cuddler
Leif starts a life of his own where he is originally separated from Daniela. He becomes something like a foreman or manager and is reasonably successful. Daniela convinces their parents to keep the child. She leaves home at 19 and takes their child to Leif where to finally live together in peace.

>Lucy
She and her sister split as she goes to college. Her sister is able to confirm that Lucy is the only person she's able to be "gay for." Lucy discovers a passion for wildlife photography and eventually finds a wife in a beautiful zookeeper or animal caregiver. Her sister goes on to marry and live a happy life.

>College Girl
Mickey and her brother never get back together. Instead she is able to discover her identity and live a normal life. She eventually obtains a PhD in biology or something and marries a man she meets in graduate school. She goes on to be a professor where her strong personality is able to thrive.

>HSG
Eventually HSG and his sister were to have sex. HSG would consistently try to end their sexual relationship but it would continue for nearly a year. Eventually his sister would go on to college and realize that there is life without him being the only man in her life. The two of them were to get married to other people but remain very close. Their family lives would be very intertwined and they would find happiness.

Sorry to kill it all, but I'm really tired. I don't have the capacity to juggle all this.

>>35549062
Who was in Lucy's picture when she said "bye?"

>>35549062
Now that's what you call a plot twist huh

>>35549062
It started originally with IC, basically a fantasy I used to have. I like my older brother but he isn't really anywhere close to my dream. My aspergers I know, the person who spends hours roleplaying as members of incest relationship has aspergers, typical also makes it somewhat difficult for me to actually connect with anyone emotionally. This became an outlet for me as I'm trying to understand how to become a member of a relationship and try to be as normal as possible. The problems these characters had all in some way reflected something I was dealing with at the time.

Thanks for being fun and being my friends. :)

>>35549164
Ib4 Pat and Brendan can aren't real either

>>35549164
>I like my older brother
Are you a girl? Was "Lucy's" picture you?

>>35549164
Hug your onii-chan and grab him by the pee pee

>>35549062
>HSG
You clearly don't know how crazy bitches are.

test of tripcode originaru

>>35549118
I don't know. Someone posted it and I just went with it. It really helped as I fucked up pretty bad by posting a deeper scene for her right as a big shitstorm came. I didn't really know how to fix it and that picture really came in clutch.

>>35549211
I honestly haven't ever believed Pat, I believe Beargguy though. I'm not sure why. There's just something about it.

>>35549220
I am, the picture wasn't me though. That one wasn't at least.

>>35549241
I did, that awkward aspergers poster was me.

>>35549246
I tried.

>>35549273
That one was legit

Testing this shit.


>>>/vg/171110621

>>35549304
That one as well

>>35549281
>that awkward aspergers poster was me
Which one? What happened?

>>35543278
>tfw no sister

originally

>>35549062
>HSG
I felt it was too good to be true :/

What about Osaka? What your Worried? What about BDSM?

>>35549062
>>35549304
>>35549328
>>35549273
TOP WEW LAD!!
Not even mad 10/10 ruse.
I actually thought HSG and Lucy were real.
Though I did find it wierd how 'HSG' just accepted to tripfag when he had been against it before and how 'Lucy' suddenly returned for no good reason.
Had a good fap regardless.

>>35549062
Are those all of your characters?

>>35549423
BDSM and worried are fake as fuck senpai.
I don't know about Osaka but I always found his story a little bit odd.

>>35549470
Not mad either...Just sad that this community might go away. There's folks here I'd want to keep in touch with

>>35549350
Just the really awkward one a couple days ago. It wasn't anything drastic. I just went and hugged him and then pushed him off of me.

>>35549370
I was fantasizing about some sort of hero or typical romance novel character to come and just be perfect for me. I struggle with my own >tfw no bf >tfw KHV myself, these characters probably portrayed that more than anything.

>>35549423
I have no idea. Osaka seemed pretty put there for me. Way too fast, way too typical, way too straight out of my doujinshi.

Don't know about worried, they're nice though.

I thought BDSM was already debunked.

>>35549470
I got bored and wanted to use Lucy here again. I got tired of using her in other threads. Also I realized it was probably time to throw a trip on HSG.

>>35549506
Yeah. I tried to bring in a couple others but they fizzled before I could do any character development.

>>35549519
>and then pushed him off of me
Why? You guys not close at all?

>>35549519
The only one I'm upset about is Lucy, I came to actually care about her.
Are you going to stay?
Will you try to win over your brother?

>>35549566
Because I have aspergers. It went for too long so I freaked out and decided to cut it off. It's just normal spergy behavior. He's used to it.

>>35549605
I had fun with her. I pushed a lot of my own insecurities onto her. I felt very bottled up and controlled as a kid and I was bullied a reasonable amount. Not to the extent that I had her, but a lot.

The plan is to not stay. I might lurk but I don't think I'll make my presence known. Maybe I'll act like a normal poster if people cotinue to keep things going.

I don't have any romantic interest in my brother.

>>35549518
Well at least Laura and Beargguy are real.
I unironically believe Pat, I don't understand why people say he's fake.
Sure his story started out a little 'too good to be true' but I believe he has posted enough details to be considered 'real'. He also posted a pic of Em's fat ass once.

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>>35549672
>I don't have any romantic interest in my brother
What a shame.

>>35549739
do you have that pic? I missed it.

>>35549672
So Imouto Cuddler was fake the entire time? If so, wow--you have dedication. That story had been going on for such a long time.

Also, you're a good writer

>>35549739
>He also posted a pic of Em's fat ass once
He has? When? Did you save it?

>>35549739
Yeah, I dig. But unironically, this thread is how I start and end my days. I don't really have anyone else to talk to. This place was a kind of lonliness fixer. We just lost half our active trips. So...Now what?

Guess that's pretty pathetic huh?

So IC, Lucy, College Girl and HSG were all made up by the same person, or what?

>>35549672
I'm hurt, but I forgive you.
I hope you'll stay, I don't have any ill will against you.

>>35549801
Now we make up our own trips

>>35549801
At least you aren't fake Anal

>>35549860
Nope. I can post my pw and leave if y'all want though

>>35549875
please no you are like the cool uncle in every family

>>35549755
What I enjoy with the lights out don't really come out in real life I guess.

>>35549787
When the shitposters come here and say that we must be a bunch of autists to come up with all of this they aren't wrong I guess. I don't anything other than take a few community college classes and hang out in my bedroom. I have the time on my hands to brainstorm.

But thank you. I appreciate it.

>>35549801
Sorry to kill it for you, I was in the exact same place as you though.

>>35549815
Yeah.

>>35549829
I honestly don't care too much about whether you have distaste towards me for it. Lack of empathy is a trait I definitely picked up on.

>>35549844
It's fun.

>>35549910
>not enjoying purest love

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>half of the trips in these threads were productions of imagination of an imouto that fantasizes about a loving onii-chan
I still can't believe IC's not real. I mean, I always was prepared for it but it feels bittersweet since he was the cause these threads were starded to being made. Thank you for the heartboners, though. They all are still real to me.
You devilish imouto have to start tripfagging, seduce and fuck your brother and report it all back to us

>>35550166
>the cause
Who is the earliest sisterfucker who has left his mark in history?

>>35549787
>>35549795
Sorry guys, didn't save it, it was right after that cabin trip though. So you might want to search the archive.

So who do we still have here?
>Pat
>Beargguy
>Protective Onii-san
>Laura
>Redline-Imouto
>Worried Imouto (?)
And of course our very own anal uncle

>>35550215
If you're talking about 4chan, then definitely Oral Hygiene Bro

Should I write up the next Gus story?

>>35550459
If you want to. Your stories are better than random bumps, and might draw more people in.

>>35550267
>Little Brother Lover
I wonder if that is fake too

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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

By allah grant me this pussy

>>35550690
That's got a decent chance of getting you somewhere. Who are you saying it to?

4 rulllooo now

>>35550769
>0
>That's got a decent chance of getting you somewhere
Are you serious?

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I mean, if we're doing this, let's do this.

A lot of what I've said is real, minus some key things. Em exists, she caught me on 4chan, I confessed to her via a shitty post, even the nipple piercing incident was real if you can believe me. Unfortunately, she has no incestuous feelings for me, and I remain a kissless virgin.

The bad roommate incident was real, but Em stayed here for about a week before finding a new place. We have been hanging out a lot since then, maybe she pities me, I don't know. Most outings I've talked about are real, just minus the romantic/sexual stuff. On the cabin trip I confessed again, she started crying and told me to never talk about that stuff again.

I don't know why I did any of this, I wish I could say it was just a goof or that I was having fun pulling a fast one on you guys, but I guess I'm just a shitlord who doesn't know how to love anyone besides my two sisters and I let my fantasies and this ounce of attention blow up way too far. I guess I also thought real events wouldn't keep anyone's interest, but that makes me sound like an attention whore. Maybe I am, I don't know.

Sorry, I guess I'll leave now. Also that picture's real, but I can't find it anymore.

>>35550866
>she started crying
What was this about?

>>35549062
Holy shit, I liked Lucy, HSG, and College girl, that kinda hurts...
I guess I have a few questions:
>Provided I'm right, why Texas Tech?
>So you just wrote those for kicks? Shits'n'giggles?
>Was Kong good if you actually saw it?
>>35550166
It's funny, someone called it...

>>35550866
Did you really get a job? Is H real?

>>35550866
Was it Em that posted here or was it you?
Also, don't leave. You still can make the purest love happen. The real deal starts now.

>>35551008
.You still can make the purest love happen
>Unfortunately, she has no incestuous feelings for me
I don't think there's much he can do.

>>35550866
Well shit.
Ok Laura, Bearguy, protective, sadman, little brother lover, time to fess up, if you're fake just say it now while I'm down.
So this is the last thread, right?

So as you've gathered, Gus probably should have been in special ed, or a looney bin, or a special school all together. Fucker wasn't right in the head, but was high-functioning enough not to drool on papers put in front of him, or shit in his chair (usually...I'll get to that). Problem is that this was the hood. The school budget included just enough money for grade F paper and pencils. Ever seen them? The paper has huge chunks of wood in it, and the pencils are these eraser-less deals with a tip the size of a crayon. So given the wonderful supplies they had for students, it's no wonder that the special ed duties were given to the lucky teachers that drew the short straw every year. Coincidentally, the first year teachers seemed to draw this short straw every time.

So this year of school, I was stuck with a group I lovingly call The Goon Squad. Two of these goons were Gus, and a girl named Elaine. Elaine I can only assume was an autism spectrum child. Mind you, during this time, autism wasn't a thing yet. She was just labeled as developmentally challenged. Why she was forced to attend class was beyond me. I remember the few times the teacher tried to give her some work, she would start screeching like a Jurassic Park extra, crying, ripping her hair out, etc. But they still forced her to come to class. The teacher found a good arrangement for her though. She really liked board games. She'd play the fuck out of those things. So the teacher would pass her if she'd sit in the corner and play quietly.

I tried talking to Elaine She'd never look at you, and mumbled a lot. But she did share her gummy bears with me sometimes, so that was cool. I used to try and include her in recess games and stuff, but she was too busy doing her own thing.

Backstory done, story in next post

>>35551036
Yeah, RIP purest love. You were too good for this world.

>>35551019
It could be that she's being hesitant

Lying on the internet, why would anyone do this

>>35551057
You gotta consider how long ago this happened, among other things.

>>35550914
I don't know, we've never talked about it.

>>35550980
H is real, though Em's never met her. And I did get a job, but I was looking into it even before all this, and it just happened to line up.

>>35551008
I can only assume it was Em, it wasn't me at least. Also I don't need false hope.

So when are the other tripfags finally going to come out as role-players too?

I'm so glad I just read this. Maybe we can finally cleanse these threads to have greentext hug-your-imouto threads again without the fucking tripfags and the long-ass shitty stories.

>>35551122
Has H actually shown interest in you? If so, why not go for her?
I don't want you to leave yet.

>>35551122
Thank you for everything. Even if most of it was fake, those heart boners were still very real. I hope you can find your peace.
Please stop by every now and then

>>35551046
Teacher had set up a play day for the class cause we'd earned enough good boy points. In the past, it'd been things like an afternoon sing along, limbo, lego play time, and in class marco polo. In this case, it was an afternoon of playing with and making Oobleck. if you don't know what it is, look up Dr Seuss. it's described in one of the books. In this case, it was a sticky, green kind of slime made of cornstarch, water, and flour.

The class was having a blast with it. But I guess Gus wasn't having enough fun. He spotted Elaine in the corner, waddled over to her, and grabbed her arm to drag her over to the festivities. "Stop being a whiney bitch and come play".

Elaine was having none of this. She started up with her Rap-tard screech, and he let her go. The teacher ran over and scolded Gus. He returned to his table, and the afternoon continued.

I didn't see the exact events of HOW this went down. But after Gus assaulted her, she crawled into a ball in her corner and was rocking back and forth. I guess it was her coping mechanism. This caused Gus displeasure, I suppose. So a few minutes later, her rap-tard screech pierced the air, breaking the general enjoyment for the rest of the class. But it was different this time. There was a disturbance in the force. This wasn't her usual frustration shriek. This was a scream of terror and anger.

The entire class turned to her, to see WTF was wrong. The sight is still burned into my memory. Gus, his fly open, his tiny mouse cock exposed below his massive gut, pissing right on her head.

They moved Elaine to another class after this event. Fuck Gus. Seriously. Fuck that kid

>>35551223
Give it a rest Anal, it's all over now.

>>35551173
I guess now I can admit that I'm actually kinda into Emfriend. I'd sooner ask her out than H. I dunno if I'll do it though, I'm kinda hopeless.

>>35551212
I'll continue to lurk for the Laura V Beargguy Power Hour unless they're not real either.

>>35551310
>I'm actually kinda into Emfriend
Then ask her on a date. You're not making any progress otherwise. Who knows, maybe Emma will get jealous.

>>35551266
Leave him be, I want more stories

>>35551310
>inb4 Em gets jealous when Pat starts dating Emfriend and incest ensues

>>35551358
No. He's right. Guess I'll peace out too

If there's not already one up, I'll keep making these threads once a day. I'm not giving up.

3/15 the day incest died

>>35551310
>Beargguy
Starting to think he's the same as you.
Guy with a one-sided crush on his sister, I mean if you check his updates, most of it can pass off as real, so maybe it did happen minus the flirting, sex and kisses which are always kinda missing on most of his updates and when they are present it always lack details, because he doesn't know how to describe them.
I really want to believe Laura she was my favorite, but she could pass off as an attention whore in reality.

>>35551353
I might, I dunno. She likes black dudes..

>>35551365
I think Em would be happy for me, honestly.

>>35551426
Maybe Osaka will come in here with ultrasound pics, who knows.

>>35551456
I don't think you can fake denseness like that.

>>35551478
Gross.
But still, go for it. You've got nothing to lose by asking her out.

Should we change the scope of the threads a little?
Not so much that people don't know which one this is though.

I belive in bear

>tfw you killed the thing you created
It's a weird feel

>>35550928
My dad went there so I have a bunch of Texas Tech gear laying around. I thought I could use it if pressure started to come for some proof. Like "My sister is real and is really going there, look at this stuff she has." or "I really do go to Texas Tech, look at this stuff I have."

I wrote them as coping mechanisms. I have a lot of them and this just became a habit. It helped me get over some things.

I didn't see Kong, I saw John Wick 2 and Logan though.

>>35551075
Because I'm unironically a sad and lonely autist.

>>35551126
I honestly love how hellbent you have always been on this tripfag thing. Pedophillia is bad we all know you're mad because people don't like your stories.

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>it all comes crumbling down
Good, good. I enjoy seeing things like this die honestly.

>>35551620
Go hug your onii-chan

>>35551620
Would you mind sharing what things it helped you get over?

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If anyone wants to talk or hear stories or whatever in the future, you can find me on Voat under Stinkieroldgoat, or email at [email protected]

Otherwise, it's been real y'all. Good luck

>>35551810
I'll miss you Uncle Anal. Have a nice life.

Oh god Laura really was fake too, right?
She just suddenly went missing afters posting once.

>>35551036
I've largely taken to lurking to avoid posting the mundanities of our daily life. On a less positive note, life has been busy as fuck and I've started to reorganize and plan around the distinct possibility that I could lose sight in one or both of my eyes.

>>35551478
Go ask her friend out. If you get shot down, no big deal, go ask someone else.
Also, start working out.

I know incest is usually glorified here, but the sad reality is that incest is the territory of the damage. Pray your life doesn't force you down the path that facilitates it.

>>35551810
See you anal, will you be around the place on other boards and things?

>inb4 Laura admits that she's really been fucking her father the whole time

>>35551950
I hang out on k, Pol, and b, but only as a lurker. This is the only place I actually posted

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>>35551949
>territory of the damage
What it truly is is too good a thing for this cruel existence of ours.

>>35552172
What I'm saying is that in most cases incestual relationships are the result of something fucked up or abnormal happening to the people in question.

Growing up, me and L only had each other and it was a fucking awful time, I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to change it.
Looking at it from a critical angle, our relationship is largely one of dependence, both in a positive and negative sense.
Right now we're just playing with the shit hand we were dealt and trying to make the best of it.

>>35551620
I needed one thing before you left and you let me down
You say they're coping mechanisms, what for?
>>35551947
While we're at it I'll tell the few white lies
> I'm technically 5'2 3/4"
> I haven't hit plat in Rainbow this season yet, I haven't played much ranked after my placements
>The showing of Split we wanted to see was listed as the wrong time on the theaters site, so I looked up a review and we watched it a week later. I actually kinda liked the first 75% but then it got dumb
>>35551974
Yea still no

>>35552417
>something fucked up or abnormal happening to the people in question
You can apply that to a lot more things than just incest. Would you not love her the same if you grew up differently?

>>35552502
>While we're at it I'll tell the few white lies
>those spoilers
You monster!!!! You're the worst of them all.
Just joking, thank god you're still here.

>>35552530
If we had a healthier upbringing the feelings we have which goes beyond the love of two siblings would likely have never occurred in the first place.

Though, I also think it's important to note that the L of that scenario would likely bear little resemblance to the L I know.
I was born a bastard out of wedlock, and L was born as the result of infidelity during the resulting marriage, on the part of our mother. We both look different as a result, I'm Caucasian she's mixed, sharing remarkably little features with our mother.

>>35552795
Is L black?

>>35552795
>I was born a bastard out of wedlock
I really don't see why people make a big deal out of this.
So exactly what caused you to fall in love with her, and her with you?

>>35552795
>>35552875
I might have been concieved while my mother was still legally married to her ex-husband, and I'm in my parent's wedding pictures. It doesn't define who I am, it doesn't bother me at all, and it shouldn't matter to anyone other than the parties involved.

>>35552966
What was L mixed with anyway?

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I'm guessing Gundam talk won't help in any way, will it?

Kong is a nice movie. Some of the characters were pretty boring, and they did underutilized some actors like John Goodman, but it was still nice. John C Reilly stole the show and the Kong scenes were great. If you can, stay after the credits.

Can't really say much of what just happened. I'm still glad this community existed and how helpful they have been. Seems like a bigger mess than what happened back in December. I just hope everyone is doing well.

>>35553224
>Seems like a bigger mess than what happened back in December
What happened?

>>35553241
Some guy started shooting everybody down and a large number of regulars left. Threads struggled to stay up a bit after that, but they started to pop back up.

I think I remember someone calling me autistic about liking Maya Ibuki.

>>35553241
First mass Exodus of trips after a huge fight broke out over the truthfulness of the tripfags

>>35553352
Did he call your waifu a shit?

Sorry, making food for myself since L won't be back until later.

>>35552829
No, not black. I believe her father was an Afghan or a Tajik, if I recall correctly, he was on the dark side of things though. I only met him once and I wanted to punch him out.

>>35552875
I could get into the socioeconomic reasons why marriage is important, but for our purposes just know that our mother was a piece of shit.

>>35552966
Being born outside of marriage didn't have an effect on me, but having a shitty abusive mother did.

I'll give you the long and short of it.

>Mom was the 'party girl' type.
>Gets knocked up.
>My father drops everything in his life to take responsibility and marry our mother.
>Largely ignored by my mother, but my father tried his best to be good.
>L is born due to infidelity
>My father checks out, divorces my mother and leaving us. He later started a new family.
>Our mother blames L for everything.
>Spend the next 10 years suffering from various degrees of abuse and neglect from our mother and her various boyfriends.
>L usually gets the worst of it
>This stops when I learn to hit back,
>Eventually move out, and you know the rest.

>>35553363
They did call my waifu a shit. Then somebody typed a nice big post about how much of a sad character she is and I realized he understood her more than I ever could.

>>35551772
Just like my insecurities and stuff.

>>35552502
What did you need? How did I let you down? A lot of the times I asked to clarification, especially with HSG, was because I really don't understand. Aspergers stuff.

Insecurities, stress, handling everyday problems. Autism for me is a lot of effort to cope with my problems and try to be normal. So that sort of thing.

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>>35553402
Your wifeu is shit Brendan. Embrace the true goddess

>>35553455
>comfort Misha

>>35553371
>socioeconomic reasons why marriage is important
It's just that divorce exists, and biased towards women due to practically ancient things. What happened to till death do us part? If marriage meant something, it doesn't anymore. And you were unfortunate enough to not have good/decent parents, but it's not like they're exactly common. Nobody cares or considers whether or not they have the capability, or the money to raise kids. They just don't care, and still end up having them. To expect them to shape up would be too much for most people.

>>35553455
If that's you, Anal, then thank you for being a good buddy. Sorry that I couldn't do that gif thing for you.

>>35553371
Have you met or do you want to meet his new family?

>>35553413
Don't try to be "normal," you are who you are, and that's fine.

>>35553462
Never

>>35553503
Your good man. I left my contact info above if you wanna talk, in case these threads really are dead

>>35553555
Like I said, I won't let them die. Even if they 404 every day, I'll keep making more until we've got enough people to keep them self-sustaining again.

>>35553555
sick digits man!

>>35553495
I'm not arguing that marriage as it stands in our society now isn't a complete fucking mess.
I'm merely pointing out that healthy marriages are the building blocks to healthy people and healthy societies.

>>35553515
I got in contact with him a few years ago. We have drinks every so often. I don't think our relationship can ever properly be mended, but he has apologized for it and he realizes what he did was wrong.
I do feel pity for him though. That man truly loved our mother, what he saw I'll never know, and she fucking crushed his heart. He just sort of shutdown after that.

>>35553728
Yeah, good luck having a good/healthy marriage, it's not like women won't try to hold it over you for every little thing. I've heard too many bad stories to even consider it. Probably would consider if it was to a sister, but you gotta love irony.

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>>35553224
It's funny, I actually really like Gundam a whole lot, I just mostly kept it on the down low because I didn't want people thinking we were one and the same.

I've thought about what just happened some more, and I just wanted to specifically apologize to anyone I'm letting down. I should've been honest ages ago, a bunch of you people are way too nice for my bullshit. I've always been overly passionate about family bonding type stuff, maybe I just needed to vent for a while.

And I don't want people getting the wrong idea, my sisters are probably my two favorite people in the world, and I've honestly been getting increasingly guilty about making up sexual shit about one of them. Yes, I'd "lewd them" if given the chance, but for the most part I'm happy with how things are between us. So I dunno, I'm not "just" a stupid incest pervert I guess.

Also I still hope Laura gets the daddy dick someday, fight me. Don't fight me, I am a twig and cry easily.

>>35549062
Damn. I guess it's over now.

At least I know College Girl isn't really miserable from getting dumped by her brother and IC from losing everything.

>>35554135
Looks like Em might just get that arab dick since you aren't giving it to her

>>35554193
Arab was on vacation, his dick has returned to his homeland without defiling my sister.

>>35554239
There will be others. You're pretty much Laura now.

>imouto cuddler, Lucy, HSG, and College Girl were made up and managed by the same person

What a fucking legend. We were basically bumping waiting for you to provide us with content on your own. 10/10.

>>35554135
People cope in different ways, don't feel bad.
Really, go for Emfriend. If it doesn't work out, at least you'll know instead of wondering what could have been.

>>35554272
>You're pretty much Laura now.
But my dad's gross, 1/10 would not suck.

>>35554311
I'll try, maybe. I happen to know she's "investigating a potential man right now", as Em puts it. I'll wait until that fails.

>>35554611
I meant with your sister, not your dad. Remember that thing about cucking?

>>35554611
No, no more waiting. Grab life by the dick and suck as hard as you can. Call/text her right now and ask if she'd like to hang out tomorrow.

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>>35554135
>Could have been discussing Gundam with someone in these threads
Hey, fuck you, man. At least I got to post the Ez-8 and call Laura an operator.

Nah, but seriously, I hope you're doing alright. You're still a good person to me Not that you should ever care what I think. I can't give advice because I'm dumb, but hope things go well if you go through hooking up with your sister's friend.

>>35554272
But why?
>>35554135
Yea that ships sailed
All these stories used to comfort me that I wasn't weird but now I'm back to weird
>>35553413
I wanted to know how Kong was but Bearguy saw and said it was good so I got an answer

>>35554819
>But why?
Because you failed to get with your dad?

>>35554819
If anything this new development should show that you aren't. Some people spent hours upon hours creating stories and doing everything they could to seem real just so they could somewhat live out their fantasies. You just want your dad to stick it in.

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>>35554708
>call Laura an operator
Pic related?
>>35554843
Yea, I'm still half and half about being the butt end of jokes
>>35554946
That's a way to look at it, but there's a difference between fantasies and reality
And you know gosh dang well I want more than him to stick it in

And another thing I never mentioned that isn't a lie but I feel obligated to mention while we're on confessions
I had heard about 4chan before, but never checked it out out of laziness, but I saw some greentexts on ifunny and that's what brought me here, I uninstalled ifunny after I realizes how shit it is

>>35555186
>ifunny
>Sis keeps showing me band memes even though I don't get them
I get reminded of being lost when she was a freshman when she needed my help practicing her scales. All I can remember is sharp, and even then I don't know what that is.

By pic related, do you mean the Ez-8 or the autism thing? Not calling you autistic

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>>35555456
I had music class in like 7th grade or something and I couldn't tell you shit about it
And yea it was an autism joke, the character has trouble reading social cues

I was going through phone and found this, I had to save it

>autism jokes
>Not calling you autistic
O-oh ok-kay

So I just wanted to try and reach out to some regulars

>guy who came to my Lucy threads after I acted like she was leaving
Thanks, you really helped me push that character along. I don't post very often without roleplaying and actually really rarely post as myself because I'm kind of embarassed about who I am. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.

>marijuana guy
You might be the guy above, I'm not sure. But take a chill pill. I don't actually smoke but having Lucy smoke was a way for to open her personality up and try to push some of my own actual personality through.

>writer bro
Fuck you, you almost derailed Lucy.

>Everyone else
Thanks for sticking with my posts. I really hate being myself and I've never had a situation where I could constantly talk to other people like this. These threads made it a lot easier to be active in a community and be able to just hang out without using my actual identity. I really appreciate all of you. Even in the ugly moments.

I kind of want to hang out for a while before I make my departure. Maybe answer some questions or something. Please.

>>35555186
Were we your first 4chan experience? I'm sorry but it's all downhill from here.

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>>35555781
You be the best type of operator you can be. Autism or no. But I'm glad you liked it, omniphobe. Might go farther in editing and just pop it in the Overwatch general.

And look at this shit. She showed me this a few days ago and I couldn't get it.

>>35556075
>Maybe answer some questions or something. Please.
What's your name?
What are your goals in life?

>>35556075
Did you actually watch Jojo and quit in Part 3?

>>35556249
It's not a good name, I probably shouldn't share it anyways.

I just want to find someone to love me. I think I'm going to end up alone. I have no idea how to show any emotions other than through characters and text. I come off as cruel and harsh in real life and I don't mean to. So really all I want is somebody to be with forever.

>>35556352
No I haven't watched any Jojo. I just saw a thread about it and stole someone's opinion because it made my life easier. Anything to help add to the realism.

>>35556431
Are you a virgin?
I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, never give up hope. Try hanging out with your brother and his friends, you'll probably meet someone you like.

>>35556495
Yeah I'm a KHV. Autism is totally to blame. I don't like physical contact, I hate light and sound, I get uncomfortable most of the time that I'm outside of the house, I can't be emotional, I'm terrible with conversation. I hate how often I overhear adults talking to my parents about me. They always say something like "She looks just like a normal, pretty girl. She doesn't look like she has autism." Offensive autism stuff aside, it hurts to know that this one thing is the cause of my problems.

I could hang out with my brother more but his friends don't like me, I don't like being around a bunch of people either. It's too stressful.

>>35556659
How's your relationship with your brother?

>>35556659
I believe in you. You'll find happiness one day.

>>35556075
Ever since, this community is simply about stories of wincest, especially between sisters and brothers, and trying to elicit cute reactions from different people with relationships with their siblings. Started out as a discussion, then it became a community of anons sharing the same interest/personality (much emphasis on personality).

Quite frankly, I hated that it became a systematic circlejerk of different tripfags (and non-tripfags) trying to "dominate" the community, and brand themselves as the sole authority on what goes in and what is not allowed. They don't like this, they only want that, so on. As if we are to follow a certain standard of discussion, other than about the broad topic of incest, which, in our own perspective, was seen as cute rather than taboo. It turned out to be the opposite of what usually happens, say, months ago, that we never really subscribed to a specific type of discussion or story and just want to talk to each other.

This is a good thing, actually. Reminds me of the latter years of Rome, where there is so much stagnation that in the end, the authority simply abdicated because of how irrelevant it had become. People moved on and accepted that it was done.

This community is no doubt on a reset, going back to what it was then where nobody really cared who tells the story and anons are just talking to one another, albeit very friendly and the opposite of what you would expect from a normal thread on 4chan. I'm hoping for an exciting future.

>>35556745
But... but purest love

>>35556659
I'm curious, how tall are you?

>>35556075
No, I've been on this site for a few years, I informed these threads because I'm an only child and I knew I'd get jealous of people hugging their little siblings
I post around on this board a bit but never about myself, just shitposts or minor contribution, I post more frequently on vg but still not a lot
>>35556077
I'm gonna be honest, if someone tried to show me that deep of an in joke and they knew damn well I wouldn't get it if have to hit them, I can't even begin to make sense of whatever that picture is, let someone show me some shit like that, get smacked upside the head for that disrespect
You should totally work on it, make the guys Reaper, Torb, and Roadhog since they all hate omniggers
Does drawing just run in your family?

>>35556693
He's my brother. We hang out some. I usually only see my family for meals except for my mom who comes and spends about an hour with me in my room everyday, or when my dad wants me to help him with something. Sometimes my brother will play videogames with me or we'll watch TV or a movie together. I don't dislike him at all, and I'm glad he's my brother, but there isn't anything "special" between us. We're just normal siblings.

>>35556745
K

>>35556799
Real me is 5'4"

>>35556800
Okay. I guess the whole iFunny thing was just cuz then. Alright.

>>35556800
>vg/
It's tripfag circlejerk central, so I'm sure you fit right in

>>35556790
don't worry, as I understand, its all in the open now.

>>35556820
Will you drop by once in a while and let us know how you're doing?

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>>35556659
Do you really see yourself piloting an Acguy?
>>35556800
I used to be into art, but I've kind of dropped it in the recent years besides shitty shops. My sister liked my drawings since I've always drawn her binder covers, so she got interested in it as well. Besides us, no one else cares for it.

>>35556847
What? I'm not sure I understand.

>>35556863
Nothing is going to change. My life isn't worth posting about.

>>35556916
I don't know anything about gundam but if you want to explain Acguys to me and go a big tagent about it I'm all ears. Robots are cool so I'll do something robot related, I guess.

>>35556863
seconding this

it'd be nice if the community stuck around and your stories meant a lot to me, particularly at the end of last year.

>>35556947
I mean, the fraud exposed himself (thanks), and it will be a true community again.

Pat, did you talk to Emfriend yet?

>>35556999
Things will get better for you, try to think positively

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>>35556999
I'm going to bed soon, so I'll keep it short.

They're just cute amphibious mobile suits. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>35557115
Sleep naked with your sister with the door open

>>35557014
I don't really want to. I'm trying to not post here after today so that would be counter productive anyways.

>>35557115
Sounds like fun.

>>35557055
Herself. But I've seen people every now and then say that they get insulted or whatever if they try to post what happened after they hugged their sisters, but I''ve personally never seen it. The circlejerk was just people expecting updates from others who have made progress in their relationships with their siblings, and eventually someone asks them to get a name or trip so they know who they are. It's not like tripfags just pop up overnight. How many people are insulting >>35549062 or >>35550866 ?

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Uhg you weirdos, fine.
>hug sister siffly
>pat her head robotic like
>she hug me back hard
>I get away fast
Happy? Jeez you creeps

>>35557217
if you hug her everyday then it won't be awkward

>>35557147
If your goal is to stop posting here, then I guess I hope to never see you again and you live a happy life.
Is your brother's name Dave or is it just a random name you thought of? I thought that was really funny.

>>35557274
Well HSG's name is Dane. I came up with this joke where she would say "He's named Dave because I put the 'v' in it" but I thought it was stupid or that I would have to make them have sex to use it.

If you want all the names. I think they might be known at this point thought

Lief x Daniela
Lucy x Jordan
Dane x Kaitlyn
Mickey x Toe (Bora x Eun)

>>35557147
>I'm trying to not post here after today

i guess i can understand that. i've tried to quitting this place but i never found anywhere else to fill the void. if you change your mind and these threads are still around, it'd be nice if you said hello.

>>35557425
Did you just stick to those 4 characters? Did you make any of the one-off post we've seen here?

>>35554611
Even if this whole thing was a hoax, I think you should still strive to taste your sister's urine.

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>>35556845
Not sure what you mean
>>35556820
r6g yells at tripfags and I've never seen one in owg but I rarely look at anything but the images since it's all husbando/waifu posting
>>35556916
>I've always drawn her binder covers
Remember how like 5 secondsago I said I would be jealous of siblings? That's why, that's fucking adorable
And you probably have more artistic talent than anyone in this thread except for dude juggling 7 lives and personalities

>>35557425
The joke doesn't make proper sense, but I appreciate the effort you put into it. Did you ever come up with a first name for lief?

>>35557184
There were instances that when people shared their stories, that they were ostracized be people who are either ungrateful, dismissive, or rather arrogant, as if they get to pick what stories are acceptable. These threads are simply discussion, but sometimes people mistake it as a tripcode meetup of sorts where they can get 4chan-famous because of their stories.

>>35557476
>tfw you will never have a brother that is your comrade in arms as you both try to fuck your parents.

>>35557468
I tried a couple others but they didn't stick. I think they were either too generic, unexciting, and one of the characters may have seemed too manipulative. I was going to take it to a pretty onesided relationship where the guy used his sister and shit would end up hitting the fan. It didn't work but I morphed it into College Girl where I split the male character into both Mickey and Toe.

>>35557476
I'm really confused with what you just said.

>>35557567
Yeah it wasn't very good so I just went with the main point where she named his penis.

I was thinking of something like Matthew. It's a nice name I think, I feel like it fits his caring but somewhat immature personality.

>>35557577
could you give an example? i've been here since the beginning and i genuinely can't remember that happening.

>>35557577
That's just because your stories were about pedophilia and no one wants to read about pedophilia.

>>35557577
>they were ostracized be people who are either ungrateful, dismissive, or rather arrogant
Never seen it, but I guess.
>4chan-famous
>on 1 thread
I mean, a lot of threads, but it's just for one topic. Like OHB. It's also just because people were waiting for them to post updates, it was never really a meetup or anything.

>>35557636
I think dadchan was one of the earliest.

>>35557663
This kind of mentality is exactly what I'm talking about. right on the button. No one gets to say what should and should not go, anon. No one knows anything about anybody here, so don't impose your own standards.

>>35557714
I'm not really talking about having a trip=bad. It's for identification, true, but don't forget that the're just posting their stories and not try to take over the community. Some people might get intimidated by it as if we have an established order here or something. I wonder how many anons we may have passed while we're preoccupied with farce. (I know, it's easier to say it now than back then)

>>35557632
>It's a nice name I think, I feel like it fits his caring but somewhat immature personality
Be careful, someone might just think you're talking about your brother.

>>35557847
D-dadchan?
>>35557617
You saying you want to fuck your mom and operate?
>>35557632
Never mind I confused myself and then confused you, I figured it out now

>>35557847
So two morally and legally very, very bad stories are your only examples? A bloke in his twenties molesting an actual child and a middle-aged dad potentially fucking his teenage daughter are the only examples? Two honestly, pretty gross stories, and to add people welcomed "dad-chan" and asked for updates on his daughter after it was agreed fucking her was a terrible idea. Come on man, you can't be serious

>>35557632
As someone who used to trip on 4chan for attention (I also did stuff like revealing my passcode), what you're doing right now isn't going to help you quit, you NEED to find another avenue of stimulation instead of feeding off this one. If you don't, I can assure you there's a good chance you'll be back.

>>35557862
That's not my brother's name. Like I said, there really aren't any romantic thoughts when it comes to my family in real life.

>>35557976
Okay

>>35558033
I just wanted to talk one last time. I've been posting here for months. It would be right to just leave.

>>35558063
Whether you leave for good or not, I wish you the best

>>35557992
>This kind of mentality is exactly what I'm talking about. right on the button. No one gets to say what should and should not go, anon. No one knows anything about anybody here, so don't impose your own standards.

But hey, it's all behind us now. It's not really a big deal for me, I just gave an example. Who knows, that one was probably a fraud, too.

>>35558063
Alright, but know that by receiving responses under your true persona, you may be opening yourself to the idea of posting more under it.

Be strong, anon

imouto threads in my imouto thread?

its more likely than you think!

>>35548098
>>35556146

Alright, I'm going to go. Good bye friends. Remember to keep warm and hug your family, but only for a couple second because it gets uncomfortable and awkward after that.

It brings me both relief and sadness to say that I won't be grinding out incest stories from under my weighted blanket anymore.

>>35543278
Why do you keep making these threads and why do they keep getting so popular, I'm really sick of seeing them.

>>35558537
I'll miss you, and I liked the characters you created. Maybe you should look into a career in writing.
Have a nice life.

On a side-note, if anyone cares, these threads did inspire me to start putting more effort into finding a relationship of my own, although not with a relative. Even if most of the stories here were fake, I'm going to keep at it. Has anyone been inspired to do anything similar?

>>35558537
>implying hugging isn't great
I wish I could hug my sisters
>I won't be grinding out incest stories from under my weighted blanket anymore
Don't let your dreams be dreams, make them real instead

>>35558594
I won't get into specifics, but they've given me a new direction in life. Thank you.

>>35558575
A bunch of people have a shared interest. Is that too hard to believe? Also, we only have 1 of these threads up at a time (2 if we are transitioning from a thread that is about to die). How is it that annoying?

>>35558645
I'm not actually any of the noteworthy people in this thread, just a lurker.

I knew HSG's story was too good to be true but alas, I still believed in him because there was something in him that drives me to keep on going. I admire your persistence in keeping his story alive despite all the accusations of him being fake, which were unfortunately true.
>>35558537
Well, may Lady Luck smile upon you and give you good fortune for the rest of your days.

>>35558717
If you've ever bumped, thanks. Everyone that has bumped is to thank for how far we've come.

from all this crazy shit, who is left?

>>35558888
Checked
>>35551036
>Laura, Bearguy, protective, sadman, little brother lover
>>35550267
>Worried Imouto
Don't know if Redline counts. And sure, some of them haven't exactly been posting regularly, but that's pretty much it.

>>35558888
I'm still here... Lurking to see if we survive or not. I guess I can keep work day bumping if these threads exist. I did it in December, too

>>35559010
One positive thing to look at is that I don't think HSG or College Girl were in existence and Lucy and IC were "gone" at the time when the December fiasco happened. It was the other posters that carried us along then. So we could still have hope that we keep going. The concern is will other people be able to provide us with consistent content like she did.

>>35559119
That's my concern. I don't think it's there. I don't think we realize how much we relied on Pat and the others to really carry this. If we want to turn into a comfy Cheers thread, that's cool. But the intended purpose, I think, is now gone. Not without a miracle of writers. Real or fake doesn't, and hasn't, mattered

>>35559383
Remember when these threads were about hugging your sister and reporting back

>>35557069
Literally left on read.

>>35559508
No. I came in around the time Icyhot started posting. I've heard it though.

>>35559540
I don't understand what you're saying Pat

>>35559602
Never heard the phrase? I sent her a message, it says she saw it, no reply.

>>35559684
Are you still planning to pursue a relationship with Em? If so, do you know how you are going to proceed?

>>35559684
Go to sleep for now, call her tomorrow after work if she hasn't answered yet.
And please don't stop posting, lies or not I liked your posts and I think you deserve happiness.

>>35559733
>>35550866
>Unfortunately, she has no incestuous feelings for me

>>35559733
Planning? No. Would like to? Sure. I don't know how I'm supposed to do that when she told me to never talk about it again though.

>>35559757
Sleeping sounds nice.
I suppose I'll keep posting until people get bored of my exponentially less interesting real life, sure. And thanks, that means more than it probably should to me.

>>35559684
What exactly did you say to her?

>>35559793
That doesn't necessarily mean that he's given up.

>>35559828
Not much you can do with a one sided love. Even if they weren't related, it can't be forced.

>>35559828
>"Hey, sorry this is out of nowhere, but did you have any plans for tomorrow night? Just curious"
Because I'm smooth like a box of sandpaper.

I wouldn't say I've given up, but let's say I have about one percent more hope than Laura does. Sorry Laura.

>>35559919
>Hey, sorry this is out of nowhere, but did you have any plans for tomorrow night? Just curious
God dammit Brendan 2.0

>>35559951
>implying he wouldn't fumble while trying to type that out

>>35559824
>Planning? No. Would like to? Sure. I don't know how I'm supposed to do that when she told me to never talk about it again though.
For now, I would recommend remaining firm in your stance. If it makes her that upset, don't actively try to convince her. However, is she approaches you and ask if you were serious or why you feel that way about her, etc. answer her honestly and let her know your feelings haven't changed. Tell her that you don't expect anything from her and that you just had to let her know and get it off your chest. Then just go about you relationship how you normally do. Also, I would go ahead with your plans to ask out her friend. Move on and try to have a healthy dating life, but be there if she ever has a change of heart.

>>35560027
You really expect her to just ask him about it out of nowhere?

>>35560090
If it is a pressing concern in her mind, she may approach him for clarification and answer. I'm not saying she's going to come up to him one day and say, "Hey Pat, ben thinkn' bout this whole incest thing-a-majig, and on second thought it sound really neat-o, let's give it a shot!" but she may be worried about their relationship as siblings as it stands now.

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so i guess this really was the Ides of march for imouto threads

Well it's been a nice few months, thanks for the memories lads.

>>35560188
She could've forgotten all about it by now, I don't think he mentioned exactly when all of this happened.

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Pat, I have been following your story since before you tripped. And just like others have said, i thank you for the heartboner stories, and think you should try a relationship with Emfriend. Also, it doesn't have to be every day like it has been, but please do keep us informed on your situation.

>>35560090
I doubt she forgot about it. Pat said she was crying, It clearly affected her. She may be trying to forget about it, but you don't usually forget your brother confessing to you twice, once in a serious manner. At least not subconsciously

Not the anon you are replying to btw

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>it's almost over

>>35561222
Crying. When he confessed to her. Wasn't that like a month ago?

>>35561222
meant for
>>35560304


Oraganostoast

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>>35561243
It could have been a year ago. My point still stands. You don't forget that stuff

>>35561921
You can't accurately assume something like that. I guess Pat will have to fill in the details.

>>35556075
>>guy who came to my Lucy threads when I acted like she was leaving
That was me. I'm both impressed and irritated about the entire thing being a fabrication, but there's no hard feelings.
If you want to talk, the offer is still open.

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Damn, these threads were some of the only decent ones left on arcanine. It was kinda obvious that most of these were fake (it's happened before) but it's still a darn shame to see them killed so cleanly like this. Best of luck to whoever wants to hug their sister and everyone else in the thread. And if there's anybody else piloting the ruse cruise, please say so, so I can kill myself already.

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People keep calling this the last thread, if it is I guess I want a few last words, though words aren't my specialty in the slightest
I just want to say thank you to everyone, these last few months for me have been really difficult. I've spent a lot of time crying myself into exhaustion or being lectured and yelled at. I've had this whole range of emotions, I was scared I was gonna lose my parents, I was (am) hurt my dad doesn't want me, I feel ashamed and selfish for the way I've acted around the two of them, them getting back together is bittersweet, and I'm honestly petrified and heartbroken that I have to move on.
I can't thank you guys enough. You've comforted me when I was upset, pointed me in the right direction, even if it meant giving up, you smacked some sense into me when I needed it, put up with my immaturity and autism at times, made me laugh, though mostly at my expense, we had our own little sex Ed a few times, and you've made me feel better about myself in a lot of ways. I can't begin to think where I'd be without you guys and want to say thank you if this is truly the last chance I get
If this is the end, cuck girl out
I'll admit, I'm a little teary eyed

>>35563326
I won't be forgetting you quickly, even if your taste in Overwatch heroes a shit. All the best to you, you wonderful operator.

>>35563413
Yea I'm a little more than teary eyed now
McCree's top tier and cool, look at that beard and dad arm hair

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>>35563666
Well I suppose that makes 2 of us. I don't care if D.va is garbage now, I still love her Have some McCree related OC too.

>>35543493
That's normal and loving don't autist out just be glad you have loving family. Shits worth the world

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>>35563757
The threads don't have to die after this, people will always have sister's to hug

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>>35563883
That's true I suppose.
>tfw no sister to hug and am not close to my brother

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>>35563666
>dad arm hair
Guess that's something to look forward to growing older if people and into that. Goodbye if it's goodbye, omniphobe. Wishing you well and the best of luck. Thanks for making these threads fun.

Funny, I was ecstatic that the heating was fixed, only to come back to a gigantic bomb shell dropping. It's going to be weird bumbling like an idiot throughout this little relationship, even though technically I'm not, but I just want to say thank you to everyone. I'm somehow considered dense, which is not true, I'm glad you put up with it. That and the Gunpla models.

Still, I hope these threads never go away.

>>35563956
>which is not true
You haven't exactly shown that through your actions.

>>35563980
Look at thise wise guy. Nah, but just I'm kidding around a little bit. Sorry for the joke.

>never lived with half-sisters
>Now they live several states away
>Only see them about once a year
>Seeing them this weekend and afraid they're forgetting about me

>A week ago find out that through other parent I have a half brother and half sister I've never met
>Our mother is trying to connect with me
>Really don't want to talk to her but having more siblings could be nice
>The siblings are almost as old as I am though

3 half sisters, 1 step sister, and a half brother and I've always been alone

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>>35563956
I don't think this is goodbye, but if it is I'll regret not saying it
Best of luck, from the cuck I saw the shot at the shit joke and I took it

>>35564214
Yeah, I understand. And never let a opportunity for joke pass, so good on you.

>>35562449
I lurked those small and quiet threads and though you were talking to her through a facade, I feel you were still connecting with her and making her feel loved. She used these characters as surrogates for herself, her own thoughts, emotions, and struggles were portrayed through these characters. It may not have actually been Lucy, but it was still a lonely girl wanting help and love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
It all came tumbling down, song related

Here's the plan
>make Pat get together with Em/Emfriend
>make IC/HSG/College Girl/Lucy-imouto want and get the Onii-D
>endure Beargguy's denseness
>cherish Protective Onii-san, Laura, Sadman, Little Brother Lover and Worried Imouto

>>35549062
>>35554135
>tfw me and that other anon a couple of months ago were right all along
It was so worth checking to see if these threads were still going

>>35563326
I still remember the first time you posted about desperately wanting your father's dick and wanting us to make it happen, I didn't believe you, then you started posting some more and I even thought you were some entitled attention whore, but I kept reading your story and replying to it, you became one of my favorite persons in this thread.
Hope you can make it work with K.
God speed non daddy-fucker
If these threads for some miracle manage to stay alive, will you keep posting? I really want you to.

>>35565857
>IC/HSG/College Girl/Lucy-imouto
I think we should just cal her Story-chan for brevity.

>>35565988
Yea my first post was something stupid like "okay guys, how do I fuck my dad" or something like that, like you guys had a formula or something
Did/do I really come off as an attention whore?
And yea I'll keep posting, and I think these threads will stay up

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>>35558537
Thank you. T_T

If I have time later, do we want another Anal old guy story?

>>35566495
Of course, those are gold

>>35566495
All stories are welcome you old bastard

If there are any artists in here I'm going to request we put together some sort of fan art for Story-chan. I'm not very talented but I might try to doodle something and post something.

Seriously anything to show our appreciation would be great. She was, at times, the main reason we were here and she put so much effort in to her characters and we just ate it up without giving her anything in return.

>>35566385
>Did/do I really come off as an attention whore?
I may have exagerated I mean you came off as kinda needy as if you actually felt like we could get you laid in an instant. I was ok with that though, since you're optimism kinda rubbed on me, I actually thought we could get you laid, too bad we couldn't.

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>>35566458
You're still real, r-right?
When do you get to enjoy the Onii-D again

>>35567105
Redline is imouto royalty, I'm shocked you even doubt her.
>>35566700
Also very much this, we at least need to do something to show our gratitude for her stories.

>>35558537
Who was this?? bl0x

>>35567397
The writer of nearly all of the stories here.

>>35566985
Well you guys seemed to have some kind of meme magic going on here at the time
K and I got one of the Ghost Recon endings, apparently there's 2, but you get the opportunity to do both thankfully, so we have to finish up then get a shot at the other ending. He likes the ACR but the scar h is my fucking raifu, they're both the "end game" assault rifles, just some nuanced differences

>>35567551
Our queen, Story-chan.

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My qt loli imouto gave me a big smooch and a noogie!

>>35568268
Take her out to see a movie

>>35568319
Can you go to the movies with a five-year-old?

>>35568482
You sure can. Ask her what she wants to watch

>>35568500
She likes MLP and Frozen

>>35568907
You sister is anal guy?

>>35568907
I feel sorry for you.
Make some popcorn, sit on the couch together, and watch frozen.

>>35568962
Savage

>>35568962
She's already a degenerate hairy beast at five! What do?

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>>35568962
I resent that remark. I've never even seen Frozen

>>35569116
Watch it with your daughter
Force her to watch it every day until she decides to learn how to drive

>>35569179
Funny thing about that:. Her real dad bought the DVD for her a few years back. Last time I saw it, it was still sealed. I asked her about it one time, and she said "It's stupid girly shit"

She always watched super hero stuff like the animated X-Men and Justice League growing up. Makes me laugh when her dad sends her stuff like nail polish and makeup compacts. She wrinkles her nose at them and gives them to her fem bffs

>>35569369
Exactly, torture her into learning important life skills.
Does her real dad know she's gay?

>>35569419
Of fuck no. Her real dad is highly homophobic. Which is funny, because he's also extremely left leaning.

As it is, she will only talk to him over email. And even then, it's only begrudgingly

>>35569457
What about your son, does he have a gf/bf?

>>35569545
He's really private about that stuff. I THINK he's seeing someone right now. He's 18, so I try not pry. His mom grills him. I think she cock locked him 2 weeks back. He went to a party, and texted to say he'd be spending the night at this one girls house. Every 10 minutes, my wife was texting him about being careful, making sure he has condoms, etc

>>35569369
>animated Justice League
That's my shit
I kinda get what she's saying about not driving, my dad had to get my mom to scare me into the drivers seat after a while, it's cool at first but in cities having a car isn't too necessary at even my age in a lot of cases

>>35569618
Exactly. The mass transit in my city is good. And the major city right next to us has light rail and buses. It's one of the best mass transit areas of the country. Of course...I tease them about the Bus Uncle's they'll encounter

>>35563666
>>35569666
Stop, I am the one true Satan

>Bus Uncle's
Can't be much worse than you

>>35569618
Seems like it would be a pain to drive in the city. I remember going to Los Angeles this summer and just one goddamn car breaking down caused me hell.

I am jealous of public transportation since we have none where I live. Shit out luck without a car.

>>35569666
I've seen some wired shit on buses
>>35569727
Nein

>>35569727
Man...I must come across as a psychotic, raping menace to society. Seems like everyone thinks I'm suppose to be on Cops or To Catch A Predator or something

Alright, I'm taking a nap for a few hours. Anal, you're on bump duty.

Pat, tell us how it went when you get back

My imouto is a strawberry on wheels. She has a strawberry wool hat and a red shirt and has roller skates on

>>35570279
Are you sure that's not a wifeu?

>tfw you come home from work to see your sister napping if your bed with your hoodie on

I hope she doesn't change when she reaches high school, I only have about a year and a half until then. I don't want to be living at home then either but I really don't want to lose how sweet my sister is.

>>35570372
She's my adorable imouto

>>35570534
Cuddle with your imouto!

>>35570590
She woke up, she's getting a snack and then we'll probably play mario kart. That's usually what we do when we hang out.

>>35569803
Have you done anything new with your sister? Assuming your real.

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Quick lunch time bumpage.

Desu

>>35571453
I'm going to squash this right know. Me deciding to tell everyone the truth was to alleviate a bunch of stress and anxiety I started to have because I was becoming so involved with the characters. I didn't do it to tear down the community and make it hard on regular posters. Please don't pressure them constantly because I turned out to be a big liar.

Another quick lunch yummy bumpy

>>35571453
Besides being a bit more affectionate in public last Friday, not really. Though I am annoying her with my Kong talk since the Fordzilla vs Kong movie is coming.

>>35572410
God I hope they don't fuck it up. This far, I've been underwhelmed by all these non-Toho Godzilla films

>>35572746
Yeah, I was overhyped when G14 came out, but looking back at it now, it wasn't that great. ShinG was very enjoyable though.

>>35572942
Showing my age, but I miss Sunday afternoons, cause one of my local stations would play old super ninja movies and the Godzilla universe films. Those were great times, watching that stuff on a rabbit ears TV set

>>35573012
And now I have all these tokusatsu films at my fingertips. Sounds comfortable though, and a nice experience that can't be replicated.

>>35573186
Heh, yeah. People meme about porn being easy to get. But it was also those old flicks from across the seas that weren't easy to get either. Anime was totally unheard of. Ninja films like drunken master or enter the dragon were a super rare treat. Shit: by all accounts (let's be honest here people), the unabridged dragon Ball z can suck a dick. It's 6 episodes of screaming and grunting for every 1 of fighting. But at the time tooname dropped it, it was like Christ's second coming.

Shit, I still venerate cowboy Bebop. I keep the sound track in my truck at all times. But if I'd been raised with tons of content at my fingertips? I'm sure I'd see it differently

>>35573301
>unabridged dragon Ball z
I love how TFS handled Broly

I'll bump with a proper story in a bit. Hope you read my prior two Gus stories

If anyone knows how to fix non-ascii character error when copy pasting from email, I'd love you to tell me how

So this is a year after the prior two Gus stories. This was also a year before the school finally got it's shit together, cleaned the asbestos out of the supply bungalow, and turned it into the spud wrangler box. During this school year, the teacher who wound up with the goon squad was this older teacher who didn't put up with shit. She'd been at it for years, and knew how to control the crazy.

By this point in his academic career, Gus began to learn how to play the "school" game. What I mean is that he began to figure out ways to cut class, what crimes to commit to sit out lessons, how to take extended "bathroom" breaks, etc. But he was also smart enough to know that he was labeled as damaged goods. So he began to play it up way worse than it actually was.

In the beginning, it worked pretty well, too. But as time progressed, she started to see through his game. As she got wise, Gus got more and more angry and desperate. It came to a head finally one day near the end of the school year.

Gus raised his hand, and asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher, who was usually fairly lenient on letting students have bathroom breaks, shot him down and told him he should have gone during recess. Not to be dissuaded, he raised his hand again, and asked a second time. Again he was shot down. more forcefully. Pig boy was having none of this however. He snorted out "Fine." This was followed shortly after by a wet splatting noise and a smell that Satan himself would have wretched from.

The fat fuck sprayed shit all over himself, the chair, the floor, and in his laughter that followed, wiped it on the two kids closest to him.

Teacher, pillar that she was, crumbled. She went to the phone, and called the office in tears, demanding the principal come down because she couldn't deal with him anymore. He was suspended for the last bit of the school year.

>>35574462
https://www.percederberg.net/tools/text_converter.html

>>35574652
Thank you. Have a really long baseball story, I can post it way easier with that

Ok, so before I start posting more stories, I need to give backround on my next set of friends. Papas and Booboo moved out just before I moved to middle school. Their Dad then leased the house to one of his brothers. With this, came my friend from middle school until high school graduation: Roger. With Roger came his three brothers and his sister. Miguel, the farter. Robert, the rabbit. Gabby, the ogre. And Daniel...who we called dumb danny.

To give a small window into them before I continue on, let me tell this small tale

So Roger picked up with the baseball stuff that Papas had left a vacancy for. The place we played at was an elementary school near our houses. It had an amazingly large field full of gopher holes and dead grass, with space enough for 2 baseball fields, a soccer field, and space still left over for two sets of metal playground equipment. However, the place was fortified like a prison, with 12 foot high fences, barbed wire, and later on, motion sensors in the main campus area. But we learned of a small section of fence that kissed up against the section 8 housing next to it, where you could bypass the barbed wire and only would have to contend with the high climb. It went on like this for years, until the school remodeled. Then, in this area, they added a parking lot and a SECOND set of 12 foot, barbed wire fencing to contend with. We learned to defeat that too with a properly placed jacket, but it was still a tricky climb.

Anyway: it was after this second set of fence was added that this tale took place.

Generally, Roger, his brothers, and myself, would play a small "Over the line" type games at the school. Well...brothers, minus Daniel. We took the opportunity to ditch his stupid ass every chance we could. Most of the time, we were successful too. But not today was not this day.

cont.