How would you REACT to this GIRL from TINDER??? She's PREGNANT

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Uninstall.

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>>35543116
90% Of the time tinder is only used as a hookup app. Id pass her OP

She's just looking for a self esteem boost

>>35543116
She's definitely not there for hooking up!

>>35543116
Use your usual line

Post results

what I read was
>I'm all about being fetishized and anal

go for it my man

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>>35543116
>on tinder
>definitely not here for hooking up
Is this a joke? Was that meant as sarcasm?

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She's not there for hooking up, isn't into one night stands, doesn't like fuck boys, doesn't like dick picks, doesn't like you, doesn't like your political alignment, doesn't like your family, doesn't like what websites you go on, is not there to be friends with benefits, she's not looking to date right now and she's not emotionally available either.

>>35543178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEjnRjuu8nQ

>>35543116
Tell her fat ass to get off of Tinder

I fucked a pregnant chick once.
>Eight months and ready to pop.
>Short and pale with a tongue piercing.
>Agreed on bj but I convinced her to fuck.
Best sixty bucks I ever spent.

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>>35543178
>implying a normie of this degree could be capable of sarcasm without attaching at least ten crying face emojis afterwards

le fuck my life! :'D

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>>35543139
>tfw to intelligent to know what what swiping means

>>35543116

Cum in her cause she's not getting pregnant from me

Pregnant girls are the hottest with gushy pussies
Woukd hatefuck that spic and drain all her colostrum
She's just a dumb attentionwhorr and not even showing
OP get a life already dude

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Reminder to just BEE you'reself

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Swipe right.

I have a huge prego fetish.

>>35543142

Yep. Roasties love reading their fan mail.

As an oldfag, I can confirm that meeting girls online was ironically easier back when there was a social stigma. The women were interested in actually finding a guy and were the type who didn't mind a little awkwardness/embarrassment.

>>35546893
Is this what flirting is? Being incredibly cringeful?

>>35547081
Most of the time it's as flat as that or worse, yes

>>35547081
how is that cringe exactly

>>35547332
This. I cringe at mushy shit but others won't because it's about perspective.

>>35543116
>Definitely not here for hooking up.

Then you're utterly useless.

You think guys are going to look at your pregnant skank-whore slutty duck-lipped bitch-ass face and think "oh, she's definitely wife material"?