Dubs decide what I'm going to do with it.

>>35541631
Take proper care of it.

snap it in half

Ghffbcthvcjfccynb

>>35541631
Have a fun, educational and safe experience.

make a bomb

>>35541631
Set up a charity to benefit the homeless.

>>35541631
Contribute its computing power to cancer research.

stick it in your pooper.

use it

put it in a microwave

Cum on it then give it as a gift

Start it up, fuck around with it, and then put it in a box as you realize you don't have any good uses for it

I installed Kodi on it to have a media player for my crappy tv. Also with piload you can have a download manager to download shit over night directly onto it.

>>35541631
Wait a few years and sell it for a few dollars extra.

Make a wifi-jammer and put it in front of a normies house.

Put it in your anus

>>35542099
Welp. Good luck OP

>>35542099
W I N R A R

agamemnon

>>35542099
your boy pussy will finally have wifi connectivity

>>35542099
Good thing I was already planning on making a smart dildo with it that would please my prostate according to the rhythm of the porn I'm watching.

>>35542182
ooo thats a good idea, presumably youre gonna get like average colour change or some shit from opencv and hook it up to a servo?

>>35541631
eat it with a very original comment

>>35541631
Hack the NSA

>>35542236
I was thinking about using the current bitrate of the video (presuming is varying)

>>35542335
maybe if you use spikes in audio volume (assuming this would be the sound of balls slapping against something etc) as the trigger for an adsr envelope you could get like a pulse going in perfect time with the fucking on screen

>>35541631
Put it in the microwave

>>35542377
Dubs decided that you have to use audio.

>>35542377
no way i got both fucking dubs

>>35542377
But the occasional talking and screaming would fuck up the rhythm that way. maybe I should look for both audio spikes and video bitrate and make up some fancy function that will try to determine the intensity if fucking going on on the screen.

>>35542431
Oh well, then audio it is.

>>35542463
yeah but if we assume screaming to be a function of pleasure then surely screaming causing audio spikes is a feature

>>35542463
you could put a hpf on the audio to block out any of chads visceral grunting so you only get the audio spikes caused by fucking and or staceys pretend pleasure

>>35542014
Yes, rolling for microwave option

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>>35542442
It's your lucky day Anon. Do something with it.

>>35541631
I did the pirate box meme, no body posts anything on my offline server cause they're too scared or don't care.

Uuuhh what is this??

>>35542051
I use mine to host a webserver where I can upload files from geek squad. All those normies put nudes on their laptops.