Ask a fembot who has been on 4chan since 2008 anything. Yes I

>>35539126
would you be my gf?
oregano

What makes you a fembot? Since you are not fat, that leaves:

>unhygienic
>mentally ill
>NEET
>shut-in

ITT we petition what Hiro should filter the word fembot to

i vote roastie

How old were you when you started browsing the site?
How many anons have you hooked up with?
Why won't you be my gee eff?

>>35539126
Oldest memory?
2006 fag, I hopped on /b/ during the whole Hal Turner raids, post-Habbo Hotel.

Tits, or be on your way?

>>35539126
Post feminine body features?
Be my gf?
Pls respond?

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>been here since 2008
>still fails to understand that attention whoring here won't get her anywhere
woah, maybe women really are dumb.

>>35539145
I am severely mentally ill. No meme personality disorders like most of the "girls" here. I haven't left my house in over a year.

>>35539151
i agree with you. I hate all women.

>>35539153
15
Met up with one in 2012. we didnt hook up.

>>35539170
That time some Mexican guy tortured a cat, and an anon drive through the fence in his front yard. It was on the news.
Aside from that, the overall vibe was worlds better. Posts were met with genuine curiosity instead of outright contempt. There are too many kids on here just trying to get a rise out of anyone these days.

>>35539184
>>35539224
If I can get 5+ replies confirming that no one wants to speak to me unless I post photos, I will quietly leave and never post a thread advertising my gender for attention again

>>35539257
Where am I trying to get? The moon?
I'm just lonely

>>35539320
>>35539329
you seem like you might actually be genuine.
what sort of mental health problems do you have?

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>>35539320
>If I can get 5+ replies confirming that no one wants to speak to me unless I post photos, I will quietly leave and never post a thread advertising my gender for attention again
Good, get the fuck out, roast.

>>35539320
no one wants to speak to you unless you post photos

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Everybody who hasn't been on 4chan since pre-2006 is an eternal newfag. I'm an eternal 2007 newfag myself.

>>35539360
"Agoraphobia and major depressive disorder." Who really knows for sure though? I've been in several psych wards, but a week or two is not enough time to make a proper diagnosis IMO. I can't afford mental health care.
All I know is that I've always been damaged and unable to function correctly. I've turned to drugs.

>>35539126
What is your name op

>>35539427
Seriously, spread your legs, get money, use money for healthcare. It's simple to be a woman.

>>35539427
Why haven't you left yet? Women like you are ruining this website for a moment of attention, you sad, selfish cunt.

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>>35539427
that sucks, but self medication is the best option. I'm schizophrenic and smoking has helped better than any of the pills those (((doctors))) give you.
diagnosis is just a way for normies to try and make you feel crazy and control you, it's better to handle that stuff personally.

>>35539440
I can't whore myself out like that. When the right person comes along I don't want sexual baggage. I have enough emotional baggage

>>35539457
Are you sure women who lurk 99% of the time are ruining this already ruined board? It isn't all the teenagers who came here within the last 4 years?

>>35539457
Smoking weed really helped me for about two years. Then it just started making me paranoid. Idk if my hallucinations are a result of the weed or my own deteriorating mental health, but I still smoke every day.
I heard it can be really bad for people with legit schizophrenia though

>>35539502
>I can't whore myself out like that. When the right person comes along I don't want sexual baggage. I have enough emotional baggage
you'll never get the "right person" if you don't get your ass treated, fucking women

>>35539502
How do you get weed if you don't leave your house? How did you meet the person who sells you weed?

>>35539516
My brother. If he doesn't have any, one of his friends will.
Luckily he has kept the same people around since middle school, so they all know my situation and help me out when they can.
As for harder drugs I order them through the mail to a house that is not mine.

>>35539530
What harder drugs do you take?

t. Morphine addict

>>35539502
why do you come on this board?
the majority of it hates women or is at least extremely distrustful of them, myself included. not trying to be an asshole, but why the fuck do you stay here?

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>>35539502
>Are you sure women who lurk 99% of the time are ruining this already ruined board?
HI BOIS, FEMANON HERE! OF COURSE I WONT SHOW YOU MY TITIES, MY INTERESTING PERSONALITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY TITS. YEAH IM LIKE, TOTALLY A NEET, I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, 1000% NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS EVEN THOUGH ID NEVER ADMIT THAT. I ALSO HATE OTHER WOMEN, THEYRE WEAK AND ATTENTION WHORES! NOW LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT MY 6 BILLIONS OF MENTAL DISORDERS (NOT MEME DISRODERS LIKE MOST OF THE GRILLS HERE!!1!) WHILE YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN, KEK.
OH AND I'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE 1348, BUT I STILL HAVENT LEARNED THAT ATTENTION WHORING IS BAD CUZ IM A BIT SLOW HEHE. YEAH I CAME HERE DURING THE HABBO RAID, NICE BEING THE ONLY FEMALE OLDFAG ON THIS WEBSITE XDDD THIS PLACE USED TO BE, LIKE, SOOO MUCH BETTER B4. TEH CAEK IS A LIE, AMIRITE BOIS? SEE, I'M TOTALLY ONE OF YOU.
OH, YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ME TALK ABOUT UNINTERESTING STUFF YOUVE HEARD MILLION TIMES ALREADY? YOU JUST WANT TO SEE MY TITTIES? WOW HOW COME?

Just kill yourself already, you goddamn whore.

>>35539320
Post your tits with timestamp or fuck off

>>35539320
tits NOW

orginally

>>35539547
Oxys. I have also taken a lot of meth, but I really don't like it.
Usually I can't afford either so I just drink a lot

>>35539557
I never browse here because it's such shit. Literally just kids complaining about life, which they know nothing about yet. This place and /b/ are annoying high schooler territory.
Really I posted here because I knew there would be guaranteed replies. There are some older anons still lurking though.
Blame your fellow "robots", not me.

>>35539559
>>35539569
>>35539580

Bye guys

Hey you kinda sound like me. Will you be my friend? My robot friend told me I need to make other female friends, and then maybe I won't be so depressed.

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>>35539596
>accuses others of being annoying high schoolers
>acts like an attention thirsty high school girl
I swear to God, only women are capable of this shit.

>>35539607
Also I've also been on 4chan since 2006. I used to lolipost on /b/ all the time. Ah to be jailbait again.

>>35539596
Have you looked into Poppy Seed Tea? Genuinely serious here, it may be enough to allow you to actually leave your house in the future.

>>35539623
Haha wow, you are fantastic :3

>Inb4 beta orbiter
She's not quite what you'd call 'my type'

>>35539643
Hey don't bully me I'm sad.

>>35539661
Hmm? There was no bullying intended. If you're referring to the 'my type' thing, it probably doesn't mean what you think it does

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>>35539126
>Yes I believe this place was partially responsible for my demise.
>doesn't leave

lmaoing at you weak willed faggot

How greasy are you on a scale of 1-10?

>>35539665
I-It just really sounded like you were being sarcastic.

>>35539693
Nope, you're all good~

You're OP, right? If so, have you looked into PST yet? Obviously an addiction can fuck up your life, but if it allows you to actually leave your house, I'd say it's worth it. And this is coming from someone currently addicted to it, as I said above.

If you came here after 2006 you're straight up cancer.

>>35539126
Why do you stupid holes hate 5'10-5'11 manlets like me?

>>35539320
Wait so you're not even gonna post pictures, fuck off please

OUT OUT OUT OYT RWEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35539126
>Why do you stupid holes hate 5'10-5'11 manlets like me?

Maybe because you call women stupid holes?

Here's a fembot asking you guys:
> friends with robot
> watch Watamote
>he says it's " just like us"

What did he mean by this ?

Let's see your body.

You don't need to show your face, not even your tits if you don't feel like it. I just want to see what your body looks like. timestamp please.

>>35543315
he's calling you a greasy nerd with social anxiety
>>35539596
would you consider yourself pretty

Reeeee wtf happened to this place fembots aren't real all women are whores and your all normies

>>35539427
Wait.. how are you making the money or getting your drugs if you don't leave your house? You a ho with a pimp bf?

>>35539320
>I hate all women.
>made herself a super special pretty princess thread to talk about how interesting it is that she has a slimy stinky quim
Eat shit, whore.

what do you know about traps?

>>35539126
Fuck off nigger I've been here since I was 8 you don't see me making threads show tits or gtfo you cum dump.

I'll talk to you op if you want something of an "email penpal". I'm dating someone so this is just for interesting convo. I also don't care what you look like.

Throwaway [email protected]

Q: Do you consider yourself above most other robots because you're female

>>35543398
Shit, you're right anon.

> tfw the anime teased the possibility of pissjugs but pussed out

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>>35539126
You're a fucking faggot, dude

originally, too, larp'ing ass queer

>>35539502
Am I the right person femanon? Be my gf

>>35539596
Breast or away with ye, ya scurvy lass

>>35543582
was it really that difficult to figure out

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Imagine you accepted to become my gf on the condition that I would never ask you anything you don't like.

Tell me what would we do:
- at home
- hanging out
- here on r9k

>>35544003
Straight up dump you