>get gf >she has an ugly name

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>get a gf
>she has an ugly dick

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>get gf
>she doesn't put out

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>get gf
>She short circuits when I take her into the bath tub

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>get gf
>used to be a huge slut

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>get gf
jk, still no gf for me

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>get gf
>total 10/10 until she smiles
>you had a chance at this life and she has a teeth gap

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>get gf
>has the same name as my sister

>>35539323
gf has the same name as my mom

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>>35539358
>finally get a gf
gf as the same name of myself

>tfw Alex and Alex

>get gf
>she hates being dominant
If that ever happens I'll just off myself.

>>35538978
>get gf
>she's asian