Have you robots ever gotten someone pregnant?

>>35535825

I have, it ruined my life

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>>35535825
>>35535855
>see friends have kids
>see how much kids fuck everything up
>mfw

>>35535855
Storytime please? Original

>>35535825
>kissless.
>hugless.
>handholdless.


Kek, no, and I'm happy about it.

I'm on my way to wizardhood, and instead of paying ungrateful little shits, I'll just spend all my money on myself.

Kek kidcucks.

>>35535825
Yes and I'm not going to talk about it.
Makes me feel sad to think about.

I wanna make a baby
right now.

Yes. And now I have a lovely son.

I'm honestly planning on impregnation my mom.

>>35535825
I had sex once with a girl I sort of knew and it was a terrifying experience after it happened. We basically shook hands like we achieved some type of business deal and the moment she left I fucking bolted into the bathroom with the used condom to check for leaks. I was making absolutely sure it had no holes in it because I horrified of becoming a young father.

A very sobering moment in life.

>>35535940
Are you the guy who was drawing hentai of his mom the other day?

>>35535955
No I'm not him. I trying to coerce my mom into becoming my sexual partner before she gets too old to have another kid.

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It's a huge fetish of mine but I'd never do it. I had a dream where I impregnated an average looking girl at school and the moment that realization hit me, I started stressing out more than I had ever in my life. Even as a lazy as I am, I was considering getting a job ASAP.

And then I woke up and I was never more fucking relieved that year. One of my friends did have a kid and it destroyed them. It's like they weren't even young anymore, and their liveliness crumbled under their job and responsibilities. Can't relate or talk to him about anything now.

>>35535989
I've got to ask; why? Why would you want to knock up your own mom?

How are you trying to coerce her?

>>35535825
I have never even held a girl's hand, what makes you think I could get one to be around me long enough for me to gain her trust and let me have sex with her while being too stupid to use contraception?

I once thought I did. But turns out a bee stung my hand and it was swollen.

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I'm going to impregnate my gf in a few years. I told her I'm gonna keep her barefoot and pregnant for 5 years straight, she was fine with it.

Get latina gf friends they are literally made for white man's breeding.

>>35536236
For a few years now I've been obsessed with the idea of having a baby with my mom. I've already planned of good chunk out. Its just me and her together, and we don't talk to any of the neighbors so no one will get suspicious of her being pregnant. I haven't actually had sex with her yet. I'm going to drug her when when we first do it. I feel it will be easier for her to accept having sex with me after we've crossed that line for the first time. I've been taking plenty of zinc so that my sperm is strong. I've also been working out so I can apply a little bit of strength in addition to the drugs. I want her to be somewhat cognizant for our first time, to make the acceptance easier.

>>35536466
>barefoot and pregnant

Americans never take their shoes off indoors

>>35536466
>no breeding sow

FUCK

>>35535825
>robots
>had sex
does not compute

>>35536472
That really sounds like you kind of want to rape your mom, anon. Raping your mom isn't cool, my man, don't do it.

Maybe just kind of feel her up when you two are really close one day after a few drinks.

Yeah, I helped a lesbian couple I'm friends with have a baby.

>>35536521
I wont be violent. I just want her to quickly accept what she's going to be doing. I know she will never call the cops on me.

>>35536537
I'd be worried to do that, many cases of the lesbos coming back and getting child support from the fucking donor

>>35536563
I've heard that too, but we're good friends and so far it hasn't backfired on me. Not like it never could, but so far so good.

>>35535825
No, but I currently am trying.

>>35536556
Why not just tell your mom that you want to fuck? She might be receptive to the idea if she hasn't been getting stretched out lately.

>>35536611
She won't if I just ask. She needs me to push her into it.

>>35536733
So.. rape?

>>35536506
gtfo

robot=/=virgin

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>>35536733
>>35536556
>>35536472
can you please make a lewd greentext describing this plan?

>>35536745
I don't plan on being forceful. I'm going to drug her, carry her to bed, lube her up, and do it. I'll be coercive, but not violent.

>>35536792
I wish to do this to my sister
She lives with me and I financially support her so the least she could do is bear my children

>>35535825
Not robot but pretty sure I have.
A 16 year old Polish Sloot. A friend of my gf at the time. 50/50 chance its mine. Not in touch anymore.

>>35536773
I'll wait until we both have a few days off from our jobs so I will have some time to convince her.

>drug her so that she's still awake but pliable
>tell her that I want her to have a baby
>carry her to bed
>undress her
>lube her up, I want her to feel good
>have unprotected sex
>when she wakes up I'll be there in bed with her
>talk it out some more
>have sex with her there in bed again
>have sex throughout the coming days to get her adjusted to it

With any luck she should be pregnant in a few months.

>>35536856
Your dad's penis was in there don't do it. Also you crawled out of there.

>>35537061
And soon I'll return.

>>35535902
>kidcucks
>Cucks
>For bearing children
The word has officially lost any meaning

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>>35537074
Post pics of mum or GTFO