WHATS WRONG WITH MY DICK??? Everytime I send it to someone who

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>>35534975
Is that your dick? The curve is really fucking weird, also, shaving is literally never impossible, even if it's just for your crotch.

Exactly how often do people ask for photos of your penis

>>35534975
ya u not doin dece

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It's not mine desu. I set the bar high.

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that is a /terrible/ angle, my god

I look at cocks all the time, inb4 fag, so what it's good advice

+ it slopes down, like it's droopy
Also it looks like your pushing in a fupa ew

Try an angle like this

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>>35535150
Or if it does point down, change the angle to below yourself
standing or laying

Stop this homoposting. /r9k/ is an asexual board.

>>35535063
Looks okay. You sure your dick is the problem? Might be you're coming on too strong or your personality or something.

>>35535182

That post was @ op. We having dick wars.

>>35535182
its untamed (too hairy) and seems like the foreskin is intact
it's not a good pic if he's straight

>>35535213

It's just a little grown out shit, I shave bi weekly at the latest.

Old picture anyway.

>>35535167
I really wish I had foreskin. My head would look better, it would stop being cracked and dry and I would be a little thicker and overall it looks smoother too.

>>35535150
>>35535056
Thanks guys, I think suicide seems inevitable.

Why was I cursed with a bent hairy penis why can't I be like anyone else

Also what should I use to shave my dick and balls? I tried once with an electric razor and nicked my balls and it hurt like fucking shit.

Also I'm averse to shaving because of the stubble. Maybe I should get a bunch of wax strips and wax my balls?

>>35534975
it's ugly unwashed bad skin should get it cut, hairy not hard enough. At least it's ok size

>>35534975
>hand pressed against pelvis
>pants down around ankles

move your hand away and keep your pants in a position where it's only just enough to expose your wang, also take a pic from the front and not from above.

>>35535285
dont shave unless you are gay!

>>35535325
Theres pubes on my balls and shaft, are you sure?

>>35535425
balls are fine
shaft is not great but it only looks at like they are at the first half inch of the base which is okay

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i've been posting this too much lately but what they hey

Jesus fucking christ I just wanna get throat fucked and swallow cum so bad

FUCK

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>>35535452
This is me unerect and AFTER trimming.

I even got a skin tag on my shaft too. Someone please kill me.

>>35535508
much better for seeing the level of hair
it's intense... keep up that trimming but dont shave

Also if you were hard this would be a better angle than in op

>>35534975
what stuck out to me most is the pubes. either shave them or tie them into braids and go for a sexy viking look

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>>35535533

This a better angle?

>>35535615
better angle but worse lighting
and you are doing this weird thing that bunches the skin just below your hand
makes it look too dark and gross
(not trying to be mean)

>>35535285
OP if you're still here you're not reall hairy at all I see far worse often.

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>>35535639
>not trying to be mean
Nope, I need good critique, I appreciate it.

Honestly I don't know why the fuck it bunches up like that. It only does that when I pull the foreskin back to reveal the head. I should probably see a doctor.

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>>35535476

reveaIed

>>35535811
you don't need to go to a doctor, you just have a looser cut (this is better than a tight cut which would pull uncomfortably when you got fully hard).

This one is not as good as the last one. You are pushing it forward away from yourself which makes it look smaller.

Lighting is a little better... try using a ring at the base to get the angle instead of a finger that gets in the way.

>>35535856
can you not post such a tasty pene? It's super distracting

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>>35535888

sorry hon

>>35534975

what kind of life are you living where you are corresponding with people who are actively requesting pictures of your poenis?

>>35535878
>you don't need to go to a doctor, you just have a looser cut (this is better than a tight cut which would pull uncomfortably when you got fully hard).

my foreskin basically acts like a sleeve during intercourse. It will slide back when i insert, but as i pull out it covers the head. Which is pretty normal from what i have read. But when i go to insert again, my foreskin acts as a sleeve i guess, and my penis just slides around inside it. Creating no friction between the vaginal walls and the shaft or head of my penis. This doesnt seem right to me, i thought that the foreskin should slide along with my actions, so i feel it should be tighter or shorter in order to do so

>>35536019
unless you are willing to get it cut more what do you expect the doc to do?

also you've had sex? r9k.
bye.

>>35536019
You have long loose foreskin. Makes sense given the picture >>35535615

>I'm hairy as fuck so shaving is impossible

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-7100-BG2040/dp/B0037HP9OA

>>35536019

You seem to not realize how vital your foreskin is to sexual sensation.

If you're expecing a lot of good sensation to come from the head, you're barking up the wrong tree. Most of the good sensation comes from stimulation of the nerve endings in the frenulum and ridged band, not the head itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmToXLVrZ7c

>>35536366
Why do women prefer cut then?

>>35536403
women don't have to feel it. Don't start this debate.

Guys who cum too fast should be cut, everyone else should be left alone

Even if a cut cock looks 100% better somehow (like magic, foreskins hide the good part)

I could only wish to have a dick like yours OP.

>>35535279
>I really wish I had foreskin.

OP I thought this was you
you're uncut!
girls will always stop talking after you send shitty worm photos

just keep trying and if you get a gf know that she'll get used to it

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>>35536403

Maybe some women in the US do if they were culturally conditioned to. Most everywhere else, they don't. And now that information on the downsides of circumcision is becoming more common, more and more American women are going to start preferring intact because they'll know it's better.

>>35536419

>Guys who cum too fast should be cut

Premature ejaculation isn't more common in intact males, and women whose partners are cut are less likely to have an orgasm during sex than women whose partners have foreskins.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

>>35536724
>more American women are going to start preferring intact because they'll know it's better.
It's literally only better for the guy. There's not much difference when it comes to women, but most prefer cut purely for aesthtic reason.

Also, circumcision is fairly common around the world, not sure where you're getting it's only in the US.

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>>35536764

>There's not much difference when it comes to women

>Circumcision was associated with frequent orgasm difficulties in Danish men and with a range of frequent sexual difficulties in women, notably orgasm difficulties, dyspareunia and a sense of incomplete sexual needs fulfilment. Thorough examination of these matters in areas where male circumcision is more common is warranted.

>Also, circumcision is fairly common around the world, not sure where you're getting it's only in the US.

It's very rare in Europe, South America, New Zealand, and non-Muslim Asia (except for the Philippines and South Korea). The overwhelming majority (about 70%) of males worldwide are intact.

>tasty robot cock thread

>devolves into circumjerk

i hate the practice of circumcision as much as the next guy but this is just sad :(

Girls hate dick pics unless it's huge, that's why

>>35534975
I'm a fag and have seen a few weird dicks in my time. Your dick is fine, don't worry about it.