will some fembot PLEASE be my gf?

>>35534801
only if you be mine.

>>35534851
we cant both be gfs anon

>>35534877
we can if we try hard enough. just believe boyo

>>35534884
sorry but i only want a gf (female) not gf (male)

>>35534916
ahh okay, misunderstood you.

>>35534926
thats ok
thanks for the free (you)s

>>35534994
I gotchu senpai. remember me when you're famous

>>35534926
I like gays more than women. But saddly I don't want to stick my dick in a boy.

>>35535014
ill never forget u anon

>>35535093
our love will never be forgotten

>>35534801
>will some fembot PLEASE be my gf?
fembot here and I might but only if you accept me for who I am

>>35535104
now if only i could find a fembot gf (female)
>>35535115
i can do that

>>35535115

hey forget that loser be my gf instead

>>35534801
>>35535115
here have an email even
please respond [email protected]

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>>35535128
>>35535132
>>35535170
I have a penis btw, do you promise that you will accept every part of me

>>35535189
>I have a penis btw
i take it back

>>35535205
>i take it back
too bad I already emailed you
soon we will get married and have children and I will be your housewife and you will love me forever

>>35535222
>>35535222
>and have children
how is that going to work?

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>>35535257
>how is that going to work?
we'll figure it out
love finds a way :)

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tfw almost a dozen (you)s and STILL no gf...

>>35535284
>>35535222

>you will never have a twinky dress wearing fagboy be this cute with you

Another pain to add to the ever increasing list. :(

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>>35534801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02OCwjrC61S

im a fembot (male) accepting orbiters pls apply i'll show you my bellybutton if your nice

>>35535510
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02OCwjrC61S
holy shit
thank you so much anon
thank you for this
pls be gf

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>>35535444
>ou will never have a twinky dress wearing fagboy be this cute with you
y-you could have me though... I-I mean if you wanted, if you were ok with me desu ;_;

>>35535510
i chuckled

quality post

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ayo where the lurkin' qt 3.14's at

because i am made of 100% boyfriend material

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>>35535444
>you will never have a twinky dress wearing fagboy be this cute with you
you easily could find one on /r9k/
like me

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>>35535510
laughing like fuck, good shit anon

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>>35535510

Fucking kek dude that was amazing

>he says he wants a gf
>he meant the fantasy in his mind of what a gf should be like

Boys only exist to make me sad. You are all faceless objects that torment me.

>>35535115
Why? Are you a fat ugly bitch originally?

depends where you live op

orrriginnal

I am sorry Anon, but all of the fembots are betrothed to me.

I could maybe spare one, but they are all very special to me.

>>35540442
>You are all faceless objects

It's funny because my face is ugly and I'd rather not have it

I want a fembot to be my wife and the mother of my children.

>>35540866
Pick me! I will make wholesome meals and homeschool the children so they can learn in an environment unperverted by degenerate culture.

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>>35540919
Perfect.
Too perfect.

You have a penis, don't you?

wtb gf pls give prices

>>35540708
>still no (You)
guess you'll certainly be alone forever then, faggot

>>35540708
>>35540974

Yurop

Oregano herbs

>>35540919
You're not real.
Your post probably doesn't even exist.
I'm probably just hallucinating, like a man who thinks he sees an oasis in the desert.

>>35540954
No. Did you want one?

>>35541012
youre too late. this offered has already expired. should've replied sooner.

skimskim fembum dum woofee yow!

wapwap you?????

>>35541031
>Did you want one?

God no.
It's just something you unfortunately have to be wary of in the age we live in.

>>35535510
nothing suspious about that sounds legit
Top kek

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>>35541040

Im not OP though


Still, feelsbadman

>>35535510
omng pls clq be my gf

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I need to BREED a fertile little fembot.

>>35535115
>>35535189
I accept that. I want a cute fembot gf with a cute penis. Please respond

>>35534801
No because fembots don't exist, and you're probably disgusting so i don't know why even if they did exist why they would be okay with you.

>>35541040
>>35540974
>>35540708
hello op here
i was asleep
im in the north east us pls be my gf