If your name is called you go to bed I'll start Colan

The name I call out is "Michael".

Go to bed, Michael.

>B-but I go by Mike!

No excuses. Go to bed.

>>35534265
First or last names?

I'll eliminate easy ones to get them out of the way
>First
John
Michael
Jim
Tom
Richard
Harry
Ed

>Last
Smith
Jones
Williams
Roberts
Nguyen

Go to bed Bane. Don't forget to take off your mask and put your retainer in. Be a big guy

>>35534265
Chad

Take a hike you normie

Alyssa go to bed

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please call my name I'm so tired

>>35534361
Go to bed Anonymous

>>35534265
Nicholas/Nick

jason
jose
juan
pedro
pablo
gustavo
miguel
Dan
daniel
kevin
keith
cole
jole
rick
stan

My name is very uncommon here but common in France so good luck guessing fags

Go to bed Mohammad

Tfw no one will ever call my name

>>35534420
fuck stan
iruka sensei

>>35534265
If I post my own name can I go to bed?

>>35534442
Go to bed Giles

>>35534265
Jason
Jeremy
Chris
Jose
Manuel
Riley
James
Paula
Amy
Taylor
Jordan
Michelle
Steven

And

Timothy

>>35534442
G0 t0 bed... Z0e ?

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>>35534265
>tfw you have a really stupid rare name so there's no way you'll get called

>>35534420
>pedro
My names peter, but fuck it im taking it, gn robots

Go to bed Zach. There, I'm out

Good night, Alex
Good night, Oliver

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Good night, TingoWingo.

>>35534320
I dun even know who you is but you made my nite.

>>35534265
I fucking DARE you cucks.
I've got literally the rarest name here.
Hint : it's a fucked up Rusfag name.

Good night Jason.

>>35534814
good night sasha

>>35534502
Good night Agnek Von Pedro McShekelbererstein.

>>35534830
>Nope.
>Says "Fucked up Rusfag name".
>Anon responds with most mainstream Rusfag name.

Good try tho.

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Goodnight pajeet <3

>>35534418
thanks bro, im kinda tired anyways

>>35534836
Nope.
Originally try again.

Good night Isaac. I love you.

metrophan

Frank! What are you still doing up?
Get to bed!

>>35534885
Good night Mahmud Johnston Vladimov.

Goodnight Blake

>>35534442
Time to catch some Z's, Ahmed

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>>35534490
>Chris

Fuck you. I do what i want. Actually i am preety tired.

>>35534490
God nite

>>35534943
Ill never get called its a semi obscure name.

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City so damn great, I feel like Alexand'!
Wear your halo like a hat, that's like the latest fashion!
I got angels all around me they keep me surrounded!

>>35534903
Nah.

I'll give you a hint: It starts with the letter M
It's also not some weird ass Russian or middle-eastern name either.

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>>35534814
Goognight, Kolya.

Good night, Ethan.
it's my own name I'm so tired

>>35534999
Nice trips, but no.

Hint 2 : I'm the owner of the same name as a popular Russian in Russian video games.

>tfw no one's called my name yet
Surprising, it's not really obscure

>>35534779
I'll take it, I'm out

hint for my actual name, it's the name of one of the Jacksons, but not Michael

Liam
Henry
Joshua
Finley
Joseph
Jayden
Adam

>>35534442
end yourself Mahmoud

>>35535459
>Joseph
Yes! Thank you!

Dexter
Austin
Finn
Luca
Teddy
David
Jake

>>35534442
catch some z's guillaume

Archie
Theo
Oscar
Mason
Luke
Toby
Seth

>>35535516
>Finn
this ain't the star war nigga XD

>no one has said my name yet

Haha fuck you

>>35535264
You drink wolves milk and watch Russian cartoon shoe and shoelace now.

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>>35534265
>tfw you have a somewhat common and a not weird name, but yet your nam never gets called

Cameron
Hugo
Jasper
Ali
Milo
Andrew
Kyle

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>>35535586
I love you nigga! Youd freed me from insmonia! You the real hero staying up shooting sleep dust into your fellow bots.

Ty a Seth!

Can i just say goodnight to myself like i do everynight

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>>35535638
Another seth reporting in

>>35534995
Goodnight musketball-jones

Jude
Ibrahim
Aarav
Max
Nathaniel
Hunter
Eli

>>35535625
I know this feel

Robert

Sombody say my name, 60% of my name is the shortened word for logarithm

>>35535715
log or ln?

>>35535677
haha nope wrong again
>>35535586
wait fuck someone got mine
Guess it's time for bed then. Goodnight robots

>>35535725
My name is literally log base a to the power of n

>>35535715
Loganistan

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>>35535742
Logan go to bed

Goodnight anyone with last names Smith Brown Tran Sanchez Santiago Li Patel Johnson

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>>35535761
Ty my dude
Oregano

G'night Alexander

Guess my name: white but not too white, the guy you'd invite to your house out of pity

Someone pls? Name is Russian, short and very popular

>>35535632
THANK YOU MY NIGGA

I AM FREE FROM THIS HELL

TIME TO GET THOSE COZY RESTFUL SLEEPS AND HOT DREAM BITCHES

>>35535792
HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARREBIAN-

>>35535842
BY PROVIDENCE IMPOVERISHED IN SQUALOR

GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR?

>>35535814
Marcelo

>>35535873
You got the Ma

>>35535885
Max


oioioioio

i will never call his name

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>weird polish name
No one will get it
starts with N

Trevor
Demetrius
Nathaniel

>>35535900
Not quite, you'll invite him over out of pity but he's not weird

He also has helicopter parents

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>>35535638
Me again I cant go to sleep the voice of self-loathing are keeping me up. Can I stay up and hang with you guys Ill be tired sure but I dont wanna be alone!

>>35535693
>Eli

fuc

>>35534887
Good night anon. I love you also .

good night piotr

>>35535949
no problem, bud. you can sleep whenever you feel like it

Tfw rare ass name that is extremely European

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>>35536006
Thanks man its just hard to sleep. I cab usally sleep when I can properly mask myself in some fantasy and when I can I await sleep. Then there are nights like this. I hate this so much guys I want of the ride.

>>35536089
And now I am alone...
At least I have Onizuka.

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>Tfw have cringy name that was probably decided spur of the moment by parents and will never be called in this thread

>>35534265
>tfw nobody called Ben

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>>35534265
Noah
Fuck you guys for not calling this I'm so tired

>>35534285
>first post is knocked out posted

>tfw your name never gets called

heh plebs

>>35535949
Just like you bro. I never get sleep. Maybe three hours a night on a good day.

The funny thing is I complain about being awake all the time. I'm always complaining about being alive you'd think I'd take any chance I can get to rid myself of consciousness, at least for a little while.

But there's something so scary about waking up. The idea that I'm resigning to the fate of going through another day, doing the same old shit, trying to give voice to my misery as if talking about the pain would carry my suffering through my words and out my mouth; another day where I have to work, to struggle to convince myself to keep going. To not just give up. To not just die right then and there. And for what reason? Just so that tomorrow I can do the same?

I used to be afraid of sleeping, because I was afraid of dying in my sleep. To tell you the truth I stayed up for hours and hours shaking, fighting off the dreadful oblivion, because I was worried it would only take one night to confine me to an unending expanse of absolute absence. Now, and I do not exaggerate in the slightest, I beg God, I beg nature, I beg whatever force permits to kill me as I sleep. At least to let me die. How easy it would be, if I were to just let go. To rest my tired tired soul. No more work, no more aching my bones for a idealized future I can't be sure I'll ever realize. I ask God himself to strike me down as I sleep so that from a lifetime of turmoil, strife, and unsurmountable agony, I will finally know peace.

Every morning I wake up slightly changed. Every morning I wake up with a little less faith that God exists.

>>35534814
goodnight nikolai

>>35535486
Its Josef here, does that count?

my name will never be called ever

Damian, you're already in bed, but on your phone. Go to bed

/b/ tier thread, stop posting

>>35534265
This board is slowly becoming more and more like /b/

>name gets called go 2 bed XDDD

>>35535418
Good night Blanket

>>35539104
Good night Mods

Suck my dick

>>35536433
Go to sleep Ben