Will i get a qt pie gf if i pretend to be a black man?

>>35533714
An ugly black one maybe.

>>35533756
Better than literally nothing :33

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>>35533768
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2016/03/want-to-be-black-without-the-burden-chocolate-spray-tans-are-now-a-thing/

here you go fella

>>35533768
Yeah, but the amount of effort it would take to become a convincing black person would be enough to use the non-retarded methods and get a normal gf.

>>35533862
Shaun king is not convincing and lots of idiots buy his bullshit. I look alot like him i could pull it off if i was extroverted

>>35533898
>i could pull it off if i was extroverted
Well there's your problem. You'll never pull it off without being extroverted.

>coworker is quitting sugar and complaining about no coffee
>tell her if she keeps taking it black then it'll get better
>someone pipes in that they knew I liked black dick
>start blushing
>all laughing
>I don't like black dick
>can't be racist because it's social work and we're all far left and politically correct

QT, nerdy, white boy won't make eye contact with me afterward. Fuck.

>>35533714
Boyyy with that hairline you lucky yo momma still love you

>>35534140
Just get close to him and make eye contact, laugh at everything he says. Gets me erry fuckin time. Maybe I just wanna be funny or something.

>>35534189
5head lol

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>>35533714
does deray only own fucking blue vests like that?!?!?!?!?!?!? Soros should buy him a wardrobe ffs

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>>35534140
touch his penis as a subtle signal

>>35533714
lol no one likes black people, anon.

>>35535239
>>35535239
I live in a poor area and pretty much every girl i meet only dates black dudes

also i like black girls

>>35534140
if this happened recently then you're reading into it too much.